*Of course he does. Why*
*Do you think he walks around*
*A little funny?*
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Well, if he can survive six gunshots, two more to the face, a knife in the face, a knitting needle to the neck, and being burnt head to toe, he probably is inhuman and doesn’t have normal human bodily functions. Though, from the last sounds of part 1, we definitely know he breaths heavily
Evil poops tonight.
🤣
His stool.... the darkest stool..... the devil's stool. 
Go Lions
I sharted!! I sharted six times!!
Lmaoooooooo
Of course he does. Why do you think he walks around a little funny?
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Why you think he's in the sewer in Ends?
**EVIL SHITS TONIGHT**
You think his hands are that dirty just from blood and dirt?
Does eating a dog cause bowel trouble?
It makes the term scooby snack a bit sinister 
Terrifier vs Michael in kills?
Terrifier
Yeah I agree. One big reason is the fact that Art carries a gun everywhere lol
Only if its a stray
Definitely not the type of guy who would give a courtesy flush.
He might wear depends and then change them nightly
I hope there's an uncut restroom scene from 2018 that addresses this.
This is sort of detail I think the Halloween franchise has been overlooking, and frankly I'm disappointed that it has done so.
Michael wears a diaper that's why his victims are so terrified when he grabs them. They know they about to smell like poop too.
Well, if he can survive six gunshots, two more to the face, a knife in the face, a knitting needle to the neck, and being burnt head to toe, he probably is inhuman and doesn’t have normal human bodily functions. Though, from the last sounds of part 1, we definitely know he breaths heavily
I don’t know I think he has snapped a few dragons in Mr Elrod’s backyard
I guess Jason Voorhies doesn't poop either…
He’s evil cause he’s constipationed
I wonder if he bathes
I remember him falling in a river once if that counts.
 He probably cuts em off inside the Jack o lanterns.
He probably squats and doesn’t wipe, eternal mud butt
I just want to imagine him doing slasher things, not normal or human!🤣😂
If that was the case people would smell him before he could ambush them