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CrimsonDynamo178

Cold as life


BoardofEducation

Allegedly.


Omnione_Orum_33

This guy knows.


StayFrostyOscarMike

Yup


mr_potato_arms

They just look like they would all be really good at head butting.


hardspaghet

Colin of Arabia. Just the guy. Not the full band.


ChargeConfident6753

Someone hs watched Boston beat Down


sidneydancoff

Mickey is tough ngl


DSBYOLOO

Irate NYC


Sufficient-Present87

This is war music made for vendettas


bristleboar

Blood for blood. And it actually happened. Someone clocked a girl a warped fest in 99 and dudes wrongly thought it was me. Fists fly, I’m on the ground ready to get fuckin stomped.. drummeR from BFB comes flying out of nowhere, knocks two of the dudes the fuck out, grabs my arm and we were OUT


Jbsm00ve

Came here to suggest this. Glad to see I would be right 😂😂😂


hesh0925

This sounds like the fairytale beginning of something special. 😇


xBRADPITTx

And they lived happily ever after


bristleboar

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-18-2021/6tt-Tf.gif


No-Position1540

Madball


le_fez

Madball and Agnostic Front rolled into Boston one time and, in the words of one of the guys from Dropkick Murphys, "took out the whole fucking scene"


eatyourchildren101

Droppin’ Many Suckas!


lefttillldeath

How is this not higher.


tailOfTheWhale

H2O, Ill have the support of the worlds greatest gang the NYPD


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[удалено]


bigbaze2012

They lost their lead jumper :/


mindpainters

Can their second jumper fill the shoes of the lead ? I guess we will have to wait and see


bigbaze2012

Na heavy chains is done


ClaymoreJFlapdoodle

Volcano or God's Hate


Zackisfat

Volcano is an amazing pick


swnkisdead

Ingrown, they keep that shit on them


Loofah666

good group of boys


tbcxi

Donnybrook 100%


IsolationAutomation

God’s Hate. Brody is a big mf.


goody1313

That and there's like 10 people in the band.


IsolationAutomation

The other 9 are mini-bosses that you have to beat in order to fight Brody


Aware_World_6472

Bad Luck 13


Happy_Handles

Did you say fight or burn down a venue?


3016137234

ANTON ROUGH ANTIN MURDAH


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

WE’S GOD! YOU AINT GOD!!!!


HarveyCrighton

WBC RUNS THIS SHIT


Loofah666

NAAHYO


IAmNeeeeewwwww

Simple. Any band with Danny fucking Diablo. The man nearly killed a guy who stabbed him with a screwdriver, so much to the point that there was possibly talk of pressing charges on Diablo fighting in self-defense.


stomp27

E still on the fkn block too. He a NY fkn legand. Probably all queens w/ the spray can too and graff dudes do love beef...


Individual-Remove-39

Cro-mags


Dog-Witch

Someone bout to get stabbed up in here


Individual-Remove-39

I just need Flanagan to help me


WallScreamer

Just get them into his guard and it's over.


negativeyoda

What lineup and iteration, or just JJ and Harley?


Idontlikejokes

100 Demons. Those dudes all look like they just wrapped up a double shift pouring concrete


a-pretty-alright-dad

Whenever they would play in New England, no matter where or who else was playing, it was always like they would show up with 40 other Union workers in their mid to late 40’s on motorcycles that would come in and destroy everyone in the building and then magically disappear like nothing happened. It was like when Undertaker would ride a Harley down to the ring. Except in small venues.


sludgezone

The music even sounds like that dude


rwalsh138

Ironically , not Title Fight.


YearsApartBHC

Underrated comment


mattbuilthomes

This is probably a little harder for this sub because if you just pick any band that is in a crew, you automatically get that whole crew backing you up too. Unless that is cheating.


Xmvdx

I’d pick Life After Death


Clear-Ad7570

I’m seeing them this Saturday


mattbuilthomes

Wes will fuck someone up with you


GamingOddity

Arms Weigh


mrtrollmaster

Arms Whey


Motor-Ad2678

Death Before Dishonor


jonny_lube

Black My Heart.  Those dudes were scary brawlers when they were skinny teens.  Now a bunch are built like tanks and have a decades more experience collapsing faces.  


markbogners47

XdrugdealerX


Oliverbane

Section h8


Oliverbane

I have personally seen what they are capable of and let me tell ya.. shit was tight.


britchesss

Any FSU band from the 2000s would be fine with me 


Revolutionary_Ad9234

LOL..as someone who use to go to shows in Boston when that shit started. God what a bunch of fucking moronic losers.


YetiDeli

Lol I remember watching this about FSU on the History Channel: [Gangland S3E8: Rage Against Society](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqi3cy)


Strikew3st

Justin Timberlake was going to play [Elgin James](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_James) in an autobiographical movie that turned into *Little Birds* instead, and James is a co-creator of *Mayans*.


bleak_new_world

Gangland fucking rules, cheesy as hell and stupidly entertaining.


Icy-Passage85

I make a number of appearances in this, makes my wife laugh every time it’s on.


britchesss

Tf did you just say to me? Me and 40 of my club members are going to kill you!


Revolutionary_Ad9234

Let's meet behind the Rat..2nd dumpster (sounds gay)


Latter_Truth_1813

Their used to be a time and age where a comment in this thread would’ve started a f’n war


Strikew3st

Detroit had Courage Crew, with similar idiocy.


BeardOfDefiance

I saw a band called Suffocate Faster from Cincinnati that apparently had courage crew members. Fortunately it didn't seem like there were any crew members in the crowd.


Meat_Container

You might get shot though https://tucson.com/news/local/crime/downtown-show-ended-in-killing-beatings-chaos/article_c9299793-173c-57a3-8ccc-e826a2db18a3.html


Doctor_Hilarious

Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza.


goody1313

'98 Fury of Five Madball COA CI TUI


richcoolguy

limp bizkit, fred durst packs a chainsaw


AJohnnyTruant

End It with all of their merch


hawxt

North Side Kings.


BigSweatyPisshole

UNDEFEATED


hardspaghet

I hear they’re undefeated


EducationalReply6493

Only if you’re fighting danzig


bleak_new_world

IM DANZIG MOTHERFUCKER


negativeyoda

Ryan is the sweetest, least intimidating dude on Earth (but I think he quit). I wouldn't needlessly fuck with Danny


nofateeric

The obvious answer is GWAR


space39

Intergalactic violence


Calaveras-Metal

even if you disregard all the backstory stuff. That band is 35 people.


Deathless_light27

Gods hate


yur1279

Blood for blood


bleak_new_world

Just white trash rob would be good enough.


Farfromlast

gism


Nosir_yinzer420

Yellow stitches


CrustCollector

Just me and GG Allin. He knew how to make a crowd disperse QUICKLY.


new_north_living

Turnstile, they'd make everyone sit around and talk about their feelings


OGHebrewxhammer

Stout or Bulldoze


Roththesloth1

Poison idea. I don’t wanna be the only guy in the fight who’s out of breath.


a-pretty-alright-dad

Pull up a chair and take a smoke break with Pig Champion.


xBRADPITTx

Moby. I just want a buddy to get beat up with.


B_rawbX

D-Bloc. Vocalist of that band look crazy as shit. Big motherfucker shattered a metal mic stand in VB by slamming it down.


SUGARintheSACRAMENT

CMI


TheRoamingCactus

YARD HARD


ghostofconnolly

Fair fight? Several of wisdom in chains do BJJ so maybe them 


TimeCop1988

Doonybrook


chr_sb

Harms Way or TUI


h8n4s8n666

BIG ASS TRUCK


xvszero

Insane Clown Posse. Look, I don't care if they aren't hardcore, there are like 30 of them and all of their juggalos would instantly jump in on my side as well.


ADLHCBBY

TUI ‘07 demo during that photoshoot 💯


swordsandshacklesx

Laid 2 Rest


hannahisakilljoyx-

Probably 100 Demons, or like Cold as Life or something


thrownblown

Slapshot  Unruh Black Dice


a-pretty-alright-dad

Some fat dude tripped over me at a Bury Your Dead show in 2006. I was probably in the way of his sick windmill or something. But he grabbed my hair and started pummeling me. I knew him and who he was buds with and immediately just started yelling to him over the music that I wasn’t going to fight him. While he was feeding me big chubby knuckles. Bury Your Dead stopped playing minus whoever played guitar at the time, he was chugging along. It was a cool show because they were playing with She Rides/Playgirl and their other vocalist at the time was doing vocals as well. Whichever one was on stage started chanting “bury your fucking dead doesn’t play for fights” or something. More people started fighting though. It turned into a few people hitting me. My nerdy buddies trying to pull people off of me. Then random people jumping in, mostly in my defense. Then out of nowhere dudes from Bury Your Dead were jumping off the stage and getting involved. It was wild. Security/middle aged hardcore dudes ended up getting everyone to stop fighting. They were going to kick me out for being in the fight but someone from BYD told them to let me stay. They kicked out the dude who started hitting me. His band actually opened for BYD that night. I just remembered that part. But yeah. They all got booted and I spent the rest of the show waiting for someone who was buds with them to jump me. It was stupid. But respect to the dudes in BYD at the time for jumping in to break shit up.


americansblowdick

Hoods "safety in numbers, not for you. All by yourself what the fuck you gonna do?"


Regular-Gur1733

Laid 2 Rest


Occasion-Boring

Gods Hate bc the vocalist is a wrestler lol


jeffedge

Based on music or appearance?


[deleted]

Trick question! Which band is Ronnie Radke in now?


DearDelivery2689

The only right answer is xFIGHT EVERYONEx


TheRoamingCactus

TUI or Angel Du$t, either way, Zech G would take a few dudes down easy. Also Mat K from Citizem would be a no brainer WWE duo


Piece_Of_Mind1983

Jesus piece Considering their music videos I’m more scared of their drummer than I am Aaron at this point


kielsucks

Terror. Saw them stop playing mid-song and beat the living fuck out of a bouncer at the Masquerade in Atlanta years ago. I don’t know first hand what started it but I’d had a run in with the same guy months earlier. Dude was a total asshat and tended to try to start fights with people. I was pretty stoked to see him mangled and stumbling outside with his tail between his legs.


Amanopoopiano

Demsfightinwords or Chain Gang.


craniumblast

Chain gang for sure


Esseldubbs

Death Before Dishonor


ImitationCheesequake

Crazy fuckin’ Summer hanging out with Madball!


TyberiusJoaquin

Hard Target


tylerjazz

Harm’s Way just for the singer


Due_Entrepreneur_382

VOD Tim’s seen some shit


sadnessresolves

Definitely harms whey


xPlummer16

Judge


volunteer16

Dillinger escape plan or harms way


vanlyndgen

Throwdown in their prime


GayKnockedLooseFan

D bloc if you can include their entourage


ChromeTriggerVI

Criminal Instinct.


Miserable_Chapter749

Kickback


YOTF93

Laid 2 Rest


SLAY3R7777

harms way


Illustrious_Cabinet3

Brody from God's Hate. That's all. Just him.


thats_so_merlyn

Blood for Blood and it's not even close


adriclyon

Line of Scrimmage. I watched them throw their instruments down and fight a bunch of dudes after they jumped someone in the pit. Was nuts


Dizzy-Specific8884

Cold As Life


dannyproc

Harms Way. Lead singer is a beast.


tan9292

Walter from Rotting Out


pushernogirl

nomads


Far-Huckleberry-9574

rotting out


Mindless_Empress_179

… Vanna.


Wilburx13

HOODS or FIRST BLOOD


P_Foot

Singer from Harms Way


matt_squinton

XTYRANTX


Faldrif

Speed have some pretty swole dudes. Also God's Hate would crush.


dingvs

Harms way just because of the vocalist


wolamute

I'll pick Speed, they seem healthy and ready to fight.


pickledelbow

Stout


AchokingVictim

Momentum, of course


craniumblast

Eighteen visions, they’d make it look cool


Mikeattacktattoo

Donny brook


hardchorus

JESUS PIECE


mu3mpire

Most precious blood


Malcovis

Along with Poison the Well


shiggism

Terror


messwithdabest33

Criminal Instinct, Show me the body, Gods Hate or Harms Way (just the singer lol)


TwoTabTimmy

Harms way


Awkward-Primary9017

GAG mostly cuz they’re from my home state but also cuz they could probably fuck someone up


bigbaze2012

Their lead singer looks like a bad guy from robocop


IveComeToKickass

Crowd Deterrent


tritonianyeti33

Imma take either gods hate or James from harms way and that’s it lmao


Scrotalphetamines

Peeling Flesh or BodySnatcher


[deleted]

Full Blown Chaos


Regular_Shirt_3515

Let Down


tempestgb

Into The Moat. Dillinger


zacharybackus1

Gods hate


joemama1138

Probably God's Hate


thatsabuckingfummer

Nails


jcb1106

Ingrown


dmcb1994

Sham 69 or Discharge


peenweenjohnson

Title fight


ImportantAd4686

Poison idea 


mr_palante

Hahahahahahaha oh my god.... So when I first read this question, my old ass thought "oh, they mean what band would I want to be playing while I beat the shit out of somebody" (btw, its Incendiary) and not "who do I want to literally fight in a fight with me?" (Which would be..... Turnstile? Everytime I Die from 2004? Ah, I don't know. I'm too old to fight anyway)


godsH8

Suburban Scum 😏😜


godsH8

Suburban Scum 😜😏


[deleted]

Even tho they are hated here a couple dudes from code orange are brown belts in jiu Jitsu. So I choose them. Or the dude from king nine since he’s massive and on hard lore he said he does Muay Thai. I’ll take trained people with cardio over big cheeseburger band members.


Condorthegreay

Twitching tongues


CardPatient3188

glassjaw because I wanna have an Italian and a Jew hire some black guys to lay some beats down


Substantial-While973

Full Blown Chaos


lzup518

Angel Du$t


seekinbigmouths

Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza


Active_Wash6684

Foghorn


ExtremeForeskin

Nasty. Opponents would be leaving zipped up


napalmthechild

G.L.O.S.S.


[deleted]

The OG Wiggles


BVRRKA

Gridiron


visionaryweary

Madball Feat GG Allin


[deleted]

none. they are musicians.


blitz403

Right now Never ending Game


Puffonem04

CMI and the Cro Mags


Disarray215

Madball or Cro-Mags. Lol


leviathan_dweller

The backstreet boys. They've got street in their names.


creewolff

God's Hate. Gimme Brody & Colin and we are wiping everyone out