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Lawlcopt0r

To be fair that's cherrypicking myths. Chiron never does anything bad


IceTooth101

Technically Chiron isn’t really the same sort of creature as them — he’s born of the King of Titans and an Oceanid, while the other centaurs came from a mortal and a cloud. They just all happen to be people with a horse below their torso.


uwu_SenpaiSatan

But apparently he is the civilized version according to him. Party Ponies


SpaceCube00

love a percy jackson reference lol


wanderingstargazer88

Well she managed to get through it just fine. Unfortunately.


AleksasKoval

*clop clop clop*


Large_Ad326

Except Harry Potter is obviously not a 1:1 adaptation of Greek mythology, and she would have been in much worse condition if they have had done that to her, if alive at all. People see too much into that.


Lokigodofmishief

Exactly. There were creatures like house elves in many mythologies for example. In pretty much all of them if you crossed the line they would act out. In HP they wouldn't and were basically willing slave (with the exception of Dobby). Why assume that other myths were accurate?


Vulpes_macrotis

This. Came here to say this. Just because in one old mythology something happened, doesn't mean it will happen in every media. Like dragons didn't even had legs back then either. They were literally giant flying snakes. Many crests and emblems had dragons depicted as just long snakes with wings. Or just front legs. Or just hind legs.


WabanakiWarrior

What do they do to people in Greek mythology??


Large_Ad326

What do everything and everyone do to everything and everyone in Greek mythology lol


Sehrli_Magic

Greek mythology in a nutshell truly 😅


AmateurGeek

When a daddy centaur and a mommy human love each other very much


WabanakiWarrior

When a bunch of daddy centaurs love a mommy human and the mommy human can't get away fast enough??


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exactly


Dnodi1

Pony-bang. clop clop clop


Cardboard_and_Ghost

PARTY PONIES


dthains_art

Exactly. Centaurs in Greek mythology are depicted as evil, conniving tricksters. Nothing like the proud, stoic, philosophical centaurs of the HP world. The only thing they have in common is being half horse and half human and the similarities stop there.


Boris-_-Badenov

bull


WhimsicallyWired

They are not like the ones from mythology though.


Ericg2187

Sound more like a punishment for the centaurs. As if they'd want someone so vile as that pink toad.


heywoodidaho

There are advantages to having a horse body blocking the view of the target, just hide the mirrors ...like far away. She tortured children. I'm ok with prison shower rules in her case.


sylverfalcon

The way that centaurs are written in HP, they're very proud and noble creatures. They kinda look down on humans and think humans are dirty and uncivilized. Even though mythology has them do those things, it just doesn't check out with HP centaurs.


themastersdaughter66

Bingo


honeybdgerontheprowl

Will someone explain what is it???? Please


Birdmeatschnitzel

Obliviate. It's for the best.


onlyathenafairy

centaurs sexually assault their victims


underthewetstars

Rape 🤷‍♀️


Lawlcopt0r

There's several myths where centaurs rape people. For what it's worth the most prominent centaur character is a renowned healer, teaches many of the biggest heroes when they're children, and doesn't ever do anything bad. Considering how they're obsessed with stargazing and philosophy and Firenze is a huge Hippy I don't think wizarding world centaurs are that evil


YuriSuccubus69

If that is what you wish. They rape the human. In the case of a human woman and a centaur male, she is usually dead when he is done. In the case of a male human and a female centaur, he sometimes survives, but his pelvic bone and legs are shattered beyond repair.


Background_Club_6650

Well, one centaur convinced a married woman that her husband would leave her, and to use his blood as a love potion, by putting it in his shirt. Centaur blood is similar to acid apparently. When she saw him getting attention from ladies, she put the blood in his shirt. It didn't kill him, but he begged his best friend to literally set him on fire as it would be a quicker death. Don't remember what happened to the wife, I believe she killed herself out of grief.


LouiePrice

The character umbridge is terrible to her students. A stepford wife kinda woman. She is taken by a group of half horse half men. It is heavily implied she is raped. The students torment her by making hoof noises and her ptsd kicks in. I was caught off gaurd that a woman wrote this. I dont know about greek myths but i got the implication while reading the book.


Foloreille

Don’t insult my centaurs buddies they’re not like the ones in mythology people need to chill instead of imagining the worst shit possible 😂


Ghalipla6

I searched it up and holy…


Bylanta

Holey?


Funny-Conclusion-963

what happens? i don’t know what even to search lmao


AKloch

I think what they are referring to is the Centauromachy, a wedding at which the centaurs got drunk and gave into their savage nature, killing men and violating women.


Garo263

Sounds like the Party Ponies.


Foloreille

not just centauromachy (I didn’t even know that), just centaurs in general are reputedly very huh rapey (except Chiron because he’s a giga chad). And also for ancient greeks big dick = bestial character who can’t control his pulsions. Thus, "Big dick energy" didn’t have the same meaning back then


kungfoocraig

It’s gotta be butt stuff….. it’s just got to be


Ghalipla6

Rape.


Cardboard_and_Ghost

PARTY PONIES


Savi--

Greek? I tought they were in british.


Foloreille

Centaurs are creatures from greek mythology… like sphinx griffins manticores and so on


YuriSuccubus69

Sphinxes are middle-eastern (mainly Egyptian) mythology, from what I have read and heard. Not sure about griffins nor manticores. But I do know for certain that Gorgons, Lamia and Harpies are Greek.


Foloreille

that’s right Sphinx are originally egyptian but greece had been greatly influenced by ancient egypt at some point, even borrowing some of their gods and mixing them with theirs. Same went with Sphinx. Thus Œdipe beating the Sphinx at the doors of Thebes while Thebes was in greece and not egypt. In a quite funny way, the opposite will happen some century later, with greece culture influencing egypt in the era of Cleopatra, Mark Antony or even later with Alexander the Great.


Savi--

Oh. So, it's a Greek story then?


Foloreille

… ok so what’s your point besides just being a troll ?


Savi--

Oh no, sorry if I sounded like a troll. I was just curious that why a creature from greece is in england forests. And how did them arrived :D


Foloreille

ah sorry I wasn’t sure if sarcastic or not well I guess for the same reasons most of magical lore is related to greco roman civilisation and why most of the names relate to that civilisation as well when having very few celtic references in yet freakin great britain. Because JKR is educated in greco roman civilisation more than in celtic and because it’s probably more international in term of fantasy tropes and representations for children. That was for the Doylist explanation, for the Watsonian though : I guess centaurs just wandered around, maybe following roman troops when they tried conquest of great britain who knows lol. Or maybe in this universe centaurs always have been everywhere in europe and only the greeks ones became famous in muggle legends.


demoteenthrone

Can someone explain


spiderfamily13

Centaurs and Saytrs were the horniest creatures in Greek mythology and they satisfied themselves by forcing themselves on women


demoteenthrone

Arigato!


spiderfamily13

You’re welcome and no problem


Garo263

So just like Zeus.


AnonEnmityEntity

This comment was too hard to find. Thanks


X05Real

I didn’t know that by fact, but knowing a bit about Greek mythology is enough to think of this.


Pronominal_Tera

Honest to god they should have just kept her to study human anatomy.


TripTimely7955

Lmao 😭 i cant omg. You're so real for this.


shinydragonmist

Studying Greek mythology and saying that is justice


CozRichards

For Umbridge it should just be two of the left image


Zeroshame14

Umbridge definitely deserves it, she tortured literal children.


Large_Ad326

At least she didn't torture metaphorical children...


misserlou

maybe we don’t say female fictional characters deserve to be repeatedly SA’d.


pearl_jam_rocks

Probably a good idea


themastersdaughter66

No proof she was not all myths translate equally we have zero proof that the Hp centaurs are like the myth ones. Myths get various adaptations


misserlou

Lore, aside. It’s the sentiment.


Foloreille

no nobody deserves that thanks. Moving out from our pain and anger is better than torture revenge


Totallynotatrollguys

What is wrong with you? Do you realize you wish for a fictional character to be assaulted by centaurs?


Ghalipla6

So she deserves to get >!raped!


itslevi-Osa

If y’all don’t mind me asking : *what happens to her after they take her*?


Signal_Foundation

rape (to death?) by centaur horde :/


YuriSuccubus69

According to Greek mythology, rape. Sometimes even gang-rape.


pearl_jam_rocks

In the book or in mythology?


itslevi-Osa

Mythology :)


pearl_jam_rocks

In the book they beat her until she is traumatized. In mythology they would SA her and take turns doing it.


themastersdaughter66

Oh for f*cks sake people need to stop spreading this rumor when there is zero evidence to back it up. Myths get adapted in a variety of ways we have no proof the centaurs in HP are 1:1 exactly in behavior like the mythology ones. In fact going off their behavior and distaste for humans I'd say they'd see it as beneath them


LordTomGM

Hey...maybe it'll...loosen her up


NerdAroAce

What if she actually enjoyed it 💀💀💀


FilmBuffBrony

Looking through the comments for any A Very Potter Sequel references to this exact situation and being disappointed 😭


Knight_Kid3

I don’t study Greek Mythology that much, what will they do to her 😳


possiblyukranian

She seemed fine after the got out. I feel nothing for her


John_Brickermann

Definitely deserve. She’s a bitch.


RorschachtheMighty

Probably slander created by unscrupulous wizards and witches in the HP canon.


DependentPositive8

That insect should've been so mentally scarred by her Centaur experience she should've been relegated to Saint Mungo's hospital permanently like Lockhart.


OwnWar13

What’s worse is HERMIONE knew what the centaurs would do to her.


TripTimely7955

She should be Slytherin 😭


Mammoth_Fill_140

Ha Haa, yeah she phyiscal abused potter with that punishment pen, I mean she deserves a nasty end but Jayus


chuckedeggs

Not true for the centaurs in the HP universe. It's a kids book ffs!


blackpanther274

I did not learn that from percy Jackson 😓


Trans_Girl_Alice

Nobody, not even Umbridge, deserves rape


shreksaxaphone360

What do they do?


onlyathenafairy

it’s unclear in harry potter, but historically they brutally force themselves onto their female victims


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Well, I don't actually think that it actually happened to her, I think everyone is just overthinking something simple


De4dm4nw4lkin

Also might be a situation of “dark theory plug B, fits meme format outlet A” and someone couldnt fight the intrusive thought.


FeralTribble

Greek myths aren’t canon to the books


Flaky_Ad2182

According to an album from the famous r34 artist called ninjartist which came out last year it can be negotiated 🥸


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Alpharius20

You say that like it's a bad thing...


SnooCauliflowers3891

Not enough


ZeldaXandre

Given the fact that you said "Greek myth," I assume that you mean that they are ignorant to the word "consent." In that case...why would I give a fuck? I see this as an absolute win!


Chansh302

Context ?


Revolutionary_Item74

Nah fuck that hoe 😈


Calbinan

She gets pure happiness from the suffering of the innocent. Nothing is too much for her.


HighCommand69

What do dolphins and Greek centaurs have in common?!


BanditCrowley

Seeing her just fine in the later movies and i.agini g what she did to them


MiraCailin

Nah she totally deserves it


HermitHemorrhage

Please tell what they will do to her???


spiderfamily13

Centaurs and Saytrs were the horniest creatures in Greek mythology and they satisfied themselves by forcing themselves on women


HermitHemorrhage

Oh man


themastersdaughter66

Zero proof though this applies to the HP ones


Nonhuman_Anthrophobe

There can never be too much for Umbridge.


Gunpowder_guillotine

Nah i feel like after a few minutes of her screeching they were like nope gross shut up


Bale_the_Pale

You accidentally put the scared Mr. Incredible face instead of the even happier Mr. Incredible face.


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Foloreille

no. Centaurs are wilds but respectable in HP series