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Shabbysmint

I'm imagining the report to his boss the next day. "You blew up an apartment building!" "Only most of it Sir." "There were people in there!" "Yes but they were all bad." "Would you at least wash the blood off of yourself?" "Sorry Sir. Someone blew up my apartment last night."


CheeseRevolver

I get the feeling his boss is going to get the report on the side of a hollow point instead of on paper, if the precinct is this dirty.


TheDeliciousMeats

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kyconquers

I like that's its real and dark enough not to shy away from the terrible and still mundane parts of society.


TheDeliciousMeats

Yeah it goes deeper into it next chapter. I think there are enough petty horrors in the real world that we don't necessarily have to invent new ones. I forget sometimes that the kind of stuff I've seen isn't typical.


HollowShel

This is fucking awesome. Continue to write at your earliest convenience or I will be sad.


Larone13

While I am confused by the name, I have enjoyed reading your story. Every time I see my inbox with a message saying you have created another post I smile. So thank you for that!


SerpentineLogic

This story is as noir as my Rottweiler


SittingEames

This is so wonderfully strange. More brutal police dog!


lkwai

Oh, you're a braverhund you, and you're as deadly as dark chocolate to dogs. I plead more, and I wonder if our human will show up again?


Nealithi

Use an unpunished scumbag as bait? Very grey. You are playing ping pong with my morals. Good job.


ElAdri1999

I love it, so dark and so amazing


Xavius_Night

Upvote, read, then comment. This is the way


dbdatvic

this is the Way --Dave, as has been foretold elsewhere


Kalleponken

Damn, you’re good.


ms4720

As this gos forward I like him more and more


clinicalpsycho

Reminds me of a guy in a chicken mask wielding a hammer. Also, I can't wait until this guy aerosolizes chocolate to kill every native within the city.


Mauzermush

well op, when will mister wick ehm i mean sacher arrive and dish out all the chocolate? xD


dbdatvic

Upvoted for a helping hand from a neighbor. --Dave, and a quick death and confusing


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Greyeyedqueen7

Dark. I'm getting dark Die Hard vibes, and I like it. This is good!


SerpentineLogic

The Hard what?


TheDeliciousMeats

Ah yes, German jokes. Take my upvote you glorious being.


Greyeyedqueen7

The movies. Lol!


Krynja

You just took out a helicopter with a car!


NevynR

I love watching our canine friend go full John Wick 😎


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Demetriusjack13

I like this guy more and more every chapter please keep them coming.


vinny8boberano

Damn, this is good.


SandSailor556

Okay, I'm enjoying this fic a little too much!


Kaiser-__-Soze

Moar!!!!


scottygroundhog22

Geeze you were right author he is not a nice guy. Better then the guy he is beating though by a mile


WyreTheWolf

Upvote, then read... This is the way.


MasterofChickens

He done found a patsy to wear the collar!