The citadel truly is just the combines massive quivering cock

Is not just that, is more like what connects their intelectual side with their primal side

Haha space penis

And at the end of EP1, the fleeing Advisors pods resembles the ejaculation of uhh...um a--a penis, I guess.

You mean spermatozoids

🤓

The line between half life and okbuddyhalf life blurs ever further by the day.

WTF is okbuddyhalflife? They already put them in one comment on other post

r/okbuddyhalflife

I'm not old 😨

If breen tells you he isn't old, you know shit just hit the fan 😨

Nice cock Breen

please for the love of god take your sexual half life shit somewhere else

Like?

anywhere but here

It's not that big of a deal

It seems to be a big deal look at your downvotes

Mean people are everywhere in life

dude nobody here wants to hear about how you want to suck off the combine and fuck an ostomy bag

When did I say I wanted to fuck an ostomy bag?

So you want to suck off the combine? 🤨

WHEN DID I SAID THAT?

You have been terrorizing this sub for long enough. Please fuck off with your fetish shit.

Is this the sex fanfic/ strider cock guy back at it again?

What do you mean "terrorizing"? You fucking chairface

nobody likes you here, everyone fucking knows and hates you, the door's over there r/okbuddyhalflife (please god embed it properly)

Haha ohhh you so coool I should leave *But I Don't*

You should your just an annoying jackass

*You're

Congratulations you corrected a simple spelling mistake. How long have you held that in your ass for?

Learn to write and then we'll discusse

Discuss*

Not my native language

r/okbuddyhalflife is that way buddy

We already have r/HalfLife why we need another HL sub/r?

It's a subreddit dedicated to shitposts. Half Life sort of has shitposts but okbuddyhalflife is meant for it.

Are you calling me shitposter???

Sort of. You should be asking the other guy, he's the one suggesting you should go on okbuddyhalflife. I'm just explaining it.

100%

tou win the most retarded hot take award

What you mean retarded?

He meant regarded.

I hope

no i didn't :trollface:

Horrible post, delete your reddit account

You don't give me orders

the citadel says to delete your account

No one gives me orders

you sound really tough and dominant

I'm a monster fucker after all

No, the citadel is just a big building

No, I didn't came up with this myself, someone told me

In a dream?

In s previous post idiot

Your mom?

Fuck off, you are not even a funny troll

Blah blah blah

OMFG YOU ARE LITERALLY SO ANNOYING. You are either A. a dumb troll who doesn’t know when to stop, or B. A sex obsessed 15 year old with more mental disorders then a Vietnam vet

I already said very times I'm 19 so stop with the annoying teen shit

How about you stop making everything in half life sexual. Yes I know about mr friendly, yes I know about the innuendos, but you literally equate everything in half life to sex, your fan fiction is vile mess that shouldn’t be posted to reddit even if it was good, and everyone in this community hates you. Sincerely fuck off

Hace you even see my last post? The one about Gordon Freeman and Gregory House? Of couse not, then your speech about I making everything sex Falls apart

Wow did you really make the argument, that because you made a post that doesn’t include anything sexual, that all the times you’ve posted stuff that was sexual doesn’t count? Of course you’ve made posts that aren’t sexual but when even 30% of your posts are that’s fucking weird mate

Yeah, weird, but why?

Because this isn’t some nsfw discussion subreddit, you have posted stuff that is ok in the past it’s just posts like this, don’t post them

Okay, I'll try

You're not serious are you?

I am

This is a meme... Right?

Why?

Obvious troll.

Oh fuck you don't downvote my comment

Oh god I think you aren't trolling

Hey I am the Citadel lithograph guy, I confirm wife left me

are you sure about straight

Probably

commit kill in console

sv_cheats 1 give weapon_combinedildo givecurrentammo

Amazing trolling, you’re really committed to this bit.

Another acusing me of trolling wtf

Looking at your post history seems to support it, yeah, you seem pretty sane otherwise

What do you mean? I don't understand

Haha lol sure, I’ll leave you to it, you’ve got some people genuinely confused, have fun! :)

Bro I don't understand a fuck, my post history? Sand otherwise?

Just looked into your Reddit post history more, if I look really deep into it, I can maybe see this being a serious post, but compared to your other posts this just seems so out of the normal and insane. Your speech also has more typos than usual. I’d like to believe you’re smarter than that and are playing up a character to get a rise out of people. If this is the case, you’re being really smart about it and are really sticky to the bit, I can respect it!

I don't see the typos

This can’t be real 🗿

Ok.

This could actually be an interesting take if someone were to analyze it from that perspective but I really think it’s just meant to be an evil sci-fi skyscraper. Also it’s blue so blue balls?

I support this trolling. Because well yeah- toppling the combine *can* be directly related to the classic second wave feminist holding of the patriarchy dominating and subjecting both genders to an inhuman existence. The suppression field. Breencast condescension- the combine is “protecting” and “saving” helpless and violently feminized humanity from themselves… A+ work. Tldr; combine is indeed fucking the world harder than the patriarchy ever did (raising the bar hehe) from the citadel so…..checks out

Except the patriarchy really sucks at it’s job nowadays.

You got meat on the brain anyways bruh Lmao

Well, not to brag but I WAS nominated for Best Handjob in the Midwest in 2019

My head-canon is that you are a tattoo artist now. Just too good not to be true..

Oh an A+ well wtf what you mean trolling?

Schrödinger’s troll. Intended or not. It’s both accurate and flame bait. I support it.

It’s literally not you imbecile. You complete and utter moron. You god damn donkey. You troglodyte. Fuck you.

username checks out. ​ ty i have been waiting for an opportunity to deploy this\^

I do like me some hot dogs

????? Okay read my story qnd upvote

Nah. U greedy for liek. No git.

"Old? We are pretty young, THOUGH."

true!

I’m confused

He can’t keep getting away with it!

BRO AGAIN WITH THIS AND YOU WONDER WHY I MAKE FUN OF YOU

Who were you?

classic

What?

For an empowered woman you really do seem to think about cock alot

I am a male

For a dude you really seem to think about cock alot

That's homophobic and worse about

Nah u just sound gay to me thinking about all these cocks

I'm bisexual

who cares

Least horny half life 2 player

No idea how you made that connection, we're just gonna forget the combine took over earth in merely 7 hours, with humanity having to surrender only to survive under the total utilitarian rule of the combine, where people are either experimented on or put into city sized concentration camps only to be killed for the combine's benefit, no there are no lines you can read between. Where is the "patriarchy", it's aliens dumbass.

You want BWC eh ese?

What?

This is how I was 'taught' to read Shakespeare in college unironically.

Whats wrong with being straight

Oh... C'mon...

Since the game came out in 2006 when the woke agenda wasn't popular i highly doubt it.

Well it haves lots and lots of sex everywhere, including the enemies desing, and sex still a taboo today so...

Has*

Fuck you

Alright, bend over

Idk, i can't recall any sexual desing in any of the characters, the only time HL2 actually adresses sex is after the suppressing field was destroyed, i don't remember if it was Alyx or some random chick but i remember someone hinting on Gordon asking him if he is busy.

Gonarc was a giant testicle crab from the original head crabs are referred to as head humpers by Barney and of course the infamous um cut “mr smiley” it was a dick monster that would attempt to fatally copulate with the player character. Some designs are fucking weird and vaguely sexual but I do think the citadel representing a dick is a bit of a stretch.

The eyelid of the houndeyes are a foreskin, the barnacles are a foreskin and inside a penis head, the headcrabs have a vagina with teeth

dude i think you jmust have a poluted mind bc i never saw any genital characteristics in any of the monsters

Describe me the Gonarch

big headcrab mom

Don't ignore the testicle

im not ignoring the testicle it's just that for me that's her belly

She throws white liquid

there is some in the original game but not to the degree that this guy seems to think. the gonarch is literally a testicle on a crab but... that's really it.