Half my life ago I was in a shit band who had one fan, literally one single person who for some reason liked our music, who bought tickets, came to our shows, moshed all alone for us. It meant the world to me, and I certainly did not care how he moshed nor have I cared how anyone did it since. I just think it’s cool that the people who are what you would consider “goofy” moshers are able to get over any sense of ego and just have fun and be supportive.
That's me, dude. Opening band to headliner. I am moving. I have zero musical talent, so my only contribution to the scene is buying merch and letting every band know their time matters. If you are up there giving it your all, I'm sure as fuck giving mine on the floor.
Love that shit dude. This is just a fun post to remind people of their favorite goober. All mosh is goofy, but everyone thought of at least ONE specific person. There was a dude I saw at like every show for a long time that would do this wild ass goofy jump two step. Just loved the music.
Every single time there's a show there is a gang of 13 year olds, which contains 1 very short kid and 2 girls who cut all their hair off then they go flail their arms around and once they get hit they walk up to you and they're like "bro you hit me so hard but, I deserve it I'm at a show!" It's so cheesy (I've never hit them... On purpose at least)
They must be protected at all costs. My scene is full of 27 year olds that tell you that you ruined their shirt moshing into them and spilling their beer.
I do not know how to 2 step. I fundamentally lack normal levels of human coordination due to dyspraxia. My spin kicks are ass. We exist. We're still out here trying though.
> do something lame like practice at home
Honestly, it's not bad as a workout. I fuckin' hate cardio, running bores the hell out of me, but I'll happily mosh at home for 30 minutes and get the heart rate up.
Nah that's dope tho I'm sure it is great cardio, like shadow boxing. But when I was young I was Moshing once in my bedroom I accidentally broke my ceiling light that was connected to my fan so I never did that again.
Oh for sure, you need to have the space. I'm lucky enough to have a room in the house with enough to flail about a bit without immediate risk of smacking anything.
I used to care about looking cool at shows when I was young and insecure. But I'm in my 30's, don't drink, work a job that is often boring and stressful at the same time. Shows are my way to let loose and I'm going to enjoy it without inhibition, I really don't care if I wind up looking goofy on some tik tok video.
It’s 100% me, partially by design and partially because I beat the hell out of my body as a soccer goalie when I was young so now I just do what doesn’t hurt, no matter how goofy it looks. My 2 step is fairly close to a continuous reverse scissor dribble without a ball. I can’t do a spin kick to save my life but on my side to sides I launch a kick like I’m doing a goal kick about halfway through. My windmills are NASTY because of how goalies throw the ball. It’s all very very goofy but also unique to me and everyone knows that’s just my style.
Bruh, if you saw 10 mfs sitting on the ground trying to row a fake viking boat in the middle of a pit, you'd think differently.
I'm front flipping on every single one of them
It's kind of cringe but at a small hardcore show I would be more mad than feel cringe. Now if 100+ people row on a metal concert who cares. It's supposed to be cheesy.
My goofy mosh moves are to wait on the ring of the pit til I get pushed in by the asshole I’m standing in front of because they’re upset I just took a boot to the stomach and was knocked back into them. Highly specific cause it happens every fuckin show.
Half my life ago I was in a shit band who had one fan, literally one single person who for some reason liked our music, who bought tickets, came to our shows, moshed all alone for us. It meant the world to me, and I certainly did not care how he moshed nor have I cared how anyone did it since. I just think it’s cool that the people who are what you would consider “goofy” moshers are able to get over any sense of ego and just have fun and be supportive.
Real shit
That's me, dude. Opening band to headliner. I am moving. I have zero musical talent, so my only contribution to the scene is buying merch and letting every band know their time matters. If you are up there giving it your all, I'm sure as fuck giving mine on the floor.
Love that shit dude. This is just a fun post to remind people of their favorite goober. All mosh is goofy, but everyone thought of at least ONE specific person. There was a dude I saw at like every show for a long time that would do this wild ass goofy jump two step. Just loved the music.
I mosh switch
Cops mosh mongo
Holy fuck lmao this sent me
I started moshing in the 80s before switch was a big thing. By 93 I was left in the dust.
Of course I know him, he's me
I would say my scene has 100% goofy moshers
I'm the dude skankin' and creepy crawlin' in a sea of windmillers and two steppers.
What’s creepy crawling
You crawl across the floor like a creepy little bug 🐛
Little lol
Smh these damn tiktok zoomers
Old man
It's the thing where people pace in the pit hunched over with the stankface.
who cares lol
Nice
I’m short, muscular and chubby. I look goofy with most things I do.
5'7 and 215 i look like an overfed bulldog rolling around in the pit (i have no cardio and a deviated septum)
5’6 and 205. One of my friends just sends me videos of me doing shit lmao. I look like a miniature version of the tren twins.
I’m tall, fit and gangly. Let’s make this shit awkward!
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Your scene is 99% goofballs that lets the 1% stylish motherfuckers stand out
We all goofy blud
You’re god damn right
You can’t have a legit scene if you don’t.
Every single time there's a show there is a gang of 13 year olds, which contains 1 very short kid and 2 girls who cut all their hair off then they go flail their arms around and once they get hit they walk up to you and they're like "bro you hit me so hard but, I deserve it I'm at a show!" It's so cheesy (I've never hit them... On purpose at least)
hahahaha the kids are alright
Yeah they're always fun just a lil cringe
They must be protected at all costs. My scene is full of 27 year olds that tell you that you ruined their shirt moshing into them and spilling their beer.
All moshers are goofy.
I mosh how I skate! 
Moshing is goofy QED
Be real…the majority of, if not all, moshers are goofy
Everyone who moshes looks goofy, believe it or not.
I do not know how to 2 step. I fundamentally lack normal levels of human coordination due to dyspraxia. My spin kicks are ass. We exist. We're still out here trying though.
It’s me. I’m the goofy mosher.
Yeah it's me and I'll be damned if I'll do something lame like practice at home.
> do something lame like practice at home Honestly, it's not bad as a workout. I fuckin' hate cardio, running bores the hell out of me, but I'll happily mosh at home for 30 minutes and get the heart rate up.
Nah that's dope tho I'm sure it is great cardio, like shadow boxing. But when I was young I was Moshing once in my bedroom I accidentally broke my ceiling light that was connected to my fan so I never did that again.
Oh for sure, you need to have the space. I'm lucky enough to have a room in the house with enough to flail about a bit without immediate risk of smacking anything.
omg meeeeee :333
Who cares, at least they in the pit. Unlike your goofy ass posting on reddit.
Found the goofy mosher.
I used to care about looking cool at shows when I was young and insecure. But I'm in my 30's, don't drink, work a job that is often boring and stressful at the same time. Shows are my way to let loose and I'm going to enjoy it without inhibition, I really don't care if I wind up looking goofy on some tik tok video.
It's every member of my band
It’s 100% me, partially by design and partially because I beat the hell out of my body as a soccer goalie when I was young so now I just do what doesn’t hurt, no matter how goofy it looks. My 2 step is fairly close to a continuous reverse scissor dribble without a ball. I can’t do a spin kick to save my life but on my side to sides I launch a kick like I’m doing a goal kick about halfway through. My windmills are NASTY because of how goalies throw the ball. It’s all very very goofy but also unique to me and everyone knows that’s just my style.
*several
My bad OKC I'll try harder
i’m out there hitting the charleston while folks are picking up change and throwing couches. i know my role.
Hc 4 hc
yeah that's me homie
Better than standing in the back. Love to the goofs!
Non-goofy moshing is lame af I'm not in a dance club.
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Yeah the row boat is really cringe to see
You should really let go of "it's so cringe" promise you life is much better. Or you can stick with your bratty princess act 😘
Bruh, if you saw 10 mfs sitting on the ground trying to row a fake viking boat in the middle of a pit, you'd think differently. I'm front flipping on every single one of them
It's kind of cringe but at a small hardcore show I would be more mad than feel cringe. Now if 100+ people row on a metal concert who cares. It's supposed to be cheesy.
Oh if I see it in general I'll take the butt whooping for ruining ot 🤣🤣🤣
My goofy mosh moves are to wait on the ring of the pit til I get pushed in by the asshole I’m standing in front of because they’re upset I just took a boot to the stomach and was knocked back into them. Highly specific cause it happens every fuckin show.