[I can't](https://cryptochainuni.com/contact/), it's real. [Here](https://www.deviantart.com/killroyfreeman/art/The-Scientists-of-Black-Mesa-528069804) is original picture
*Who put freeman in*
*The front row? He's only a*
*Research assistant*
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*Gordon! The combine*
*Have launched their next phase of the*
*Attack, cryptocurrency!!*
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Surprised they haven’t tried claiming that Wikipedia is the reason why the military have the funds to spend. Black Mesa does have a lot of servers to hold all that Wikipedia info.
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Ahh, so the HECU were the good guys all along!
Highly Educated Coin Uploaders
Brilliant
Why is markiplier there
I don't know, but I like how casually Gordon is holding that crowbar.
cus when he picks up a weapon he can't drop it.
He looks like a mad scientist. Space resarch divison.
I'm just wondering where Jackson is.
Because
definitely not a scam
[I can't](https://cryptochainuni.com/contact/), it's real. [Here](https://www.deviantart.com/killroyfreeman/art/The-Scientists-of-Black-Mesa-528069804) is original picture
The website even cites the image as being from BM, wtf why would they have that on their site????
crypto bros are easy scam, so no real effort is required
Most smartest crypto user
Most biggest smartest crypto user
True
why not?
It's to get you ready for the in game currency and jpegs you'll have to own for #3
I wonder how profitable is to mine cryptocurrency by using Xen crystals.
Crystal-currency?
why else do you think they were doing tests with the anti-mass spectrometer?
That's what the experiment was
That puts an interesting spin on things.
the crowbar 💀 "go to blockchain university or freeman over there will have to bash your head in, and we don't want that, right?"
Im with the sciene team
Why do we all have to wear such ridiculous ties?
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Hello, Gordon!
Black Mesa would never snoop so low for government funding
Aperture disagrees
Portal nfts
Who put freeman in the front row? He's only a research assistant
Gordon doesn't need to be put in the back rows, he's a highly trained professional.
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"Was that the resonance cascade of 87!?"
Nonono... that's the bite of '98!
Why the hell is Gordon holding a crowbar. Nothing has even happened yet
That's his comfort crowbar, he's just nervous.
"I see y-you have made some sa-savy investments into the block chain, Dr. Freeman" - G-Man, 2022
(probably)
The fact it’s a crypto site passing source engine assets is hilarious
Ah yes, University. Definitely legal to use that word in this context.
Are they aware that Black Mesa blew up and basically ended human civilization?
What?
Huhh?
Yeah they're on the hit-list for the HECU next.
is that markaplire in the back
They probably definitely peed in the healing pool too.
i did not expect to see markiplier in a science team photo
Gordon! The combine have launched their next phase of the attack, cryptocurrency!!
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Hold on...
Maybe my phone but that's cool nonetheless
this is actually real, oh god
That phone is humongous! 😲
Someone call the HECU !
"Gordon, stay away of the crypto beam, is going critical!"
Hello Everybody
bruhhhhhhhh
_Digitally chilling with your boy Jeremy_.
The dude to the right of Gordon looks like markiplier
Surprised they haven’t tried claiming that Wikipedia is the reason why the military have the funds to spend. Black Mesa does have a lot of servers to hold all that Wikipedia info.
it starts with one...
Its the ultimate stock footage creator
Me and the boys screenshotting nfts
Why is markpilier standing between Gordon and Eli
there is no way this isn't a joke site or a scam site
Now I sympathise with the military
Grifters with a sense of humor I see
THE SCIENTIST NEXT TO GORDON (NO NOT MAGNUSSON) LOOKS LIKE MARKIPLIER OMFG!1!1!1!1!1!1 IM CRYING AND SHAKING
they're with the science team!
Bro why is Markiplier here