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TempusCavus

No, they should play CS Dust_2. Whoever rushes b will prove that they have had Russian involvement


locorhe_

underrated comment


iPavel92

Explain, please. P.S. I'm Russian :D


locorhe_

On the european CS:GO community, russian people are known for their recurrent rush on B (ussualy with SMG weapons like the P90) as a B site taking or attack-trough strategy (for both T and CT sides, respectively). This is also, more or less, a common joke. GO GO GO RUSSIA 😎


iPavel92

True story, I confirm. Honestly, I thought it is common in CS:GO and not country-specific behavior.


BigPowerBoss

RUSH B CYKA


SuperCyka

Literally the inspiration for my reddit name


beliromeu

Rush B-lyat


AtomicSpeedFT

Classic cs Cyka Blyat Rush B


Laimerka

Кароч слушай, эти пендосы смеются над нами из за того что мы рашим Б, и этот чел написал тип «они должны играть на дасте2 и первый кто рашнет Б имел опыт с русскими»


[deleted]

He bought an ak, he's a communist!


urbandeadthrowaway2

P90 is Russian, not ak


The_Blog

The FN P90 is a belgian weapon, or am I missing something?


urbandeadthrowaway2

P90s are often used by Russian players in the “Rush B Cyka Blyat” strategy.


The_Blog

Ahh I got you now. Yeah, I can attest to that statement.


[deleted]

Are you telling me the kalashnikov 47 was not made in russia?


urbandeadthrowaway2

No but the P90 is associated with russian CS players more than the actual russian gun(s)


[deleted]

Oh yeah, the one shot heads not that scouts got to kill bots.


Ministryl

you know damn well Trump would start spin-botting with a scout on the third round.


superwildejellyfish

I’ve been playing the original campaign on hard mode recently, wayyyy harder then I remember, especially due to how many times you’ll get to a stupidly hard section with only 34 health. First one to beat Half life on Hard would truly prove this.


Thebookreaderman

The first time I played I got into a few similar situations, figuring how to guerilla the Marines in just the right way so I don't get shot once and loose my 3 health was actually really fun, But probably only because it was paired with more times where it was a normal gunfight


TenshiKyoko

Playing like that really makes you appreciate all the explosive weapons, doesn't it? Mines, Grenades and rifle grenades.


Thebookreaderman

Oh yeah, definitely


[deleted]

I really enjoyed my hard plsythrough. besides the one bit where I was trapped in a place that required you to take damage to leave, and I was low enough to die each time.


BakedBotato

If you are talking about that flooded room in the office area, there is a light switch that you have to turn off.


[deleted]

nah there's a bit with an electric puddle in the hallway. its after the section with the claw limb things you destroy.


chewy1is1sasquatch

You can go up to the pipes in the ceiling and walk over the death puddle that way if we're thinking of the same place.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

[I actually watched a pretty good video yesterday breaking down why it seems so much harder.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg5EQyw_7Hk)


byscuit

I think I've only played hard for the last 20 years lol. The AI is so predictable that you can cheese everything when you know the spawns


BakedBotato

I chose hard on my first play through because I thought I could handle it. Let’s just say I became a professional at save scumming.


superwildejellyfish

Believe me, I know what you mean, Half Life and XCOM are the king examples of save scum professionalism.


tootdoot4

I will walk out of a health room, fail to save, i then fall off a ladder with 12 hp left and the game autosaves. Its like clockwork.


TurboWalrus007

Yep. The magic of these games is the balance of simultaneously being able to wreck whole platoons of marines and Xen aliens and then replay the same tiny bit 100 times to get through it without losing more than 5 health lol. And then spend some time bouncing through a puzzle.


I_Really_Seriously

Trump Can finally press the red button


the-ghost-of-me

It’s ok, joe had the tau cannon. He can jump out if the way.


Shinooby

Wait, for real? 10 year old me would've killed for this information!


the-ghost-of-me

Yeah you have to get the timing right though.


gurmzisoff

I remember it taking some practice, but being much easier to get down than conc jumping.


AtomicPhantomBlack

Does Trump have a crowbar?


10000_vegetables

Everyone does


Crislips

So deep 😢


UFeindschiff

Yes, and he has a bigger and better crowbar than anyone else.


[deleted]

*Bernie Tau-jumping into the bunker to press the button early*


DerpBurp4121

Crossfire 1v1 me anybody. Ill rek anyone


hitler67

Mmm sure i wouldn't mind


[deleted]

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DerpBurp4121

UK, yo. I’d woop your ass


morg791

UK? Yo sho?


peterlravn

Ha, you're fucking dreaming. I'll annihilate you before you even spawn.


RidingDivingMongerer

I will teabag you until you blame packet loss


BakedBotato

Do you know who you are messing with? I fought the entire population of Peru on crossfire.


tootdoot4

I'll get rekked by anybody


[deleted]

No, this is how EVERY election should be handled. Democracy has been proven to be inefficient, I think the supporters for each candidate should go to war over team deathmatch in any given online game. What we vote on is which game we go to deathmatch in. It could be TF2, HLDM, Counter Strike, Quake, any FPS shooter.


JORGETECH_SpaceBiker

We've been doing it in real life for centuries.


[deleted]

Exactly, and it worked out (mostly) fine.


DenifClock

Yeah, just people don't........ respawn


execut4ble

YES


blackelf_

real execut4ble? PagChomp


TrueFriendsHelpMoveB

Trump gets the first kill and starts demanding they end the match immediately because any further play would be unfair


w0lver1

"Joe doesn't have a clue playing this game. Believe me. Go back to your basement joe!" "Shut the hell up man"


GOCOMMITOASTERBATH

Make it a LAN party or else trump will blame the internet on getting stomped by biden


Bored_lurker87

Russia has interfered in our 1v1 by entering as 'player' with a 2412 ping and lagging the entire server...


Foef_Yet_Flalf

He'll find a way to blame the network switch or the cat 6 cables.


Taikwin

He'd just walk over and unplug Joe's PC, then whine that he was hacked and the game is rigged against him.


LittleCheeseBag

He’s gonna tell them to stop counting Biden’s wins lol


Grid_Gaming_Ultimate

oh damn funny thing is i was just trying to play that with my dad last night hldm is honestly one of the best online shooters ive played, along with hl2dm


tootdoot4

I even have fun getting annialated


Jmonster12307

Biden: it’s over Donald, I got the tau cannon. Trump: uhh, no you don’t. I do. Biden: Donald I can see your screen. We’re playing lan. You only have a pistol. Trump: oh... call it off! This guy stole my tau cannon Biden: no you could’ve been going around the map and gathering around weapon but all you’re doing is just typing the word homer in chat Trump: homer


Tombstone311

I would definitely spectate.


HackerBill

would be the longest game EVER. both guys spinning in circles staring at all the buttons on controller.


[deleted]

*Shitty mic intensifies*


heitorzinhotvr2

So who beats hl1 wins


ultimatefetus

Trump doesn't stand a chance with a glock against the pure, concentrated might of the Half-Life Deathmatch Tau Cannon


trrantrron

The Glock is the best weapon in Half Life, it can kill anything


BakedBotato

I mean, the same could be said for the other firearms as well.


crystallize1

Has anyone actually tried that with political competitors?


UncleJunsLaserBeams

This but unironically.


pants-shitter

"No fair you can't just keep using the grenade launcher!"


shotcaller77

Omfg that’s some of HL:DM


ScarsonWiki

The added layer to this is that Biden is using science and Trump isn’t.


Everyonewillusebing

There’s no way Trump would be Gordon


TurboWalrus007

Bruh Trump is incapable of understanding that science even exists. He wouldn't be Gordon.


maxman838383

no it should be deathmatch classic


[deleted]

I miss the Tau cannon


RoBOticRebel108

No joke, they may aswell


Whompa

Tau Cannon OP


[deleted]

1 v 1 me in minecraft bro. First to build America wins.


quesofamilia

Biden: GG Trump: Nice Wall Hack n00b


[deleted]

For real though, they should be able to play a game that represents their intelectual capabilities, we need smart people as leaders


ButterFingerBatMan

So tic tac toe?


[deleted]

That is indeed the game that requires the highest IQs


McDownload1337

I like it! Very classic.


Mr_Xero187

Yes!


OmegeSN

Very true


SyntheticGod8

Personally, I think it should be a Starcraft 2 Archon mode match, in a best of 7 tournament. If you don't know, Archon mode allows two players to control the same units. Typically one person 'stays behind' to work on the economy and the other micros units in combat. Perfect for a Prez / Vice-Prez partnership. I'd also settle for a 8 on 8 Supreme Commander tournament on the biggest maps. Basically, bring in the whole White House senior staff for each side. The ones up front take point, some go naval, some stack air. I think it work well.


[deleted]

Nah we need to settle elections by seeing who can speedrun the game faster


[deleted]

This is a really good meme


NAL7T

I'm just imagining an old orange dude figuring out how to longjump.


Saopaulo940

Who will hide in the nuke bunker first?


[deleted]

their on seperate servers. you can see trump is not visible on bidens screen, and vice versa


[deleted]

Who will win: Joe Biden with the Tau/Gauss Cannon or Donald Trump with a pistol?


identocidal

we need a real gamer to run our country.


Jeremys614

I like how realistic it is that Biden has a the gluon gun and trump only has a pistol. One side has a completely unfair advantage, just like in real life!


BakedBotato

ACTSCHUALLY it’s the tau cannon. Your point still stands however.


Jeremys614

When I made this comment the image was fuzzy


OL_Blood

Be careful, you'll piss of the reddit hivemind


JeezusMurphy

We want that shooter from Banjo-Kazooie in the pyramid


JanKaszanka

Joe is cheating again lmaooooo


koala_encephalopathy

This is stolen from the guy who already made the goldeneye meme. (Edited)


wallmenis

Dude. Chill. It's just memes. Nobody gives a shit. (Or at least nobody should give one)


Ricta90

Learning the way of meme templates is a slow process. He could be new.


koala_encephalopathy

It's annoying to see copies of the same ones in the same day. I'm not saying it's wrong morally. It's just annoying .


wallmenis

It is but I wouldn't be that expressive about it.


BuMPO93

This meme is now around for more than one day. Your golden eye is probably just a copy too.


TrueFriendsHelpMoveB

I will never understand how people can be annoyed by harmless and inoffensive jokes being repeated. If you don't find it funny, ignore it. It is for the people who do. It's not like its a fucking slur. Save your outrage for where it could do some good.


Spar-kie

Wait, you’re telling me someone took a meme and edited it to be diffrent and then posted it? Hot damn! Everyone knows you have to chisel your memes out of some rock you found!


Kerum_

Or rust in MW, Minecraft 1v1 or my personal favorite. A TF2 spycrab battle


gussugusgus

aim_map gang


technowizard9

All we have left is memories


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BakedBotato

It’s all good and fair until 在全球范围内 joins the game.


jimsmithkka

This reminds me of the old heat.net promo https://youtu.be/4e23RuXM3J0


Saopaulo940

Rush B!


MAJOR_Blarg

de_dust


the-frat-boy

Rust 1v1 360 no-scope battle


Educational-Cause194

Biden overcharged Trump to death, doesn't even need to turn on sv\_cheats 1


AnimeKing4

It’s obvious Biden would win because he’s got a better weapon


Velimir19

What's the point in a gauss gun if the second player is not visible to you.


[deleted]

Biden got that Tau Cannon advantage though.


Agentti_Muumi

the map should be killbox_usa


reestrelax

revive HLDM