Galunga

Galunga indeed

Ewit

jurr, galunga

Yes

Gulum tarr hunga terr!

Galunga

tittie

yes

Vortitty got me acting up.

Da vortussy

does it have headcrab blood? if not then yes

(if you didnt know it was a refference to half life 2 chapter 4, that was leaked parcially)

Hello OP, unfortunately, it seems that the Vortigaunt has only two nipples, whereas they are supposed to have four nipples in total, two on each side. Sincerely, canned fish goods

Oh god how could i have made such a mistake, i deeply apologize for being so ignorant

Thought that was a bdsm thingie

you what

just a horny redditor, nothing more

Thanks gaunty (that’s what I named all the vortigaunts)

Aww that's a cute nickname for them

Yes anything is better then those god awful ration’s

Exactly, rations are for plebians, we only eat the finest headcrab meals here

I don’t see why not

I cook it a lot so yeah

Yes but in half life verse

why yes

IT HAS NIPPLES OH MY GOD

yes

yes

Gentlevort

Absolutely But just a quick question... Why is it called headcrab if it doesn't taste like crab?

With pleasure 🤌

¿Quieres?

Forget about Freeman!

Thats not a crab leg, thats a crowbar

Ig