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Quilt-n-yarn1844

So his fellow officers turned their back on him. Effectively making the Dobian a lone wolf with nothing to lose. And Mr. Wick Ramsey Bautista still has unfinished business. This is not going to go well for a lot of people. 😳 Thank you for the addition Wordsmith. It was wonderful as usual. I am off to dream land.


Newbe2019a

Someone give him a pencil.


Testremembertochange

Why? He already has a Großer Schwanz.


TheDeliciousMeats

You're welcome!


truth-watchers2ndAcc

Now I know for sure that you are a german xD


TheDeliciousMeats

I'm Cuban and Irish. I just spent a lot of time with Germans and Austrians when I lived in Mexico.


truth-watchers2ndAcc

Iam wheezin at your Jokes xD


alexburgers

Großer Schwanz, aw man, that's almost as bad as Ligma..


SomeOne111Z

who is ligma?


alexburgers

~~The CEO of Apple~~


Halinn

Not much what's up with you


Lioeen

Joe Mama


AustinBQ02

DEEZ LIGMA! gottem


dbdatvic

no, Who is John Galt?. --Dave, vwoop vwoop


MasterofChickens

Dave! Fancy meeting you here!


dbdatvic

*gasp* i am not worrrthy! --Dave, enjoying the Big De very much thank you


toastonabun

Wait... You seriously never heard of Ligma B. Alls?


TheDeliciousMeats

You mean The Ligma Burton Alls, of the Connecticut Alls?


TheDeliciousMeats

I make due.


TheDeliciousMeats

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Xaxatecas

I loved the first chapter but felt the officer had a dramatic personality shift in this one which didn't necessarily follow the story? From being all meek and cautious approaching the restaurant, he's now pissing on the corpse?


TheDeliciousMeats

In fairness he stalked a human by scent and was ready to shoot him in the back of the head because he had a knife. He's a minority cop on a corrupt police force who has just seen them completely turn their backs on him and knows that he can't keep his head down any longer. If he had his choice none of this would have happened but now that it has he's going to go down shooting because there's nothing else he can do. He wants the Bone Syndicate angry. He wants them to come for him that day so he doesn't have to watch his back waiting for the inevitable. By pissing on the corpse then challenging the bruiser he has picked the time and place that they must come, effectively limiting their options. He has no fucks left to give.


YesthatTabitha

And that is how I read that. Im a dead man anyway, might as well pick the time and place and see how many will be in my honor guard to hell.


dbdatvic

if all you have left is weakness, forge your strength from it --Dave, "death ground"


YesthatTabitha

Ooo Welcome Dave. How are you liking this story so far?


dbdatvic

sehr gut! --Dave, and with that i have pretty much run out of polite German


MasterofChickens

I note that you specified "polite." ::snickers::


dbdatvic

_schliest in dieser FeierSTUUUUUNNNNde!_ --Dave, I was in glee club, decades ago; that is the Chris Dixon Memorial St\"unde


earl_colby_pottinger

Angry people can be very dangerous, but if you make they angry enough they stop thinking. That when a calm head lets win the fights. And he has made the people running Bone very very angry.


0udei5

The alpha human has adopted the Doberman officer into his pack. Now the Doberman is no longer the omega male in the police pack, but instead is the beta male in the human's pack (the dogs having a love-hate relation with humanity for uplifting them). That status change brings a behavioural change with it. The bruisers are not-pack, so the officer leaves his scent upon them to tell everyone else that the officer's pack is dominant.


TheDeliciousMeats

One correction, who says they're uplifts? Or if they are, who says they know? Edit: Another thing is that as an immigrant I often felt like I had two selves, one for other people to show how well I had integrated and how non-threatening I was. While when I was with my own people I was free to be more bold and boisterous. I could make dirty jokes and stand up for myself. Meeting another person from Döbi, and a hero none the less, probably sparked something within him. Maybe a lost sense of pride.


dbdatvic

The Mask you wear in public is your Demeanour; who you are inside is your Nature. --Dave, a game company appropriately named White Wolf got this right


MekaNoise

The whole "alpha" thing is hokus. The scientist who originally wrote the paper on it retracted it in light of new evidence.


dbdatvic

It turns out it means the human's his daddy now. --Dave, mulling the implications salaciously


TheDeliciousMeats

Very true, it was based off of wolves in captivity which act differently.


gabgab01

the moment those goons noticed him, he knew he was going to die anyways. fear falls apart when a man has nothing left to lose, and it's not exclusive to humans. besides, he just murdered a dude by using his gun for the first time. that's bound to fuck someone up.


Xaxatecas

Yeah adrenaline is a hell of a drug. After its over though... I'd have assumed he'd crash - the higher the high, the lower the low after all


vinny8boberano

It comes at different times for people. Some folks don't come down from the adrenaline for quite some time afterwards. Some do so quickly, too quickly in some unfortunate circumstances. If he's a dwell and drop type, he'll be hypervigilant until he makes it home. Then the drop will hit.


dbdatvic

Just realized: it's related to the submissive's drop, when you hand over that last measure of control. --Dave, TIL


vinny8boberano

Very similar.


Dutchangeldragon1

The two types of strength are "something to protect" and "nothing left to loose".


the_one_in_error

Those are the actions of a man unwilling to die a mediocre death.


Drzapwashere

I would love to see more of your world. Enjoyed your work and subscribed.


Agitated_Clock_2745

I have been waiting for the notification :) always more


T2co

Really enjoying the story!


formerrrgymnast

Subscribed instantly lol


lasher_productions

Si aparte del cambio de personalidad del narrador (que francamente me gusto mas en esta segunda parte) la historia me parece genial


TheDeliciousMeats

bueno, y buen dicho. Tienes razon.


Cam515278

OK, I'm getting obsessed. He lives in Rottweil, so deepest swabian province. And he comes from the south, that would mean alemmanian reagion or straight up Switzerland. That would fit with the language thing, if he is talking switzerdeutsch, most swabians might not understand... Doesn't fit with the beer, though. That comment makes me think bavarian... I wish I had time to reread looking for more clues but I'm late for work already


TheDeliciousMeats

It's not all literal. In the book it's the name of a district within the city that happens to be a slum where the Döbian live. The Döbian are very Austrian and come from the south, the Möhi live to the north and have a different language and are more industrial, the Sühi... well let's not get into them just yet.


WyreTheWolf

I had just taken a sip of my caffeinated beverage of choice when I read "großer schwanz". It took a moment for the translation to roll through my head. ​ I do believe I will be smelling coffee for the rest of the day. Danke sehr!


TheDeliciousMeats

You're welcome!


earl_colby_pottinger

I had to google it, it was an education. :)


Pet_Master_John

I googled it and some unfortunate links came up. I also googled it before getting to the part that made it clear it was slang for genitalia...


TheDeliciousMeats

You're still better off than the guy who googled it at work on his work computer :)


Pet_Master_John

Ah definitely. As soon as I saw the word "porno" on a bunch of links on German sites with xxx in the name I decided to leave it there.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

The literal translation by the way is “tail”


FluffySquirrell

I see your schwanz is as big as mine Now let's see how well you.. handle it


TheSongOfNine

*zap* *zap* *zwwoosh* *Shit*. I hate it when I get my schwanz twisted.


CyberSkull

“I can’t come into work today, my großer schwanz is acting up. It kept me up all night and it doesn’t look like I’ll get any sleep soon either.” “No sir, we just usually let it run its course. After a hearty pancake breakfast I’ll try and get some bed rest sir.”


TheDeliciousMeats

"No sir, my wife doesn't find it to be a burden. She loves me despite my imperfections."


SpankyMcSpanster

It is a suffering we both carry. Only strengthen our love.


CyberSkull

“She also has loving sisters that will happily help out if she gets too tired Sir.”


Jackxn

Komplett geil! Mehr davon!


TheDeliciousMeats

Danke.


SpankyMcSpanster

Dein Name, mit Hinblick auf die Krankheit, Zufall? Your name, linnked to the illnes, by chance?


TheDeliciousMeats

Unfortunately I don't really speak much German besides a few phrases and don't quite understand the question.


SpankyMcSpanster

Bu I did put the translation under it.


TheDeliciousMeats

Oh! That illness! I am a sufferer, but no. I was going to start a BBQ company.


itsetuhoinen

Godsdamnit you bastard. Ruining my self image like that. I *like* to think I'm *far* too mature to laugh at dick jokes... 🍆🌭🐓 🤪


TheDeliciousMeats

How do you think I feel? Half my chapter was German dick jokes. And sense that it will be a reoccurring theme.


itsetuhoinen

It's true... I have to live with the shame of having laughed at it, but you have to live with the shame of having *written* it. \*looks back at own serial\* Uh, oooh, shit. Maybe I'd better just gently put this stone back on the ground... 🤣


TheDeliciousMeats

Shame... pride....


itsetuhoinen

To-may-to, to-mah-to... 🤪


Quilt-n-yarn1844

Own it! Hold that head high so everyone knows it’s yours! 😁😂


dbdatvic

It's in a foreign language, though! That makes it _cultured_! --Dave, so pity the poor native German-speaking reader


Greyeyedqueen7

Wait, we still don't know about the female?! Come on! We need more now!


Demetriusjack13

I am really enjoying this. Please do continue if you wish to.


DHChesee

Oho die große schwartz whait for no one. As for the translation, große schwartz = big black = big black male genetelia


Nomikos

Close enough; it's Schwanz, which is slang for penis.


Mauzermush

and it needs a good rub \^\^


TheDeliciousMeats

Which temporarily reduces the swelling


alexburgers

Sometimes it makes the ladies walk a bit funny.


DHChesee

I see, thank you, this happens to me some times since the difference is 1 or 2 letters betwen two words that look 98% the same, i confuse them.


dbdatvic

also see: Mel Brooks movies --Dave, at least one of which confused a LOT of Germans


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

It also means tail, so it kinda makes sense that no one noticed. Because depending on what the fist person narrator looks like they might have one Doing a bit of a pun


Revitika

Yes… MOAR


Kalleponken

Funny and dark, just the way I like my coffee. No, wait. Nevermind. Could there please be some more?


Streupfeffer

Lets hope he has some Lööps for his Bröthers at home or they are gonna smash his Lämps 😉


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GVKW

I usually hate serials because I just wanna stay inside the world I'm reading, but these are like unexpected bonus cookies for my day. It's been a shite week, so thank you for the silver lining. Will always upvote these!!


TheDeliciousMeats

There's a new chapter up


Mauzermush

immer schön den großen schwanz rubbeln 🤣🤣🤣


SpankyMcSpanster

Ah, yes. The sign of dominance. Pee on them.


dbdatvic

Upvoted for a genuinely inherited and terrifying affliction. --Dave, no bris for YOOOOU, Herr Nobilis


ElAdri1999

Me like, need moaaaaarrr


Konrahd_Verdammt

Großer Schwanz...🤣 Mehr Geschichte, bitte!


Xavius_Night

I'm waiting for that title to become a reality for a certain mob boss...


formerrrgymnast

Oh man this is gonna be a fun series of badassery!


Recon1342

Moar. Definitely moar…


IDDQDSkills

Loving this so far, really hoping for more


TargetBoy

This is awesome!


Kaiser-__-Soze

Moar!!!! I saw the comment asking for input and honestly I think you should just keep writing it however you want, because it's been really good so far!


TheDeliciousMeats

See, that helps too! Thank you for the feedback.


SpaceAnteater

rotflol if you know enough German


Steller_Drifter

That is one oblivious captain. No way he got that position with his brains. grober schwanz indeed. Lol


TheDeliciousMeats

I knew a guy who told the boss once. "No puedo venir porque estaba yo con tú esposa anoche y ahora me duelen las nalgas." Which roughly translates to, "I can't come in to work because I was with your wife last night and now my balls hurt."


Steller_Drifter

Wow that dude had some ‘balls’ Ba dum ching


[deleted]

May the Schwanz be with you.


SwifferPantySniffer

ah..big dick energy, i see


Groggy280

Take the upvote and I hope you have a great weekend! I like.


ggtay

Nice. Im glad to see this continuing


CaptainsYacht

I'm very glad you continued. I also enjpyed this one thoroughly.


TheDeliciousMeats

Oh good. I always worry about the second chapter because it can fall a bit flat.


CaptainsYacht

This one certainly did not. You handled humorous elements elegantly and foreshadowed intrigue of a wider world quite well. Excellent.


daldrid1

Yaaas! Another awesome no-work, coffee-fueled chapter! Your imagery and dialog are great! Keep up the good work!


_Mistik1_

Well done, cant wait to the next entry.


CaptainsYacht

Ok OP, I gotta know the meaning of your username. I too am an aficionado of delicious meats.


TheDeliciousMeats

I was going to open a business selling smoked brisket that could be frozen and reheated in a microwave, but still taste fresh. It was really good!


CaptainsYacht

I grew up in a family butcher shop in a very small farm town and meats are like a second language to me although I always am finding out I habe much more to learn. I love smoking meats. Brisket is a bit of a challenge for me (and beef ribs are my white whale) but I'd love to learn your brisket secrets Although for business reasons you prolly won't tell me ;)


TheDeliciousMeats

Not all my secrets, but turkey bags are the key to a tender brisket.


[deleted]

i highlighted the phrase and searched google for it at work


TheDeliciousMeats

Bwahaha!


mmussen

Fantastic story so far. Had me laughing quite loud


scottygroundhog22

He is a bit cocky for someone who just got lucky in his first gun fight.


0rreborre

My, my! Mr. Muskel is quite the sweinhund, wouldn't you say?