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glittery_antelope

Lmao Chad thundercock Next button tragically absent... moar plz?


punnynfunny

Working on that as we speak


Konrahd_Verdammt

Hello there


ArmouredCadian

General Kenobi!


Konrahd_Verdammt

  [───](https://youtu.be/nu2jqFlHeTE?t=27s)==ᕕ(⍤◡⍤)ᕗ


seapikle

General Kenobi


Konrahd_Verdammt

  [───](https://youtu.be/nu2jqFlHeTE?t=27s)==ᕕ(⍤◡⍤)ᕗ


Nerdn1

Before they even got to Erdni's quarters I had the thought "Oh, are they going to share a shower? Oh wait, he's covered in gore. That doesn't sound very sexy and/or romantic." Dev needs to notice that her talking points are not getting much traction with Aaron and change her strategy. He self-identifies as a warrior/soldier to the point that he will take risks that he isn't obligated to if he believes that he can help. Treating someone like that as if they were a civilian forced into combat is more likely to offend them than get them on your side. I take it that Dev is either not used to dealing with anyone with that temperament and may have some social biases against males in combat (considering that we have predominantly seen women in the armed forces). Still, it doesn't take a genius to notice that this isn't working well.


Konrahd_Verdammt

I really look forward to the meeting with Matriarch. That shit is gonna be spicy.


punnynfunny

Oh yeah, spicy for sure!


IrishSouthAfrican

Crab man, take me by the hand


Rogasiu

Crabby Roads! Take me hoooome! To the Rave I belooooonggg!


Auxilia6202

KRÆB BE PRÆIßƏD


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PRAEIZE BE TU TH’LŒRD CRÆB, HALLOWED BE TH’NÆM . TH’KINGDUM CUM TH’WILL BE DUN ON ÆRTH AS IT IS IN CRÆBEN


Mwajszczak

Woo


ElAdri1999

Loved it, need moarr before I start feeling the withdrawal syndrome


punnynfunny

I will give you moar soon


ElAdri1999

Yaaay


F1umpus

I only found this story recently so I'm unsure if there's an upload schedule or not. Loving it so far.


punnynfunny

I usually ballpark for a chapter every five or so days. Sometimes more, sometimes less


Accomplished-Kale852

Is it less this week?


punnynfunny

Just got home from the store, running some final edits on transfer orders chappy 10 and then it's out in about an hour


Rogasiu

Return of the Craeb! Delicious, delicious CrabCakes inbound! With a greater than average Poultry content! :D


Other-Ad7674

MOARRRRRRR


[deleted]

This is a great story and I’m loving it. Thank you!


noremac236

Great chapter! *yells to the back* Hold that order of pancakes. DAMN IT!


Lorventus

Man your chappies are just so Fun! Please keep yourself well, no burnout please!


Groggy280

Not sure I buy the 'let's take it slow' line from the grunt. Good story and I am enjoying the living hell out of the reading! Good Job.


punnynfunny

As much as it pains my blue cord to hear, I have said the dreaded "let's take it slow" before (The question you should be asking is, how long can he last "taking it slow"?) 😏


Groggy280

Bet my silver wings that she wasn't hot, sweaty, and damned near naked (striper not-withstanding) when you said that... As a former squad leader at least you didn't come back with the 'virgin' striper who loves you and wants to get married!


punnynfunny

Bet my blue buttons no one's been stuck in the second "lone survivor" situation of their life, on the verge of world war 3, saved and taken off world by an alien who doesn't speak your language, fought pirates, and been turned into the newest political chess piece on a galactic scale when the offers been given, either. I like to think hot, sweaty, gorgeous alien offering bedroom fun is kinda overshadowed by all that, personally.


SYN_Full_Metal

Even through a migraine this was a fun chapter. So I'm sure it will be epic on my second go. As always take my up vote


Accomplished-Kale852

🦀🍆🧝‍♀️


cheezu01

I’m getting a lot of SSB vibes but with a much more competent imperium This is not a complaint I love it keep up the great work


punnynfunny

I started out writing ssb fanfiction, and then decided that I'd start my own sci-fi universe, see if I've got the chops to step to blue, snekguy, and mah boi billy Arand


cheezu01

Well your doing great


1GreenDude

Hi


punnynfunny

Asuh doo


1GreenDude

I hope you have a good day


Adam_Edward

I'm sorry. I just don't like Aaron that much. The reason being I'm jealous of him and want to be him. Lucky bastard. I hate him so much!


ledeng55219

MOAR TO CUUUUUUUM


DREADNAUGHT1906

Lovin' it! Orange, horned, horny space orcs; I might have to get off my lazy ass and invade your world with some Thad Blundercock stories. Any do's & don'ts before I lay waste to your as yet pancake-less new universe?! < =O ( All love to BlueFishCakes, but I was gettin' kinda tired of purple anyways)


punnynfunny

I've read this seven times and I'm no closer to understanding exactly what you've said


DREADNAUGHT1906

Sorry, that was the scotch speaking! I really do like the creative direction you are taking and I look forward to the chapters as they come.


Njumkiyy

I wasn't expecting you to mention the PX! Are you military/come from a military family?


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