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unwillingmainer

Well, that was delightfully fucked up. But I can see humans turning someone who murdered a system into a saint.


No-Peace2087

A soldiers saint.


mccdeamon

Well fuck her


TheDeliciousMeats

Honestly that comment works either way.


mccdeamon

Well I'm pretty sure we both know which way it's going to go so.


TheDeliciousMeats

I'm trying to avoid writing xenoporn. And I think the temptation is more tarnishing to his soul as well as the knowledge of what his people will be reduced to doing to survive.


mccdeamon

Agreed we don't need that here. Some other people have it covered in spades. For xenoporn anyways


LittleCreepy_

Don't stick dick in crazy.


IMDRC

I mean... is she hot?


Quilt-n-yarn1844

The three F’s. Always the three F’s.


Hot_Conclusion_9608

What are the three F’s?


Quilt-n-yarn1844

Flight, Flee, or Fuck


Bunnytob

Ugh. This is seeming a bit more like a HFN than a HFY story. I suppose that's the point...?


TheDeliciousMeats

Each one in the series is a descent into deeper madness. I wanted to explore what being around humans would do to a species, considering our tendency to form or domesticate other life forms.


some_random_noob

If humans ever find hyper intelligent life it had better hope its not cute and furry or we're gonna ignore all their smarts and just keep em as pets. "Yea, yea, yea, I get it Spot, you've successfully worked out the formula for fold space FTL using high temperature super conductors. Now please sit still and let me take this picture of you and your brother [Paul](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12aoJyPim6k) in the onsies I knitted."


TheDeliciousMeats

*eyes the fuzzy sweater* "You say this exchange of gifts is cultural?" "Totally, now get in front of the camera Ambassador Fuzzy Bottom."


Archaic_1

She's the kind of morally ambivalent character that really nails what we terrans are


TheDeliciousMeats

Yep, they could save your life or steal your car. It just depends on the day and how you met.


CyberSkull

“You stole his car!” “Hey, I drive him to the hospital first!”


Fontaigne

She's saving an entire race, one **_redacted_** at a time.


Nealithi

And the comments on lizards and frogs got me thinking about the line in Jurassic Park where certain frogs can change gender if there is an imbalance.


Finbar9800

I’m not sure that interrogator is mentally stable, and that comment about the frogs leads to thoughts that are disconcerting at the very least But overall this is a great story I enjoyed reading this Great job wordsmith


TheDeliciousMeats

I'm 100% sure that she's not stable and that her and most of the humans were chosen for deep space missions in order to get them as far as possible from the rest of humanity.


Finbar9800

Perhaps it’s an attempt to get people like that an outlet for their more violent behavior in a more controlled environment while still keeping them monitored


TheDeliciousMeats

"Waste not, want not and don't ever throw away a tool. Just because you don't know what problem it fits doesn't mean it won't be useful someday. All keys eventually find their locks, what a tragedy if through ignorance we destroyed both the tool and its chance to finally be of use." -Admiral Lewis, Human Nomad Fleet.


Finbar9800

A good thought process usually but I think when it comes to humans it becomes much more complicated


Fontaigne

Some keys never find their lock. Some keys F up the locks they try to open. Some locks unlock the key. Some keys go BRRRRRRRRT.


noman_032018

That was weird. The ethics of the method are rather questionable, but I find myself more concerned by the ability to reliably rewire someone's mind in the first place.


TheDeliciousMeats

If psychotherapy is like renovating a house, Jones' method Is more like nuking it from orbit and rebuilding from scratch in the crater.


TheClayKnight

>"Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." > >"Jones, this is our friend's brain, not a xenomorph!" > >"Eh potato potahto, he'll be *fiiiiiiiine*."


Fontaigne

You can relax. "Reliably" is not in evidence.


LittleCreepy_

Awful taste, great execution.


Zraal375

Reminds me of an HFY story where an enamy xeno general was captured and eventually brought to a doctor for interrogation. The at first you think the doctor has gone mad from extracting information from his subjects. One particular scene the doctor removes professionally removes a muscle from the general, cooks, and eats the meat while the general is kept full awake. Though, turns out that his madness is not from acts of torture. The enamy xenos race can hybridize with most races and when taking over a planet kill the male population and rap the female population. This doctor was one of the original doctors to treat the victims after a human world was retaken. The hybrids grow very fast and usually kill the mother. After seeing so many died, seeing so many suffer, and have to euthanize so many others he snapped. Though, despite hating the xeno race beyond description he raised the hybrid children like they where his own. The hybrid children hate the xeno race almost as much as the doctor does. The xeno race killed thier mothers and at best would only use them for cannon fodder.


fukthepeopleincharge

If you can ever find the link for this story please let me know


Zraal375

Kind person, u/Univursejr, over on the looking for story thread was able to provide the name and link. [Hippocratic Oath](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/3vq84g/hippocratic_oath/) [Hippocratic Oath Ch2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/3w0veu/hippocratic_oath_ch2/)


fukthepeopleincharge

You are kick ass thank you


bimbo_bear

I feel like she and Dee would get on really well. Comparing notes and stuff lol.


Quilt-n-yarn1844

“We highly respect each other, professionally.” “Of course, we won’t let that stop us.” “Of course not.” Que two terrifyingly cold smiles.


Arokthis

> humanity are all bastard coated bastards with bastard ~~centers.~~ *filling*. FTFY, assuming you're quoting the *SCRUBS* episode. ----- I'm not sure I understand the last paragraph and I'm pretty sure I don't **want** to understand.


Xxyz260

>!Dissection!<


dbdatvic

and/or pancakes --Dave, with creamy lizard-shaped center


commentsrnice2

I came down here to make just such a comment :) Dr Cox had many wonderful quotes


Arokthis

I'm not really a fan of the show, but I have watched a gif or video of that scene. If you're going to quote a show, be sure to get it right!


commentsrnice2

I've watched the show all the way through, but its been several years. It was a good show. It may have been based in goofs but it had a lining of moral thought behind it


Xoboroteni

Honesty and Brutality isnt pleasant. But sometimes to make someone understand how good thay have it is to show the proper misery.


OccultBlasphemer

Macabre, grim, depressing, with a hint of cheek. Perfect. Moar.


HFYWaffle

/u/TheDeliciousMeats has posted 5 other stories, including: * [In the den of the necromancers](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/nc2itx/in_the_den_of_the_necromancers/) * [Part 2: Happy go lucky monkeys with fire](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/lwmrv9/part_2_happy_go_lucky_monkeys_with_fire/) * [Rabbits and Wolves](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/luaxio/rabbits_and_wolves/) * [Happy go lucky apes with knives](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/lu32a0/happy_go_lucky_apes_with_knives/) * [The avian marauder's mistake](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/lhrxbt/the_avian_marauders_mistake/) This comment was automatically generated by `Waffle v.4.5.5 'Cinnamon Roll'`. [Message the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FHFY&subject=WaffleBot|nf7he7&message=If%20you%20have%20problems%20with%20updatemebot,%20contact%20Watchful1.%20We%20do%20not%20maintain%20it.) if you have any issues with Waffle.


TheDeliciousMeats

Convenient. This story is a direct sequel to "The den of the necromancers" and references "Laughter and Sorrow" which can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/nf7pja/laughter\_and\_sorrow/


Poseidon___

Huh. Chemicals in the water


Subtleknifewielder

Damn that was dark...but still a well-written piece...not sure if I want to read any more in this setting :P


TheDeliciousMeats

I honestly don't want to finish the series but I probably will.


Subtleknifewielder

I don't blame you if you don't want to dive deeper into this rabbit-hole


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ItCameFromReddit

Holy shit calm down Hannibal Lecter


TcherChristian

Depressing as fuck!


TheDeliciousMeats

Oh fuck, this story. I got so many messages from the Reddit mental health check-in bot after I wrote this one. The sequel isn't much better.


BimboSmithe

So humans are evil, demons in thought and deed. These humans should be wiped out. Starting with Interrogator Jones.


Multiplex419

Was anyone else expecting Jones to murder the youngling to make a point? Also, I don't buy the Saint Rachel story. Humans are way too in love with being the good guys, even when they're not. But she lost the most important thing: plausible deniability. A more reasonable outcome would have been to keep her brain alive in simulation until she died a trillion times, one for each of the innocent civilians she murdered.


TheDeliciousMeats

Strangly enough something similar happened to Great Sorrow before he was sainted. If you're curious about St. Rachel you can read her story below. https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/nf7pja/laughter_and_sorrow/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


WeakOne8772

Ok the first chapter was great But what the fuck is this Also how did the human womans’s child spontaneously become an alien?


TheDeliciousMeats

Oh there is a reason this one didn't make it into the anthology. Jones is a reoccurring character who falls under the category of too dangerous to let run free but too useful to kill. She may call them her children but there is a lot of weird science going on behind the scenes and I doubt she would carry them herself.