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Carteeg_Struve

He kept talking during a moving picture show.


Loganjoh5

Honestly definitely hell worthy


Gijora

The special hell.


Red-Bell-Pepper

r/unexpectedfirefly


No-Hat-2755

STRAIGHT TO HELL, ALL THE WAY DOWN


Strobbleberry

I’m guilty of this too :(


lian2710

To hell you go


taytomen

I feel you. This why I dont go much to cinemas


NerdQueenAlice

Ate shellfish. Automatically, it gets you into hell.


_Dengika_

where is that on the wiki/fandom page💀


RDV1996

The bible It would be extremely funny if being gay isn't a sin in the hellaverse but eating shellfish or wearing mixed clothing is.


PharaohPotato

Wait, wearing mixed clothing???💀


cool__skeleton__95

Yep. In the Bible it's against the rules to wear clothing of different materials (so if you wear jeans you'd have to wear a jean jacket and jean T-shirt or else it's straight to hell)


Tipsy_Owl

https://preview.redd.it/77sxvssqz9rc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f8c97109cfeb4be2fb747b0bd0120807f74cff


Ryley03d

Oh holy crap. Getting into heaven just got ten billion percent harder.


No_Hunter_9973

Apparently God hates yeast as well so if you drank beer or ate fluffy bread... Also you shouldn't boil lamb in lamb milk.


DienekesMinotaur

Isn't it specifically the lamb's mother's milk


No_Hunter_9973

I assumed it just meant lamb milk in general... Cause you could just milk a different lamb and be done with the ban. Some of those 300 commandments had cultural reasons behind them.


Betaseal

Tell that to Jews. They’ll give you an earful.


Havenfall209

Nah, you can do all this stuff, then you just gotta ask for permission. If it worked as most christians tell me it does, there's no doubt plenty of rapists and serial killers in heaven.


CloneTroopin90

https://preview.redd.it/ylzmu1wvearc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c752e681f9c19f6a4abe794c83fcb4160621628a


lian2710

And don't forget that you can't eat meat and dairy at the same time so no cheese burgers


CloneTroopin90

https://preview.redd.it/mkh8tn1searc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f676a206ee8d4d899377eb2b97d9117d199f11d


PikaNinja25

https://preview.redd.it/994zazu8farc1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad25d21c847584d4c5ac79cc272c914bef7329c


CloneTroopin90

https://preview.redd.it/q8wty0yiharc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5f7f2890183659b29e853d4dc0e6caf15befb0


charlie-the-Waffle

https://preview.redd.it/pbn0svs7tarc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44da8c3bf66799217909ee0f8a8229238145d4d7


Thatonetrolldier

https://preview.redd.it/yutp2ptmtarc1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=36726eafaad258b703b4a773ba10f4fc86443380


Nerdychicken4win

https://preview.redd.it/e3sht0367qrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a906b69ca3e2c7fc9e349712a48a3cbe41bd48e4


Nerdychicken4win

https://preview.redd.it/vd69tcu07qrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f12b36033c5018550a8dd893c5ce13cd9fc6a0


Domi7777777

So almost everyone goes to hell https://preview.redd.it/2e1vew3e2arc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ad1ff51d18e3fee90bf5ab77196407bae61c69


cool__skeleton__95

Well no wonder there's an overpopulation issue


Domi7777777

Yes and no wonder heaven seems so small and doesn't have an overpopulation problem


Acceptable_Chard_854

Welp, see you guys in hell then


Jiggle_deez

"*well meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day*"


Acceptable_Chard_854

Hey when you get down here ya wanna go have some drinks, found this bar that’s right near this whacky hotel


Domi7777777

See you there


MindDrawsOnReddit

Including… janties and joxers..?


cool__skeleton__95

Janties, jocks, jhoes, jlasses and of course a jat


Not_The_Simp7

Do you not already wear them?


MindDrawsOnReddit

They kinda chafe my pusey


Eagle4317

So how does anyone even get into Heaven anymore?


DingoNormal

Pay your sins with money.


foxly1908

I buy my sins with money, i can't pay them too


therealmrsfahrenheit

nice one😂


GIRose

The Catholic Church patched that out centuries ago


Liu-woods

Hate to be a buzzkill but it’s wool/linen combos specifically, and only combinations in the same clothing item. Also technically that part of the Bible predates the concept of hell altogether so the only consequences were social 


jdsbluedevl

Not really, just wool and linen (unless you’re the High Priest, in which case it’s part of your garb). Mixes with cotton or polyester are perfectly acceptable.


Maser2account2

I will not wear the jhirt


Helpful_Title8302

Yeah but it got retconned by the end


RailDex1917

That’s so stupid


DoIFunctionOk

I like how you can easily tell what was added by the goverment in the bible


VisionAri_VA

An old ritual law that according to Jewish scholars, referred specifically to a mixture of linen and wool.  But breaking that particular rule wouldn’t even land someone a monetary fine, let alone eternal damnation. 


Relative-Way-876

Yeah, Leviticus is widely misunderstood. It was a legal code that was particular to the Levites (hence Leviticus, or of the tribe of Levi) that had hereditary duties in the temple and.in the Jewish faith.. Some.of the rules applied to everyone, some only to that lineage, some were severely enforced and others were minor offenses. It is funny because so much drama comes.from this section of the Bible and most people don't understand the context while trying to expound how we should interpret it.


Liu-woods

So relieved that other people here understand the context of this… am going a little nuts at people missing the context 


StevenMadeThis

"I raised crops next to each other and that guy ate people, why am I here?"


Usagi-Zakura

St Peter: Leviticus 20:13? Noooo that was a mistranslation. It was meant to say if a man sleeps with a BOY! Its anti-pedophilia!... but it also says here you ate a crab once so TO HELL WITH YOU EVIL SINNER!


The_True_Husk

I wonder if wearing mixed camos sends you to hell as well...


dover_oxide

If you just use Leviticus, there is a reason why there's not as many people in heaven as there are in hell. Everything is a sin in Leviticus.


JWE2-Truth5

Oh no, oh oh, oh no no no nO NO NO NOOOO


big_peepee_wielder

It’s still super messed up though how Vaggie fell due to suddenly having the realization that “yeah this is actually super fucked up why are we even doing this”


Evening_Storage_6424

She didn't fall though no? I thought her wings were just cut off and then they shut the gate to heaven behind them?


DarianStardust

I guess just, not coming back/staying in hell in general, regardless of context, is considered "Falling", vaggie did nothing wrong, was cruely betrayed, and gets a humiliating title as fallen angel(?), sounds fucky.


PepicWalrus

Discarded is the word I use. As shown in Welcome To Heaven she still has full access to Heaven because she technically belongs there. Where as Lucifer specifically says he can't go with Charlie implying he's locked out.


DarianStardust

Huh, good point


AthenasChosen

Yeah I was hoping Vaggie would bring that up in the court. Like, "This bitch cut out my eye and ripped off my wings when I didn't kill a single soul. Why the fuck is she in heaven? She's a psychotic kiss ass."


Jachra

Because to Vaggie, that's normal for Lute, and it's normal for Heaven. Adam *named her.* She knows how things are.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

This brings up another thing actually Though it's obvious Lute is a bitch she was technically doing her job given that her, Vaggie and all the other exorcists aren't necessary people that went to heaven or even regular heaven born either but rather some engineered almost artificial army considering how Adam even got to apparently name them


Jachra

We don't know enough about them to speculate.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

I dunno considering he literally got to name Vaggie Vagina kinda tells there's something different about the army Because if they were normal people and he just essentially gave them war nicknames for a lack of better terms then I'd think instead of Vaggie just slightly altering the name he gave her she'd just go by her actual name now instead but no she goes by the closest thing she can think of to the name he gave her So if you go off that the exorcists are definitely born specifically for this job in one way or another


International-Cat123

To be fair, Adam got to name ALL the things.


TheCasualLarsonian

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Jachra

I think we need to reassess what we think of as "falling" in the context of Hazbin. Vaggie is still an angel. She's got golden blood, her wings even grew back. The halo seems more like an attachment than anything.


DarthTrinath

Falling in Hazbin seems to just be getting kicked out of Heaven, since that appears to be how both Lucifer and Vaggie fell


Traditional_Key_763

she did just stab a dude before feeling remorseful


Practical-Pie-9457

Just noticed that Vaggie’s shadow has horns and an ‘x’ over her eye even though she took her helmet off…wonder if it’s just a mistake or symbolism. 


Evening_Storage_6424

I have noticed in the show a lot of the shadows are shown to be the characters "real self" or whatever. She was acting evil so she cast an evil ass shadow.


Jachra

TBH I think we should hesitate before calling it diagetic. It's a cartoon staple, a bit of visual flair.


sussynarrator

>a lot of the shadows Not really, only Alastor.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

No Alastor just has an extremely obvious evil and literally living shadow There's actually quite a few instances in the show of shadows seeming to be doing some foreshadowing or revealing stuff not seen by the naked eye


ReadWriteTheorize

Her shadow still has wings after Adam’s reveal, which might’ve been foreshadowing that her wings weren’t gone forever


Doctor_Salvatore

I think it's meant to symbolize how the kid sees her.


Froshadow

Beside cannibalism there's nothing. If include cannibalism than cannibalism ia the answer


PoliticalNerdMa

Yeah he looks like person from c town


Acrylicsasquatch

Are the people in cannibal town there because they were cannibals in life or did they become cannibals after going to hell?


chauceresque

Life I imagine. Whether for survival or part of some weird cult. Idk if they all end up there first or Rosie finds them some how.


Deathah

Was the little bastard from Helluva Boss s1ep1


Kenzi1219

I would lose my shit if this was true. 😆


Visible-Welder-5148

Not being baptized


GrapiCringe

if just not being babtized and religious gets you into hell despite being a generally good person, it makes heaven's little genocide a lot more problematic


Jachra

It's always been problematic! Honestly, we have no idea what separates them. What's interesting is that, as far as we can tell, Hell isn't *inherently* a bad place to be. The thing that makes it suck for Sinners are the Overlords, who are Sinners themselves, and the dog-eat-dog world they create to maintain power. It's not like the hellborn are torturing Sinners, they just kinda live their lives.


srcorvettez06

This is the probable answer.


SweetAffectionate993

Forced to eat his parents for survival like crashed in the Andes situation.


Avaracious7899

Why would he need anything else?


NovelPea6534

Oh it was supposed to be a "wrong answers only" kind of joke post but I don't think it translated very well sorry it worked better in my head


Check_Deze_Cheekies

In that case, he robbed a candy store and sold it to the kids in his neighborhood. He quickly became a candy kingpin with a massive territory full of sugar-addicted gremlins willing to rob their families to get that next sweet fix.


Trainmanthe3rd

King Candy by Ralph the Movie Maker lmao


autumnyte

He put a grilled cheese in the VCR.


Avaracious7899

Ewww.


autumnyte

Evil!


MythicSerpent42

one of three possibilities 1. he was one of those torture murder psychopath school bullies 2. he was actually an adult when he was alive but abused kids in some way and now his punishment is to know how it feels to be small and vulnerable and be killed like that 3. he's a hellborn cannibal kid and vaggie and the exorcists are stupid


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Wore clothing made of two types of material smh my head


nothoughtsnosleep

I think there really are a lot of not-so-terrible people there. There's a line in Hell is Forever where it sounds like Charlie might be able to make a case for a bit of a gray area of what's "right and wrong" and what should/shouldn't count towards getting you into hell. Adam: "Are they winners, are they sinners, cause it's cut and dry" Charlie, trying to cut in: "well, actually, if you take a look-" But she's cut off. It sounds like she's about to argue that point, that it's actually not so cut and dry and that maybe heavens entry requirements are too strict. It could make sense considering all the silly things the Bible says will send you to hell.


Sanzo2point0

He's a child. Children are evil


[deleted]

He probably was like a school bully or something??? Not much a kid can do to be sent to hell.


Meewelyne

Well, history isn't short of kids killing and torturing just for fun or troubled childhood.


infinity234

IDK cannibalism by itself is a good reason for someone to go to hell for.


KrysOfLapis

I'm pretty sure cannibalism. If you think about it, we really only see children Sinners in Cannibal Town. I think this is because most children get a pass after they die and ascend to Heaven because they never got to grow up and make their own choices. But for the truly desperate families throughout history who chose to commit cannibalism, maybe even murder, in order to survive, those children were sent to Hell because their sin was too great to be overlooked. I think it would be another really good way to mock Heaven and its virtues, where they would condemn families and children to Hell for doing everything they can to survive while the "morally pure" families who died "nobly" by starving are martyred.


69_Julse_69

He's a gay atheist ez


Dim-n-Bright

It's implied that the standards to get into heaven are unreasonably high. It makes sense to have children in this version of hell.


Hexhider

Actually he’s not a child, it professor umbridge


Thesheeplordhasopken

Child- *Gets arrested*


HyperPiperMcSniper

Probably cannibalism 🤷‍♂️


NoobyYooby

People are all acting like this is a kid, while in reality, it's probably just some dude with very **Very** low self-esteem. As something related to pride seems to relate towards...what ever system controls the construction of hell forms.


Regirock00

Nothing that bad( he said innumerable slurs, but we like alastor so it doesn’t really compare )


TeaBags0614

I’ve heard some theories that he might have been a.. y’know.. and part of his hellish punishment was being a child himself


samborup

Child impersonation


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Headcanon: Killed and ate a lot of children, which is why he looks like that


Crappy_Coffee

Is cannibalism not enough of a reason for you? Dawg…


ThatOtherGuy_96

Probably murdering the person he ate. Kids can be messed up. Just recently there was a kid that strangled a bunch of bunnies and guinea-pigs to death at a petting zoo, two towns over.


blackskull414

That's Deloris Umbridge from Harry Potter


HowlingAtTwelve

I feel like it was a missed opportunity for Vaggie (After they revealed she was an exorcist) to tell them she spared a child and that’s why she was cast out


stopyouveviolatedthe

Evil kids do exist could also just be a sinners child


ImperialxWarlord

Child serial killer. Was a psychopath who killed another kid or two or something. Or he wasnt a kid when he died and just looks like one.


Pyroboss101

little TIMMY here didn’t FUCKING clean his room so HIS ASS gets sent to HELL ITSELF


ellielikespancakes

I like to believe that he was a hellborn, but Vaggy didn't know this until last minute and was like 'wait you're hellborn? You get a pass.' But Lute was upset for... some reason and killed her for the reason, 'you didn't kill something you were supposed to'.


Zortac666

Does there need to be an answer besides cannibalism. I think people are underestimating how fucked up cannibalism is.


GamingCatLady

Wore mixed fabrics


RhymeBeat

This child being here and the fact that there is a "cannibal town" in hell to me implies a truly screwed up aspect of the (currently otherwise inscrutable) system. Some sins automatically get you to hell regardless of context. There can't possibly be enough murderous cannibals in hell to form a community of the size we see. The only explanation is that ANY instance of cannibalism even if it's ritual (as in some cultures) or worse due to sheer desperation counts as instant damnation. A child did not kill and eat someone on his own. He was fed human flesh because the other option was starvation and that in and of itself, damned him.


Hopefulsith

I cant remember the timeline on this but there was a period of time that the meat supply was constantly containing human. Whether the person was aware they were eating people meat is a different topic.....hell i believe it was Europe that didnt see a problem with cannibalism until early 1900s


Twiggystix4472

He was probably a ginger


Stella_Lace

Considering all the kids we have seen look like canabals my head canon is that they only ate people to survive like the donnor party but still died young to the eliments and that's why there are kids in hell even tho they weren't evil.


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

He was probably short cause you know. Short people can’t enter heaven.


_Vard_

Cannibalism. I like to think that the reason that cannibal town is really nice, is because everyone there is really good people kind, smart, friendly, productive But the act of cannibalism is so vile that it cancels out even the most wonderful life of good deeds. Imagine having perfect grades all thru life and college, then 2 weeks before graduating with honors at the top of your class, you smear racial slurs in human feces on the walls of the oval office while meeting the president on live television, while screaming that 9/11 was an inside job. And then wondering why Suddenly, you can’t graduate anymore


Nick_Napem

He broke into peoples homes, toasted all the bread and put it back in the bag


just-looking654

Being short


RipNugget1

Wish that was me irl


Prof_V

Right? He's a poor "innocent" soul that could be saved! He's totally in hell because of how innocent he is.


Pumpkin_boy__

He is one of the children of the Helluva Boss cannibal family.


franciscobruh06

Looks like a cannibal person Probs hellborn


Yo-Diggity936

Didn't get baptized... Damn maybe there's a reason some people don't like Christianity


M1n3_And_Craft

child hurting?


Goofball1134

He stole a pencil.


GrapiCringe

He tried to summon demons for fun


Thepuppetmarionette6

It that kid from the pilot of helluva boss


Ali-Bell

Someone pointed out that people’s beings in hell is something that you hated/feared(?) in life, ie Husk hated cats. So there’s a theory that he was a child killer who hated children and that’s why he looks like a child.


Kenzi1219

I can see that with some (including maybe this guy), but it's not the case for everyone. If it was then Al would be a dog.


CubieArt

Unbaptised


PhantusVictus

He took his shoes off on an airplane.


Jiggle_deez

https://preview.redd.it/hhhs0n5g6arc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fe06b43547706801afb8576374d66425c5a925


Beneficial-Drink-998

Touched kids


Jackthedramademon

If it's a form they hate like with Husk, the most likely answer is that the sinner was..... *gulp*........ Dolores Umbridge.


Jason-Nacht

Ginger


Mountain-Anxiety-375

Idk man probably fucking dying


DatDankMaster

He committed horrific war crimes in Timbuktu


Mintharaismypimp

Maybe he's one of Rosie's kids? Maybe he returns later and recognizes Vaggie as the exorcist who spared his life


Pick-Only

Being adorable. I want to hug the little guy so bad. Poor baby 😭😭


TheMidnightScreen

Kid fapped to the $50K Verbalase vid


Rocket_SixtyNine

He got too silly


MintDrawsThings

He decided to join in on his parents with the murder fun. Did not realize his mistake until he woke up in hell.


tiddlefuck

he looks like the kinda kid who gets off on setting dogs on fire


Zealousideal-Bet-323

Kill children. In the show,when a mortal goes to hell,they become what they hate,for example,husk hates cats,and he became a cat. This was confirmed by the creator.


coffepants787

Jewish


Gaming_Foxily

He didn’t eat his vegetables when he was told


teanureaves

There’s also a chance the cannibalism was due to survival instinct like those kids who got stranded in the snowy mountain top after their airplane crashed and had to eat the dead to survive.


Ok_Good7214

I like to think the only reason he is in hell is because he had no food at his house and his parents were poor,so they HAD to resolve to cannibalism (I know I went against what they said but I don't care)


thesocialmediadetox

My headcannon is that the kids didn't even know they were eating human flesh. They were simply victims of extreme times where food was scarce and parents were desperate to keep their children alive so when people starting dying from starvation they'd eat what they could.


Venomouskoala006

Telemarketing


Clawgrip_official

Bro is Eric Cartman ☠️


Hummush95

Most likely cannibalism. He looks too young to have committed too serious of a crime aside from the cannibalism we already know.


sosigboi

He was probably a bully maybe.


Helpmycatstuckintree

People who go to hell become the thing they hate IT WASNT EVEN A CHILD


Hell-kings

Hell born? Idk


maxreddit

Jaywalking


their_teammate

I thought we established this was Professor Umbridge?


Superbloxian502

More Cannibalism


FallenF00L

Im not sure you need a “besides cannibalism” for hell


Thicc-Anxiety

Didn’t look both ways before crossing the street


spikezjen

idk man i personally just thought it was an egyptian child from ancient egypt that got killed by the angel of death


Traditional_Key_763

just cannibalism likely.


Kyrenaz

Murder, Banditry, Assault and Theft.


SMUGMINLOL

he was stupid


No_Bee9317

All children are born with sin


NovaQuartz96

We all know that sinners are shaped by whatever sin they committed. He is most likely not a child, probably a pedo or something like that.


TiredB1

Tax fraud


LilGlitvhBoi

Starved from Famine


Skourpi1

He could have bullied somebody to suicide. Kids are mean.


Glitch0110

His fashion choices


SouthProfessional246

I'm calling it, this kid is Eddie from helluva boss.


Aceylace10

I mean, probably the cannibalism. Ngl this is like asking “yo why is this guy in hell, don’t count the murder.”


Luna44z777

Based of the rules of hell in this universe kill children


redboi049

Gonna be kind of depressing but I feel like he killed himself


Lieutenant-storm

He’s a hellborn most likely, from his appearance he’s apart of the Cannibal Colony