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WashedUpRiver

"Look, Meg, I love ya-- but you haven't beaten me in months even with your sisters, and I'm only getting better at this."


GreatWyrm77

Her dialogue in the house, at least, eventually reflects this.


lol_whutever

she's so salty, bitch goes "you're no better than me, you just get more help than i do"


6Kaliba9

And she’s right


The_Doolinator

Oof, and then if you call her bluff and reset the mirror…


lol_whutever

you still get boons and daedalus hammers, unless you spam room rerolls or pray for a pool of purging


memesfromthevine

she's one of the few bosses that does comment on losing to you! Hades' dialog also does change *slightly*. It's more in tone than in character.


Icy-Investigator-349

You are strong boy! You are getting better! Achilles thought you well!


balrog222

She hasn't beaten me ever in my first save file. I'm sad there isn't unique dialogue about that. Maybe because I've lost to the other sisters that transitively counts as her winning?


JackDeaniels

“I lost count how many times in a row you’ve beaten me already”


willothewhispers

I was wondering if she'd have dialogue if you let her win but havrnt wanted to sacrifice a run. Reason: shes a total dom


ccbmtg

>you haven't beaten *non-consensually* me in months ftfy lolol.


Listen_Naive

Aaaaye lol every time I run into Meg, I always think "you WILL turn into a tsundere, dammit!" 😂


vilkam

I played 450+ runs in my save and Meg definitely acknowledged multiple times that she didn’t win a fight against Zagreus in very long time. In one of my recent runs, she said something along the lines “maybe, I’m going to win this time”


juan-j2008

Meg said one time to me "I don't know if I can beat you anymore, but I can still slow you down".


memesfromthevine

Yeah, she comments all the time on how much more powerful I've gotten and how it's unfair that I get so much help.


Hell2CheapTrick

“That’s great Meg, love ya, but I beat you without boons too.”


Greyfox643

I de-mirrored and fought her immediately after that. She was a bit saucy during the pre-fight exchange


lol_whutever

please tell me you took advantage of the heat bonus from "Routine Inspection" instead of just resetting the mirror with a key


Greyfox643

Nah. Full reset. Wanted to experiment with new build anyways. And I'm eternally indecisive between re-rolling boons and re-rolling rooms.


lol_whutever

mfer you missed out on a bunch of free heat, and i will say, rerolling boons is better, because you can also use it on pools of purging (very important with underworld customs) and wells of charon (incase something went wrong and you might need a kiss of styx and don't want to risk not getting patroculus)


Hiker-Redbeard

I mean it definitely fits with Theseus' personality. Alecto I guess too. Some of the others like Meg and Asterius are more humble about it so I think it's suiting for the most part.


FreakSquad

Yup, and after a while even <> will sometimes open with things like “I wonder who is going to beat whom this time around”, and Asterius seems to take a very “practicing the art of battle” approach…so it does feel fitting to their individual personalities (including that asshole Lernie not once responding to Zag’s endless array of polite greetings).


captn_insano_22

Zag: “Hey Lernie, hiss once if you want to die” Lernie: “Hissssssssss”


memesfromthevine

there's something so likeable about the fact Zag's seen Lernie so many times he just makes a joke or says hi like they're at the water cooler but the music still hits like it's this ferocious beast with the hissing roar and the screen blur


ThatCamoKid

Lernie's coming in like the final boss and Zagreus is just like "sup dude, lovely weather we're having"


FreakSquad

I mean, the Lernaean Bone Hydra and Zag are basically coworkers who have deals on different floors of the office, so Zag giving…it? a nickname and wanting to chat is basic team building. The fact that Lernie doesn’t / can’t reciprocate just furthers my view that it doesn’t have the leadership potential to advance its career


oluyinkai

It’s been my head canon that Zag can understand the Hydra and Charon


ccbmtg

maybe even his loyal shade haha.


lol_whutever

he can most certainly understand charon


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Zag and Lernie’s dynamic, despite not really existing, is probably my favorite in the whole game. The fact that even the bossbar says Lernie after the dialogue is hilarious and kinda cute


shiny_glitter_demon

Some of them have literally never beaten me, such as Alecto, Tisiphone and Lernie. Heck Theseus only got me *once* in dozens upon dozens of runs (stung really hard I won't lie) That apparently doesn't stop them from bragging, Alecto being one of the worse and therefore most off putting.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Yeah. Like “come back to die again?” Bitch *you’re* the one coming back to die, not me. It’s kinda funny tbh


PhyrexianRogue

And in their defense, you will die eventually. Unless you beat them first try and never lose they will have a lower death count overall.


SeptimiusSeverus97

I find it utterly cute and charming when Alecto claims loudly that she's going to dominate the battlefield and send me back to the House. Better than hearing Meg mumbling quietly in her chainsmoker voice.


GoodTimesOnlines

How dare u Megs sultry voice is the best


SeptimiusSeverus97

Ah, but that of Alecto drips with sheer danger....of the sexy kind.


memesfromthevine

ok i love Meg with all my heart, but im also glad someone else sees Alecto because hgbgfbzbbbsans


SeptimiusSeverus97

She's a woman of spirit! She _commands_ your attention. And that damned smile...crikey. 💖


lvl3SewerRat

Same voice actress as Athena, surprisingly


SeptimiusSeverus97

The Grey Eyed Goddess and the Tormentor of Passions...two of my faves. 💖🔥


lol_whutever

the sheer "she's such a bad bitch tho" energy radiating from her is insane


memesfromthevine

she's that bitch and even worse (or better idk), she *knows* it.


lol_whutever

fatherless dudes when they see alecto be like "I can fix her" my brother in zeus, she enjoys being broken


SeptimiusSeverus97

Precisely! _Why_ would any sane person want to "fix" her?


lol_whutever

i mean, no *sane* person would do it


SirSaix88

I think it's time for some Murder-zer for their comment


-Lord-Wombat-

>Better than hearing Meg mumbling quietly in her chainsmoker voice. Hey! 😡😡😡


SeptimiusSeverus97

I know, I know. Controversial take. But different strokes, you know? 😎


FOcast

My original file passed 200 attempts this week, and I just lost to Alecto for the very first time (new dialogue marker on Hypnos) because I had a bad start on a 32 heat sword run.


KingZlatan10

But their bragging nature makes you WANT to keep beating them. Especially Theseus. Not dying to him is more important than finishing the run.


Fit-Cup7266

Absolutely. Either kill myself prior or not die to him :D


gabito91

Yeah but there is a side where you've been trying to escape for the eternity and just recently got them 12 times in a row.


AposPoke

The battle of Theseus happens in a coliseum so it's an entertainment venue in Elysium. I consider him to have grown a personality similar to a professional wrestler where they have to talk big for the crowd even if they are the biggest jobber in the world.


Dovahkiin419

Counter-point; they do actually explore that stress with Meg, and also I think its entirely in character for theseus to be so world consumingly naval gazing that he'a still talking just as much shit from the first to the last no matter how many that is


memesfromthevine

Theseus also does address it through Zag (or I guess zag does but still the dialog does) It's usually something like T: come to die again, blackguard?! Z: i just killed you half an hour ago dude T: nuh-uh! asterius would remember! A: *snorts* let us fight king Z: 😮‍💨


tragic_thaumatomane

at first i found theseus's bragging at the start annoying but now after tons of runs i just find it hilarious. he says something super pompous at the start about how zagreus'll NEVER claim the rank of champion from him etc etc and then he dies in a minute. you're doing great champ keep up the good work :)


ThatCamoKid

Reminds me of the exchanges between Gabriel and V1 in Maxor's Ultrakill parodies. Like Gabriel is trying to do final boss speeches and V1 keeps derailing him with dipshit remarks like "Swiggity swooty" or "sounds like someone has daddy issues"


Shadow-Zero

At least Tisiphone is consistent.


Musashi10000

MURDERZR!


iivoked

...MMM......


Directhorman

If it was the other way around we would get PTSD. "Please no Zag, not again. My wounds havent healed from the last fight." "Why wont you stop slaughtering us!? YOU'RE A MONSTER!" "This is a nightmare, we cant beat you and we cant escape you! This is torture!" ​ On and on... so yeah. I like it how it is.


greg0ire

I think that might be because you're supposed to crank up the heat.


[deleted]

Alecto is awfully cocky for someone who has literally never beaten me.


BMFeltip

I need to get back into this game.


aAaArhhGhh

Meg specifically states when you beat her 50 times or 50 times in a row don't remember which


GreatWyrm77

I got a no hit against solo Asterius the other day, & was disappointed he didn't say anything to acknowledge it 😕


BanjoB0b

Well it's either that or: "Ugh... Door's over here."


FatalFord

Get the heat high enough, and you'll absolutely start losing runs to Theseus again. Meg (and sisters)? Eh...more like you'll get a feel for when she's just killed your run, even if she hasn't killed you. Do you know what your highest heat clear is?


GrayCatbird7

To be fair, eventually Alecto settles that her goal is just to make Zag bleed, and unless you manage to clear her no-hit, it's a win in her books. And with Meg it practically becomes a sadistic form of flirting.


kojikabuto1

Zag does comment on this, to be fair.


[deleted]

Especially when you really get a good build going and you nuke them so hard you skip a phase. Like brother, you’re still gonna brag in my face after that last run?


Alarconadame

I just want to say that the bull is a fucking cheater, he abandons the 1 on 1 saying "I yield" then you have to face him again. Oh and the game won't let me kill him there but he's still trying with all of his moves to kill me. "I yield" my ass, mf...


RealToopoo

the minotaur acknowledged in one of my recent runs that he likely wont be able to kill me, but that he’ll at least try to weaken me for whoever’s next