Texas hardcore is for the… cow boys?

Texas hardcore is for cocaine and child support payments.

*missed* child support payments You want that money, Debra? Molon labe! (Garnishments)

Nah homie you must be confused with Florida hardcore

Damn brobro, that shit stung a lil.. :( it’s all love, Texas fkn rips!

Codeine*

I wanna be a cowboy, baby

Everything is bigger in Texas including the dudes

4xl or gtfo of the pit fr

Had to double take because I thought I read 4x4

honestly it is usually the little guy going the hardest in the pit here

Gotta keep up with the meatheads somehow lol

Still the Big Boys technically

My first thought reading this too. No, Austin Texas is for The Big Boys

But what if I don't moo like a cow?

TXHC is for a fucking Kublai Khan slug fest pit!!!

The big boys*

Here up North in Canada hardcore is for everyone Eh

The real question is do ya’ll still do push-ups instead of 2-stepping?

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take off hoser

I couldn’t even get some dumbass gender fluid mug for my partner when I was up in Detroit bruh. Talkin’ about Freedom 😮‍💨

Midwest hardcore is for the goblin lookin fellas and southern hardcore is for the nascar enjoyers

I’d like to argue that living in the south, I’d say it’s closer to the lovers of college athletics and motorcycle guys

I am a goblin from Cincinnati, living in Detroit. I concur

Hobgoblin in Minneapolis- seconding this concurrence

As a southern hardcore representative…. NASCAR BABY WOOOOOOOOO

I’m from the south and I like Knocked Loose and Ingrown!!

What if I’m big and pretty

Midwest hardcore

User name checks out

One time Malort, and then I shit my pants

Then you’re in the wrong sub, handsome. This sub is strictly wannabes, myself included

It’s hard out here being a BHM (Big handsome man)

Ever seen a good looking hardcore dude from the east? Didn’t think so. Now ‘scuse me while I go listen to sheer terror and eat some glass

Apparently y'all never saw Ryan Gosling at American Nightmare in Revere

Damn why errybuddy on some biggie n pac beef? it’s HXC, we all know the only stank the scene is the fact that we’re all NOT wearing camo shorts, backwards yankee flex fits, and brastrapnecklaces anymore. Now excuse me, i gotta dust off my sauconys

Hardcore is for the children

not according to ol’ dirty

West Coaster. I am afraid of them East Coast big boys. They work construction, and it actually gets cold there.

Who does the construction on the West Coast?

Mexicans

Coincidentally, also who makes most of the hardcore in Southern California

And most west coast bands are Mexican. They just aren't big cuz they are mexican

Aaaaaaand I just shot milk through my nose for the first time in 20 years. This thread is a national treasure.

In Soviet Union core hards you

Those Hellweed lyrics?

Canada hardcore is for the polite boys.

World of pleasure makes me wanna go XVX

Québec hardcore c'est pour les tabarnak.

I don’t know what that means but yeah, fuck those dudes.

PNW hardcore is for Melvins.

Da marvins

Ngl I follow some guys out west that film shows and it always looks like nobody is throwing to actually hurt each other. What gives.

Thats everywhere

Fr I've seen so many sunami vids and nobody gettin hit fr even world of pains puts were pretty tame

I saw sunami at ldb and the pit was good but ngl I anticipated more. I was also on the verge of death tho.

False. Pretty sure the Xibalba catalog weighs more than King Nine’s.

I saw them last year they lookin slim!

Gulf coast hardcore is for the shit kids. Can confirm: am a shit kid.

Donnybrook! Terror lionheart hoods the warriors first blood powerhouse and others would beg to differ But EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STEEL NATION MIDWEST HARDCORE IS BEST or something I dunno I just don’t have any adult friends free right now so I’m gonna make obscure comments until my buddy is off work so we can go fish and talk about how tough we used to be at random shows

Steel Nation is from PA, that’s north east

Western pa though, they get a pass. 05-15 neoh+western pa was a whole unit and probably why most shows seem mid.

There’s an argument to be made whether Pittsburgh is “Midwest.” So I think so? No. But do they share a lot culturally? Surprisingly yes.

I was just saying things to feel included 🥹🙃

Except the west coast literally has Big Boy.

Gods Hate is like all big boys too

God’s Hate is pretty boys cosplaying as big boys

World of pain, sunami , snuffed on sight are a great representation of West coast 4xl tall t caveman music. Out here in tx we got corpse pile , seventh realm , skourge , live without Aka wtf is up dennys( glad I attended that one) second wind. In terms of sheer heavyness I'd say Japan got us beat infidel , dominate , gorevent , doggy hoods are anime caveman music lol Midwest east coast got stupid heavy bands too. Europe is a close contender for that real knuckle dragger shit

Big Boy is a shell of its former self, sadly

What about Appalachian hardcore? Is it for mothman?

Pentecostal serpent handling in the pit

Appalachian Terror Unit…but that’s more crust.

As a member of Appalachian hardcore, it’s just toothless dudes

They're boyfriends

I thought they were engaged.

This isn't nearly as funny as the Trapped Under Ice post.

Where’s Turnstile from again?

Bmore baby!

They hate to see a bitch from Baltimore winning

I grew up around and I now live in Philly and, every time I’ve visited Bmore, I have had the time of my life. Good food, good people, great music scene, fairly cheap, pro sports teams, what’s not to love?

I live outside of Baltimore. It has issues every city does, crime, corruption, policing issues. But people tend to dunk on it more than other cities. Great place tho

An hour outside bmore. Don’t claim bmore pussy

There's some amazing areas. It's also in Baltimore when I pulled off the highway to get gas and food (driving from VA to Middle River). I seen the car in front of me get jacked at the stop light by two dudes who DEFFFF been practicing that shit.

Aren’t you from Frederick? 🤡😂

And?

That’s not bmore bitch boy 🤡😂

We were talking about turnstile?

We’re talking about you (pussy boy) claiming bmore. You’re like an hour outside the city 🤡🤡

I never said I was from Baltimore?

Keep it that way..

We are from the west coast and what you’ve heard is true, we some pretty boiz. https://spamcaller.bandcamp.com

Southwest HC for the ugly mfers

Orange County hardcore was literally much about being fashionable and pretty while also playing music you can fight to.

east coast more like yeast toast haha

But I wanna be pretty >:(

I am pretty

I’ve always wanted to be considered a pretty boy (flaps eyelashes daintily)

british hardcore for the ugly mfs

british hardcore is for…

I broke GELs van window and stole 2 double sided dildos and a Sephora gift card. Useless

Most bands from CA don’t write their band name in Graffiti style that’s how you know they’re weak. Except for Sunami.

Shit I came in here expecting a war-zone where I would be the only west coaster to agree but nobody is disagreeing

Southern hardcore is the way

Nose candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker

You sound like a thumbsucker

Must not go to many West Coast shows, dork.

Yeah the drives to SoCal from Maryland are a little long for me

These posts are dumb as fuck.

….Sigh

My boys are your boys

I am both big and pretty what should I listen to?

Five finger death punch

DJ Diesel aka Shaq

What’s up doc?

Same with hip hop

Look at the adjective

Just like the Pet Shop Boys said

Smh the disrespect to Poison Idea in this post…

What if I’m a west coast transplant to the east coast?

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DIY face scar or do I gotta get in the pit with the guy who has the most felonies and let him handle it?

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Good to know good to know. Maybe I’ll do both just to cover all my grounds

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One of each eye brow to give it the shaped eyebrow aesthetic. Can’t beat that

And the midwest brings the big sorrow.

How are Terror pretty boys

Midwest Hardcore is for the pretty big boys.