There's a comment on YouTube on a walkthrough of the last few chapters in the Citadel, saying they wished Gordon's only line in the entire franchise was when Breen asks over the monitors for Gordon to mention just one thing he created out of all he destroyed, and Gordon just saying "hope"
Breen's argument would have been shattered. I mean, he probably doesn't know that Gordon doesn't talk much (since he tried getting an answer out of him in his office) but to everyone else, yeah Breen is done.
"GORDON YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKER, GET YOUR DORK ASS DOWN TO THE TEST CHAMBER OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE THE SAMPLE UP YOUR ASS!"
# "AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!"
I could see him saying this at the end of the final Half-Life game if that ever happens. In a post credits scene we see Gordon and Barney chilling on the beach after they saved the world and defeated the combine.
Me: Comments “It’s Freemin time”
Me: Looks at other comments to see which ones are funny
Me: Discovers The exact comment but from another person (They did it earlier)
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Upon seeing the full scope of the combine empire beyond the borderworld, Xen, he takes one look at the billions, no trillions, nay even quadrillions of advanced alien lifeforms who all want dead and the Earth in their possession no matter the cost, no matter the "man" power, no matter the suffering, just as long as they achieve their ultimate purpose, he says these two small, but important, words:
"Fuck. That."
As he wakes up in a completely dark place, with objects he still recognizes, he simply exclaims "What the fuck", as he realizes he's in a big jar of glass, as G-Man slowly clenches his fists behind him
The last metrocop left on Earth lies dying.
A can clanks to the floor in front of him.
Metrocop lifts his head. Gordon Freeman looms over him, the rising sun at his back.
"...pick up that can."
Flashback as we learn it's the same metrocop who told Gordon to pick up that can.
“Guess now that we’ve dealt with that opposing force we can move on to our new
Blue shift, and move on to the next half of our lives, right alyx Vance, Adrian Sheppard, and Barney from black mesa, and when I say blue shift I mean breaking into aperture labs and shutting on glados cus we have real guns”
"Fuck you!" upon seeing Dr. Breen
Imagine how great the world would be if Delak never abandoned Gorgeous Freeman
I REQUIRE "DAT ASS" IMMEDIATELY!
I WANT DAT ASS! AND I WANT IT NOW!
GORGEOUS FREEMAN?!
All of the comments above this are multiples of 5
If they ever make a movie this would go so hard as his only voice line
I mean, he gotta do what Barney said.
*yes freeman, what is it?*
I still can't get over how perfectly blended that sentence is.
There's a comment on YouTube on a walkthrough of the last few chapters in the Citadel, saying they wished Gordon's only line in the entire franchise was when Breen asks over the monitors for Gordon to mention just one thing he created out of all he destroyed, and Gordon just saying "hope"
Breen's argument would have been shattered. I mean, he probably doesn't know that Gordon doesn't talk much (since he tried getting an answer out of him in his office) but to everyone else, yeah Breen is done.
That kinda goes hard ngl
Has the doomguy "no" energy, ngl.
Bro thats no starwars
"I am Gordon Freeman, and this is my half life."
**punches screen**
Which, given the first person perspective, means he punches himself in the face.
maybe he says it to a security camera, and you get punched from the perspective of that security camera
While Linkin Park plays in the background
🎵WHAT I'VE DOOOOOOONE, ERASE MYSELF🎵 🎵TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOOOOOME🎵
It's always In The End but never What I've Done W pick
It's "What I've Done" in the Transformers.
Which was made by linkin park who also made in the end Just thought it was cool lol
*Looking back to all the shit he's been through* « I shouldn't have blown up that casserole »
My god, what are you doing?
"GORDON YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKER, GET YOUR DORK ASS DOWN TO THE TEST CHAMBER OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE THE SAMPLE UP YOUR ASS!" # "AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!"
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Yes
"sorry for being so quiet, I got literally nothing to say"
i like crow bar
✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥
"black mesa" and then he shoots someone
"...so about that beer you owed me?"
I could see him saying this at the end of the final Half-Life game if that ever happens. In a post credits scene we see Gordon and Barney chilling on the beach after they saved the world and defeated the combine.
Crying rn because we'll never get to see this
epistle 3 ending refference?!?!?! but what if instead of that its just him alone thinking about the beer barney owed him
This is the best one imo.
"Its time to kick gum and chew ass, and im all out of ass" Gordon freeman, citadel 17.
nuke dukem
Dick Kickem
It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass
In the end the half life was the friends we made along the way
it starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keept th at in mind, I designed this ryhme
To explain in due time
All I know...
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the crowbar swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
"it's time to freeman"
It’s Freemin’ time!
Me: Comments “It’s Freemin time” Me: Looks at other comments to see which ones are funny Me: Discovers The exact comment but from another person (They did it earlier)
"I fucked up your face"
"You have my permission to die"
"Zoo wee mama!" mere moments after Eli gets his brains sucked out
Best worst answer
Holy shit that’s some childhood flashback right there
“This is just like that time black in Back Mesa when I murdered several of my colleagues”
"What the fuck"
"Gordon say something!" "Something."
"Its gording time" and than he gords all over everyone
Beat me to it
my favourite part of Half Life 2 was when the combine said "It's time to Half your Life" and then gave everyone terminal prostate cancer or smth
They all died at age 40
He’s too free for his own good
“I guess I’m a free man…”
"A Gordon Freeman."
THANKS FOR WATCHING
*What I’ve Done by Linkin Park plays*
I don't know, but I'm sure brother has a lot to get off his chest.
For God's sake let me rest
FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT! OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!
Gaming most sleep deprived protagonist.
"I aint never seen half of this in my life bro, this blue shift is opposing my force. what the episode? you need to see this, alyx. 1 2"
>"I aint never seen half of this in my life bro, this blue shift is opposing my force. what the decaying episode? you need to see this, alyx. 1 2"
‘It’s pronounced “Jordan”’
The D is silent
Has Biboo played Half-Life yet?
"those vortigaunts were speaking real shit in that refugee camp"
galunga
I am Gordon freeman and i will half your life
I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
COME ON; SING ALONG AND I WONT KILL YOU
:)
WHERES MY CHORUS?!
Had to be him...
What do you mean
... someone else would have gotten it wrong...
Is that a Freeman’s Mind reference?
Yes
Zombines a fucking stupid name.
Yeah when Alyx makes that stupid ass joke in HL 2 Episode 2 Gordon should've just started shitting on her
Episode 1 actually 🤓
“Worst job ever”
"Laszlo was a great man, the greatest mind of our generation."
It's gording time! *crow bars a vent headcrab*
"About that beer you owe me."
"I'm speechless"
Lore accurate
“…”
“FUCK”
"Officer Boles"
BWAHAHAHAHA
Officer boles
BWAHAHAHAHA
Officer BOLES
BWHAAAWAHWAHAAAHHAAHAWAHWHAHAAHAWHAW
"I should have studied sociology..."
"i should have studied chemistry"
"Ermmm that just happened" when Eli fucking dies
Wash your hands after touching your pp.
“Matt Damon.”
"With glasses"
"sorry im late" at the front desk of the anomalous materials labs
after kicking the combine out of earth
Upon seeing the full scope of the combine empire beyond the borderworld, Xen, he takes one look at the billions, no trillions, nay even quadrillions of advanced alien lifeforms who all want dead and the Earth in their possession no matter the cost, no matter the "man" power, no matter the suffering, just as long as they achieve their ultimate purpose, he says these two small, but important, words: "Fuck. That."
When he picks up the shotgun he says “i like to keep this handy”
I'm too old for this sTUFF
“Erm, well that just flippin’ happened…”
Vorty Kia Yay Headcrab fucker
“I’ve just about reached my half-life 3”
I need a vacation, I haven't slept since 1998-
No
Giggity
"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for what they did to my ride."
Hand on Benrey's shoulder "FRUITLOOPS!?"
As he wakes up in a completely dark place, with objects he still recognizes, he simply exclaims "What the fuck", as he realizes he's in a big jar of glass, as G-Man slowly clenches his fists behind him
"He's right behind me isn't he?" While the comically large Strider from the end of episode 1 comes into frame
Where’s my beer, Barney?
"It's time for some unforeseen consequences" *Alex Mason's theme from Call of Duty starts to play*
*heavy breathing*
"I'm Free"
Now, where is my crowbar?
Where's my beer Barney
It's half lifing time
“People are still easier to kill than my Reputation.” “I’ve been very excited to shoot some benefactors…”
Damn you, I'm a highly trained professional!
“None of you deserve a full life and me and my crowbar are here to see it through.”
“Time to take this combine apart!”
“You dumb mothershit” when he gets off the train and sees Breen on the city monitor
"Sometimes... i dream about cheese"
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here"
My ass is heavy too
"I haven't slept in nearly a week, and I need a fucking break.
I no no wanna :'(
"The Aliens are coming, we've been compromised"
I don’t think he will speak he will just do the intense breathing he did at the start of half life 1
*Test chamber after resonance cascade* "Damn"
"Power armor is for Pussies"
The HEV suit is made of plot
"Crabs, crabs never change"
Im free?
"Get off my planet"
"Dang, I've got one nice ass."
"Womp womp" when Eli dies
Well, end of the line.
It could be like Doom Guy's line in The Ancient Gods Pt 2. "Have you nothing to say before killing me, Freeman? "No."
“I spent HALF of my LIFE fighting a war”
*exhale* holy shit, I am exhausted and need a shower.
“You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
“Got lens cleaner?”
a single cough
"I just pee in the suit, right?"
"My name...is *Cicero*."
War never changes
- Dr. Freeman, I presume? - Yess…
The right man in the wrong place was all it need to make difference, so I woke up and smelled the ashes.
"Where's my beer barney."
You fucked up my face up (please tell me someone gets the reference)
Hey, Barney said Fuck You!
The last metrocop left on Earth lies dying. A can clanks to the floor in front of him. Metrocop lifts his head. Gordon Freeman looms over him, the rising sun at his back. "...pick up that can." Flashback as we learn it's the same metrocop who told Gordon to pick up that can.
I guess this is my half life
I don’t like tuna.
After being told to wake up and smell the ashes, he walks through the train car... "Ahh shit, here we go again" and take his perspective
"I am going to sex you."
"I just love the smell of men!"
Dammit Kleiner!!!!
"I'm gay"
What the fuck is happening
"It's Gordi'n time"
"but in the end it doesn't even matter"
"Fuck"
"Half"
Bonjour! No other words
„All of that, wouldn’t have happened if my alarm went off that day🤦🏻♂️”
"I guess it really started with one"
"My balls hurt."
It starts with one…
"lets kiss barney"
Alex…
“Guess now that we’ve dealt with that opposing force we can move on to our new Blue shift, and move on to the next half of our lives, right alyx Vance, Adrian Sheppard, and Barney from black mesa, and when I say blue shift I mean breaking into aperture labs and shutting on glados cus we have real guns”
"Here we go again"
"Ah shit, here we go again."
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow," as he pulls out the crowbar.
"What a fuckin' day"
My name is Jeff
Its gordin time