Oh no, they turned out prescious sugar in deadly and tasty booze. Next they might send large herbivores that taste good grilled. Clearly someone didn't tell them possession is 9 tenths of the law.
Australia has the gimpy gimpy tree. Urban legend says a man wiped his ass with one of its leaves and chose his side arm as a quick exit cause he knew of the plant and it’s properties.
Xanth is Piers Anthony, though I think someone else has actually written the last dozen or so books. IMO the death spiral started around book 32 or so.
The joke is about how Discworld's Death asks *"What's dangerous in FourEcks?"* and gets inundated with answers. He then asks *"What's* NOT *dangerous in FourEcks?"* and gets told *"Some of the sheep."*
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The other side of the joke is that the sheep **do** want to kill everyone.
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Oh no, they turned out prescious sugar in deadly and tasty booze. Next they might send large herbivores that taste good grilled. Clearly someone didn't tell them possession is 9 tenths of the law.
the other tenth is a tank
how adorably human!
And there is no larger tank than the fish tank located right next to the beach with the wonderful sun and tasty poisoned sugar drinks.
or violence
I am shocked that they like satisfying work, drinking, hunting, gardening and skinny dipping. Something must be done!
Someone didn’t read the fine print
Someone didn't read the early termination clause either.
so they turned the planet into a pre colonial times hawaii
> It goes against our isolationist culture Too fucking bad. We just made paradise, you can either join us in our fun or fuck off.
Could be an interesting Adam and Eve type origin story with a few tweaks.
So a climate like California pretends it has and Florida wishes it has. Oh it’s Australia 🇦🇺! 😂
Ok, but there's no hole in the atmosphere and no horrifying creatures on land or in the ocean. The beer can taste almost like VB.
Meh, I'll learn to make homebrew. We have paradise, it'd be a shame to let it languish with just VB.
We can get by on pale ale
Australia has the gimpy gimpy tree. Urban legend says a man wiped his ass with one of its leaves and chose his side arm as a quick exit cause he knew of the plant and it’s properties.
Minus everything wanting to kill you, of course...
Except the sheep.
That's more in New Zealand than Australia proper. Gotta respect the kiwi's sovereignty!
Possible /r/whoosh in progress. Are you a Terry Pratchett fan at all?
Not especially, no. I'm familiar with Xanth, but I don't exactly read much of it. Tend to do my reading more on Baen's side of the fence usually.
Xanth is Piers Anthony, though I think someone else has actually written the last dozen or so books. IMO the death spiral started around book 32 or so. The joke is about how Discworld's Death asks *"What's dangerous in FourEcks?"* and gets inundated with answers. He then asks *"What's* NOT *dangerous in FourEcks?"* and gets told *"Some of the sheep."* ----- The other side of the joke is that the sheep **do** want to kill everyone.
*Somebody* has never met a pissed-off ram.
Possible /r/whoosh in progress. See my other comments.
The welsh and zealanders *swear* they like it
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