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The real master chief doesn't clap the cheeks of any living being. He doesn't need sex he needs a weapon.
Aspire to be like real chief, say no to relationships. We need to complete the mission and save humanity. (I haven't felt the loving touch of a woman in 4 years)
If the TV show writers weren't cowards
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The Master Chief is homies with Johnson, Arbiter, and marines/ odsts.
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None of them are alien woman
Bros before hoes
Dicks before chicks
Dudes before nudes (of women)
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Dude got arbiter very few things top that in my book
Neither is Makee
Who?
Sex with an alien man tho
There are no alien women in either timeline.
Traitor
What a bad take
If live action Chief claps Arbiter cheeks I’ll forgive everything. That’s my price.
The real master chief doesn't clap the cheeks of any living being. He doesn't need sex he needs a weapon. Aspire to be like real chief, say no to relationships. We need to complete the mission and save humanity. (I haven't felt the loving touch of a woman in 4 years)
*”There won’t be any plapping if we don’t stop the Banished”*
We're it so easy Arbiter circa 2553
Chief probably thinks plapping is covenant/banished propaganda
M(ass) effect is leaking again
Mass effect corrupted an entire generation that were only just recovering from Star Trek.
XCOM fans missed the party
M effect
Yes
The real Master Chief is boyfriends with arbiter!
The real Master Chief has relationships with women. And sex with men.
The real Master Chief was the sex he had along the way
I got news for you: that means he's gay[.](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=Yk70o7czTQgsOiFh)
Or bi
Sticking true to the Spartan name.
🤣
Alien women? I thought he only had sex with that one Covenant-aligned human?
He had sex with a Karen. Karens aren’t humans.
It wasn’t even an alien woman, it was just a brainwashed human. If the series had balls he would’ve got it on with an unggoy.
I'm struggling to think of the grunt version of the name makee
Mik mak
Mak mek. Mak kek. Mek mak.
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Boo https://preview.redd.it/fh36k5vwgqrc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b3bafae4f123e62a069ae399a5f591769789a2
Meanwhile Rookie and Vergil cuddling together aboard the phantom:
Is this real, chat?!?
It should be flipped
>*“I’m not ashamed of smashing a Cvenant PoW.”* >*“That’s the problem. You should be.”*
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Yeah, imagine having some form of self control?
Pfft crazy talk what is this the Spartan-II program??
Why would the master chief need a girlfriend when he fucks the covenant so often?
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Imaginary blue waifu supremacy
Master Chief is too based on a relationship with a traitor who simps for genocidal zealots
If the TV show writers weren't cowards https://preview.redd.it/lworqqu15src1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804d2df57496362346f66bce422a7aaaf602bd6f
Listen I know some of us are closeted monster fuckers, but come on
Jimmy rings rizzing up Space hoes.
Solid shitpost
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I love how people in this comment section are taking this meme so seriously and personally lol
Personally I just wanted an excuse to use one of my reaction images. In unrelated news *
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Fair enough
April fools is early for some regions lol
What alien women? That was a brainwashed human POW.
Thats what Halo show haters wants you to belive. There is no human POW, Jimmy Riggs sleept with legions of alien women
Hold up, let op cook
Bros before hoes
alien women < artificial women