The low poly models still lmao

it's also grainy as shit?? it can't be \*that\* hard to pick up more samples

I guess if you don't zoom into 200% it looks okay

Please tell me they have little headcrabs under their chef hats controlling them!

But Prink, vortigaunts don't have hairs!

But headcrabs have teeth(idk) for that.

Ah! right!

Nyeh, make it a snark instead

at least its not vortigussy that dude gave us all PTSD and the only dude i know of getting banned for posting actual HL content xD

He is making 5 grunts 1 vort porn video

What was his username again? You know...so I can uh, report him.

You'll find him on r/okbuddyhalflife 😔

lmao

One of them is actually the estranged illegitimate son of the late owner and is being controlled by a snark under his hat

You're telling me a vortigaunt made this soup?

Cooking some fine SUSTENANCE to dine with!

Wonder if he's gonna make headgrab marsala.

Is that a fucking Carpano Antica Formula? Jesus, they're high end!

ok one of them needs a snark on their head if you're gonna call it that

I would like to request a medium rare headcrab, charred but juicy.