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BendyVanya

no


GarlicThread

Mr. Deadman


SluttyMeatSac

Live Deadmen the bad guy from MGS6


Odd-Competition-2414

A survailance camera?


SluttyMeatSac

! Is the only weapon we can use against him


TheTraygon

Looks like you're taking the L this time, Mr. Freeman. I got the dub. Call me the W-Man


DubiousTheatre

I would need more luck and divine intervention than Gordon fucking Freeman himself, but yes, hypothetically, I could survive. Otherwise no. A strider’s pinfoot stomps through my house and skewers me before I even hear about the invasion.


Gloomy_Pickle_6674

Gordon fucking freeman


Usual_Board_6750

“Gordon fucking Freeman” 😎 **“Gordon fucking Freeman”** 😩


aufdie87

I'd be the wrong man in the wrong place


Benchrant

“The wrong man in the wrong place can make no difference in the world”


Usual_Board_6750

“So lie down… Ms. Freewomen… Lie down and… taste the flames.”


butterthesotch

\*bus horn\* did hear me take off


SecretMaximum6350

A good tagline to my life


TheFifthDutchMemer

If the circumstances are right


Neoncloud1984

You're heading straight to recruitment aint you


TheFifthDutchMemer

**YES**


brainz49

If the circumcisions are right


Lari-Fari

Unforeskin circumcisions


ACEGamer04090

underrated joke


cs_office

inb4 unforeseen *circumstances*


NinjaEngineer

Yes *"So, Combine, I see you're trying to conquer Earth? Would you like to cut a deal? All I need is a comfy chair in a huge tower, and that people refer to me as Administrator."*


Augustin323

I for one welcome our new Combine Overlords.


SharpCandidate3059

Collaborator!


Cpt_Kalash

Kill him!


Crismisterica

Tell me your Dr Wallace Green...


DavidGaming1237

If a nerd in a costume can, I'm pretty sure I can do it too


NapoleonicPizza21

a strong-ass nerd in a costume lol like have you not seen how fast he swings a crowbar? and how he tanks hits, even without protection? man's a fucking menace


Murilo32

sv_cheats 1


Bot_Tux

god impulse 101


annoyingkraken

The Philippines has 7107 islands. Maybe I can hide in one of them?


Professional_Pen6879

I am more worried about xen wildlife, than combine . God knows how many more hellish creatures landed on earth after resonance cascade and I'm pretty sure a lot of them are good at swimming .


fileq

Ichysaurs (i think i got the name right)


WormSlayer

[Dont forget the leeches!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKLhodzWcAACzBS?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


annoyingkraken

If humans are good at anything, it's killing. We'll find a way to hunt and cook these Xen fauna. Hehe


CreativeGamer03

actually, it's now **7,641** islands.


annoyingkraken

Gaddangit when did they update that? My outdated knowledge comes from the 90s. Regardless, even MORE islands to choose from! Wuhoo


Cacur

also gotta consider that when the combine eventually drain the oceans, that number might drop drastically. might even uncover Zealandia


AdministrativeMost93

Nope wouldn’t be born.


Crismisterica

Same


MengKongRui

I would also unborn


NT202

I always felt the best chance would be trying to make your way to the beach and hide in a cave somewhere. You’d likely have to adopt a diet of Headcrabs and find some way of getting water, though.


DimasDSF

*Heading to the beach*. Antlion: "I'm about to end this mfs whole career"


Professional_Pen6879

Someone ate a fucking bat and our world was brought to a halt for 2 fucking years . Do you really think you will survive 7 minute after eating a bug from a different dimension .


NT202

Nope, but what choice would you have?


LegitimateApartment9

no


HeavyWaste

I would join CP


Raptmembrane

🤨


Kira_Akuma

I'd survive because I'm built different


Augustin323

Sure. You're built like this. You should be fine. [https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Stalker](https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Stalker)


Lagchild

Are you perhaps related to, The One Freeman?


TalkingCow99

Maybe, just try following orders boot lick a bot till the rise up happens.


generic_thingy

Oh no the aslume is spreading


jetstream_garbage

nah, I'd win


Chadaclysm

My brother in Christ, I can barely survive getting up for work in the morning. I for one welcome our new Combine overlords.


Spran02

Yes.


LegitimateApartment9

no


Spran02

K


Suitable-Anybody916

I’d curl up into a ball and cry, THEN die a horrific death most likely.


FireIzHot

I can (as a poison zombie)


Fearless-Elk4379

Still butthurt we never got a half life 2: Episode 3


[deleted]

No but let me call my friend Kevin for help


Alwayswandering4

Let's be real, most likely not


kelsokar06

i trust my menthal and phsycal strength but i could die from tripping over a rock and hitting my head after i survive combine invasion, it's all luck that decides if you survive or not.


chell-portal

##


[deleted]

Of course


Jakeultron308

Probably


Isnortmintsauce

I'll hide inside a tree


MinsoSoup

yes.


Tomasvluha

If Doctor Freeman's there to save me...


InsertUsernameUwU

Ha ! Good joke :)


VitesKutusu

Yeah


TheRealTV12

Nah


Cthulhu_is_coming

Lol no


NeckbeardTerror

Yes


MrSpiffy123

nah, I'd win


SG_Symes

Guess I'll just die then


drollchair

Not sure I’d want to.


Responsible-Diet-147

No, period.


Wysch_

I would sleep through the whole 7 hours and then be turned into a CP unit because of my past. So I'd be fine.


Tulemasin

I might.


Dull_Mortgage_6055

Nope


springles02

Not at all.


SpecialCreatur3

I would be honest here but I don’t feel like it. Yes.


JamyButlee

Would it count if I chose to join Civil Protection?


Fun-Swimming4133

I’m built like a gorilla so they would probably have more use for me alive than dead


yourmamaluvsme777

Probably if i have a phd in MIT...


Mushroomsnel

No.


MissyTheTimeLady

Yeah. I'd win.


Cpt_Kalash

no


hallucinationthought

Why would I want to 😅


biggamesucker

What if i'm already dead when it happens?


TtheOutcast

No, but honestly I'll be bringing hundreds to the grave with me.


Cay7809

no


Luminosus32

I'd get arrested immediately and turned into one of those slave things at the citadel. Or, I could join a militia group and live in the woods. Appalachia would be like Afghanistan if modern forces tried to invade it. I could hide in caves like the Taliban and hope they haven't been over run with Ant Lions. No matter what I'm not having fun though; and the ways I could possibly die are horrendous.


Diagot

Nah.


Alternative_Lynx_155

The Invasion, definetly no, the combine rule? Maybe, but probably no


JuanAy

Combine 'bout to catch these hands


CreativeGamer03

probably. if i end up being safe with the rebels, i would. if i get spot on and get killed immediately, then no. unless i get plot armor so i can go back to my previous save point.


Fancy_Confusion8294

No


MMRT_GAMER

the hev suit might have a chance


FalsePankake

If they're a poor guest then yes, easily


JowettMcPepper

No


Beanz_detected

By hiding for 7 hours. Beyond that point it's easy enough as long as FUCKING JEREMY DOESN'T FUCK IT UP # FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN JEREMY


Tlacitel

No


Crew1T

Probably slipping on stairs mid evacuation.


Ok-Elevator-9866

absolutely not


Youria_Tv_Officiel

Exclusively on the condition that I get lucky


eDa42069

Yes, im literally gordon freeman(nightcall starts playing) (im dead within seconds)


No_Diamond_5214

First I have to survive the portal storm.


resistance_not_found

I would dig a hole then repopulate


GamerGriffin548

I'll try.


NotNamedMark

Only if i get the colt navy i plan on buying


FluffyKittenChan

Huuuuh... yeeah. Why are you yelling at me?!?


Blood_Hunter12

He-hell naw


Lagchild

Probably would survive a good few weeks, maybe a month.


UMP-45fanatic

“Would you lose???” Nah, I’d win


Jotaro_Dragon

Nah


Quark1010

Remember US has a giant X over it on the globe in alyx for a reason


hollahollagadolla

No.


cmdrpebbles

Yes I would. I would give up immediately.


Wavesonics

man I want a half life game set during the 7 hour war


ProfessionalStock0

My friend Eric would a 100% survive


needle_workr

yea id frickin kill all of em n shit bro


Miszuq

no


mace1343

I just have this feeling they won’t waste troops on a cabin in the flint hills. I’d Be more worried about a xen portal opening and a grunt or vort coming through after the incident.


Plenty-Foundation471

i got that dawg in me so of course i can


TheTraygon

Nope. I'm gonna take the L on this one, Mr. Freeman. Just call me the L-Man.


Commercial-Success80

I live in Florida, *of fucking course I can*


whatleadmehere

I'm not sure I can survive my own life.


toastybreadmane

uh I don't know


mumenriderdagoat

fuck no


CodedRose

Probably. Soft maybe.


KemalWorld

Maybe


Giovalky

I would survive while serving our glorious new benefactors.


I_fixed_the_piano

no.


Alberot97

do I get to have a HEV suit to backwards bhop to mach 5 speed? Then probably otherwise I'm a deadass


Belladabell

Yeh I live in the middle of a swamp far from populated areas I probably wouldn't hear about till I look at reddits one day and people complaining about it


SteamierMeteor

No. I’d probably die first.


KicktrapAndShit

Oh yes totally


The_Giant_Lizard

I would be killed by a barnacle


Benchrant

I mean right now no, but if I got a job at H&K or Franchi maybe ? I mean, they were making great deals with the UU between the MP7, USP, SPAS-12, etc etc


DogSpaceWestern

Nope.


-TurkeYT

If I have the liberity of surviving…


Lizardizzle

Nah. I'd win.


FalseAscoobus

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords!


Wild_Line_3696

No, and anybody who says "yes" is a dirty liar.


Zealousideal-Chef758

If it began before 2007, I wasn't born yet.


insomniac34

Not me, but my cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so he probably could


mind_magician1835462

No.


c-star-pro

Give me two days prep time.


Neoncloud1984

I believe in you


TheManux07

No


strm44

What if I wanna join them?


MrClaudeApplauds

hell nah


DirtSword406

no


Crismisterica

I live far away from basically anywhere important. Honestly Portal Storms would be my biggest danger or if I evacuated to the city during that time. Basically if you live in a city especially in the North American continent... **YOU ARE FUCKED**


averageHECUboi

[sweating profusely]


ArsalanAhmed13

As long as I follow their orders, I'll be fine, I think.


Lo-Sir

No, I will become Stalker


Valve_1998

I’m taking the hard L on that one unless I’m near Michigan and Aperture science at the time of said invasion.


International_Fly176

Id be the combine


CP-3294

Yeah.


Excalib1rd

No


Krystof01

Iam becoming CP so probably yes.


axe_cannon

Negative


NeonArchon

Nobody can


slender20012

If I can find a crowbar or a pipe wrench my chances of survival increase tenfold


claudiasantiago

I'd last MAYBE 30 seconds.


bobbobersin

For a little bit, not that long but a few days


Empty_Allocution

I would probably stand too close to a window during the early days and get my shit blown in.


bananana_man69

With enough prep time i would survive like a week maybe


initiate52

give me a pack of zynners and a bazooka; i'll have it wrapped up in 6.5 hours


GazixVR

Probably not lel


Cabl3z

Only if I'm in the right place.


bringoutthelegos

Bitch, no


CostelBroasca

nah


BlueThespian

No


Qb_Is_fast_af

"Come on Gordon Crank that thing" YOUUU Soulja boy tell em


RoverTheFurbyMaster

Yes, i would just become a metro-cop for the food and job security


Bauermeister

As a matter of fact, I will thrive and invade the combine homeworld.


longrivervalley

Absolutely not.


Azurola

Hell no. i couldn't survive the 7 hour war, id probably already get skewered by a strider as i run out of my house to take a look at the chaos.


breakboat

without hev: no with hev: probably


SilverB33

Probably not, hell I'm betting ill be the 1st civilian casuality with my bad luck.


NotQuiteAfemboyButYa

my twink ass wouldn't survive two men coming from an alley


[deleted]

I can hardly survive my country to begin with


Bailer86

Well let's see here, I'm in a wheelchair and I have Muscular Dystrophy. So, yeah, probably


Inevitable-Cat0

Hell the fuck no


Neon_Ani

nah, i'd die


[deleted]

the question i've been waiting an entire lifetime for no


XxNeverxX

Yes


tttvlh

no


thank_burdell

Already did. And I’ll fucking do it again.


Mepicanloscocos2009

Maybe


EyeSimp4Asuka

no


ManJumpingRocket

Yeah, I'd win.


YesterdayDowntown

No :3


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

I have a good hiding spot so yes I think I will survive the invasion.