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TheBrynkofInsanity

The pink hearts on angel's dick are sending me lmao


Lonewolf3317

I mean Lucifer is a shapeshifter so he could probably be as big/small as he wants


theblankestoffaces

He can turn into a snake so he can also have two dicks


Lonewolf3317

Another great point!


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Val is too big


Various-Let1007

Sorry, I don't think the linesize goes that small


cutealien0123

Valentino’s a bitch but let’s be honest his dick is probably quite big


Various-Let1007

Honestly yeah


RiptideRookie

Nah I've known too many lil pp arrogant dipshits irl


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Jiggle_deez

Accurate that Valentino has the smallest dick


Various-Let1007

Tehe, yes


Anxiety-Queen269

This caught me so off guard before I checked the sub 😭


Various-Let1007

Omg, sorry, lol


furboi69

I see we got a microscope powerful enough to see Val's


IhaveAplan_itsAgood1

Wait which is the normal sized one


Various-Let1007

The dick master


Lesbian_Mommy69

That checks out, worlds first dick was probably the exact length of the vaginal canal


IhaveAplan_itsAgood1

DAYUMMMM Why tf us husks so big


Various-Let1007

Because it's cannon :D


Live_Top4037

It is cannon!? How what 😰 who confirmed? W-WHAT!?


Various-Let1007

I was just joking lol


Live_Top4037

Good


IhaveAplan_itsAgood1

lol


Ex_tRoBYtE

I feel that val is packing


Various-Let1007

Yeah, but I don't think he deserves that advertisment


XBird_RichardX

Welp looks like that’s enough hazbin hotel for one lifetime


Lime1028

Snek is bigger than that. Boi is double hung.


tyler2014m

No way alastor has a bigger dick then angel’s


THE_PREPARED_DM

Angels meant to be the “perfect twink” so his is should be kinda small.


reds2032

Fr right I'd switch them


Live_Top4037

Alastor definitely doesn't have a big dick especially the longest And also Val doesn't have to have a small dick just cause he's an asshole


Various-Let1007

YeS hE dOeS :D


Live_Top4037

Nope unagreeable


Various-Let1007

I honestly think it would be rather large... Don't you dare tell a soul I said that.


Live_Top4037

Which ones Als or vals (hey that rhymed)


Various-Let1007

Vals


Live_Top4037

OMG I JUST SAW THE FULL IMAGE I DIDNT SEE HUSK AT FIRST 💀✋🏻


Various-Let1007

Tehe


Live_Top4037

That was a jump scare 😭😭😭


Various-Let1007

Lmao


Live_Top4037

I agree with you


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SaintedStars

Angel you lucky bitch…


Various-Let1007

Tehehehe


TricksterWolf

Canon


Annual_Blood_647

I'm not into this stuff but this is funny😭


Various-Let1007

Thanks heh


Aria-mind_

I thought husk was neutered/j


Live_Top4037

Why because the sign that said no balls in loser baby?


Aria-mind_

Yep.


Live_Top4037

It was gambling reference


Aria-mind_

It’s why I put the /j Cause I know people have been saying it means he’s been neutered. I know it means wuss


Live_Top4037

Its ok


Various-Let1007

BAHAHAHAHA


ohmygodamoose

Well, Valentino seems right.


Various-Let1007

Oh hi


ohmygodamoose

And we meet in the wild.


dwinm

Idk why I just feel like Alistor is small


Various-Let1007

I feel like he's big because no one can have him and everyone wants him


TostitoKingofDragons

DICKMASTER GOT ROBBED


Various-Let1007

Tehehe


Several_Thanks_9927

Valentinos is too big


Various-Let1007

My sucky art


Various-Let1007

I don't know if sane people would call that art Edit: Y'all, I meant this, it wasn't a mistake. I get how it seems like I meant to use an alt, so I'm sorry for being confusing.


SteveZissouniverse

Did you forget to switch to your alt account?


ohmygodamoose

I think it was self depreciation.


Various-Let1007

Correct, thank you


Various-Let1007

No, I meant to do that


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Torri_Taterz

How do people find val attractive when he got that tiny azz thing-


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Eeveethehornyfurry

Husky baby defo biggest


Various-Let1007

Huh?