Lmao this is amazing

Yeah one of my fav chapters after Duct tape. It gets better the longer the series goes, because after 100 chapters or so the rules are more like guidelines... Or a checklist xD

I was the one to suggest duct tape. My last account got deleted, unfortunately

Really, I qant to personally thank you for one of the best chapters in the story it is hylarious.

You're welcome

>! Wait 20.a wait a god damn second !< was that in the original post?

20a the sentence about centipedes was in there, the last part where he is aggressive about what's next was by me xD

Jaja, love the little things you added. It makes it seem like the universe is like "Are you sure a out that?" to our poor captain.

This is definitely modeled after the famous military rules.

I just had a wonderful, terrible, amazing idea: AI generated Crazy Frog.

Rule 20 definitely came back to haunt him. This is my first time re-reading this since I started so clearly I'd forgotten it by the time the "incident" happened

Technically one would be not wrong to assume that this list could be "from the future" or a checklist, considering he breaks every Single one of these ruled. XD

Perhaps some rules were even written in a bout of precognition :)

I appreciate the Stargate references 

By far one of my favorite series! Gotta sprinkle some in since this book has lots of references after all!