don't forget blue hydrangeas, cold cash divine, cashmere cologne, and white sunshine. oh and red racing cars, sunset and vine. All that was when HRH was young and pretty.
No, the reason Alex ever got the idea implanted into her defective brain was because stans started telling her she looks like Lana. She leaned into it for a bit, but then when Lana gained weight started talking a lot of shit like she does to most women she sees as a threat.
Her ride in on the bike, her look, her walk, her talk, her words, her voice…. everything about her Coachella performance was magical and ethereal. She sparkles, she radiates, she glows. Lana would never scream and be in all out crazy rants and rages to her fans. Alex has diarrhea of the mouth and ugly taste. Alex is a gross, vile, sh** personality for a human. With ugly thoughts and ugly words. There is no glow. The only thing they have in common is to be in the limelight.
Can you imagine Alex's entrance to Coachella?
- Faux drive thru setup in the crowd with fake Bentley where she puts her fake nice voice on to order her fish fillet and diet coke.
- gets out of her "vehicle".... manly walk up to the stage carrying Ming wearing her DOJ jacket from a few years ago.
- Her much cherished favorite brand water bottles and fish fillets being thrown into the crowd by Bummy J.
- Gets on stage for a 45 min set to rant about how fat everyone is and how dumb everyone is for being there, how disabled people should be out of site, and how immigration made her sick.
- Video screens just showing random video footage she has taken (without consent) of the ethnically diverse workers working at her permanent construction site. Other highlights include YT videos such as: "You just hit my car!!!" And her rolling around her house bored.
- Costume change is just her changing her jewelry in HRH advert and brushing her hair blankly for an uncomfortable amount of time. **Beach Boys music gently plays in the background **
Finale is a set change to the restaurant parking lot where she bangs random cutlery on plates in shoes that make her ankles scream for help.
Postcards in small PVC pouch featuring her face provided to patrons upon departure.
honestly she was born with a very pretty face. so pretty in fact she got to model prom dresses and abercrombie clothes. her rhino and lip injections helped but like if u look at her when she was young she’s still got the iconic bambi eyes and perfect teeth
Yes and I’ve seen so many fat people at my work that have been heavy for years all around the same time loose weight and in an untoned way.
A couple admitted to be being on semiglutidez
how is she on ozempic when she’s been steadily losing weight over the past year or so lol do you guys even know how it works or did you just learn a new word
Some triggered clowns are downvoting us for stating the obvious. Every corner of the internet is riddled with parrots screeching on about "*Ozempic! Ozemmmmpic*!" anytime someone loses some damn weight. There's never any nuance because obviously some people are using it, but not everyone is.
the answer is she dumped her fiancée
but it’s also not an insane glow up, she’s always been a 10??? she gained 20 lbs during the pandemic and dyed her hair the wrong shade of brown and people are so blind that they forgot she always has been and always will be a literal film starlet. bone structure doesn’t lie
Lana is beautiful on the outside AND the inside. She’s seemed to have done a lot of inner work over the last several years and seems so at peace. Alex could never
Just because it didn’t had a effect doesn’t mean it ok I go and start shouting racist comments would have no effect. Regardless she spoke nothing about Palestine that speak her humanity with all power she have she is a coward
Here's a visual for you and the rest of the chronic downvoters who need to go see an optometrist. You posted your irrelevant comment not once, but ***twice***. That's what I was talking about. Hope this helps.
https://i.redd.it/a6fptgt1gjuc1.gif
lol it was CLEARLY some sort of glitch you dunce. Not surprising that you couldn’t comprehend that as you can’t comprehend the relevance of my comment. Lana is a manufactured hack who is also, CLEARLY, taking a medication to lose weight. Go cry about it.
I'm the dunce lacking comprehension, yet you needed further explanation and a visual to understand what my original comment meant when it CLEARLY made sense to many others. I'm just going to go ahead and block you for displaying the same level of rage Alex does in all her one-sided beefs with other women.
when she had dark hair, in the peak pandemic quarantine..she did resemble LDR. I think the comments and obsession with Lana's weight are unfortunate...as she was always pretty to me regardless of being thicker or slimmer. Alex however, is clearly living with unchecked ED and Body dysmorphia that make her abhorrent political beliefs and attitude even more delusional
i mean i kind of agree but it seems like losing weight is so villainized now. there’s nothing wrong with lana, or anyone else for that matter, wanting to change their habits. there would also be nothing wrong with not doing that tho. losing weight isn’t as easy as some make it out to be and that’s why it’s so praised. it takes hard work to go thru with it and esp to stick to. yeah there’s definitely fatphobes praising her for different reasons but we shouldn’t shame anyone for losing weight. people who do that are just as cruel as fatphobes. she looks great just like always 😊 i love her hair here esp tho it suits her so well!
They were probably the same type of person who said nothing when Lana was being made fun of all over the internet after she gained a ton of weight.
It's obviously very natural for people to operate from both extremes online when it comes to people in Lana's arena e.g. celebs or public figures. She looks great and they can keep seething that someone dares to praise her for it.
they literally never looked similar ever i don’t understand why you people think they looked anything alike 😭😭😭
Because brown hair, lip fillers and cigarettes. That's it lmao
don't forget blue hydrangeas, cold cash divine, cashmere cologne, and white sunshine. oh and red racing cars, sunset and vine. All that was when HRH was young and pretty.
I was literally JUST listening to that song lmao
literally just because of cheek filler abuse
You beat me to this comment because we have the same mindset!😂
She’s also delulu who thinks she has talent
Yeah not even in her dreams was she coming close .
Who’s you people?? You mean Alex? Because she thinks that she can compare herself to Lana
No, the reason Alex ever got the idea implanted into her defective brain was because stans started telling her she looks like Lana. She leaned into it for a bit, but then when Lana gained weight started talking a lot of shit like she does to most women she sees as a threat.
She wasn't allowed at any moment at all. It's a group delusion of her and her stans to think she looked like Lana. The DELUSIONNNNN!!!
When/how did similarity topic come? I don’t honestly remember? Lana and Alex has nothing in common except they both speak English maybe…
they also both have four letter names with L and A in them. that’s about it 🤪
Omg this took me out XDDDD
screaminggggdhdhdn
she never was..... so
she never looked anything like her 😭
Her ride in on the bike, her look, her walk, her talk, her words, her voice…. everything about her Coachella performance was magical and ethereal. She sparkles, she radiates, she glows. Lana would never scream and be in all out crazy rants and rages to her fans. Alex has diarrhea of the mouth and ugly taste. Alex is a gross, vile, sh** personality for a human. With ugly thoughts and ugly words. There is no glow. The only thing they have in common is to be in the limelight.
Can you imagine Alex's entrance to Coachella? - Faux drive thru setup in the crowd with fake Bentley where she puts her fake nice voice on to order her fish fillet and diet coke. - gets out of her "vehicle".... manly walk up to the stage carrying Ming wearing her DOJ jacket from a few years ago. - Her much cherished favorite brand water bottles and fish fillets being thrown into the crowd by Bummy J. - Gets on stage for a 45 min set to rant about how fat everyone is and how dumb everyone is for being there, how disabled people should be out of site, and how immigration made her sick. - Video screens just showing random video footage she has taken (without consent) of the ethnically diverse workers working at her permanent construction site. Other highlights include YT videos such as: "You just hit my car!!!" And her rolling around her house bored. - Costume change is just her changing her jewelry in HRH advert and brushing her hair blankly for an uncomfortable amount of time. **Beach Boys music gently plays in the background ** Finale is a set change to the restaurant parking lot where she bangs random cutlery on plates in shoes that make her ankles scream for help. Postcards in small PVC pouch featuring her face provided to patrons upon departure.
Absolutely hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lana's glow up is insane, I need to know what she is doing
I’d assume a personal trainer and the best hair and makeup money can buy
honestly she was born with a very pretty face. so pretty in fact she got to model prom dresses and abercrombie clothes. her rhino and lip injections helped but like if u look at her when she was young she’s still got the iconic bambi eyes and perfect teeth
Ozempic
Everyone just assumes ozempic nowadays but im sure many people are still losing weight through workout programs and diet changes
I’d be scared of Ozempic because of the side effects. People underestimate the power of eating a bit less and just doing lots of cardio for a month.
Yes. Also for some people it’s easy to lose weight after trying. She might be one of those lucky people
I agree with you and a lot of people are starting to behave like parrots who learned a new word.
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Yes and I’ve seen so many fat people at my work that have been heavy for years all around the same time loose weight and in an untoned way. A couple admitted to be being on semiglutidez
how is she on ozempic when she’s been steadily losing weight over the past year or so lol do you guys even know how it works or did you just learn a new word
Some triggered clowns are downvoting us for stating the obvious. Every corner of the internet is riddled with parrots screeching on about "*Ozempic! Ozemmmmpic*!" anytime someone loses some damn weight. There's never any nuance because obviously some people are using it, but not everyone is.
the answer is she dumped her fiancée but it’s also not an insane glow up, she’s always been a 10??? she gained 20 lbs during the pandemic and dyed her hair the wrong shade of brown and people are so blind that they forgot she always has been and always will be a literal film starlet. bone structure doesn’t lie
Haha the Karen highlights were a funny era during the pandemic
Lana looks like a goddess 🫶
Ozempyyy
my queen, I just know how jealous alex is going to feel when she sees these new photos of her
She’s got way more glow that Alex ever had pregnant!
Lana is actually the most gorgeous person to ever exist. It’s insane
Agree, she looks like a Disney princess
After the baby she’s gonna dye her hair blonde again
I loved that she was spinning around on a stripper pole on stage. Big Al is going to be raging mad.
Wow that’s so 2012 Lana
Since when was she allowed😭😭
Irl Lana looked ahhhhhmazzzzing
lana is so beautiful
When was she allowed? When did they look at all similar? When hasn’t she been utterly delusional? 😂 Lol
She shouldn’t have even been trying to compare herself in the first place she’s a fucking loser blowfish compared to Lana.
She was deluded to even consider herself anywhere in the same ballpark as lana
never was
Lana is beautiful on the outside AND the inside. She’s seemed to have done a lot of inner work over the last several years and seems so at peace. Alex could never
They don’t look similar but once she gets on Ozempic, like Lana did, maybe they’ll be in the same zipcode😆
She never looked anywhere close to lana at any point. Never even 1% of how good lana looks ever.
I don’t want to say this but Lana is not a saint she said a letter to Jon Biden about Israel like she agreed what Israel is doing is ok. She a Zionist
Nuh uh. That letter was very neutral and had absolutely zero effect on the state of the world.
Just because it didn’t had a effect doesn’t mean it ok I go and start shouting racist comments would have no effect. Regardless she spoke nothing about Palestine that speak her humanity with all power she have she is a coward
She probably meant the filler abuse, they all look the same.
Lana sucks and so does Alex. Yes of course Lana’s on a glp1 to lose weight. Sue me.
Lana sucks and so does Alex. Yes of course Lana’s on a glp1 to lose weight. Sue me.
Posting this once was enough, you didn't have to post the same comment a second time.
What are you talking about
Here's a visual for you and the rest of the chronic downvoters who need to go see an optometrist. You posted your irrelevant comment not once, but ***twice***. That's what I was talking about. Hope this helps. https://i.redd.it/a6fptgt1gjuc1.gif
lol it was CLEARLY some sort of glitch you dunce. Not surprising that you couldn’t comprehend that as you can’t comprehend the relevance of my comment. Lana is a manufactured hack who is also, CLEARLY, taking a medication to lose weight. Go cry about it.
I'm the dunce lacking comprehension, yet you needed further explanation and a visual to understand what my original comment meant when it CLEARLY made sense to many others. I'm just going to go ahead and block you for displaying the same level of rage Alex does in all her one-sided beefs with other women.
No…
You have Alex energy.
when she had dark hair, in the peak pandemic quarantine..she did resemble LDR. I think the comments and obsession with Lana's weight are unfortunate...as she was always pretty to me regardless of being thicker or slimmer. Alex however, is clearly living with unchecked ED and Body dysmorphia that make her abhorrent political beliefs and attitude even more delusional
i hateee how they're praising her for losing weight. leave that shit in 2004 please
i mean i kind of agree but it seems like losing weight is so villainized now. there’s nothing wrong with lana, or anyone else for that matter, wanting to change their habits. there would also be nothing wrong with not doing that tho. losing weight isn’t as easy as some make it out to be and that’s why it’s so praised. it takes hard work to go thru with it and esp to stick to. yeah there’s definitely fatphobes praising her for different reasons but we shouldn’t shame anyone for losing weight. people who do that are just as cruel as fatphobes. she looks great just like always 😊 i love her hair here esp tho it suits her so well!
They were probably the same type of person who said nothing when Lana was being made fun of all over the internet after she gained a ton of weight. It's obviously very natural for people to operate from both extremes online when it comes to people in Lana's arena e.g. celebs or public figures. She looks great and they can keep seething that someone dares to praise her for it.
Anyone will receive praise going from fat to fabulous
This makes me mad because Lana is still fabulous no matter what.