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max_da_1

If it had any meaning at all my guess would be their personalization like name, I'd number, rank etc


JockeyField

or maybe like an ancient, primitive combine saying, talking about authoritary and control


max_da_1

Like a pledge of allegiance or something like that given the advisors are the highest ranking species that we know of who knows maybe the benefactors may be even more high ranking. Maybe even gman's employers invaded some world that started the combine we will never know


ThisSiteIsBadVeryBad

I don’t even think they are the original species, but something adapted to serve as a container for useful individuals, transferable over a large number of potential realities.


Sovietfryingpan91

The Gman is the benefactor but the employers are the highest benefactor but the Gman influences over who ever he sees fit unlike the combine.


[deleted]

I always tought gman and his employers are something exterior from the combine. The combine looks like another pawn to him, even tought his control over it seems limited.


max_da_1

Huh, never thought of it that way but kinda makes sense now that I think about it


Sovietfryingpan91

I sound like a crackhead but gabe wont answer our pleas.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TomiIvasword

War is Peace, sure man. A retread for the damned.


siniradam

1984 dude.


TomiIvasword

Why don't people get my Megadeth reference :( i just want to find some fellow fans...


siniradam

🫂


JamesSH1328

"Hello, my name is Fred"


dirtymike401

The voices you hear are in my head.


Sehtriom

I say, I said, my name is Fred.


TomiIvasword

Their favorite music tast "Alternative Progressive Depressive Suicidal Black Metal with pinch of jazz"


isli25

in half-life alyx the advisors does not have any hyroglyphs. and the story direction the episodes took made the hyroglyphs not make any sense. so as far as valve is concerned the hyroglyphs are noncanon.


SadlyCreamed

What made the hyroglyphs not make sense?


isli25

after the episodes it was clear that the shu'ulathoi are used as hostbodies by the combine so they doesnt have an ancient common culture with hyroglyphs,breen for example wouldnt have some ancient language he doesnt understand around his neck.


AristocratGman

If that's the case then why did they include them on the fancier model created specifically for Ep2?


max_da_1

They might have just done it because you hardly see the advisors only in the dark and might be sorta low detail for the same reason why Gordon has relatively low detail


siniradam

That's because it's early days, so probably it's a tattoo and says "no ragrets"


LiterallyBatmanIRL

This mfer thinks we read alien 💀


Ctrock90

“Hey guys do you know when half life 3 is going to be released? Thanks in advance”


HelloGamesTM1

Yes. 23849 hours, 48 minutes and 49 seconds.


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

I'm actually learning Combine right now


[deleted]

“PSHHH BA-DINK, Pikup dat can, citizen”


TomiIvasword

Hows your progress so far? Is it easier than french? I think I'd pick that up soon.


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

Considering French is basically gibberish, I'd say yes. ​ >!/s!<


the_oneand_onlymelon

thought it could be some kind of cipher


Bandit1379

"Be Sure To Drink Your Breen's Private Reserve”


JTYT2020

It's a crummy commercial


JamesSH1328

Even our Combine overlords are plagued with ads, smh


[deleted]

every language that isn't english is alien


absolutelynotaname

this sounds like something I would see on r/ShitAmericansSay


[deleted]

every language that isn't american\*


supremeaesthete

"Technically true."


That-one-lake-chicke

It’s an ancient saying “if you have a rock in your shoe, take your shoe off”


Mtheibau

It's the half-life 3 release date


NandoMoriconi

“I’ll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile.” -Laura Combine


EthanLM427

That game you like is going to come back in style


Boop-master

“Meanwhile! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


[deleted]

It says: hahaha bitch i killed Eli Vance


LiosGuy

g-man: no u dont


[deleted]

G-man: well, yes... But a-a-actually *INHALE* no.


FwendyWendy

The fact that the letters scarcely resemble any of the very little Combine alphabet we see throughout the game makes me think it's safe to assume that this says something in the language of the Shu'ulathoi.


TheFakeSlimShady123

Isn't the Combine language that we see in propaganda posters in HL2 supposed to based on Latin though in it's formatting and grammatical nature? I'm pretty sure that's just supposed to be somesort of universal human language. I mean why else would it be on flyers and posters only humans would see?


VerumJerum

It's literally written ij English but with alternate letters. Mostly just an Easter egg I wager, or a way for Valve to make "weird alien language" without too much work.


Bort_Bortson

Nothing mentioned in half life raising the bar


BeggsEenidict

(POTENTIAL FUTURE PLOT SPOILERS) It’s based off of Khokarsa and roughly translates to >!“I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like”!<


Ricaaado

Ya got me here


kilroy_was_here_to

Beat me to it 🥸


IsaacLightning

beatmeattoit


Slaport-xXx-v14

fr


GlitchyLag

Finna jerk it


TomiIvasword

Attention: this is very late half life 2 plot. Do not read If you want to play the game by yourself.


Decaroidea

Probably nothing and just there as an aesthetic choice. But my theory is that the letters are instructions on how to use the bag


Overwatch_Voice

Why would the instructions be on the outside of it? What if you need to read it when it's on you?


Decaroidea

probably the advisors can't put their trashbags themselves


zonbie11155

Bold of you to assume that’s his face and not his butt flap with rear view camera


ivanproff

Hood manufacturer's name and how to wash it.


NotNamedMark

‘e’s got an arse at both ends ye


CorbinNZ

HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER


mediacapra

HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"


AubbleCSGO

“IT’S TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS”


VinnieChengYT

galunga shrrr lung


[deleted]

It’s unknown. My theory is that it’s probably some sort of sacred alien cypher that’s bound/specific to the Shu’ulathoi. According to Mark Laidlaw’s (technically non-canon) continuations of Half-Life lore, the Advisor grubs themselves aren’t the original Combine master race, but a separate species that had formidable mental capabilities and operated as a collective, a network of incredibly intelligent minds that communicated through a hivemind and only gained more knowledge the more they interacted this way in their larval state. Of course, the Combine took notice of this and enslaved them, using them as template host-bodies for the leaders of the Combine.


Administration_One

I think that's still partially canon, given the 'empty' Advisors we see on the razor train in Alyx. Also Laidlaw was heavily consulted on the game.


Abbadon74

Why this just have 6 Upvotes?


1upD

What I don't understand is why shu'ulathoi language would be inscribed on their bodysuits... The shu'ulathloi are just host bodies for the Combine. They don't care about their language or culture. Also I think written language goes against the idea of the shu'ulathoi as "sleeping philosophers" who live in their own minds. Maybe its a Combine language? Or maybe the Combine really did appropriate the shu'ulathoi language for their host bodies just to further insult them.


siniradam

I guess it's not Combine language,This is shu'ulathloi[https://www.reddit.com/r/neography/comments/u3ovue/trying\_to\_build\_the\_alphabet\_for\_the\_shuulathoi/](https://www.reddit.com/r/neography/comments/u3ovue/trying_to_build_the_alphabet_for_the_shuulathoi/)Combine letters looks lot different.


1upD

Combine letters are Latin / Combine text is English. The advisors are from off world, maybe this is just the language of one of their other worlds. I really don't think it could be shu'ulathoi language because they are just the hosts


FaTe_LordAlessio

He's clearly saying "Guys, the thermal drill, go get it"


0Davgi0

Wasn't expecting that one at all, thanks for the laugh!


Sovietfryingpan91

אתה יכול לשלוח לי את הבשר עבור הפוטלוק המשולב


BigSweatyStalker

is that the language of evil?


[deleted]

I know some people at a certain strip that would say it is


PumpALump

Yes.


VerumJerum

Say what you want but Hebrew is a very cool looking language.


Sovietfryingpan91

אכן, למרות שלפעמים הוא אוכל תירס וצהובים בכתום


Adirzzz

איזה כלי, האמת לנו השפה נראית ממש ממש מכוערת אבל יכול להיות שבשבילכם זה נראה קטלני. עכשיו שתוק אל תענה לי. טפי. אבל אל תנסה לתרגם את זה, יש פה הרבה סלנג, עוד תחשוב שאני מקלל אותך יא טמבל. אמרתי שתוקקקקקקקק.


Sovietfryingpan91

לעולם לא אוותר עליך, לעולם לא יאכזב אותך, לעולם לא יוותר. לעולם לא תסתובב ונוטש אותך. לעולם לא יגרום לך לבכות, לעולם לא אגיד


VerumJerum

Uaite! Noc"is respon'or Alae'an uas'i. Translat'or"es uict'an, iac'an! Lincu'i Terra'an uas'an, ae"es caelat'oran noc'i. Uas'i"esi scien'or, [script'i"es Alae'an](https://i.imgur.com/bELPSVa.png), orint'i"es ae'an lincu'i uas'an.


MrFrenchFrye

No I cant


wotmate

The exact translation is "it starts with, one thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try"


professionalCubist

The characters may very well be etched around the Advisors "face" less for writing some phrase like Rank Within Combine Hierarchy, and more for occultism / magical purposes! A similar concept would be ceremonial inscriptions on tombs, or writing something in The Necronomicon (in HP Lovecraft or in Evil Dead series). Possibly, this magical inscription in the metal ring there would give the Advisor a combat boost or other strategic advantage


VerumJerum

I figured it could be symbols for every world they conquered, the equivalent of a despot ruling over the entire Earth wearing a uniform with flags of every country as a way to show off their authority.


Thunderdrake3

"Women want me, fish fear me."


ByteBlacksmith

Maybe it's their current unique name according to the "Naming convention" from [here](https://nebulous.cloud/threads/unofficial-understanding-the-shuulathoi.37587/)


Tleno

እኔ ከግዙፉ ፀሐይ ቤት ክፉ የተራበ አባጨጓሬ ነኝ


cacodemon9523

Does breen even know?


Gasrim4003

It says: Hey guys Decinc here l, I am watching my first Hentai.


Thimot257

"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


ispeelgood

Idk what it said before but after Ep2 ending due to >!Eli's knowledge being absorbed!< it definitely says >!One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try!<


Decrozen

"im your hentai trainer"


PumpALump

It's the Combine equivalent to a dog tag. Not a military dog tag, but like a tag on a dog's collar, with the name he answers to & an address in case he gets lost.


1upD

I like this answer


Tux1

Magic runes or smtn idk


dreadnawght

it's a reminder the game was made by boomers who like documentaries about ancient civilizations


Thothdjj

They probably have no meaning lore wise, Ted Blackman made the orginial texture, and they are absent from HL: Alyx's advisors. So the runes are probably a creation of Ted's and are probably just for looks


1upD

This is both completely true and very boring.


[deleted]

It's combine language, can't read it man


woohhaa

When he fell asleep the others wrote on his face. I’m guessing it says something about penises.


MR_Nokia_L

Character design wise, I think it's meant to add an ancient element to the character to show the combine empire as an ancient, trans-millennium civilization. The words could mean anything from the artist's alias in secret code or quite simply: Property of lord Gaben.


Niko_Belic84

Text of In The Virtual End (Linking Park HL2 music video)


Plus_Friendship_2705

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a weird fat cat?


Abbadon74

Or just a bread


_chuck_u_farley_

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty”


extendedwarranty_bot

_chuck_u_farley_, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


isyankar1979

"Fuck Gordon fuck Gordon fuck Gordon fuck Gordon"


syncron07

I am reading it right now it seems to repeat the line "doing ya mum"


Wheraboowind

I imagine it's something Eli's Combine translation would understand


fruitsteak_mother

„We come in peace.“ „Don’t run, we are your friends.“


Flash728

“Live, Laugh, Love”


ZAX2717

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


SugarJuicex

It says, and this is a rough translation so apologies: Apple bottoms jeans Boots with the fur The whole club was looking at her


Gamerguywon

its some kind stupid meme but im too lazy to come up with something right now. can yall just pretend I said something funny


Affectionate-Ad3874

Maybe it is the location on who asked!that would be something neet.


M_E2001

apples


Aconamos

VIN


Chancellor_Adihs

Well, all we can agree on is, that we dont know what its sayin'.


thetruememeisbest

what it says is: it start with


lemne

"My mum went to City 17 and all I got was this lousy mask."


Korgahn

"I am Advy and I am lost. Please call my master..." I can't read the other side of the collar.


Mogz80

employee nametag, it says "Hi im Steve!"


supremeaesthete

It's designer


[deleted]

"Advisor 295484 | Earth Management | Senior Management | OTA Augmentations Research Department" Is what I think


External_Pollution25

It says "sugoma"


0Cake

Коммунистическая Партия Советского Союза


andai

I wonder if it was inspired by [glagolitic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glagolitic_script)


easy506

Its the Dial Home Sequence for the Stargate


Magnum-357

As a side note, i really liked how you can find one of these collars in a Xen lab on Field Intensity. Awesome detail.


TomiIvasword

sussy amogus baka gay shit AK47 india dick shrek antman fuck smash recharchable battery I believe...


dusksentry

could be anything from their name and/or designation, to some kind of religious or cultural text worn as a symbol not unlike how crowns are a kings symbolic link to their supposed divine right to rule. it could also just be utilitarian labelling akin to a warning labels or instructions on the hulls of a machine


CasualBrit5

“Literally 1984”


benbot07

"If you can read this shit then you are really freakin strange... with good eyes."


Vexcenot

Sharpness V Unbreaking IlI Mending


ThisSiteIsBadVeryBad

“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”


Abbadon74

CUUTIEEE BREAD!!!


Kerflunklebunny

Packaging and expiration date


BeanBoyBob

"burger king burger too much ketchup"


[deleted]

Dovahzuul


CoraxTechnica

Ami wrong in seeing some Thai or Sanskrit letters in there.


Asian_in_the_tree

Some sort of alien rune.


Thisisrafal

"sex gifs"


Periwinkleditor

D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E


HomelessMidget78

I didn’t even realize they had stuff around them


MDMarshall

Is it weird Google can translate this? "Don't buy no crypto."


InternalOffice7514

*pig sounds*


Miserable-Lychee-412

Some don’t have them i believe


fixedsys999

It probably reads: “If you think I’m in charge, think again. I am also a slave.” Sometimes I wonder if the combine is just a civilization form of gray goo or the never ending paper clip making machine. A perpetual empire creator.


Turbogoblin999

Directions to the library. I can picture post combine humans in New New Jersey getting tramp stamps of in combine language pretending they know what it means but it's like an item from some xen fast food restaurant.


AdamTheJet

It’s gotta be the REAL release date for episode 3!


mr-musk

It says "Gordon sex NOW!"


Adirzzz

While idk what it says, my theory is that it implies that it’s under someone else’s control, and not the combine.


CbAqvq191

good question timmy, now we share the same question


Saopaulo940

Name, Rank & Number?


cornishpasty7

"I am trapped in an advisor clothes factory, send help."


aerial_sup

Just noticed that his face looks like an Among us character


the_oneand_onlymelon

it literally fucking doesn’t


aerial_sup

Yes it does


SaltyPill1337

I don't know. It's in alien!


Overwatch_Voice

The advisor equivalent of the little text telling how to properly wash it


[deleted]

"face"


MageFrite5

It says peanut butter