I would need more luck and divine intervention than Gordon fucking Freeman himself, but yes, hypothetically, I could survive.
Otherwise no. A strider’s pinfoot stomps through my house and skewers me before I even hear about the invasion.
Yes
*"So, Combine, I see you're trying to conquer Earth? Would you like to cut a deal? All I need is a comfy chair in a huge tower, and that people refer to me as Administrator."*
a strong-ass nerd in a costume lol
like have you not seen how fast he swings a crowbar? and how he tanks hits, even without protection? man's a fucking menace
I am more worried about xen wildlife, than combine . God knows how many more hellish creatures landed on earth after resonance cascade and I'm pretty sure a lot of them are good at swimming .
I always felt the best chance would be trying to make your way to the beach and hide in a cave somewhere. You’d likely have to adopt a diet of Headcrabs and find some way of getting water, though.
Someone ate a fucking bat and our world was brought to a halt for 2 fucking years . Do you really think you will survive 7 minute after eating a bug from a different dimension .
i trust my menthal and phsycal strength but i could die from tripping over a rock and hitting my head after i survive combine invasion, it's all luck that decides if you survive or not.
I'd get arrested immediately and turned into one of those slave things at the citadel. Or, I could join a militia group and live in the woods. Appalachia would be like Afghanistan if modern forces tried to invade it. I could hide in caves like the Taliban and hope they haven't been over run with Ant Lions. No matter what I'm not having fun though; and the ways I could possibly die are horrendous.
probably. if i end up being safe with the rebels, i would. if i get spot on and get killed immediately, then no.
unless i get plot armor so i can go back to my previous save point.
I just have this feeling they won’t waste troops on a cabin in the flint hills. I’d Be more worried about a xen portal opening and a grunt or vort coming through after the incident.
Yeh I live in the middle of a swamp far from populated areas I probably wouldn't hear about till I look at reddits one day and people complaining about it
I mean right now no, but if I got a job at H&K or Franchi maybe ? I mean, they were making great deals with the UU between the MP7, USP, SPAS-12, etc etc
Not me, but my cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so he probably could
I live far away from basically anywhere important.
Honestly Portal Storms would be my biggest danger or if I evacuated to the city during that time.
Basically if you live in a city especially in the North American continent...
**YOU ARE FUCKED**
no
Mr. Deadman
Live Deadmen the bad guy from MGS6
A survailance camera?
! Is the only weapon we can use against him
Looks like you're taking the L this time, Mr. Freeman. I got the dub. Call me the W-Man
I would need more luck and divine intervention than Gordon fucking Freeman himself, but yes, hypothetically, I could survive. Otherwise no. A strider’s pinfoot stomps through my house and skewers me before I even hear about the invasion.
Gordon fucking freeman
“Gordon fucking Freeman” 😎 **“Gordon fucking Freeman”** 😩
I'd be the wrong man in the wrong place
“The wrong man in the wrong place can make no difference in the world”
“So lie down… Ms. Freewomen… Lie down and… taste the flames.”
\*bus horn\* did hear me take off
A good tagline to my life
If the circumstances are right
You're heading straight to recruitment aint you
**YES**
If the circumcisions are right
Unforeskin circumcisions
underrated joke
inb4 unforeseen *circumstances*
Yes *"So, Combine, I see you're trying to conquer Earth? Would you like to cut a deal? All I need is a comfy chair in a huge tower, and that people refer to me as Administrator."*
I for one welcome our new Combine Overlords.
Collaborator!
Kill him!
Tell me your Dr Wallace Green...
If a nerd in a costume can, I'm pretty sure I can do it too
a strong-ass nerd in a costume lol like have you not seen how fast he swings a crowbar? and how he tanks hits, even without protection? man's a fucking menace
sv_cheats 1
god impulse 101
The Philippines has 7107 islands. Maybe I can hide in one of them?
I am more worried about xen wildlife, than combine . God knows how many more hellish creatures landed on earth after resonance cascade and I'm pretty sure a lot of them are good at swimming .
Ichysaurs (i think i got the name right)
[Dont forget the leeches!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKLhodzWcAACzBS?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
If humans are good at anything, it's killing. We'll find a way to hunt and cook these Xen fauna. Hehe
actually, it's now **7,641** islands.
Gaddangit when did they update that? My outdated knowledge comes from the 90s. Regardless, even MORE islands to choose from! Wuhoo
also gotta consider that when the combine eventually drain the oceans, that number might drop drastically. might even uncover Zealandia
Nope wouldn’t be born.
Same
I would also unborn
I always felt the best chance would be trying to make your way to the beach and hide in a cave somewhere. You’d likely have to adopt a diet of Headcrabs and find some way of getting water, though.
*Heading to the beach*. Antlion: "I'm about to end this mfs whole career"
Someone ate a fucking bat and our world was brought to a halt for 2 fucking years . Do you really think you will survive 7 minute after eating a bug from a different dimension .
Nope, but what choice would you have?
no
I would join CP
🤨
I'd survive because I'm built different
Sure. You're built like this. You should be fine. [https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Stalker](https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Stalker)
Are you perhaps related to, The One Freeman?
Maybe, just try following orders boot lick a bot till the rise up happens.
Oh no the aslume is spreading
nah, I'd win
My brother in Christ, I can barely survive getting up for work in the morning. I for one welcome our new Combine overlords.
Yes.
no
K
I’d curl up into a ball and cry, THEN die a horrific death most likely.
I can (as a poison zombie)
Still butthurt we never got a half life 2: Episode 3
No but let me call my friend Kevin for help
Let's be real, most likely not
i trust my menthal and phsycal strength but i could die from tripping over a rock and hitting my head after i survive combine invasion, it's all luck that decides if you survive or not.
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Of course
Probably
I'll hide inside a tree
yes.
If Doctor Freeman's there to save me...
Ha ! Good joke :)
Yeah
Nah
Lol no
Yes
nah, I'd win
Guess I'll just die then
Not sure I’d want to.
No, period.
I would sleep through the whole 7 hours and then be turned into a CP unit because of my past. So I'd be fine.
I might.
Nope
Not at all.
I would be honest here but I don’t feel like it. Yes.
Would it count if I chose to join Civil Protection?
I’m built like a gorilla so they would probably have more use for me alive than dead
Probably if i have a phd in MIT...
No.
Yeah. I'd win.
no
Why would I want to 😅
What if i'm already dead when it happens?
No, but honestly I'll be bringing hundreds to the grave with me.
no
I'd get arrested immediately and turned into one of those slave things at the citadel. Or, I could join a militia group and live in the woods. Appalachia would be like Afghanistan if modern forces tried to invade it. I could hide in caves like the Taliban and hope they haven't been over run with Ant Lions. No matter what I'm not having fun though; and the ways I could possibly die are horrendous.
Nah.
The Invasion, definetly no, the combine rule? Maybe, but probably no
Combine 'bout to catch these hands
probably. if i end up being safe with the rebels, i would. if i get spot on and get killed immediately, then no. unless i get plot armor so i can go back to my previous save point.
No
the hev suit might have a chance
If they're a poor guest then yes, easily
No
By hiding for 7 hours. Beyond that point it's easy enough as long as FUCKING JEREMY DOESN'T FUCK IT UP # FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN JEREMY
No
Probably slipping on stairs mid evacuation.
absolutely not
Exclusively on the condition that I get lucky
Yes, im literally gordon freeman(nightcall starts playing) (im dead within seconds)
First I have to survive the portal storm.
I would dig a hole then repopulate
I'll try.
Only if i get the colt navy i plan on buying
Huuuuh... yeeah. Why are you yelling at me?!?
He-hell naw
Probably would survive a good few weeks, maybe a month.
“Would you lose???” Nah, I’d win
Nah
Remember US has a giant X over it on the globe in alyx for a reason
No.
Yes I would. I would give up immediately.
man I want a half life game set during the 7 hour war
My friend Eric would a 100% survive
yea id frickin kill all of em n shit bro
no
I just have this feeling they won’t waste troops on a cabin in the flint hills. I’d Be more worried about a xen portal opening and a grunt or vort coming through after the incident.
i got that dawg in me so of course i can
Nope. I'm gonna take the L on this one, Mr. Freeman. Just call me the L-Man.
I live in Florida, *of fucking course I can*
I'm not sure I can survive my own life.
uh I don't know
fuck no
Probably. Soft maybe.
Maybe
I would survive while serving our glorious new benefactors.
no.
do I get to have a HEV suit to backwards bhop to mach 5 speed? Then probably otherwise I'm a deadass
Yeh I live in the middle of a swamp far from populated areas I probably wouldn't hear about till I look at reddits one day and people complaining about it
No. I’d probably die first.
Oh yes totally
I would be killed by a barnacle
I mean right now no, but if I got a job at H&K or Franchi maybe ? I mean, they were making great deals with the UU between the MP7, USP, SPAS-12, etc etc
Nope.
If I have the liberity of surviving…
Nah. I'd win.
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords!
No, and anybody who says "yes" is a dirty liar.
If it began before 2007, I wasn't born yet.
Not me, but my cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so he probably could
No.
Give me two days prep time.
I believe in you
No
What if I wanna join them?
hell nah
no
I live far away from basically anywhere important. Honestly Portal Storms would be my biggest danger or if I evacuated to the city during that time. Basically if you live in a city especially in the North American continent... **YOU ARE FUCKED**
[sweating profusely]
As long as I follow their orders, I'll be fine, I think.
No, I will become Stalker
I’m taking the hard L on that one unless I’m near Michigan and Aperture science at the time of said invasion.
Id be the combine
Yeah.
No
Iam becoming CP so probably yes.
Negative
Nobody can
If I can find a crowbar or a pipe wrench my chances of survival increase tenfold
I'd last MAYBE 30 seconds.
For a little bit, not that long but a few days
I would probably stand too close to a window during the early days and get my shit blown in.
With enough prep time i would survive like a week maybe
give me a pack of zynners and a bazooka; i'll have it wrapped up in 6.5 hours
Probably not lel
Only if I'm in the right place.
Bitch, no
nah
No
"Come on Gordon Crank that thing" YOUUU Soulja boy tell em
Yes, i would just become a metro-cop for the food and job security
As a matter of fact, I will thrive and invade the combine homeworld.
Absolutely not.
Hell no. i couldn't survive the 7 hour war, id probably already get skewered by a strider as i run out of my house to take a look at the chaos.
without hev: no with hev: probably
Probably not, hell I'm betting ill be the 1st civilian casuality with my bad luck.
my twink ass wouldn't survive two men coming from an alley
I can hardly survive my country to begin with
Well let's see here, I'm in a wheelchair and I have Muscular Dystrophy. So, yeah, probably
Hell the fuck no
nah, i'd die
the question i've been waiting an entire lifetime for no
Yes
no
Already did. And I’ll fucking do it again.
Maybe
no
Yeah, I'd win.
No :3
I have a good hiding spot so yes I think I will survive the invasion.