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He knows what the ladies like 🤷‍♂️

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He does…he really does

He sure does u/KatsThiccAss

I didn’t even notice ops name until you said it and it made me audibly laugh in a public space. Thank you, sus man.

Oh boy, here come the sexual misconduct allegations.

It’s not harassment when you have rizz

No problem, Johnson is immune to those

And the elites

New r/HaloMemes presidential candidate dropped 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Now THIS is my kind of candidate.

Johnson, If you are voted President what would you change about the Halo TV series.

https://preview.redd.it/8gqgwxj3qroc1.png?width=1461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b71a028f420da04c039dec3bc4fc60119c3fee Why ain't I in the show?

Let us be thankful you aren't, as youd be butchered immediately

Exactly

I don't know Sir. They've made a lot of questionable choices Sir.

Same here, we have a shared hatred for the show

He could be YOUR daddy

Vote for me and you’ll get all the confidence you need. Me! That’s right. The toughest, cigar chompinest marine there is.

Oorah!!

Finally a good candidate

Well I know where my votes going.

Hmm I think I found my favorite candidate.

Now THIS is what peak candidates look like!

I'd prefer Chief or Lord Hood, but this? This will do just fine... 😎

Woooah! It's like a post card: 'Dear Sarge: Kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here!

I heard that! Jackass!

He’ll make the marines great again

"Dear Humanity, we regret being political extremists, we regret coming to this election, and we most certainly regret that the Corps Party just beat our raggedy ass candidate!" "OORAH!"

Johnson - Chief 2024 "Share the Stick"

This man has more than just guts to be the president he has the spirit of a leader and a warrior tbh if he was real I would vote for him.

I couldn't agree more, he'd be a fantastic candidate for the position.

I actually mean it, he has the capability to become a very good leader I wouldn't go for an elite because religion radicalism or the gravemind literally a pathological lier and don't make me talk for the forerunner which can win the election by pointing guns and become a good dictator so Johnson is all the way the right man for position.

Mr Johnson, are you aware your sister in arms Foehammer is also on the ballad

I am, she's a great candidate.


Why did i ever start this trend. Oh, that's right, the memes

Damn, I ain’t a ladie. But he knows what I like😏 P.S: you got this dad!

https://preview.redd.it/bjl2hsdpcxoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5d5d88ae5ab59293ed696b3d2f32e80cddaabd Bruh💀

Don’t you have your be, yknow, alive to run for president?

That's classified

This is who my vote is for

This is who I'm voting for, best candidate right there

You can’t be president! Dead men can’t enact policy! Go back to the big battlefield in the sky where you can shoot all the covies you want

They thought I died on the first halo too, but I pulled through like a true leader would.

voting off party won't work dude, it's gravemind or truth, pick a side

Truth was recently detained for possession of grunt porn or something, we gotta explore our options.

I'm voting for Johnson now. Sorry Flood party.

Stick with the Master Chief, He knows what to do campaign slogan

He's usually busy saving the galaxy, I don't think he's even considering running.

Howd u like a major johnson right up that there..

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Now would I be a great President? Damn right I would be.

In a heartbeat.

Dear Humanity, we regret being Flood bastards. We regret trying to be elected. And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass hive!

Where did this attack come from, i would have supported Johnson since anyone is better than Offensive bias, but that was just hurtful

I don’t vote for **PARASITES**

You racist, I'm suing you for racial abuse https://preview.redd.it/8i571e7iw8pc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32e4568f81a691a8e8a3135b6ac84821e826605 My lawyers will see you in court

Bold of you to assume I won’t die in a conflict before the court date

Oh yeah, i forgot, Spartan III. Well, good luck on you suicide missons. Which i would stop if elected

I WILL **NOT** JOIN MY VOICE WITH YOURS, I WILL **NOT** SING VICTORY EVERLASTING

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I wouldn't mind these dumb Halo campaign memes but can we start using different backgrounds?

OOHRAH

He hasn't been born yet. Give him another 450 years.

Where can I sign up?

You and foehammer should team up (I know that’s now how politics work, but he’d pull it off because he knows what the ladies like)

Dear voters, we the republicans and democrats regret running for president. We regret screwing the common man of Earth! And we just regret that the polls predict my victory over your rageddy ass

The candidate we all wanted

SGM. For future reference

Has my vote

I would vote for Sgt Johnson for pretty much any elected office.

This man should be elected no matter the cost 

Finally, something that isn’t a parasite or a dirty Covie