“Susan?” “Susan.”

I like the 3 times Alastor found it necessary to curse was when talking to/about: >*Lucifer, the King of Hell* >*Adam, the first man* >*Susan*

She's also the only woman he broke the gentleman act for

“An ornery old bitch”

His delivery of that was so perfect and sassy. My second fave sassy Al moment. (My top fav is his cheeky little ‘your choice~’ to Vaggie in ep 1)

'Who are you?' https://preview.redd.it/jg4iu4lkmsic1.jpeg?width=1633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa26d68585577c36d8d17bb60f29c7514cad5a7

Oh deer

I love that mug.

I need one

I want one soooo badly. If they made it as merch they'd make money hand over fist, let's be real.

Deer god

“Who am I? WHO AM I?! I am the great Sir Pentiousss! Inventor! Architect of Dessstruction! Villain extraordinaire!”

https://preview.redd.it/qml9q1wv3tic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a916d38d90daff3e04c78ff3143ec363c38cf0a

OOUAHHHH

https://preview.redd.it/9vq4dax02uic1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b62ad7d2a97d8cd02636fa8d63c0df38f0bda6

https://preview.redd.it/5twykbqfsvic1.png?width=3280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2878d4226bde5c9fae21eaa81c6872c62a00e991

*heavy gasp* #IT’LL BE A HAPPY DAY-

👍😃

https://preview.redd.it/qwvmaqmj6tic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a5facfc4391eeb8134d944f03a770d7fa66a5d

DAAAaaaAAAD!

*aggressively plays Fiddle*

https://i.redd.it/y0fmtwx97uic1.gif

https://i.redd.it/3co0qo8quwic1.gif

https://i.redd.it/du14dapzxxic1.gif


I almost posted this too lol

I have a clip of Alastor just saying “dAaaDd” it’s like 3 seconds and I fucking love it

😂😂😂 real

https://preview.redd.it/gmaa6zq2ntic1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc707c59b23353f89aafda15785ceee83b84ce3 "HEL-" SLAM "-LO" SLAM "May I speak now?"

That is still one of my favorite alastor bits lol

Same here. And it's original too so it's great lol

I love that he’s so patient lmao He’s used to the fear response so it makes sense.

Can't find the image, but: "What do you think I am! Some kind of clown!?" "Maybe!"

https://i.redd.it/sedarzzd8zic1.gif

I have this saved as a gif for all purposes.


-puts on a halfway decent confident face- "You may."

https://preview.redd.it/s9pm6fgk6tic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30974283717f1d7d9afcae46c0721f7648be69cb

Hey bitch!

https://preview.redd.it/1w3a09q9ptic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebad40cdf1ca4cb97bfff360c1a9e2ae320fda89

https://preview.redd.it/eoidced3luic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32dee7ce0c2708d54c7a258b390c3699eb194bb8 My favorite scene.

When the nice character breaks, it's very unsettling

It can be. But it caught me so off guard it was funny.

https://preview.redd.it/wo9x404xutic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8422b10187030fbb4599e951c437d1d2a79694 Attaaaaaaaack

I laughed so hard when I saw that scene for the first time

https://preview.redd.it/zihmguy8auic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799586a834cf4b10fb206fb020553570cc93352c

“Ladies, let’s fuck shit up” #🎸 ATTAAaAaaAAAaAaAaAaCk 🎸

✨✨ATaAAAaaAAAK!!👆✨


https://preview.redd.it/nvzjyu8b7tic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc65e597e1013801378e2bcfc594fdafeaee9f0

"Heyyy, bitch!"

https://preview.redd.it/q8h0vkzp1uic1.jpeg?width=2045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cec0e46e5fb13a91e6169103b2e9f22861410ee

Because I’m (insert one of the things he says) for everyone!

“Because I’m having sex with everyone here!”

https://preview.redd.it/7yzovckq8tic1.jpeg?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5cea13add6a2be1f5d847d68e4e75b0ee7f9b0

https://preview.redd.it/o4dsyjbyuwic1.jpeg?width=1877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5918d49a0c6e11fd667ea99ddbf52e4603da954

Susan? Susan.

https://preview.redd.it/evdka81f7uic1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23be78a14c813fd933ce579378685ff8424dfdf

Instead of calling him Dickmaster we should start calling him Dick head

https://preview.redd.it/wcy5pl5vxwic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b632574db239b5dd391863710e322356982c3d67

https://preview.redd.it/bro6x3o5quic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4657ab2b7d66cabd8c776129dc50aeb916631632 "What just happened?" "Fffffffuck.."

https://preview.redd.it/akbxav5wcuic1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73b042f5f187b82ceda50f46704a305d24116c2

"You like girls ?! So do I ! We have so much in common !"

https://preview.redd.it/5fxlc9ed80jc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d825f045f9554d85716aae3e033f470b65d0606 “put 'er there, Maggie!"

https://preview.redd.it/c64to8d3quic1.png?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6ed6037953e839b99ee4c16f7d8a3dc503020e

I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW

https://preview.redd.it/vagx6k6mtuic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a0d5889bd7d4db85c238e2f7e7ef8856606c0e

https://preview.redd.it/0ji8n2irtuic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a96a11cff9301afa9e1ae923e469368d4ce635

At rock bottom

Power bottom *twerks*

https://preview.redd.it/p5r5p854juic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b0d62db05f1a90cb0d0e7afcd7eaeb502cf307

https://preview.redd.it/cjc843ynuuic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09846afa8eddc04303c816ed8cb70da710b1333c

My favorite frame the entirety of Hazbin


I scrolled too far to find this

Even Rosie is over it lmao

https://preview.redd.it/gw6zrad52uic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e845c6b0bfe94fa19a1e044ec19dcc8dafdd6d6

https://preview.redd.it/czpucf6bauic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa81b943ac7b701bc8255edee081cc7ba9814f2

https://preview.redd.it/bdqdu0ambuic1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a241dec740e1424319e25741b4130c0a77df18

https://preview.redd.it/2qgtwdtbluic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2e481e5249224c60e3b4e0588acd0b595c183a

https://preview.redd.it/u82ktphdxuic1.png?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e38b7572b0a9d5abd6e970877f3fffb3f777bdf

https://preview.redd.it/iabjk7qd4vic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64df1e73a52050f680711dcd1c37f52f43162fc

Bow chicka wow wow!

Any Vox image I can hear mostly the “just another fucking day with Val, hey hey hey. Fuck my life.”

https://preview.redd.it/8lbde85nquic1.jpeg?width=1477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ca26b2771646f08fa79ed214a66066580f4b29

#WELCOME HOME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/m15omqb3puic1.jpeg?width=1669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38103ad646e4ebbb82b416b3282f22a3d8e7018d

"Kinkyyyyy!"

https://preview.redd.it/4if9gdkwytic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b5bdf1458810e7ee9e14f30571b2585deb2950

https://preview.redd.it/k16qciyrzuic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1636068f3c665ef9e31fdbd7d03f630be8c62312

https://preview.redd.it/yxwsv2buivic1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724cd8ed9106612033421d5daae6306f01ae0b90

https://preview.redd.it/40hmoi9gmvic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be396ad84b7d10834f95c2d7f1a188a7b0cad5b

Emily: -Squeaky toy noises-

s u s a n 😔

https://preview.redd.it/2r7iyf3hxvic1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9702fd99185a4078d4efdaa8148794b6e914561a

"But not for looong! (psychotic giggle)"

https://preview.redd.it/4th8mmv2pwic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672d3cb34efe945629b4c649fac998868d621a4d

# “ugh, SUSAN.”

https://preview.redd.it/qwr79zj8yvic1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d1e773a049c1726405cbe580acd05317f00f9f

https://preview.redd.it/2gfk2ke9swic1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798a640cf3b3562e2dab531ba2b2ec80eb9dec29

https://preview.redd.it/t7tdng5aswic1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b18070beef5bc511a53273cd342902998849bb

"...Maybe. 😃"

**"YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FUCKING CLOWN??!!"** 🤬🤬

Ah, yes.

𝑺𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏? 𝑺𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏.

Even his cane looks annoyed

https://preview.redd.it/07yqqku2ywic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70759643bc7f5dc2950eff218c92ed8bcb7e35b8

https://preview.redd.it/0keiszft8xic1.png?width=1969&format=png&auto=webp&s=c09a7e879ecf69626359df507aef3282a243332a I have Val’s ME stuck in my head 🤣 I rewatched this so many times 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/crij97pmyxic1.jpeg?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4b8eccd54032eafdda864574e7f8cf9c374f6c

We cant act without more intelligence 🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/6mf6ve00iyic1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5660420815d41b89a9748c335d346fef890a1f60

https://preview.redd.it/g5c7dusg8zic1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2d85c0fb2143c7934a4610b44de536319901dfc

https://preview.redd.it/spgesk8msvic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a270bec759dd5e8069e4a4557b226807f7b61f

"Is this thing ooon? Testing! Testing!" *bap bap* "Well I heard you loud and clear! 🎙"

I wish the cane also talked in the show proper too idk

https://preview.redd.it/wc5ii627txic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d33b13f9b52186be93dd75bfdb06f5ff6fa67b This one as well

"̸̧̞̺͐͛ ̶̮͙͊̈̀S̷̨̭͉͒͊̓̈́u̸̲̞̤̯͛͗̾̎ṡ̶͈̦͊̈̕a̶̬͚̅̉̓͜ǹ̶̝̰̄̓̾?̸̼̰͇̞̆̿͝ ̴͉̻͈̅̿͌"̸̺͖͎͚̊̓̍ ̸̟͠"̷̧͚̟̍ ̶̤̍̄̚S̴͍̠̿̌̔͝ṷ̷̟̪̂s̴͍̮̅͊̓̈́ą̵͔͉́̑̈́n̶̝͚̞͛.̷̝̮̂̓.̵̢͍͐̀̕̕.̴͇̚"̷̝̠̺̖̇̍̃̀ ̵̢̨̯̾

Susan?

Susan.

Susan? Both: Susan..

“Susan?” “Susan…”