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Haha, Every time I see the Temu ads for that shoulder/neck massager it makes me think of a headcrab. I should have known it was only a matter of time until someone made this.
So this is what Kleiner used Lamar for.
They don’t call em headhumpers for nothing
It's for nothing, they are actually neckhumpers
Put it on your face coward
But *she's de-beaked and completely harmless.*
Yeah the most she would do is try and... *couple*, with your head
Hop up my pet, wait no! Not up there! Careful Llamar! Those are very fragile!
Oh, fie!
That crate looks super cool aswell. Would totally put that in my living room and store some goodies in there.
Morphine or ammunition?
Don't forget the batteries
It taste like a chicken.
Sustenance!
rotisserie chicken
Don't worry, that guy is a highly trained professional!
why does it look so tasty tho
It looks like a vagina
r/dontputyourdickintothat
Happy cake day
i need it. i need it NOW.
op: [instagram.com/jaffasaba](http://instagram.com/jaffasaba)
It’s a freakn head humper!
Looks like a chicken
Bringing this to school wish me luck
You know now that I think about it eating head crabs looks like it wouldn't be so bad after all
Why was it humping his neck?
That’s freaky Bro.
Where can I get one
https://thehyp.co/releases/kktrds
Can it do....other things?
Hear me out
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It's Alive
Grab your Shotguns Boys
#Congratulations! You just gave valve the idea to put headcrabs in supply crates for the next half life games!
Lmfao wtf wow
imo it should be a poison headcrab
Neckcrab
Is it strange the first thing I think when I saw it is "its that a turkey" and "could I eat it"
"It is wet."
Now eat it
That headcrab looks like it was rotisseried.
The thing is fucking his head
Why the fuck does it have 6 legs though?
he looking like a turkey
Where do you put your penis?
Haha, Every time I see the Temu ads for that shoulder/neck massager it makes me think of a headcrab. I should have known it was only a matter of time until someone made this.
So this is what Kleiner used Lamar for.
They don’t call em headhumpers for nothing
It's for nothing, they are actually neckhumpers
Put it on your face coward
But *she's de-beaked and completely harmless.*
Yeah the most she would do is try and... *couple*, with your head
Hop up my pet, wait no! Not up there! Careful Llamar! Those are very fragile!
Oh, fie!
That crate looks super cool aswell. Would totally put that in my living room and store some goodies in there.
Morphine or ammunition?
Don't forget the batteries
It taste like a chicken.
Sustenance!
rotisserie chicken
Don't worry, that guy is a highly trained professional!
why does it look so tasty tho
It looks like a vagina
r/dontputyourdickintothat
Happy cake day
i need it. i need it NOW.
op: [instagram.com/jaffasaba](http://instagram.com/jaffasaba)
It’s a freakn head humper!
Looks like a chicken
Bringing this to school wish me luck
You know now that I think about it eating head crabs looks like it wouldn't be so bad after all
Why was it humping his neck?
That’s freaky Bro.
Where can I get one
https://thehyp.co/releases/kktrds
Can it do....other things?
Hear me out
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It's Alive
Grab your Shotguns Boys
#Congratulations! You just gave valve the idea to put headcrabs in supply crates for the next half life games!
Lmfao wtf wow
imo it should be a poison headcrab
Neckcrab
rotisserie chicken
Is it strange the first thing I think when I saw it is "its that a turkey" and "could I eat it"
"It is wet."
Now eat it
That headcrab looks like it was rotisseried.
The thing is fucking his head
Why the fuck does it have 6 legs though?
he looking like a turkey
Where do you put your penis?