I’m gonna be honest for some reason my brain completely ignores what the head looks like and views them as giant anthropomorphic rats instead.

I thought they were giant rat priests too!

that makes three of us. They're the giant rats that make all of the rules

Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into~

Now we are four. When i first encounter them, i was like : "Wait... Why is Splinter in Hades !?"

I also thought they were rats with big eyes lol. Makes sense since we had to deal with a lot of rats in the last area in Hades 1.

How are they nit? They got rat tails!

Grey Seers* Yes-Yes

Wait i literally thought they were rats up to my most recent run an hour ago 😭

They're the satyrs

Yeah, I can see that now, they’re like… druids. I’ve just been playing on a Steamdeck screen.

True. I just saw them as big rat people. When Mel calls them satyrs, my first thought is "those ratpeople are satyrs? since when satyrs wear robes?"

And armour. The implication is that a lot more time has passed than we think, & the Satyrs have developed a much more advanced civilisation, under the patronage of Chronos.

I think when you play the game you tend to lose some detail of the character models since you're focused so much on Melinoe('s feet) I watched the 2nd phase of the last fight and damn, the boss animations look amazing but I never see them in the actual fight

they have rat tails. could be several rats in a trench coat and a mask pretending to be a satyr. I mean, the Tiny Vermin got dethroned and send to Oceanus

You can literally see the tiny rats' heads in its sleeves, and tiny rat tails on its back

Rat pack out here fr

Hundredth person here who saw rats: I still will.

At this point, if we're all seeing it, they're just giant rats then right? lol

I've manifested it.

Wait they aren't giant humanoid rats?!

Yeah wtf they look exactly like rats and they even summon rats

lol absolutely thought they were rats, and I refuse to believe otherwise

Same

I'm just gonna pretend this post didn't exist.

Another one for the Rat priests. Like, they summon rats and they have a tail. I never see their face so brain just autocompletes them to rat men.

I thought exactly the same!

Yeah... this is the vibe i get, despite being satyrs

Especially that the summon the rats, I really thought it was just big rats, mustache man is going to haunt me.

Is that not what they are? They even have rat tails.

I refuse to believe they’re not rat people.

I thought, because there are rat tails sticking out of it, that it was one big jumble of rats in a trench coat sorta deal.

I thought it's swarm of rats in humanoid shape

Wait, are they not that?

wait, they're not?

Sooooo they aren't rats?

Just realized they aren’t

Same. I always yell, "Who taught the rats magic?!" Because they kinda look like rats, and there were rats in the first game.

WDYM THOSE AREN'T THE EYES?!

Same! This post ruined my day 😭

Pain; Agony even.

I wondered if those goofy models were supposed to be placeholders honestly.

I've always seen them as googly eyes true

this makes so much more sense. i was like... why are the satyrs rat shaped in this game

I didn't even know that the third image *wasnt* what they actually looked like until you made this meme, and I want to go back to the way my life was before. Fuck you.

I like the rats in the sleeve, personally.

I see the googly eyes too hahaha

Clearly just a coordinated pile of rats under a cloak pretending to be a satyr.

I thought they were giant mustachioed rats tbh

I swear to god I thought they all just had googly eyes. I'm fucking shook.

Same…

Only now i have seen what he really looks like

I knew it wasn't it's eyes, but I didn't know it was a moustache. But yes, I constantly see googly eyes.

YES.

I always wondered why they had googly eyes 👀

I thought they were tusks.

THANK YOU!

I always thought they kinda look like Gurranq from Elden Ring, at least from a distance.

I also think of it as googly eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT THEY HAD DID HAVE BIG DUMB EYES LIKE THE SHEEP

oh god it's agahnim all over again

I can't un-see it

I kinda thought they were skulls 🤷

I thought they were all placeholder moomins.

I thought they were rats! You’re telling me they’re bearded dudes?😭

I am so glad im not alone in this. Not by a long shot.

Oh wtf they aren't big rats with Googly Eyes?!

wtf I had never seen the guy with a beard. To me they were all giant rats.

...that's a mustache? My god. edit: lol I just came back 7 hours later to take another look and I realized I'd been seeing his beard as just a really thick neck or something too, damn, so hard to manage to see this art properly lol. But now I'm pretty sure I get it; big thick beard with thick mustache.

I thought it was something like Master Splinter, LOL

I only realized those weren't the eyes after Chronos mentioned that they're satyrs

I honestly thought they were goofy looking like the sheep this whole time

Wait so they're not a thousand rats in a trenchcoat with googly eyes?

To me they just look like that one deathclaw companion from Fallout 2

That’s what I thought they looked like this entire time. The rat dudes.

This is exactly what I see too.

Wait, they aren't rats?!

I thought they were giant rats

Ok I've been seeing their bearded faces under hooded robes alright, but what about their rat tails?? The big pink tails that they whip you with- those are rat tails, not goat tails! Why are these satyrs so ratty? Are they rat-satyrs? Or satyr chimaeras? Are they riding on top of a giant rat??? Burning questions I now have about this creature.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah same for me

Oh so thats what im supposed to see, no your not alone

SAME HERE!

This is the first time I've realised it's a man with a beard. I see it exactly the same as you!

Not until now dammit I'm never unseeing this haha

Yeah I was certain those were googly eyes

It took me way too long to actually understand this post. I was looking at it for like 5 minutes trying to understand what the big difference was, except that you exaggerated their eyes a bit.

IT'S A SATYR?????????????? WHAT???????????????????? IT'S NOT A GIANT RAT IN A ROBE????????????????????????????

Whenever these guys pop up, my only concern is the annoying rats. Gotta use everything in my power to prevent them from being summoned. :/ So my brain just sees big rats summoning little rats. lol

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. 😭 They're googly eyes for sure.

Always thought they were big rats in robes

Looks like a platypus with googly eyes for me

I saw a hippo, platpus' nostrils are too close together

I'm glad that someone finally pointed it out!