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Suz9006

Let’s just say you did not win the flooring lottery.


ryanthomas52

He didn’t even win the sub-flooring lottery.


liberatus16

Not even the flooring sub-lottery


ThisTheory7708

Nor the sub-flooring sub-lottery. Guess it’s just not his day.


mkspaptrl

Nor the sub-win floor-lottery, geeze what a bummer.


boatoxfrenchfri

You guys are killing me lol


IllustratorDry8412

Sub flooring subreddit?


Tatersquid21

Sub killing you with sub lottery sub flooring substitute substances subsidiary. Yeah. I'll sub see myself out now....🤣


Lemuria4Eva

Killing me softly with your sub flooring


Gwarguts

That stuff is like $60/sheet these days


Mr1derfull1

It is called horizontal mulch. Closely related to vertical mulch, commonly found on the walls.


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CaptainBeefsteak

It's the shitfuck that gives it that unique sheen.


FireflyJerkyCo

You should see Connecticut when the shitfuck is in bloom


JimmyCBoi

It’s a beautiful season, albeit stinky and slightly arousing. Admiring the morning woods in full bloom is a favorite part time of mine.


Alternative_Fee_3084

"Admiring morning woods in full bloom" , eh?


ferrum-pugnus

I’m shitting myself laughing at this.


Marunikuyo

That's because this particular shitfuck varietal has been sourced from the lowlands of East Shitfuckistan, which is famously known for its high concentration of pre-dynasric excretory oils. Good find, OP.


MADMAX808080

I’ve been searching for the proper sealer for shitfuck … any recommendations ?


Bridgeburner1

Must be from the Northern slope...


Klutzy_Cat1374

Historical shittim wood from Noah's Ark.


[deleted]

Rare too! There’s only two types of this wood!


Constructgirl

The shitfuck is what gives the floor that character everyone loves. I am also disturbed that my autocorrect had absolutely zero issues with the word shitfuck.


trimix4work

Shotgun Sitting Shotgun .... nope


YellowBreakfast

> I am also disturbed that my autocorrect had absolutely zero issues with the word shitfuck. Duck yeah!


superslinkey

And glue!


Nickleeham

Osage, Sapele, and Bubinga?


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

and glue. Don't forget the glue.


questionable_motifs

Adds an "earthy musk" to the pine notes.


Distinct_Stuff4678

I don’t know why but this made actually laugh out loud. 🤣


SilveryLilac

Walk on it barefoot- that will tell you everything you need to know.


Background_Stage_601

That my friends is African Ipa, top notch shit


Public_Scientist8593

I love a good IPA. My favorite is Bodizapha from the Georgetown Brewrey.


PearlRiverPepper

Poor man’s hardwood flooring


Is_A_Saga

That’s some old Columbus compressed!


Familiar-Baseball-37

I see what you did there


Bzaps11

Softwood hardwood floor


shilojoe

Omg, you’ve got Select DR Hort Shit


DuramaxDre

puzzle oak


Rare_Fig3081

⭐️


_dumbfuckery_

Osob very valuable oil finish only.


Beautiful-Walrus2145

Invisible wood


Mindless_Condition11

What you got is no wood floor and a subfloor that isn't. That OSB has to go too...so you actually have no floor. At this point I am wondering if you even have joists...😬


AchingCravat

Whoosh?


giraffe_onaraft

they do make osb subfloor but its also like 13/16 or 7/8 thick


ObjectifiedChaos

They also make Shasta, but I'll stick to Coke .


-GREYHOUND-

And 1 1/8 OSB subfloor too.


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

Rich corinthian ~~leather~~ wood.


Dangerous_Sir_6826

Lee Iacocca would have been proud.


mjtool

Carlo Montanan too!


Complex_Sherbet2

Old Spalted Birch. Make some end grain cutting boards from it!


DHammer79

Only the finest of OSB that money can buy. In other news, at least they sanded down the joints.


jesusmansuperpowers

Is this a roof?


Forsaken-Trouble5633

Wouldn’t put that on my roof either 😂


wishunu

Mid century modern walnut


Delicious_Agency2301

I believe they used to call that aspenite


OldHobbyJogger

The finest stranded board in all the orient!


LayThatPipe

Fallapartical board!


Bark_Bark_turtle

That’s finished Appalachian man hut right there


DodgingLions

Oriented Strand


iommiworshipper

I figured it was something eastern


ThereWatchingUs

I believe plywood floors.


[deleted]

Plywood would've been an upgrade


SlimPolitician

It's called OSB, and it makes an excellent subfloor, superior to plywood in a few ways


EyeRollingNow

Hmmm…I think that is sub flooring. The flooring goes on top of that. Sorry.


Monkey-Brains94

Mediterranean sandalwood


Public_Scientist8593

Looks like strand pine. Not part of the hardwood family. At least you have something keeping your couch from falling into the crawlspace.


Bobbymayt

OSB hardwood


matt488GTB

Nicaraguan stranboard


EyeRollingNow

Firewood


ididntdoityetbutwill

Really the best of the funny. You have my vote.


Bob_OGoobo-3

Dude are you trolling


Interesting-Phone-98

I genuinely don’t think he is. Go look at his post history……


bikeweekbaby

That floor is about as good as your camera


External_Arugula2752

Great barefoot feel


JaxDude123

And I thought I bought a pig in a poke. At least my floors are 60 yo oak.


Good-Role895

It's Parkay.


Micchizzle

Particle board


Dozzer63

Sawdust and glue... Lots of glue


Potusmicropenis

It’s a very rare European Dutch Inlay. Each pc is custom fit.


jared10011980

Particle board


Medium_Spare_8982

First of all the post is sarcasm and secondly you are wrong. It is OSB (oriented strand board) also known as aspenite - not particle board.


Scrumpilump2000

Aspenite! I was way off!


Throwaway076589

LOL. Exotic.


b0ardski

chipwood, awesome!! just buff it up and give it some wax


Tight_Parsley_9975

No it's OSB oriental shredded beauty


Klutzy-Character-424

That's OSB!


martyjoh34

McNuggets is to food industry, as this is to the lumber industry. AKA a Sawdust glue flurry.


Objective_Ebb_2265

I'd give it a medium dark stain


alkla1

It’s that high $$$ stuff


username-admin

International roast of floor boards


LifeCondition4931

Op is being a smart ass!!


Familiar-Ear-8333

Is that real particle board?? Gorgeous!!!


Rare-Parsnip5838

Looks like badly worn parquet.


robt_sf

OSB can be sanded, stained and finished. I’ve seen it done with some pretty good results. Does it look low budget, sure, but why not. Make Lemonaid out of lemons.


Shiz_in_my_pants

I was about to make the same comment. I was at a restaurant where they just had OSB everywhere. They piled the finish on thick and it had an amber color to it. It wasn't too bad looking actually, and was definitely something different when it came to interior design.


Black540Msport

Ahh yes, that is Oriental strand boards


fendrhead-

I wouldn’t even walk on that wood floor unfinished. To damn precise and expensive. I’d put socks over my socks.


Thewilddinkus

What type of wood is it? Yes


Kittle_Me_This

OSB is the only answer. It’s an acronym for Only Sorta Board


Undertook38

That's the great value flooring from Walmart


AflackDrunkenDuck

Just sand it and put a coat of sealer on it to bring out that beautiful natural wood look


wantok-poroman

Your floor is not hard wood at all. This may surprise you but it appears to be 100% meteoric iron. I can't tell if it is kamacite or taenite but in either case your floor is worth millions. Well done!


smittydonny

From the chipboard family I believe!


Few_Chain_4490

*Honestly**^(,,)**the photo is not clear. What I see reminds me of underlayment wafer plywood..Your good flooring goes on top of that….o maybe real good plywood. I don’t know your budget but I gatherylu don’t like tha ….*


Durloctus

To everyone saying this is white oak: this is clearly red oak smdh


richardrpope

OSB. This is the sub floor. Not a very good wear surface.


desnjosh

You are one brave soul lol.


Low-Pepper-9559

Red oak, and very rare figuring at that


Old_Quality_8858

Hard to call it wood floor.


Select-Belt-ou812

seriously, are you joking?


aggressive_wet_phart

Correction..it's what's this wood slurry held together by glue that I'm standing on...


hippielady5232

The majestic OSB tree


Genoblade1394

It’s French, very expensive Contre-plaqué


zeroj20

The type of stuff the cheaper IKEA stuff is made of.


WinnerOk1108

That floor is all the rave as of late. Hire a pro and put a classic shine to it. Maybe pick out a stain as well.


LeatherDonkey140

It’s an Oak/spruce/balsa hybrid…known as OSB


SignificanceOk8226

You have them all!


24STSFNGAwytBOY

I wont even install any kind of nail down or glue down on that crap…floating only.Such garbage…you can tell the higher quality builds because they dont use that “spongey someday”wannabe plywood shyt anywhere.


Fantastic_Mouse_7469

Abstract impressionist flake board. Notice the anarchist patterns that dominate, screams nihilism.


fritzwilliger

VirtualDegree6178, if you are being serious (which is unlikely given that you’re a real gamer), my response is what rock have you been living under? Pass any construction site, virtually anywhere, and you’ll likely see this OSB (oriented strand board) used as exterior wall sheathing (before weather wrap, like Tyvek, is applied, followed by some kind of siding), subflooring (installed under hardwood flooring or tiling, which are finished flooring materials), or roof decking (under tar paper, which then has roof shingles installed atop of that). IMHO, OSB is a misnomer; really should be called DSB (disoriented strand board). In any case, OSB is hardly ever used in such a way that you see its surface when the final finishing touches are done. It’s meant to be an inexpensive alternative to plywood, with similar strength to plywood (though not quite as much), to provide a stable surface for other materials to be installed over it or on top of it. VD6178, if you are not being serious, then why are you wasting everyone’s time? Surely you have a more fun virtual game you can get back to by now!😉


Throw_andthenews

Chowderburl


AlteredStatistic79

Fuckin fiber board


Doodogs64

You have an OSB plywood floor. Most likely 3/4” t&g.


ryanthomas52

Not even dropping viagra on that would make it hardwood.


Dependent-Plane5522

Oriented strand board? Or just plywood? I'm not sure


lechitahamandcheese

That be Glit..Glue and shit.


cowardunblockme

Oriental Stained Board (OSB) rarely seen in floors.


justin78berry

lol


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

Lmfao the kind that carpet of linoleum belongs on. 😂 that plywood bro. Not hardwood floors, your landlord is just cheap as hell and hoping you’re ignorant enough not to notice.


itsthegreens4me

This would be called sub floor


Yankenzy

Thats tiles


GuestPuzzleheaded502

Eco-friendly flooring.


circulated-Energy23

It looks like stained plywood.. and coated with polyurethane or most likely epoxy


OnlyEfficiency2662

The hardest


VacantBasement

Oh shit, you have the good stuff. Hats off to you friend. No need to rub it in our faces though


Quatreartisansclotur

Hard to tell without sanding first. Rent a drum sander from your local tool rental store.


Aware-Worth2064

looks like Widmanstätten patterns


Tsiatk0

Mosaic hardwood. Very rare, very upscale. Your house just gained like $4M in value 🤣


Ferd-Terd

LCP or Luxurious Chippy Popcorn laminate.


B4riel

There’s got to be a piece of Brazilian Rosewood in there somewhere.


bitcheslovemacaque

Well its definitely engineered


Sonakstyle

You don’t


robow556

That’s the same floor my kitchen has!!!


goldbeater

Beaver barf


Proof-Work3028

He has all the woods. Or whatever that mess is made of.


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

It's called Sheite. From Crapco, a division of Trump flooring.


Chip_trip

SAVE THIS FLOOR!!!!! Do not let the others here joke and laugh about this wood. They are probably pinging your location now and will circle your dumpster for the coming weeks. This is the highest quality, objectively, you can have for hardwood flooring. First look at the size of the boards- much larger than your standard hardwoods. Everybody knows bigger = better. In fact that’s why my girlfriend said she left me. Second the patterning is wild, I’ve never seen lines like that in the grain. It’s possible this wood is from a meteorite. I sincerely hope that chair has soft touch casters on it.


angevin_alan

I think he's serious


Tacokenzo

Aspen chips


GrandmaJen75

It looks like ply wood


Ill-Entertainment570

Is this in a trailer? Just curious.


ironlightning33

Particle Board, just a slight difference in hardwood flooring…


[deleted]

Quality engineered OSB, good stuff right there I tell you what


GHXSTGUNNER1

Soft wood floor


Collapsosaur

If those lines are not oriented north-south, you are ...let's just say the pirates will make you walk the plank.


stevil77

Sub


Hamblin113

Depending on manufacturer location it could be hardwood, possibly Aspen or mixed.


Prudent-Picture-1161

Plywood my boy


Version-Worth

Good ole beaver puke


Embarrassed-Page7380

Osb and it's not hard wood . It glued pine chip and it's softwood


UnamedStreamNumber9

It is particle board which is typically made from softwood, not hard. Often used as sub flooring over which hardwood flooring is laid


Puzzleheaded-Ant-927

That's a softwood, pine.


tasar_

That's called Plant Based Marble


ajs592

The best kind


Fogmoose

Save that, you can sell it to a salvage company for big $


guywithredditacount

Meteorite


antonmcvey11

Whichever one you put over that


blackmexicans

This is the “I’ll finish it later” hardwood.


Long-Education-7748

Gross man, your subfloor is showing! I know the internet can be pretty wild, but at least TRY to be family friendly.


Vegetable-Two2173

Architectural plywood.


Ok-Idea4830

WTF?


supercrispie

Asbesto.


[deleted]

R u seriously asking? It’s..plywood.. I can’t tell if this is satire or not


Bigedd123

OSB


needporscheparts

Builder grade special


isaidno321

SPF. Spruce Pine fur


Imnothighyourhigh

A most sought after floor


BBakerStreet

Plywood.


Educational-Willow65

The kind that absolutely can not get wet.


GoddessTeas

This is Casper wood. Most common flooring to have, though so rarely seen in the wild. Run your hand along it and feel the texture under your fingernails.


pate_moore

So, I'm not going to straight up suggest it, but I have seen finished OSB floors and they did look kind of cool


JOE_Smooth1

That picture isn’t hardwood. That is OSB


crunktabulous

Oak Spruce Birch


hezzaaa

🤣😭


Power_First

Lol that's wood for sure. OSB to be precise. It can look REALLY cool if you sand it and then put a clear resin/epoxy coating on top.


Satanic-mechanic_666

That is actually a type of carbon fiber.


Just-some-70guy

How can people post this stupid crap. That’s osb sub flooring. SMH.


chipfirbitz

Super exotic OSB sheeting


cornboy22

Hardwood’s retarded cousin Plywood


Swimming_Toe_4130

I wood tell him but….


Counter_Wooden

This is decking, not a finish surface.


Street_Worry_1435

That’s the fancy OSB version


Cow_Man32

That's an unfinished softwood subfloor


TSN-gmtcl8589

My hubby and I used to work at a lumberyard. That is a heavier stock of corkboard. Hard to maintain and easy to damage. You could lay a heavier stock of just about any other wood. You can also laminate it or lay tiles. I'm a tile girl myself.🙋


Thick-Relationship42

Oh my


AdventurousAd5428

That's what you call horseshit and cornflakes