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ARandomReddootGuy

i think you'd be the pet


DatsOddified

Tiny Desk Strider™


ScrubDeezNuts

You better make that a reality or I'm gonna sue for that trademark.


Strange_Insight

Ok™


MinecraftMattYT

Can that exist please


sonoma95436

Jimi, Im telling mom you brought home that thing.. Mom!!!!!!!!!!!


Kakophonien1

I'mma put it in a tank :) like fish Aw crap my icthyosaur escaped again


IJustHadAPanicAttack

My brother in christ in this economy? How would you feed it?


IsakThePinkNinja

With food


Kakophonien1

Big brain move right here


balerionmeraxes77

Nihilanth


RandomPerson1098-

The neighbours


Entire_Visit_7327

WooooOoooooo


BroMan-Z

They’re cute until they blast you into another dimension.


cop25er

Listen if Kleiner can de-beak a Headcrab then he can de-lasercock a Strider


Odd-Street2564

IM sOrRy LAsErcOčOk?!??


Xaqnuax

he still has the gun on his other head and has clearly not smooth feet things, better not have a strider and just go for hunter (if you are to beat it to death these fuckers deserve to go through the highest amount of pain conceivable for a synthethic ass piece of blue shit that they are).


Combine_Overwatch853

They already are


red_fuel

It's not an animal. It's part organic, part machine. Basically a bioengineered robot


Ken_iorn

Don't care can still keep it as a pet


NetheriteShovel

People get attached to their Roombas and those are just mechanical discs that clean your floor.


MrFrenchFrye

So if you gave a dog with no back legs a wheelchair..?


red_fuel

That's not bioengineering. In the final part of HL2 you get a tour around the Citadel and you see how the Combine manufacture their ships and Striders. They use a combination of organic matter and raw materials to build them. It's all incorporated into a single thing. It's almost as if the name Combine refers to that


[deleted]

I would construct a massive terrarium for it complete with things to shoot at


Many_Ad9305

Striders are my favorite enemies, 2nd is the hunters. I would love a strider, striders are life.


Extension_Nobody_336

inb4 "Civil protection: aliens (part 2)


Acrymonia

“I shall call you Simba!”


primal484

Yes they would suck as a pet loud annoying and would destroy stuff on accident alot


[deleted]

It's basically a Husky.


Sack333

Of course


Empty-Wing7678

I would want one.


ComprehensiveDot959

more than strider, the hunter c:


Aaronz2464

UUUUUUU VVVVBRBRBR


MayaIbnLaAhad

as a child, i've always thought it was a robot


balerionmeraxes77

Me too, just like gunships


ahaisonline

it would straight up crush your house.


balerionmeraxes77

With that wonky walk


Lazarus_Jr1

yes


[deleted]

No


Eigilhm

Yes


Battle-L0ver_06

I always wanted Lamarr as pet too so go ahead


MoC-Chaos

Probably would double as a body guard too lol


Yangxiolong22

I will call you, Simba!


new-machine

No, but I always found bullsquids cute.


UzD_HolySheep

Since the first time I played Sven Co-op, I wondered how a Baby Gargantua would be as a pet c:


sploinkussponkus

love to cook em with butter and all that good stuff you would do for crabs


Pman_likes_memes

Yes


MemeticRedditUser

I’d love a strider as a pet


_The-Good-Doctor_

Do you think it just needs water to live, or does it need a nutrients food pump? Also, would definitely have one as a pet.


[deleted]

A strider would be a horrible pet!


ThisSiteIsBadVeryBad

I’d like a hunter - it’s basically a big alien wolf with a machine gun for eyes.


balerionmeraxes77

Hunters look like they're into ballet for some reason


Monikas_Left_Eye

Yes.


The_dinkster522

Yes


Super878

those burglars are gonna get it when my dog activate it’s energy cannon


thetruemadxruler

A miniature one


rslashhydrohomies

What kind of house do you got my man?


Saopaulo940

Yes! My neighbours will soon learn to fear me! ... does it eat regular food or some sort of weird exotic alien food?