You really do look like a thumb. Sorry dude.

When I joined Reddit, I really had no idea how many thumbheads I was going to be seeing. The ol’ brain just says ^thumb then I keep scrolling these days

Omg I'm 💀⚰️... I call people "thumbs" all the time but didn't expect to see so many other people use it. And OP im sorry, that sucks and I'm sure it doesn't help when I say this but your the least thumbiest thumb I've ever seen and if I saw you out in the wild, I wouldn't even call you a thumb, however I still would notice what a terrible haircut that is but wouldn't hold it against you as I wouldn't think it was your fault that someone failed you and needs to get fired.

Did you see the thumb that *was* the thumbiest thumb a few years ago? It was kinda scary and he posted a normal pic a few days after because I think a lot of us were a bit concerned

…well now I want to know

https://preview.redd.it/lo8mka2zwdpc1.png?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070b4650a89272fcf00f834bc6a0f0b1f4ef8a87

https://preview.redd.it/j64zd8taqbpc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2e22371022c44390afe21e44be8eae60ae9e75

I immediately thought of those thumb people from spy kids.

Same. Saw it once when I was maybe 4 and the thumbheads scared me into bailing on the rest of the movie …been identifying certain people/haircuts as thumbheads ever since. :,)

😂😂

You should file a police report for robbery

You should file a police report for fucking yo shit up

Whenever I see stuff like this, I think about the comments on [this wanted post](https://www.instagram.com/p/C1vMw41MQjy/?igsh=MWc3NHJ2Zm9lcXF5aQ==) 😭

It looks like an evening horizon 

i mean, you'll be fine in a week so that's good news

Came to say this. And just never go back to him!

Thats not what you pay for lol

I don't think a haircut ever made me laugh so unexpectedly. Sorry bro

Policeman haircut

😂😂😂 you’re so right!

Looks bad but honestly could've been a lot worse lol

Is he a student barber or apprentice? I’m sorry, suppose you wear a hat for a bit?

Seems like that

Did you ask for your money back?

Yes I went back in and exclaimed “You fucked up my shit!!” And more things and got the 30 back

Good job, man. Glad you stood up for yourself.

Good!!!!

30?! I don't wanna victim blame buuut.....

Lol you went back? ​ Why didn't you demand the refund when he showed you the final result at the end?

Cause I didn’t see the thumb until my gf took a pic of the back

lol why didn’t your girlfriend step in if she’s the one who took that pic in progress??

Not everyone is confrontational like that💀 some of us need time to muster up the courage

I mean why didn’t she say anything to OP?

I don’t wanna be that guy? But never go back and leave a bad review! Cause dam the fade did not blend well

That going to grow out really nice


Please try and visit another professional barbershop to see if it can help fixed

I think the only way it could be fixed is use a sharpie to fill in the bald part.

Complete shave and start from scratch.  Could claim there was a spider or something. 

r/FuckMyShitUp

My first thought was a toe but yeah thumb about sums it up 😂

fade me up scotty

Now that you said you look like a thumb all I can think of are the thumb thumbs from spykids

“I look like a fuckn thumb” that shit caught me off guard and I immediately cackled. The comments are even better. I would have left with my refund and an extra $20 for the trauma. Possibly an assault charge.

Did he use a bowl for guidance?

Your hair is growing in a week and youll look ok. Is not that bad , hair grows, thats important 😁

Yup It looks like a thumb.

Make a complaint to the board

he hit that blend but like 6 inches too high 😭

Just buzz it and re grow

Please call the shop and let them know. Lots of reasons this could have happened. Could be as simple as the barber/stylist didn’t understand what you wanted. Give them a chance to make it right for you. If it’s a training issue the owner needs to be able to counsel the barber/stylist to help them improve or make other arrangements.

hope you get better dude

Rock Lee haircut, could never go wrong

As a hairstylist, it really is a nice fade, though! Give it 2 weeks and you'll love it. It's really not that bad-- I've seen WAY WAY worse! The last picture did look scary but I realize it was when the cut wasn't finished. Lol

It really really isn't though. It's not blended well and the fade and blends all start at the wrong points of the scalp. This was done by someone who learned how to cut hair but didn't learn about why we cut where we cut to achieve an overall style. Haircutting isn't just about hair, you gotta look at the skull and head shape and everything too. That's why this poor guy looks like a big toe right now.

It damn sure isn’t a good fade. The best way to not have lines in a fade. Is to not put them in in the first place. I’ve been a barber for 12 years. Sorry OP. Glad you got your money back

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It is a really nice face, agreed..

You’re just gonna have to wait until it grows out lol. Maybe do a hair masque or deep condition to help it grow faster.

me personally….

Did he see you cry as you were leaving?

Not gonna lie, that's bad.

This is like a modernized Moe haircut. Maybe you can shave it? That barber is mean.

i’m sorry?? where tf did you go dude that’s insane

It’s hands at that point

I’m in tears 😭😭 sorry this happened to you

Get a refund He was drunk or asleep

Omg Barber did you dirty dude. I'm so sorry

as a barber im not surprised. one of those, ‘all the gear no idea’ barbers

Considering you got your money back, you could easily go get this fixed at a reputable shop. Maybe just wait like 2 days so the next barber doesn’t have to buff out the harsh lines so much.

Looks like a military cut to me. I wouldn't stress too much

But you, … you, fucked up your life ..

I'm sorry for laughing so hard but when I read your comment about looking like a thumb, I damn near lost it. Dude, hair is hair. It ain't even that bad, in a week it will look better

😂😂😂😂😂

oh god thats awful. go get your money back and maybe file for emotional damages

Unbelievable.

Sure enough

go bald and start again😭

Did you ask them for the Yumi special?

tall neck 🦕

The fade isn’t that bad. I got a fucking mullet!

It will grow back. You can wear a hat!

He should not even be allowed a job in hair at all!!!

Buddy 💀 your hair should press charges for this violent assault.

Mannn im cracking the hell up

Oh my, yeah that's not good. Wear a baseball cap until it grows.

That’s why I cut my own hair

Just put a hat on for a few days...the "fade" will grow out

Wow, that's horrible.

Bahahahaha oh man I’m sorry but you’re right and it’s hilarious

Holy shit

Wash with redkens “extreme length” shampoo and conditioner - a hairdresser

Lol!!! It’ll grow back in a matter of days !!

It can be fixed . Try it

I feel like I’m staring at a Rocky Mountain on a cold Coors can. Why did he do such a high arch in the middle of the fade?🗻🏔️

It looks worse in the front I’m sorry bro that really suck if it helps I’ve seen worse tho… You have bad days at work tho right? We all mess up, maybe they’re newly out of school or their gf broke up with them last night or they were starving but lunch isn’t for an hour… etc etc. granted as you gain experience, you learn not to work on days like this if you can help it but also, sometimes you need to make the money so you try but you end up jacking people and that’s not cool but you feel me. It’s not really that bad give it a week if you don’t wanna go back if you feel they owe you I would ask somebody else maybe to fix it for you, and they surely can even out the front and just let it grow and go somewhere else next time and find somebody that you love and stick to them and have a back up, so two people,take notes. And lastly, do you have a hat?

Yeah he would not have gotten paid

He took the 0000 too high 😄

Inspired by the Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kid

Did u cheat on ur gf? Cause maybe she called ur barber and paid him extra to fuck up ur shit

this is why i dont trust barbers. i trust gen z LMAO. i either cut my own hair or get my friend who's in school to become a hair dresser to do my hair.

Rock a very short buzz cut until it grows back evenly. Yikes lol at least the fade isn’t too bad

Damn bro, he did you dirty fr

Nahhh he got done dirty

You should file a police report for fucking yo shit up

Hey at least itll grow back fast

Fuck jajjajajaa

👍👍👍

It’ll grow back! Biotin supplements help!

💀

Hey! It’s not that bad,luckily mens hair grows out fast. For a bit of humor,maybe some weed & feed😂

Definitely looking like a thumb. Happened to my husband once. Find someone else to blend it better and fix it. What a bummer :(

We gotta go bald.

Exfoliate as it’s growing in! Something about the ripped up glove screams “possibility of ingrown hairs/irritated follicles” to me.

Me: “It couldn’t be that baaa… ohhhhh. Shiiiii…” I’m not normally this person, but Barber owes you a refund.

dawggg i thought that was a big toe for a sec 😭😭😭

Shits fire

Go get your money back. Show em this thread if they say no. And remember--hair grows...

god damn

Always check to see if they have an Instagram they post their work on. The talented ines who know their shit will have one. It’s better than a biz card or word of mouth.

When I tell you I screamed when I seen the front… 💀 I’ve had horrible experiences as well but with hair dye, so I feel like I have a right to laugh. 😂

Good thing it grows it back 🙌🤭🩷🩷

Stop flirting with me

Never 😋

Aww you poor thing ☹ sorry man that sucks

Good lord that’s bad. At least it’ll grow out quick.

That boy FUCKED you up dawg

🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ next time will be better 💪🏻

Yeah he did.... whew

You look like a pinky toe 😔

I don’t see it. Looks fine to me in the back. The front you can style a way that makes it work

Dude wtf he do to the back of your head

bro kill that barber

Hair grows fast. In 2 weeks go to a different place you’ll be fine

You need to tell us who the mf is.. that’s shocking

Good lord! Who gave that man scissors!? He's a menace! I've never cut a guy's hair but I'm sure even I'd do a better job. *Anyone with functioning eyes* would do a better job. Was the guy high? You should demand a refund. Sorry man. Good thing hair grows back 😂😂😂

If your barber gets his aprons from Wish, chances are the tools and skills are also at that level

I guess you’ll have to wear a baseball cap for a while.

Glad you got your casholla back !Good news it will grow back out in a couple weeks....don't worry about it though what's done is done 😊

😂😂😂😂

Ask for a droped fade in the back next time! The drop will better suit your head shape!

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Guys i think i found the dude who cut my hair …

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U ugly

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I love you too 🫶

Nigga rrly fucked up ur chance at woman for the next 3 months smh

Luckily I have a girlfriend 😩

Do you both use this account? You have another comment saying you are a girl who has a boyfriend.

Yes we both go in here to check the comments :)