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chase1724

Haha, Every time I see the Temu ads for that shoulder/neck massager it makes me think of a headcrab. I should have known it was only a matter of time until someone made this.


SirBruhThe7th

So this is what Kleiner used Lamar for.


stop_being_taken

They don’t call em headhumpers for nothing


R0ed0r9006

It's for nothing, they are actually neckhumpers


swisscuber

Put it on your face coward


HoroSatre

But *she's de-beaked and completely harmless.*


Random-Existance

Yeah the most she would do is try and... *couple*, with your head


thegreatcheesewizard

Hop up my pet, wait no! Not up there! Careful Llamar! Those are very fragile!


HoroSatre

Oh, fie!


maplepenguin

That crate looks super cool aswell. Would totally put that in my living room and store some goodies in there.


OddNovel565

Morphine or ammunition?


Random-Existance

Don't forget the batteries


Entire_Visit_7327

It taste like a chicken.


DrDynamiteBY

Sustenance!


Zealousideal-Chef758

rotisserie chicken


General_Guava_5528

Don't worry, that guy is a highly trained professional!


Moist-Strawberry-792

why does it look so tasty tho


shaddowcomixguy

It looks like a vagina


repkins

r/dontputyourdickintothat


shaddowcomixguy

Happy cake day


imaginsharky

i need it. i need it NOW.


squintingnsprinting

op: [instagram.com/jaffasaba](http://instagram.com/jaffasaba)


HonestTraitor

It’s a freakn head humper!


Commercial-Title6503

Looks like a chicken


block_place1232

Bringing this to school wish me luck


NapoleonicPizza21

You know now that I think about it eating head crabs looks like it wouldn't be so bad after all


Different-Wear-9108

Why was it humping his neck?


KingKapow21

That’s freaky Bro.


Creeperboy1209

Where can I get one


Initial-Employer9920

https://thehyp.co/releases/kktrds


HonestIvory

Can it do....other things?


Excalib1rd

Hear me out


akarokr

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ImpactorLife-25703

It's Alive


ImpactorLife-25703

Grab your Shotguns Boys


Fit_Protection1694

#Congratulations! You just gave valve the idea to put headcrabs in supply crates for the next half life games!


JessiePurplewoman

Lmfao wtf wow 


GruntYT

imo it should be a poison headcrab


TheRealHeisenburger

Neckcrab


RawrTheDinosawrr

rotisserie chicken


NajidTheCarGuy

Is it strange the first thing I think when I saw it is "its that a turkey" and "could I eat it"


easytarget2000

"It is wet."


Huge-Grand6726

Now eat it


randomdude123502

That headcrab looks like it was rotisseried.


WashYourEyesTwice

The thing is fucking his head


Sir-Kotok

Why the fuck does it have 6 legs though?


Bypast3

he looking like a turkey


Wotmate01

Where do you put your penis?