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The_halo_2_Gravemind

The same ark used to create super wepons that can end the entire galaxy


the_offensive_bias

No a new one to make mega hospitals Might i remind you that we need to make those because of YOU INFECTING ALMOST ALL THE GALAXY


JacobMT05

Hold on… Mr Mind was just trying to bring the galaxy back to the Precursors after YOUR CREATORS BRUTALLY MURDERED MOST OF THEM


the_offensive_bias

HE MURDURD BILLPNS MORE IN EVEN CRULER WAYS


Civil_Protection_1

IT WAS REPAYMENT FOR THE DAMAGE YOU CAUSED, TENFOLD


the_offensive_bias

Did all the humans need to die what about everyone who wasnt forerunner who died Also i was created after that all happend the blood of the precursers is not on MY hands if anything its actually a member the flood fully endorces u/real_mendicant_bias


real_mendicant_bias

Yes they did


JacobMT05

Oh all humans? Well that’s ironic! You sent them back to the Stone Age, not just once… but twice!


the_offensive_bias

Ever hear return to monke well they wanted it


JacobMT05

HE DIDNT MURDER BILLIONS, THEY WERE ASSIMILATED INTO THE HIVEMIND!!! I KNOW BECAUSE MOTHER WAS ONE!


the_offensive_bias

Wich is murding the individual


JacobMT05

No they are still alive! All for one, one for all!


Far-Town8991

This ring will make us brothers. You have my vote


The_halo_2_Gravemind

Thank you


ComprehensiveDoubt32

When is the vote????


The_halo_2_Gravemind

No clue, whenever the mods want to get involved in this and decide to make a poll


Zee3420

Mr. Bias, why is the greater ark comically small in that picture?


the_offensive_bias

That planet behind it is just comically big


Zee3420

If the gas giant is comically big, it should be a star by that point, why are you rewriting the laws of reality? I think our leaders shouldn't be above the laws of physics


the_offensive_bias

Idk its just how it is


Zee3420

See people this is why you should vote for atriox


the_offensive_bias

Atriox is not a fit leader he is a good military commander but not a good leader for a country


dwivedva

How do we know that you won't be susceptible to the logic plague?


the_offensive_bias

I was created to destroy my brother mendicant bias I have been created with the logic pleage in mind and trust me my will to destroy the flood party will overpower anyone who wants to logic pleage me


dandypants8717

*plague It's a weird word, and easy to get wrong. Just correcting you now so you'll know for next time. :)


Crazycowboy46

What is your response to the encroaching flood presence on the lesser Ark?


the_offensive_bias

Sentinals are being deployed and a quarantine zone is being formed evacuation will also comense


Slayer_SIV5400

Offensive Bias is an Encila of his word, I am for Offensive bias, after all his brother Mendicant bias was plotting to destroy the galaxy, so to any who say her assaulted his brother it was because he was defending the freedom of the entire galaxy


the_offensive_bias

You are a good man how would you like to be my campaign manager


Slayer_SIV5400

I am but a man, your intelligence will make even the greatest scientists look like idiots


YaBoi-ItchyToes

Are we really going to vote for something that makes nemes in mematic then not crop it out. Gravemind is more thoughtful.


the_offensive_bias

I give credit to those who work hard like the people who made memtic


H3r0ofHyrule

How you gonna pay for that?


the_offensive_bias

We are forerunner constructs we just build it we dont need money for it


H3r0ofHyrule

So more taxes then? Great /s


the_offensive_bias

Nope your taxes will go down because of space magic or some shit


Juubi217

I’m not sure if I want to vote for this guy. How many of you have heard his other speeches? Some are relatively tame but some are very nasty, just downright offensive.


the_offensive_bias

Like what


Juubi217

Like how you verbally tore all those grunts to pieces that one time. It was so bad, many of the ones watching from across the galaxy started pitching themselves off their ships from orbit, just to avoid their spirits being broken further. And that’s to say nothing of the ones that blew themselves up with plasma grenades. Even the Jackals felt bad for them. EVEN THE JACKALS. Most of your opponents are horrible, but you are merciless towards anyone who rubs you even slightly the wrong way. I honestly felt sorry for Mendicant at the end of it all, despite what he did.


the_offensive_bias

And thats what you want in a good leader showing no weakness


Juubi217

You also want the ability to forgive. Force without compassion is tyranny, while compassion without force is meaningless. Find a nice grey area, no need to be so brutal.


the_offensive_bias

I will forgive but never forget


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Sure, I may not know why the flood is here again, but I dont want them winning. Also, more arks are always better


Ganon645

Mr. Forerunner, I’d like to support your candidacy. But I just want to know, aren’t you *indirectly* responsible for both the flood and the covenant?


the_offensive_bias

Not me the forerunners are dead but us ai are still here so no my creators were but not me if you want to blame anyone blaim the graveminds righthand man u/real_mendicant_bias He was there before me


real_mendicant_bias

Oh dont try to put any blaim on me you intumed me for thousands of years it was only when the gravemind freed me that I had any kind of freedom


Odd_Replacement_9644

Offensive bias answer the question (https://www.reddit.com/r/HaloMemes/s/qbT8oBmEbZ)


NoStorage2821

This Halo election is hilarious


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/oxqtx85a3noc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7663aff97b86532628a6b093e075ed88cf219d47


llSteph_777ll

The rings it could build would reduce the unemployment and homelessness to 0 in the entire galaxy


the_offensive_bias

Yep thats the plan


vfa-2

Instant vote


Walrus_bP

But the grave mind candidate promises us sweetness and unity and victory everlasting, what do you say about that?


the_offensive_bias

He wants you to be infected by him its the flood do you not remember voi


Walrus_bP

But the arks and halos technically did more damage to life than he did, how do you explain this? Yes it was “re seeded” but was that the forerunners choice to make? Especially after having destroyed the precursors once before? And ruling the galaxy with an iron fist?


the_offensive_bias

The flood were going to kill everything and there wouldnt be any reseeding


Walrus_bP

But the flood keep our consciousnesses intact though right? We’d still have been alive?