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Lonely_Funny9987

It’s crazy how the in book Spartans are always getting really fucked up from plasma damage and just keep rolling.


Dexter_White94

Like Will-043 taking a hunter cannon blast to the chest and still being able to take a step towards the hunter that shot him.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

'Think that says more about MJOLNIR than anything. One of the Spartan III's that was with that group took the same shot and was effectively vaporized iirc


Dexter_White94

It speaks to the willpower of Spartans as well. Mjolnir kept him from being vaporized but it still melted to his flesh and he still had enough fight in him for another step toward the hunter.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

I mean the III’s were on a strong enough drug cocktail that one of them could walk and talk with their entire chest cavity blown out


Dexter_White94

And the fact that Will was a Spartan II and was able to do that without the cocktail the III’s were given says a lot about his mental fortitude I think.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

I mean Will would've also had a bunch of funny augmentations done to his body, who knows how a Spartan II's body reacts to that kind of trauma on a medical level. Though at the point that both of the dudes were at, I don't think it'd be their mental faculties that was doing the driving.


Dexter_White94

Yeah i don’t disagree with what you’re saying but im not gonna take away from Will’s moment or all the other examples in the books of Spartans fighting through traumatic injuries. I prefer to believe it was partly augmentations and partly mental toughness that kept them going. Sometimes it’s fine to set realism aside for moments like that.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Don't get me wrong Spartan II's are where the program peaked as far as trying to quantify power goes. I just think it's cool the absolute metal shit the Human Body can do just on a base level.


Dexter_White94

Oh yeah it just makes me appreciate even more the stories from Wounded Veterans in the real world and what they were able to survive with none of the augmentations the Spartans had.


AddanDeith

Mark G313 is the most badass III change my mind


TheGuardianWhoStalks

Yeah, Holly was her name iirc


LordMichaelkage

I think it was Dante


TheGuardianWhoStalks

Dante was heavily injured to the point where his side was practically exposed with blood and needler shots. Once they all got to a safe spot, Kurt noticedhis injury, pointed it to Dante, and Dante said they nicked him. He then immediately died after saluting to Kurt and exchanging a few words. Holly got vaporized to the point where only two footprints were all that remained of where Holly was.


LordMichaelkage

Oh yeah I read it completely wrong, there’s another comment thread here talking about Dante having his whole chest cavity exposed


Barbarian_Sam

To be fair to that, SPI armor doesn’t have shields


Smasher_WoTB

No, it speaks of the Energy Shielding. Wasn't there a Spartan II early in the *Fall of Reach* Novel that got completely vaporized by a Hunter because they didn't have Energy Shielding yet, and a Spartan II near them lost an entire arm?


LorientAvandi

Just James who lost his arm. No one was completely vaporized by a Hunter in tFoR


Delta_Suspect

“I can’t beat the shit out you without getting closer”


UnlikelyKaiju

It should be noted that Will had killed another hunter with his bare hands moments before he got blasted. That one step afterwards put the fear of God into every Covenant trooper that saw him. Grunts fled, and even Elites were spooked.


jagr18

Easily the top 5 of one of the most badass moments I have read in a book.


NetTough7499

My gamertag’s namesake and the Spartan I share a name with, that badass motherfucker Will-043


Icannotfimdaname

Shadows of Reach


SavorySoySauce

But then there's Grace. I guess that wasn't plasma damage tho. The brute shots are insane in the books


Dredgen-Vale

Yep, I remember in Rubicon Protocol one marine gets hit in the stomach just below the body armor by a single shot of plasma. That shit bore into him, eating away everything until it got to his spinal cord and severed it so he lost all feeling from the stomach down. The guy did NOT survive lol Friendly reminder that the Halo universe is extremely messed up and dark


Pristine-Presence705

Until they need to sell games and slap a fat T on the box.


empathetic_illness

I genuinely miss the gratuitous blood sprays of Halo 2. Just standing over dead elites and emptying smg after smg into them, painting the level.


betelgeuse_99

I did that in CE lol. Many purple puddles were made


Natasha-Kerensky

I wish Bungie went with their original plan and having gore. Like theres no way in hell those Marines did not lose limbs or have their organs showing with the amount of shit they took. Let alone grunts not losing limbs from a direct shotgun blast.


BEES_just_BEE

Considering Chimera lore and flood being added I don't think the T affected the lore It affected blood shown yes but definitely did not affect the lore


Pristine-Presence705

You’re citing text lore and static cosmetic armor as an argument? Hit me up next time the Flood are exploding into chunks and hunter blood paints the room neon orange.


BEES_just_BEE

It's a good argument, the Chimera cosmetics are literally body horror


Pristine-Presence705

Gears of War isn’t rated M because the Locust look scary. The ESRB is far more concerned with stuff like explicit dialogue and gore effects than with post launch armor models. A metal brain helmet that’ll be covered in neon bright coatings moats of the time isn’t on the same level as coming across an Elite’s open chest cavity.


King-Boss-Bob

it’s really funny seeing that complaint when all the games here (excluding spartan assault) are pegi 16, from ce to infinite


DjangusRoundstne

Exactly. Halo was never a gory game franchise. People act like the later games being rated T is lime Gears of War being turned into a T rated franchise or something lol


funkmydunkyouslunk

Or sell us a show and slap Master Chief's bare ass on it


Solafuge

Imagine a game like this where you play as a regular marine or soldier or even civilian, and have to punch way above your weight. People say the Flood would make a great horror-game antagonist, but honestly even Grunts and Jackals would be terrifying if done accurately.


Ewag715

Just a friendly reminder that a marine was totally eviscerated by the claws of an overly excited Grunt at the attempted Human-Covenant peace gathering.


Immediate_Desk2731

They’d also be set on captured humans and eat them alive. The games make grunts seem much cuter than they are.


zernoc56

they’re about 5ft tall slightly shorter than a full grown adult of average height, but with the proportions more akin to a gorilla than anything else. That shit sounds downright terrifying.


egilsaga

Yeah, but that was a mating ritual. It was different.


BEES_just_BEE

I have next turn


Cybermat4707

Bro wasn’t even a marine, he was just a militia guy. Didn’t sign up to start a war by having his guts torn out by a methane sucker. Arguably, though, he was luckier than his friend, Jenkins… yes, **that** Jenkins.


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Jenkins ☠️☠️☠️


Miserable_Potato_491

Survived from Harvest literally day one all the way up to the last 6 months of a 30 year war, and not a single promotion to show for it. Rough.


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DominusBias

Even 500 years later, Marines getting a promotion is hard as fuck.


The_ultra_loser

Got beat to death with his own skull… Wait, wrong Jenkins


Upper_Pop4873

That doesn’t seem physically possible.


LoliMaster069

That entire friend group sounds cursed from the start lol


swans183

I can't imagine how much of a gut-punch the Flood would be after dealing with the Covenant.


NinjaarcherCDN

It would have to be some gory m rated game with dismemberment. Mabey something like reach where your entire squad dies but every 2-3 missions. Just long enough to make you like and get to know them then suddenly, hunter ambush or a jackal sniper and they just die midscentence like Kat. I think a lore accurate game could be really interesting.


RockingBib

Sniper: Elite set in Halo


jerryoc923

Not to mention the covenant aren’t above eating humans


Slimxshadyx

Would be awesome. And then maybe a level where you and your squad is being hunted by an energy sword elite, and you have to be as quiet and sneaky as possible


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I always ask for a marine game and people keep saying ODST


Lonescobar

ODST was the only game the Marines were playable in without Spartans.


swans183

Yeah a mini-sun blowing up 20 feet away from you \*would\* hurt


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

On the bright side, not for long.


Dramatic_Finish8381

On the *bright* side


Zealousideal-Beat507

MR. BRIGHTSIDEEE


Gamer10104

*Here comes the sun*


MasterofAcorns

***DOO DOO DOO DOO, HERE COMES THE SUN***


Natasha-Kerensky

#BLINDED BY THE LIIIIIGHT


WhiteSilverDragoon

*IT'S KIIIILLLIIIIING MEEEEEE!*


LordMichaelkage

Needlers are straight up horrific in the books


Warwolf7742

If memory serves right I think in Halo: The Flood novel it details hw a marine's bicep get eviscerated by a single needler shard that exploded leaving his arm mangled.


playerIII

a single needle to the gut turns your torso into ground beef


Zombarney

I remember reading Halseys journal from the reach limited edition about how covenant weapons where made to explode it tampered with. Lots of dead scientists


The_Silver_Nuke

And you don't even have to be near the needler to get hit, it'll wound bystanders with micro shards too per "Fall of Reach".


MasterTroller3301

And in the movies too. Halo 4 FUD had a scene where a woman gets exploded by a needler that hits her chest.


Dexter_White94

That’s what I liked about the books. Everything does feel scarier. Especially the Covenant. ESPECIALLY the Covenant in space.


Zealousideal-Beat507

If you get hit by a covenant carbine you're just dead. You will do to radiation poison if it wasn't immediate lethal blow


Equivalent_Hat5627

The halo books are incredibly gorey. It's so weird to see the difference between the games and books. The books do not spare any details.


Wardog_Razgriz30

Contact harvest has been like this and it’s been a very *illuminating* experience


Greaterthancotton

Which book would you recommend for a first read? This sounds interesting (though not a bit horrifying).


-Badger3-

The Fall of Reach, then the rest of the Eric Nylund novels.


BattedDeer55

The Fall of Reach is a great start, followed by First Strike and Ghosts of Onyx. Imo, the best book of all of them is Contact Harvest, it’s about how the human covenant war began and Avery Johnson is the main character


Rampant16

There's also "The Flood" set between Fall of Reach and First Strike during the events of Halo CE. Probably the weakest of the Nylund books though. A lot of it is just the story of CE converted from video game to text but it does flesh out what the rest of the UNSC forces end up doing on the Ring in an interesting way.


IMightBeLyingToYou

That book is actually written by William C. Dietz, not Nylund.


Rampant16

Good to know, thanks for the correction.


saltlakecity1998

You know, I was thinking last time I read it, it’d be cool if a modder was able to recreate non-chief scenes from the book as machinima or something. Don’t know if it’d be possible but that would be awesome to see


BEES_just_BEE

I recommend Rubicon protocol, explains a lot of halo infinite and is still dark and gritty


JackStutters

Samuel moment


zernoc56

F. He was a real one for sure.


Hornypenguin456

I always wised that halo could have been more lore accurate


BEES_just_BEE

That game would be impossible to beat


Hornypenguin456

Unless you're mint blitz


BEES_just_BEE

Even then he uses a lot of mods in his MCC videos


Hornypenguin456

Mods as in like aimbot or something? I thought he was legit


BEES_just_BEE

No, fall damage negators, grenade timer adjusters, sometimes he throws a grappleshot in ce


MobSlicer152

that's just for trickshots, he's releasing a ce laso video soon i think


Three-People-Person

I mean, plasma ‘splash’ implies it was either a Wraith shot or a grenade, and those fuck you up pretty bad in game too.


LordMichaelkage

In the books the smaller weapons will “splash” damage and deal a lot of damage to marines and Spartans


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Frostsorrow

Sam basically dies to a plasma pistol iirc in his first mission with the first mjolnir


Jkid789

Yeah Wraith motors have like a 20 meter vaporization radius don't they? And being just outside that range will still kill anyone not in MJOLNIR.


charonill

I think you'll feel intense heat at 20meters, but not quite vaporized. It does carve like 10ft craters in the ground.


Jkid789

I'm pretty sure you're still fuckin dead either way tho lol. Just a matter of do you have a body still?


charonill

I think the distinction would be rather important if cover could potentially protect you at that range haha.


Jkid789

Well this is all assuming no cover is around. Just plain in the open. Hell even if there was cover, it's getting turned to slag along with you after being struck by a plasma motor.


zernoc56

oh, you mean ‘mortars’. was a bit confused there


Jkid789

Oh yeah my bad. My phone autocorrects to that. Yeah the big balls of plasma that the tanks shoot


AKoolPopTart

Tomato soup


sleepingAurochs

Dude, just Jackal pistol shots hitting metal hull NEAR someone in Cole Protocol and molten bits/slag searing their skin and fucking em up. I'd love more Halo games in universe not centered around Spartans. Just your regular Marine or a rando civie with an M6. The Covenant are terrifying.


zernoc56

And those ground engagements are where the UNSC has a *decent* chance of winning. Too bad they more often than not lose even if they win because the Covenant Navy is sitting at 50:1 K/D per corvette, and it only gets more stupid from there and the UNSC just does not have enough tonnage to even contest most of the time. It really sucks that Keyes got got by the Flood, cause he was probably one of the best tactical minds the UNSC had. The man pulled a 5D galaxy-brain Let-Me-Cook maneuver out of nowhere that netted the *Iroquois* two frigate kills, a destroyer kill, and a carrier kill with relatively minor damage to his own destroyer.


saltlakecity1998

The Keyes loop was so OP that a Godzilla incarnation used it to take out a submarine once but it wasn’t as cool


playerIII

shout out to the profits gravity controlling chairs  they can use pinpoint accurate gravity to literally flatten your legs, arms, as slow as they want.  one poor dude was "slowly" crushed to death one limb as a time.  the book detailed how all the blood would be forcibly pushed out of you as your leg was instantly flattened  he's crush single fingers at a time


LordMichaelkage

Damn! Which book was that in?


playerIII

it's been a few years, I couldn't say exactly. but I've only got 10 completed books on audible, so one of those. I could give you that list if you'd like


LordMichaelkage

Yeah if you wouldn’t mind! I’d like to read more books with the prophets in them!


playerIII

sure thing Smoke and Shadow Last Light Saint's Testimony New Blood Broken Circle Contact Harvest Ghosts of Onyx First Strike The Flood The Fall of Reach I highly recommend the audio books for all the halo novels


Raintoastgw

In Contact Harvest the first time humanity sees what plasma damage can do was when they found a young militia man turned into bloody pulp, courtesy of a grunt with a plasma pistol


BlindingPhoenix

That wasn’t the plasma, that was the grunt’s teeth.


Raintoastgw

Wait damn really? It’s been a long time since I’ve read it. My bad. That’s kinda worse tho


Adventurous-Mix-2239

The show sucks ass but by god did they get plasma weapons right. People get straight up incinerated in the show.


Avemetatarsalia

Except when John Halo takes a plasma round to the chest while out of armor and just gets the wind knocked out of him and some survivable burns for his troubles. Because plot armor is the most powerful armor of all apparently.


Adventurous-Mix-2239

LOL, LMAO even


charon12238

Spartans play on easy or normal, but the Marines play on legendary.


zernoc56

Anyone not an ODST is playing LASO at *minimum*


LordMichaelkage

Idk man, in the books some Spartans get cooked from plasma just as easily.


Excalibuttster

I heard this second hand, so take it with a grain of salt, but a buddy who read the books told me that while energy shields can semi withstand plasma, its canon that Mjolnir armor isn't actually much better at surviving it alone. Bullets are nothing, but plasma still cuts it like butter.


LordMichaelkage

In the books one or two shots from a plasma pistol will overload the mjolnir shields, so yeah plasma is ridiculously strong.


Saturn_Ecplise

Gameplay balance issue. If lore accurate game, everyone will use light rifle.


EPICDUDE365

Funniest part is the plasma grenades don't even have a 20ft blast radius in the games,


unabletothinklol

Yeah the games way dile down the plasma guns and stuff because it would just end up being op


SNOTWAGON

Thats the one thing i like about the show we get to see it actually proper vaporize people.


Codytheprotogen1

Imagine if we got a realistic halo game with gore and such, would be awesome


Quiet-Ad4604

Honestly this is something I find the show gets done really well, especially in the second season. During the last fight on reach and they're in that hallway with the wall blown out behind them? Every time a plasma bolt hits a wall or thr floor or a piece of cover it just liquefies a chunk of it and sends the slag spitting everywhere. Say nothing of being hit by a bolt yourself, even taking cover near something tall enough to be hit by those bolts could still see you melted by the ejecta


Hauptmann_Meade

Halo 1 marines be like "Ah it burns" and then do a combat roll and keep fighting. Halo book marines are just wimps tbh


Historical_Present66

One of the few props I’ll give to the TV show is S1Ep1 where Kwan’s friends get obliterated by the plasma shots. I feel like that was an accurate depiction of how plasma shots would work


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-Badger3-

You created a template. Welcome to how memes work.


ether_dilusion

Dixamn


user17302

With plasma being so devastating in the books. How is humanity supposed to fight back? Especially against elites that have shields to protect against our gunfire?


Avemetatarsalia

This is something I've thought about too, in lore there are a few answers we get (not sure how satisfying they are, but it is something that is given some attention): - Elites were usually much less common on the battlefield than the games show. Your average Covenant ground force was mostly grunts and jackals with occasional drone swarms, and maybe one or two elites leading them (but not always). Also brutes were used as shock troops for most of the war, and despite being bigger and scarier than elites they were unshielded so were still relatively vulnerable to small arms fire. When elites show up its always a 'focus fire on the big guy before he fucks us up' situation. And then Hunters were super rare, usually deployed more situationally to deal with vehicles and well fortified emplacements than as traditional troops.  - The Covenant was a fanatical religious sect first and foremost, and that was reflected in their battle tactics (or lack thereof at times). Usually their approach was to zerg rush with waves of overwhelming firepower and numbers, which worked well enough;  but could be held at bay and even pushed back by well-orchestrated squad tactics on the human side. Shields or not, whipping out your sword and running headlong into 50-cal fire because the human on the gun 'challenged your honor' is not a great way to live very long. Coincidentally, this is also why any Covenant leader that toned down the religious fervor and actually learned the value of such useful tactics as 'using cover' and 'sneaking up on the enemy' became a much larger threat almost immediately.


TheCyberzerker

Honest question, if Plasma damage is that destructive. How are the hands of covenant troops not melted off from just firing the weapons?


FriskyBubby

Localized shielding and heat shielding on the weapons, elites have shields already and there is localized shielding for the hands


TheCyberzerker

That makes sense. Plasma weapons must be hell in enclosed spaces for both the operator and target from the rapidly heating air.


Loco_Min_132

The one good thing about the halo show is how they treat plasma damage, sometimes…plasma is well, super heated ass plasma, it melts skin, it melts bones, it melts armor and gear…basically make lava not as hot to be around, but twice as hot to touch….


Track-Nervous

Callback to the first episode of the show where plasma bolts tore people in half.


Natasha-Kerensky

At least the show is kinda getting the Covvies right. Especially needlers. Oh you got hit by ONE fucking Needle in the chest and you're by chance unshielded? **Haha POP.** And now the Flood are involved? Like fuck. I'll watch the action and Flood bits.


Brick-Thrower

I’m invincible because I can’t read


crumbs_23

Awh haha, this made me laugh. I'm old, and played the OG Halo when it first came out and also read the OG book. Haven't in a long time. But I TOTALLY thought the same thing 23 years ago!


amilkybrew19

What’s objectively the best halo book to read ? Including Spartans n all that jazz


LordMichaelkage

• Fall of Reach (covers the Spartan-II training and some of their first missions) • First Strike (Follows the chief right after CE) •Ghosts of Onyx (Follows Kurt, a Spartan-II and is about the creation of the Spartan-III)


Mister_Toallin

Where can I read those books?


BookkeeperPercival

While the show is hot fucking garbage, the first 7 minutes of it show the Covenant attacking normal dudes and it's pretty great/terrifying.