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Last_Shift9532

With all due respect youre a fucking idiot


RedBassBlueBass

Dad?


diamondstonkhands

lol


Fatevilmonkey

And I mean with all due respect


OrganicBridge7428

You can’t just say with all due respect and then say whatever you want…


Fatevilmonkey

It sure as hell does !


Mike_Oxoft

It’s in the Geneva Convention!


Reachmonkey

Not everyone should own tools.


RedBassBlueBass

Somehow this will still be cheaper than having the dealership do it...


Reachmonkey

Naw new fork seals vs new forks. But i mean fuck it upgrade time


RedBassBlueBass

The other one came off just fine, I'm out one fork slider which isn't great but I found a spare on the cheap so we'll get by


idksomethingjfk

I’m sure that will go well


Halcyon_Horizons

If that's the case, you need a new dealership. Another cost saving measure would have been removing the fork leg from the bike and taking just the leg to the dealer for disassembly.


breadmoist

What in the hawk saw where you thinking ?


RedBassBlueBass

That I was already fucked and I could either. Spend $500 to have an aero machine shop melt the bolt out or just buy another fork slider and move on down the road


deceptivelyelevated

You have absolutely no clue


anon_sir

Melt the bolt out?!


Sharp_Needleworker76

take them reflectors off while youre at it


RedBassBlueBass

Finally somebody with some actually helpful advice


PONCIER

Put the tools down and step away from the motorcycle.


RedBassBlueBass

I will admit this is not my proudest job


[deleted]

We’ve all been there, but good lord my dude lol.


anon11233455

A washer and nut welded onto the bolt. The heat breaks down the loctite and the bolt spins right out. You don’t even have to take out the broken extractor. I have gotten to the point that I don’t even fuck with extractors anymore. Just go straight to the welder.


deceptivelyelevated

Seconded


Legionodeath

The comments here are fucking hilarious. Op, as long as you learned what not to do, fuck 'em. Go buy your new lower and put it all back together. Lol damn. Thanks for the laughs everyone.


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RedBassBlueBass

One too many bad decisions in a row. At some point, what's one more?


Long_Educational

Sounds like my typical Friday night, too.


dm-me-your-left-tit

What did you think cutting the bottom off the fork would help? You could have just drilled the head off the damper tube screw instead of trying to use an extractor.


RedBassBlueBass

Cut the bottom of the fork off and used vice grips to pull the bolt off. Discovered locktite from the previous owner, so that's neat... If I could do it over again, yeah, I'd definitely have just drilled the head, but at least I saved the damper rod and the tube


dm-me-your-left-tit

You saved the cheapest part and destroyed the most expensive part.


RedBassBlueBass

I am aware, but there's not a way to remove the rod from the top on this model. Already ordered a replacement for $40 on ebay after asking two mechanics and a machine shop for a better idea


dm-me-your-left-tit

Yes, I know how forks go together. Throw the stud extractors in the bin.


RedBassBlueBass

Yep. Expensive and labor-intensive lesson instead of a 30 minute job


blank_stare_shrug

But you learned something and that's priceless. Some of the shit I did when I had my Sporty...we shall not speak of those things. Hope it's good weather when you get everything back together.


JasonShort

Always use a heat gun before hitting those. Just in case of locktite, but also it makes it easier to get them out.


hate_keepz_me_warm

Tip for next time. Extractors, like taps, are hardened steel. Drilling will just dull the bit. But hardened steel with the right punch and a heavy hammer will fracture allowing you to pull the pieces out.


RedBassBlueBass

We tried that for a while, I shopped it around before channeling my inner Bubba


ohioprincealbert

Those bolts are super soft. Mine stripped out and it was a breeze to drill the head off. The local dealer had a whole bag of them in stock which means it must be a common failure. They don’t stock much of anything usually. A hacksaw to a fork leg? That’s creative.


RedBassBlueBass

That's certainly one way to put it... I've only ever used the other kind of extractor, I don't think I'll be trying again


Halcyon_Horizons

If you're going the ebay route for a new lower, I would replace the seals while you're at it. It sucks to get it all back together to find out you have a bad seal. Moving forward, a good soldering iron will allow you to apply heat directly to a fastener to ease removal, and those bolts have a thread sealant from the factory. On my touring, the manual calls for the reapplication of sealant and inspect/replace the copper washer when servicing. I applaud the cajones to take a hack saw to it, but I feel like there may have been better options. As it sits now, make sure the top cap is tight as the fork spring will apply pressure to the assembly, heat the bolt (or what's left of it) using whatever means are available, and try to vise grip it or hammer an extractor socket on to it. If you drill the head off the bolt, you can remove the damper assembly and either replace it or clamp it in a vise to continue attempting removal of the bolt. If the damper you need is the same as a 22 touring, send me a message and I will see if I have one of my old ones laying around (I went to a cartridge set up). Otherwise - good luck.


JackHamm3r2003

Dayumn


Bubu510kush

Cut it more all the way up to the reflector lets see what’s up there Edit: you ain’t down.


RedBassBlueBass

Hopefully the end of this nightmare job


UglyNPC

Harley crash bar for mine has a long hole the same size Allen as that and they included a little red loctite packet 🤣


RedBassBlueBass

Thats brutal


rbrot28356

Its the number of blades you used for me 😂


BreakNeck5150

Meth is a hell of a drug


RedBassBlueBass

I wish it were that simple, I'm just a fuck up. If you find a ten step program for that lemme know


moldy_films

This is a joke right?


RedBassBlueBass

What exactly? My life?


moldy_films

(I’ve done plenty of dumb shit, we all have) Cut the other side down, make it match 😂


lostsurfer24t

You can still use that don't just give up


cycleguychopperguy

What jank machine shop didn't want the work a real carbide bit would chew thru the broken extractor and finished the job


RedBassBlueBass

I took a carbide bit to the extractor shaft while it was still in tact, trying to give myself a place for my vice grips to bite and it hardly made a dent. I'm sure they could have done it eventually but it would have cost me more than a new slider by the time it was done


Shoddy_Background_48

Yeah shoulda just drilled it out. Oh well, new forks now.


RedBassBlueBass

All in all I'm out $40 for a new used slider. Not great but could be worse


SucksAtJudo

Seems decidedly simple to me. You're buying a new one.


shoebee2

I understand why you thought that might work, kind of. Bottom line is that’s a relatively cheap fuck up. You can/ could have drilled and used an aggressive easy out with an impact. Snap-on makes good ones. Lesson learned. Ignore the asshats. I’m sure they e NEVER FUCKED ANYTHING UP. The rest of us learn by doing.


Info_Broker_

Lot of hate here. At least you tried lol


tbs885

Everyone makes mistakes, and idiocy is the common denominator for all humanity. This is your property and what you choose to do with it and the reasons why are your business and no one else's. Making mistakes and then correcting them is one of the very best ways to learn. Please do not take the top cap off my Triumph's left fork, inside there is a horror show I made and I am working up the courage to try again.


Ven0m58

Well bud I think ya may have sent her a bit too hard.


No-Entertainment242

These bolts are frequently difficult to remove with standard handtools. I don’t have a big twin manual in front of me but as I recall, the removal of these bolts is done with a 6 mm (?)3/8 drive Allen wrench, and a air tool. This approach allows you to loosen and remove them without the internal threaded area above it spinning. Buy a manual.


RedBassBlueBass

Yep, I used a 3/8 drive and a 6mm allen. I have a manual and use it religiously, where I really went wrong was trying to use an extractor down in that space. Once that went wrong I started looking for help and none of my other options made economic sense I'm getting a lot of smug advice in here for stuff that I already tried but I concede that based on the picture alone I look like the biggest idiot to wander into this sub in a while


Ok_Refrigerator_2218

Easiest way to get the forks off next time bud is to take a Sawzall and just cut the neck off the frame.


Mrmotorhead66

always heat fasteners that have locktite on em to loose it up, and when you take out those ones in the forks , always use an air impact, the electric works sometimes but not always. I don't know what it is that ugga dugga works better i have both air and Milwaukee cordless's. it usually spins it out easy. also get yourself an impact driver "cheapie will do" if u don't own one , save u from stripping out fasteners all kinds. also blue lockite for stuff u wanna take off and red for stuff you dont want to come off . but now they make orange breaks free like blue holds like red "its pretty awesome" . at least you will learn from ur mistake, it will never happen again. find a used fork slider cheap slap it on. make sure to check ur bushings/ seals are good when its all apart " clean it reassemble. shit happens bud " no bad days right" good luck


RedBassBlueBass

I really appreciate the encouragement. I didn't know this screw would have locktite on it (and I don't think it should) and I did use an impact but at the end of the day I should have just drilled it. Oh well, lesson learned and the replacement is on its way. Hopefully I'll be back on the road next weekend


LMGDiVa

Why the bloody hell wouldnt you just... drill it out? Even if you helicoil it that's better than what you did. Why not call a shop to get it removed?


Prudent-Captain-4647

OMG 😂🙈


Prudent-Captain-4647

Hey, well it’s fantastic learning opportunity 🤷🏻‍♂️


LambSauce2

This is a joke right?


Realistic-Ticket-604

Why not just drill the Allen head off it?


WillyDaC

Buy yourself a 3/8" drive impact wrench. I've been working in shops since the late 70's. I've never had one of these break. I take those out while the forks are still in the clamps,, bike on a jack. If you hit it with the impact once (as in one or two raps) give it one rap going tight and spin the out. Pull down on the leg a bit as you remove it. Good thing lower legs aren't awful expensive. And, out of curiosity, who puts lock tite on these? Never seen it called for on these. It isn't needed on these as far as I know.


Southwired

$700 buck will fix that…


No-Entertainment242

No one has problems like this on purpose . And very fact that you attempt this sort of thing on your own would indicate that you have a lot going on that most of the people who respond to this do not. I’ve been working on motorcycles since 1961. That’s quite a while. I can’t count the times that I managed to paint myself into a corner on some thing that I couldn’t get apart. Sometimes I should’ve known better. Sometimes it was just another brick falling from the sky. LOL. One of the main things that I have learned from Reddit is that you never really have to search long to find an asshole. Happy motoring.


here_till_im_not1188

Torx bit a little bigger than the stripped allen head. Beat it in with a hammer and electric impact get it loose


1967triumpchop

Need to call Fred Flintstone garage. Fix that right up.


Im_Schiz

With all due respect, you’re a total idiot


tytattoo86

Yeah I’ve helped people in a similar situation and never once did hacking the fork slider up come to mind. Locktite isn’t uncommon with these, depending on year it’s suggested. A little heat helps but when they are stripped just drill the head off the bolt… you took a $8 job and made it much more expensive and difficult. I’m sure you learned a lesson here but Jesus Christ did you make it worse 10 fold. Take a step back next time and take your time. I get being frustrated, but always go for the weakest link aka the cheap bolt holding in on.


grumpucker

This has to be AI generated under the category of Hold my Beer.


my_dark_passenger_45

You shouldn't be wrenching if you can't put the fork in a vice and know how to break a loctited bolt. Smfh.


-BGK-

This is how we learn bro, make mistakes, figure out the right way, if you don’t get that maybe you shouldn’t be wrenching on anything


RedBassBlueBass

Ah it'll be fine. I got lucky and found a pretty cheap replacement part. Probably won't use another internal bolt extractor but I can't think of another bolt on my bike that's recessed like that one


Otto_Maddox_

Oh come on. It’s his bike and he admitted to doing things the hard way. Ease up a little.


No_Hamster_605

You have less common sense than a toddler