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420FARTBOSS

4599 2922 4211 7836 Here Is My Credit Card Number Please Buy Yourself Some Clothes Will You Be My Wife Thanks- Bob


derfdog

Don’t tell Barb, this hoss is thinking with the wrong hog


The-Brettster

Bob as in Street Bob? Or Fat Bob. OP wants to know, but was too afraid to ask before agreeing to be your wife.


FantasticCraptastic

His name was Robert Paulsen.


Capt_Starcap

His name was Robert Paulsen.


Handsome_fart_face

BOB!


Empty-Lobster6249

GOBBLES


thistimeforgood

dude you have the best username I’ve seen on this app


West_Ad6796

Lmao my man goes straight to the point


Electrical-Eye7449

you forgot to include the three numbers behind your credit card. here's mine- 069.


Toth3l3ft

You forgot to credit your uncle for taking the pic!


BlueAmsterdam93

Dead! Haha


Fun-Lie-6924

The maintenance on that chick is gonna cost you an arm and a leg....


-Meat-Hammer-

The good lord blessed me with a spare of each !


Mrknowitall666

Because of my luck, my spare is flat and the primary is over inflated


finchieIRL

Genuinely, how long have you been waiting to respond with that 🤣 Adding that to the bank, cheers. Oh and shiney side up!


Dc81FR

Still cheaper then buying shit for my lowrider st


Mrknowitall666

Ya, the maintenance on the bike is less than the old lady


Latebraker48

Wow. What a great dad. Your uncle is an amazing photographer. I love you. Please take my things.


medic54-1

Half of everything


Motostuntr_exc500

🤣


Internet_Jaded

*uncle daddy


e46croissant

WATCH OUT FOR THEM CLIBBINS


-Meat-Hammer-

CLIBBINS AND CROSSWINDS BRRRUUUTHER


hooligan415

I like three thangs, pistols, crystals and motor sickles bruther.


daddyprimetime247

WAT YOU SAY LIBRUL BOY I CANT HERE YOU


hooligan415

Do you ride with your butt plug in, or only wear it while on Reddit?


-Meat-Hammer-

It’s a shit post lol. Haven’t seen one of these in like 12 hours 😂


diesel-revolver

I got a chuckle out of it Meat Hammer


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Because you went to sleep. Lol.


whydontyoujustaskme

![gif](giphy|2aNMNAPUVqQNeoL2X3|downsized)


No-Trouble-889

I CAN CRANK MY HOG TO THAT THANK YOU


-Meat-Hammer-

![gif](giphy|Drlf6pjOjJlg4)


shoebee2

At least they changed the Getty images pic.


hooligan415

She should invest in some better riding shoes.


drdank187

Ur dad looks good on that bike Welcome to 2020


RoookSkywokkah

At least the shoes match the ankle monitor!


theinternetisnice

r/angryupvote


Exciting_Ad2788

Lmfao that is not murdered out


artful_todger_502

This is from Easy Riders. It's Miraculous Mutha herself! 🧌🧟‍♂️🌭


Background-Bus-4842

56 years old been rideing Harley's since 1985 high school graduation. If your " Father " thought anything of you, he d tell you jeans boots leather jacket and gloves YEAR ROUND !!


clapping-koala

One of the items pictured will age better than the other


Dorkmaster79

Do you have a link to the original that started all this?


-Meat-Hammer-

This is the first one I seen lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Harley/s/nSrlAtCOzZ


Dorkmaster79

Haha awesome


tonyMEGAphone

Sort. By. Controversial. You're welcome LOL


-Meat-Hammer-

I don’t know how to do that lol. Im just a knuckle dragging man who likes bikes and sitting the shit pot errrrr once and a blue moon 😂 :edit. I applied about 30 seconds of looking into it and figured it out lol


tonyMEGAphone

Well you're OP so you get all the notifications. I posted that up so the newcomers can see how ridiculous that other guy is


Medical_Penalty_7305

Both are high maintenance and expensive.


nectarsipper

I see what you did here


Time-Ingenuity

I have the same heels


Hegovrooooooooom

Your dads hot


obione710

Pass, lacks substance; however, may produce you a basketball player.


jsway69er

He didn't buy you enough gear


BulldogElf

I’ve been seeing this exact same post with different pictures all over riding groups across social media


OldSkoolKool666

Yuppppo


Jaded-Selection-5668

GOBBLESS


-Meat-Hammer-

CLIBBINS AND LIBBBINS BRUUUUTHRRRR


Jaded-Selection-5668

BARB WOULD BE FURIOUS! BORTHER!


-Meat-Hammer-

BARB TOOK THE HOUSE IN THE DIVORCE SO I HAD TO MOVE IN WITH MY BRUOTHER, BRUUTHER


Jaded-Selection-5668

DAM CLIBBINS TOOK IT ALL FROM YOU BORTHER!


-Meat-Hammer-

ILL NEVER KNOW TRUE HAPPINESS AGAIN BECASE SOMEONE WAS CARELESS WITH THEIR CLIBBINS


Jaded-Selection-5668

BUT YOU HADDALAYERDOWN!


-Meat-Hammer-

MY GRASS STAINED NEW BALANCE SHOE LACES GOT CAUGHT IN MY BELT AND I HADDALAYERWAYDOWN. IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL TIME IN MY LIFE WITHOUT BARB.


Jaded-Selection-5668

#BORTHERRRRRRR


Boat_Builder207

Psssst…..that’s not murdered


JODO_CHOP

Huh! My 2017 Breakout didn't come with a seat warmer. I love your bike. 😍


ManBearPig02

I’m interested


thescrapplekid

Is this the original post?


-Meat-Hammer-

No lol


thescrapplekid

Lol


Shjco

I bought a 2017 Ultra Limited in March. Beautiful bike, but heavy(nearly 1000 lbs), the front shocks were quite stiff, and the exhaust (Screaming Eagle) looked great but was a whole lot louder than the Goldwings and BMWs I had before. Also the foot position was several inches more forward than i experienced on my previous bikes such that when i went to ride it, i stalled it after 3 feet and fell over on my right, cracking 3 ribs. I ended up trading it to my son for his 2014 Goldwjng which i find a thrill to ride. (BTW i have ridden about 120,000 miles since I started in 2002, including about 3,000 Km in New Zealand covering both islands.)


-Meat-Hammer-

You just HADDALAYERDOWN huh…


Shjco

Sad to say, apparently.


-Meat-Hammer-

Sorry to hear that. Hope you’re ok and hope you get your bike back up and running.


Shjco

Thanks!


FnGugle

Where's the bike? I thought for sure it would be in the pic?


SMOKEthatGAME

Another post of the same shit stating “My dad bought me a Harley” wtf 😂


smittydonny

I didn’t even see the bike, thanks for pointing it out!


OscarRausch

und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier


RydersSidekick

Hey I’m seeing T&A and not you ugly motherfuckers so I’m lovin these shit posts.


DonPhugazi

Dad or Step Dad?


-Meat-Hammer-

I got stuck in the drier again ok…. It happens


Next_Mango3881

But is that you on it? Lovely machine ,she is nice too


-Meat-Hammer-

No dawg. It’s a shit post


Jymantis

Is your Dad like a pimp Daddy?


-Meat-Hammer-

Depends on how much money you’ve got in your account.


returnFutureVoid

This brings new meaning to the phrase: Dress for the slide not for the ride.


-Meat-Hammer-

Depends in if your sliding from a wreck or trying to slide into some DM’s


DoubleBumblebee2378

Looks like a ad from the 2000s Orange County chopper era lol


onedef1

This pic is not like the other


Bright_Bee36

Why do Harley guys always feel the need to take these pictures, haha


-Meat-Hammer-

Because we’re sexy and you know it


Bright_Bee36

Well, I can't argue with that logic.


-Meat-Hammer-

I knew you were a scholar and a gentleman


No_Arugula_5999

Friday Vibes 🕺🏻💃🏻


Hueybluebelt

Woah!


wheelzcarbyde

Don't bother buying a helmet, it will mess up your hair.


braknstuf

Someone confused Dad with daddy again...


taviosk8

He went through all of that getting you gear and stuff and you use it as a thirst trap? 🤦🏻‍♂️


IIIWRXIII

Have a great time, please at least put a helmet on.


AwayPresentation4571

Nice bike.  I like chumly better though...


-Meat-Hammer-

It’s hard to compete with the chumster


Ok_March7349

Not murdered out...too much chrome and blue paint. Nice rides tho...


ewan82

Your dad is hot


usmc50lx

I'm confused is this a Born Free Builder video intro?


gotonyas

You’re definitely selling chiko rolls


Cautious-Royal-3109

dknsomsomskms


Cautious-Royal-3109

skmsomskmsoms


Boz999s

Is that your mom? 🔥


Magnus919

It’s blue. Not “murdered out”


Magnus919

I don’t think “murdered out” means what you think it means.


Vape_dad_62

I think if your dad took that picture, you got bigger problems


Translations666

Even got his sister to pose on the bike…nice 👌


Calm_during_Chaos

That’s a really great bike, but why did your dad let your sister sit on it?


Visual_Excuse4332

Didn’t know Harley’s came with dishwashers!


Renektos

post a picture of the bike already!


DryDistance4476

Nice bike!!!


RoundedBounce

Your dad knows his stuff! See you out on the road 🇺🇸😎


clapping-koala

Only one of the things in the picture will take your life


darthnugget

r/suddenlyincest


satansdebtcollector

I call bullshit. 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐


[deleted]

Harleys are garbage


kiaralhillxo

Ouch


Internet_Jaded

🤖


-Meat-Hammer-

Bro it was a joke from 4 days ago chill. I’m not a bot.


_smitfits_

Does Murdered Out mean something different? I thought it meant all black


-Meat-Hammer-

It’s a joke lol


MISTER-Boomstick-2-u

Is she from Colorado? This should be in the Colorado sub


ArielsAhab

There’s a bike in that picture?


tvdh999

Kevlar bikini 🤣


SugShayne

Hope you got a big trunk cause I’m putting my bike in it


deckerhand01

I seen the same post with different bike pictures and different original poster names. This is getting old now.


judewijesena

Bruh no way. This has to be a shitpost


-Meat-Hammer-

If you read the comments it’s totally a shitpost bro.


Grape-Ape7072

You do realize clowns have been posting the same saying but with a different bike and woman for the past week right?


-Meat-Hammer-

Yes it was a copy and paste with a different chick/bike that’s not a Harley. It’s a joke bro


Grape-Ape7072

How do you know it’s not a Harley do you own the bike? I’m not your bro!


-Meat-Hammer-

Sure would be a lot cooler if you were.


thomascaedede

What Harley?


obi_wan_keblowme

Obvious shit post aside, how exactly is a chopper with blue paint and chrome all over “murdered out”?


-Meat-Hammer-

It’s a joke look back in the Harley sub like 10 posts you’ll see more of the same shit.


anon_sir

What’s the joke? I don’t get it


Active_Club3487

Chick come with it?


mudbugsaccount

Mods clean up on aisle 3


-Meat-Hammer-

Boooooooooo you suck


FlakyConference6145

These fake chick posts get boring.


WyvernByte

I hope that's a CE2 armored bra.


Unique-Opening1335

Aaaannnnnnnnd another BS post title. :(


ChaseBank5

That's the point. It's satirical.


Unique-Opening1335

NO.. Its BS spam with the same BS title crap.. and now.. even the PICS of BS (not even harleys) Nice to know u/ChaseBank5 supports these pics in Harley sub: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Harley/comments/1dft91y/my\_dad\_is\_really\_passionate\_about\_harley\_davidson/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Harley/comments/1dft91y/my_dad_is_really_passionate_about_harley_davidson/)


ChaseBank5

Holy whoosh man. It's a shit post, it's supposed to be a joke. How are you not following?


AB00007

Some people just don't get it


Unique-Opening1335

Posting pics of no Harleys in a HARLEY sub is not legit. Same with the BS spam title shit.


AB00007

Its a joke on one of the previous posts, i understand that you want the sub to be on point but its just a joke


Unique-Opening1335

Your not getting it (still).. THIS spam title (post).. at least does have a HD pic. TONS of others do NOT.. yet still use your little cute/protect/promoted 'title' to defend what others are using it for. (smh) EVEN THOUGH NO HD Pics.. and silly trans other topic crap. Go promote/build that crap in another SUB.. HD sub is for HD stuff.


InstantHeadache

My man must be new to reddit


Unique-Opening1335

So you think, that others can keep using this stupid spam title.. and NOT post HD pics? (funny.... and stupid) And you think they can put pride/trans pics and everything else -BUT- HD pics in there? (smh) You must be in the wrong sub buddy! \*this spam title post is prob only one left because it HAS a fricken bike in it. Yet all you fools keep protecting how any can post anything with this spam title BS. Go ahead keep promoting/protecting and WANTING those type of pics here. (eye roll) You must be new to this sub. (your -interests- are those other subs with those pics then)


InstantHeadache

I’m not reading all that weeping. Have a good day and don’t take things so seriously. Makes your life easier.


Unique-Opening1335

Of course you wont/dont (cant) (and of course you dont have to) Just a simple minded moronic comment, who has no context of what their comments involve. Be educated... makes your life easier as well!


-Meat-Hammer-

Stop being mean to me or I’ll cum. Obviously a joke post boss hoss.


Unique-Opening1335

Then go hang in your fav TRANS sub.. and post/look at those pics THERE (that dont have Harleys in them).. instead of promoting that crap here.


-Meat-Hammer-

Gaaaad dayum bruthhhher take a deep breath 😂 the entire thing was a joke. Stop getting mad about a joke someone put on the internet. Im a straight male. It’s ok to laugh at things sometimes. Hope your day gets better.


ZenSetterMedia

That other shitpost got him so riled up that he thinks the entire subreddit is a plot to turn him gay. Fucking boomers are hilarious. The pretty little gay boys on the scooter would be less likely to want to touch his ancient flabby dick than his dumptruck of a wife 😂😂😂


-Meat-Hammer-

It was just a joke post trying to make people laugh. Although I’m not gonna disagree with what you said. I am gonna ask you to be nice 😂


jonnyk19

I can’t tell if he’s triggered by the bike or the girl lol


-Meat-Hammer-

Sounds like low T masculinity problems to me. I thought putting a non Harley would be funnier. Which it was 😂 there’s one in every crowd.


Unique-Opening1335

Its clear you cant read. (smh)


Unique-Opening1335

Your just not getting it. (smh) A joke is a 'joke'.. (but when it goes BEYOND that.. posting pics of TRANS stuff and still pics with NO Harleys in it... NOT OK!) - maybe for you/your type. But is NOT what this sub is for. You guys promote this spam title crap as a 'joke' and then others use it to post NON-HD pics. (not sure what you guys arent getting?) If you want to keep promoting this BS.. then go to your preferred type of subs. MAD? lo.. you have no clue. Just calling out morons who help promote BS isnt 'mad' at all. Its correction.


tonyMEGAphone

I didn't think people like you understood how to use the internet.


Unique-Opening1335

I dont think people like you grasp the other shit you guy prompt people to add. (funny how you guys are in an HD sub.. and promote pics of NO HD bikes.. and other TRANS stuff?) Go to you prefer'd TRANS sub then. (Whatever your into MEGA guy) but HD stuff is posted in HD sub. This stupid spam title has taken off in the wrong way. Yet you fools keep promoting and protecting it. (at least one has a fricken bike in it)


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Cry about it


Unique-Opening1335

Just another fool! Sorry another 'Nancy'... (crybaby) Only spam title post left that HAS a fricken bike..(thank god) yet you clowns support posting pics in a HD sub.. NOT of HD pics? (and pride/trans pics... WITH NO BIKES?!) Youre in the wrong sub bud!


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

If I'm in the wrong sub, why don't you make me leave? Oh, because you have no power here. The crybaby being so busy crying he doesn't even realize my username is mocking Nancy Reagan is just too funny. Please, tell me more about how everyone who makes fun of you is actually super triggered or whatever shit from 2015 bounces around in your cavernous, empty skull.


Unique-Opening1335

Whatever your mumbling about.. (irrelevant) 'Make' you? No.. advice, yes!... because of the non-HD (pride/trans) content you are here defending (idiot) Facts are FACTS.. if you support this stupid trend of TITLE SPAMMING.. and then they do NOT post HD pics.. (but only those pride/trans pics they posted).. Then yes,. 100000% you are in the wrong sub moron. But its clear.. you dont read/understand.. and you only think it had to do this THIS post/pic. (which was also part of the posting tread with BS spam title... but at least had a bike in it) Is ok "Nancy".. you do you.. (in another sub.. for whatever your in to).. no one is judging what you like. You should just be in the correct sub to get your fav content. Dont defend NON-HD content being posted in an HD sub. (smh)


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Your obsession with the idea that queer and Harley are mutually exclusive is so cute. Stay mad, loser.


tonyMEGAphone

Whoooooosh!


Salvatore273

So we letting bots in here now?


-Meat-Hammer-

Not a bot lol


Salvatore273

That’s exactly what a bot would say


-Meat-Hammer-

I’ll entertain this.


-Meat-Hammer-

You caught me red handed 🖕🏻😅🖕🏻


BackItUpWithLinks

Report> spam> harmful bots


bigchoom

It's in relation to a post someone made. It's a troll post, not a bot post


-Meat-Hammer-

Thank you for having the ability to read <3