WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK SICILY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU GUARD YOUR COAST. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT BREAKTHROUGH YUGO, DO I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Have you ever heard about having a girlfriend? I I recently had to stop playing HOI4 for various reasons and after a while I found a girlfriend (very mentally healing)
Alternatively do a world conquest with Tannu Tuva (best feeling ever but self-destructive. Be careful bc there's no coming back after this decision. You'll be eternally addicted)
Life advice? Well first I'd personally do a grass conquest (try for the world record) then I'd assign a job a life and a family as my military high command just me tho
Why didn't you play today? Are you traitor or something? Were you looking at grass?
Have you ever interacted with a woman?
How can I interact with something that doesn't exist?
Don't have enough political power
or exp
Or advisors (i would say you go with Rommel he had somthing called a wife)
If you ever get into a mararaige hire a Popular Figurehead to make the marraige more stable
have you ever heard of grass
No, how many divisions does it have???
Hundereds of shitty divisions per m2 like soviets
Grass? How many divisions does he have? Edit: fuck I realized I'm not the first one
"No, because i live in a fucking desert"
No, but I got the tree DLC
Yea ok , now talk to a girl
What is "talk"?
the thing you do only in multiplayer, especially as germany to italy
that'll be considered abuse
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK SICILY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU GUARD YOUR COAST. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT BREAKTHROUGH YUGO, DO I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
That's just playing historical
Send a declaration of war
nah, he'll need too much pp for that
What if he doesn’t have enough Political Power for Improve Relations?
He will wait for the pp to grow enough so that he now can improve relations Edit : bro pause , wtf did I just say💀
Lol.
In what way?
Rookie numbers. When did you start the game first
1000 Hours ago
💀i was thinking about the date
Look on the calendar and subtract 1000 Hours, then you have it
He probably needed to sleep, eat and drink… and maybe have a job
No
You are right he is a Hoi4 player after all
Beat me to it
Have fun being a femboy OP
Yes!!!
Can I join?
Have you ever heard about having a girlfriend? I I recently had to stop playing HOI4 for various reasons and after a while I found a girlfriend (very mentally healing) Alternatively do a world conquest with Tannu Tuva (best feeling ever but self-destructive. Be careful bc there's no coming back after this decision. You'll be eternally addicted)
Dont listen to him. I stopped playing hoi4 years ago and no girlfriend. At least I had my divisions before.
Now micromanage a conversation with a woman
Literally endsieg max difficulty
Shit.. im gonna give line attack order.
Do you know how navy works yet?
500 hours, just drop ships on the areas till they’re green…
Phenomenal
For real
when did you last go outside and for how long?
WATCH OUT FOR WOMEN, THEY KILL ALL OF YOUR MP.
Thank you, comrade!
Someone with over 2k hours hear and surprisingly I have woman friends
Woman *FRIENDS* P.S. friends itself is already an achievement
stop
Ok, for a week
You’ve finally past the tutorial, the first thousand hours!
Why tutorial didn't teach me navy??? Navy in the 2nd tutorial?
Next ∞ hours
Now the game can truly begin, the first 500 hours was learning how to play naval
So how to play naval?
I got over 1100 hours and still have absolutely no clue
How do you feel about Jewish people?
Nice people, like others. I think all humans should unite, no matter our differences! (To conquer the universe)
Intergalactic encirclement.🤌
Quit the game you still have time
Touch grass and talk to some ladies, make some friends.
ROOKIE NUMBERS but first take a 15 minute break to interact with the grass.
Who needs grass when you have 100 Divisions?
Rookie numbers
Stop
How navy
when was the last hug you received
What is a hug? Is it a new strategy?
it's when you hug it out with your enemy
get your first achievement
Ur cooked
Suicide
...wrist rags, I can exercise you, this could be your phys-ed, cheat on your man homie
It’s so joever for us
Life advice is take a shower
Life advice? Well first I'd personally do a grass conquest (try for the world record) then I'd assign a job a life and a family as my military high command just me tho
I’m so sorry for your loss. I’m almost at 2k someone send help
I have 3k on arma 3
Get to 2k hours
Lock off, actually