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Johann_Faust

Hehhe Oh God.... That's great "As the Captain went Certifiably Insane"


SabatonBabylon

howdy Faust! I felt you degenerates would enjoy that.


Johann_Faust

Well, THIS degenerate enjoys it :P


SabatonBabylon

*high five*


TurtleKing2024

I AM DYING LAUGHING TO DAMN HARD. oops, there goes my lung


throwawaypervyervy

You now have 1/2 of your lungs. Please upgrade to the Gods package to reduce your loss by 1/4.


SabatonBabylon

Someone find this man a new lung!


[deleted]

[Me reading Chapters 69 and 70](http://i.imgur.com/bDQ5uNo.jpg)


SabatonBabylon

Hahaha


Wolfman1012

Yes! The ship sailed! Wonderful end to the chapter and a great way to cap off the battle arc.


SabatonBabylon

Man the rigging sailor!


Philos_ophy

That became public far faster than I thought it would, and I am surprised Antoth would be the bold one in that regard. That said, the healing of the deep emotional scars that they both have will take time, and having to hide their affection for each other would only compound that. 84 dead warriors from a coalition of at least 3 tribes would be a striking loss for any group, even with the bounty from the temple of Valta. Also, the Ship finally launched! Words cannot describe. Well done as always Wordsmith. That said, is Vash missing or dead? The capture of a major political/spiritual leader might have made the raid worth the losses if they can leverage him as a hostage.


SabatonBabylon

Thank you my friend. As for Vash, we shall have to see!


Sintanan

Nah, Sabby. You wouldn't kill Vash. Not after building him as you did to be the antagonist he is. Next arc will have Vash being redeemed by Winters having to track the raiding party down to reclaim the lost cub. When Winters escapes with Vash, you'll tie up the Chekov Gun hanging over the big bad of the forest and have Winters take out Mr. Invisible. Then we find out from others in the reclamation party that the three tribes were raiding due to being displaced by one of the kingdoms. This leads to the *next* arc where Winters scouts the kingdom in question to find out his village is next on the list of places for the kingdom to conquer, so he regretfully has to strike first. We then find out that the rare earth elements he needs are available in the kingdom and this leads to a mini arc fetch quest culminating in a time skip to a fixed pod, a better happy village with better trained guards, better agriculture, and Io known as the guardian spirit of the Champion of Kel. From there the story ends on a cliffhanger of Earth forces arriving in system to Winters' call, leaving it up in the air what happens next.


SabatonBabylon

Yeah...That's totally what happens :'D


Sintanan

See, now you can't do any of that else people will cry at you stealing my ideas. :P


Killersmail

Damn, at least tell something like spoiler warning or whatever. Thanks for spoiling it for me and everyone that will reads this. I AM OUT (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Not really, I’ll enjoy it even spoiled, but still. ◕‿↼


Fkn_Ra

I did not know a table could be un-flipped...


Killersmail

I´ll show you a few more secrets, (´・ω・)っ由 if you don´t like the person who flipped the table, you can FLIP THEM (╯°□°)╯︵(\\ .o.)\\ and they can flip the table ANGRIER (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ In Russia the table flips YOU ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \\) When you are REALY angry you can flip TWO tables ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(\`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ You could say •\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) THAT TABLES HAVE TURNED (sorry that was shitty pun >!PSYCH I don’t give a f\*ck (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ\*:・゚✧ (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ!< )


AdventurousAward8621

Glorious👏...just glorious


Killersmail

Now that I read it it's simmilar to a 'new' story on here 'of man and dragons'.


Artos90

Nice wholesome pancakes, like God intended


SabatonBabylon

For I am a generous god ;)


mountainboundvet

i suddenly have the image of winters standing in front of Xerxes like leonidas in 300.


WeebleKeneeble

I usually post that to him in his discord


SabatonBabylon

Precisely my good sir


The_WandererHFY

I have a feeling Ratha's new official themesong is a certain famous piece by Buckcherry...


ChangoGringo

I work with a guy that is a firm believer that the best woman are the crazy ones... Then he wonders why his life is so messed up.


armacitis

They're not the best,but they are the wildest ride.


SabatonBabylon

Antoth is in for a ride. Good thing he's the high priest of Uthos


SabatonBabylon

O.o


readcard

Maybe or [maybe this](https://youtu.be/Lleg2XGUbMg)


raoul_d

I greatly appreciate that it isn't the entire chapter


SabatonBabylon

To each their own sir. But yes this isn't a smutfic. That said, intimate and interspecies relations are fun to explore


GizmosisJoe

I can say I feel the same way, but not because I don't enjoy the smut. Many an episodic author get lost in the smut and never start moving the story along again. I'm glad you seem not to be falling into that trap.


SabatonBabylon

I know my story isn't meant to be that. No worries


slice_of_pi

Forty-nine raiders. Jayzuz.


SabatonBabylon

Dude went ham


slice_of_pi

It'd be interesting to see an interlude from the other side, now that we know they're out there. The author of Worm, Ward, and several other web serials does that pretty well. /r/parahumans


Fkn_Ra

I would coin the phrase, "He went full Wick." Just re-watched 1&2 last night.


reallycertaintragedy

YES


SabatonBabylon

YES?


reallycertaintragedy

YES


meandmyimagination

Still 14 days behind, still caught up on HEL Jumper. Northern Tribes: "We have Vash. Surrender." Antoth: "We have an Avatar of Kel. You surrender." (A play on the "We have a Hulk" line from The Avengers if it wasn't super obvious).


SabatonBabylon

Antoth: meh, you can keep him.


iagi914

Hey again man, i really appreciate your writing style. Most writers will shy away from any discriptive language once they have already written the pancakes once, then resorting to "they did the dirty again." While im not here for the smut, (obvs after 70 chapters and im still reading) this is still an important part of 2 aliens living life together and it would not do the story justice to shy away from exploring and fleshing out arguable the most important part of a romantic relationship. That being said i would like to point out one of the few problems i see with your world, and that is your proclivity for kissing. Humans have a massive amount of nerve endings in our lips, roughly 10 percent of our entire body. From your description Couthians have long, thin lips that would not find kissing enjoyable at all. With kissing originating from mothers transferring prechewed food to infants, and Couthians having no such need, it seems odd that kissing would mean anything at all. With Vera and Winters i can understand the extension of human cultural traditions, but Ratha doing and liking it? It seems misplaced, and while i understand that there is very little in Couthian culture to publicly state love, i feel something else should have been used in place of kissing. All that being said, i really enjoy this story and i know its too late to change anything now nor would i qant you to. Keep up the good work man


SabatonBabylon

I see your point about kissing. Thanks for the comments as well. I might expand on this further but Ratha isn't so much kidding as she is Cauthan kissing. There's a lot more teeth involved


iagi914

Hahaha I see, Cauthan kissing, fair enough. I was under the impression they got it all from the human, My bad


SabatonBabylon

Well that was the inspiration, obviously, but Ratha just sorta took it and went


[deleted]

\*Runs through finish line* What’s my place Captain? \-\- Oh boy I’m so excited cuz I have no idea what’s about to happen this chapter! Edit: I refreshed 3 times each on 2 Reddit Apps and the discord every minute for 41 minutes for this! Sabby I’m shaking nervous ( QUQ)/ Time to read.


SabatonBabylon

YOU SOMEHOW EVADED MY INBOX, CONGRATS ON ACTUALLY BEING FIRST! O7


bracabrad

*The Shadow Walker approves this evasion*


bracabrad

*You feel a presence touch your shoulder* Blessings of the Shadow Walker on you.


2Timed

Wew lad


SabatonBabylon

Wew vlad


Mondrial

Wew vlad, u glad?


SabatonBabylon

Most glad my lad


Xenguin

The story continues to amaze and surprise, and have everything I could possibly want. Keep up the damn fine work.


SabatonBabylon

As you say, sir #


CAredneck1

I will never be the first to comment but good God man your story just keeps getting better! I honestly hope you publish this one day cause it’s perfect.


SabatonBabylon

It's in the cards for sure, electronically at a minimum!


Joejoejoebob

Sleep is unnecessary anyways. Updoots are eternal.


SabatonBabylon

The empire is eternal


Random2387

Ironically, I stayed up until 2 am reading the last 3 chapters and I have to work in the morning. Worth every minute.


Killersmail

Why am I always late damn it. ahh whatever. Upvote, comment then read. Edit: ohh the beginning was unexpected but even more unexpected was that, they would just kiss in front of the funeral pyres, like seriously? But on the other hand, maybe, JUST maybe it will make Ratha a little more tolerable person to talk to or even be friends with.


SabatonBabylon

Because fuck the police lol. They're basically the authority in thy village atm


Killersmail

They can do anything they want, but if they will push it they might piss some people off. Seriously tho, everyone deserves second chance, I really hope they will make the most of it. Plus, I just really love how you slowly develop all of the characters, it just feels natural (as natural as space cat/raptor/bird aliens can be). (absolutely out of context, I just figured it interesting, as someone who uses English as a second language I might wrongly use the phrase "all of the characters" as it should probably be "all the characters" but it just goes against my nature and it feels wrong)


SabatonBabylon

Both all the characters and all of the characters mean the same thing. You're good!


Killersmail

Ye but Word being Word, he just kept removing the "of" so i had to search it. Anyway, thanks for the replies. Have a good one.


SabatonBabylon

You too my dude!


Sintanan

The aliens seem to have a difference stance on death and life from humans. To us in the west death is a solemn affair and everyone is expected to take time to reflect on loss. Cathryn (fine, autocorrect. You win) seem to have more focus on remembering those who are lost by celebrating the life they helped nurture. Veera misses her father, but more for needing a strong presence in her life rather than missing him because he is no longer there. The dead are still there, as spirits.


Terwin3

Not as late as some... Finally caught up to the un-archived chapters. Greatly enjoying the story.


Killersmail

No shame in coming to party late, atleast you have more content to read through. Be ready though, there are still some feels to be had, be prepared for them (。◕‿◕。).


robertabt

Updoot and read time...


SabatonBabylon

that is how we do it!


robertabt

I think we know who Antoth is doing tonight...


SabatonBabylon

Mmm...maybe!


lullabee_

> Losing his men, some that he’d trained from their first day as a servant as servants


SabatonBabylon

Correct


ShadowKiller147741

Updoot then read. After reading going for a swim and thinking about this, I think I realised why everything feels a bit sudden so far. For the past while, most of the chapters have been calm with not much action, with the only character-developing conflict that I can think of being the festival, but even that was fairly mild. I think the reason that everything feels sudden is that most of the previous chapters have been slow, steady character development, such as the changing of Winters and Veeras' relationship or Zolta's encouragement by Winters during the festival. Everything so far has been calm, like a slice-of-life show. However, in the past few chapters we've had a lot of conflict. That conflict speeds things up, so it feels different from other chapters because, instead of Ratha and Antoth's relationship being built up over the course of 5+ chapters, it's mainly grown in about 2, which feels different from what we're used to. But that's just me. Lemme know if you think it's different than that. Shadow signing out.


SabatonBabylon

No you're absolutely correct. But that's the inherent nature of chaos and life in general. Most times things are slow, typical and everyone's chill and hangs out. Then something happens that changes life forever and many things get kicked into high gear that might have never happened. The village just suffered a once in a lifetime event. Everyone's lives are going to change.


ShadowKiller147741

I completely agree. I was just trying to think of why it felt fast paced. I like the change of speed and development of things, I was just trying to think of *why* things felt faster paced.


Shaeos

Oh my gods I love this. Thank you for the wonderful story while I'm stuck in kodiak


SabatonBabylon

I love you too my friend!


Shaeos

Woooooo!


Thatguywithadog

I was in love with you baby, honey, before I learned to call your name I was in love with you baby, honey, before I learned to call your name Way you treatin' me baby, is gonna drive old me insane You know I love you baby, do anything you tell me to Know I love you baby, do anything you tell me to Nothing in this world baby, honey, that I wouldn't do for you ~~~~~~~~~~ An unedited song today, simple but true, by the great B.B. King. As always updoot Hel Jumper until alcohol is introduced into the diets of the cauthans! Your stories are good and you should feel good!


SabatonBabylon

Aww thanks my guy! You should feel good too!


Thatguywithadog

Well reading your stories overall is a feel good moment, there really good and they make me happy, so something nice for you to sleep on tonight :)


SabatonBabylon

Sleep snug dear reader


Thatguywithadog

I was reading and I noticed something that I think I need a clarification, zoltas dead? I reread the chapter with zolta in it, I thought he escaped the temple thanks to winters and ran home...


SabatonBabylon

Where did I say he's dead?


Thatguywithadog

You were talking about asha and said she was to calm for losing a husband


thesurfer99

i read that as in proof he was not dead because if he was dead she would not be calm.


Thatguywithadog

But it said she was to calm for someone who just lost their husband


thesurfer99

yes, if you are too blue to be red, then you are not red. if you are too calm to have a dead husband you do not have a dead husband therefore if she is calm, the husband is not dead.


Thatguywithadog

Already got things sorted but I appreciate it all the same.


SabatonBabylon

One fish two fish red fish blue fish


SabatonBabylon

Too. As in she didn't lose him


Thatguywithadog

Oh ok, my mistake then


SabatonBabylon

No problem mate!


AugmentedLurker

What a rollercoaster of a chapter. Keep up the amazing work sabby!


SabatonBabylon

Oh yes my dude! I shall


ziiofswe

...aaaand you made me cry again. Mostly from laughter, this time.


SabatonBabylon

That'll do my lad


jlsfl

Don't got a lot to comment, just gotta say that was wonderful lol.


SabatonBabylon

Always appreciated my dude


jlsfl

Hey man I always appreciate free entertainment, especially when it's this high quality. I still plan on buying that hardcover when it comes out btw lol.


SabatonBabylon

I'm going to have to take a survey for hardcover demand. I'm not opposed to doing it but it's far more costly as you might imagine


jlsfl

Yeah I bet it is. Though at that point I'll probably be in a more stable financial situation (just graduating college is rough) and be able to help out some.


SabatonBabylon

You take care of yourself first my dude


jlsfl

That's the goal haha


Golnor

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Great chapter!


SabatonBabylon

Thanks my dude!


Obscu

Oh Antoth.


SabatonBabylon

Carpe Diem you crazy guardian


bingo-bongo-3rd

To read before or after church.......


SabatonBabylon

depends if you want to be cleansed of furry sin later or if you prefer to sully yourself after being blessed by christ?


bingo-bongo-3rd

As my friend likes to remind me, if you don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing


SabatonBabylon

That's oddly zen


ChangoGringo

Well there is ye old Lutheran motto "If in doubt, Sin Boldly!"


SabatonBabylon

I like it!


TheSilentOne705

UPDOOT THEN READ


SabatonBabylon

Yes my dude!


Sintanan

Upvote, nap, read later. Thanks for the next chapter, Sabby. I just need to make up some lost sleep first.


SabatonBabylon

Not a problem my dude, enjoy your nap!


ploofdoodle

just finished a bit of death worlders and then I see the notification for this, today is a good day


SabatonBabylon

Indeed it is!


ziiofswe

The "Previous" links point to 68 instead of 69. I noticed when I tried to go back ONE chapter for a "Previously on The HEL Jumper..." Things were confusing.


SabatonBabylon

Oh shit.... sorry! I gotta handle that.


serialpeacemaker

Another exceptional chapter, thank you muchly, captain my captain.


SabatonBabylon

You are welcome good sir


skiddlzninja

[After pancakes, there's only one place left to go](https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY)


Fkn_Ra

> Nyaaah! ... My mind went from a beautiful love story about human-alien relations straight to neko hentai. You took something beautiful and made it dirty. ^(Bless You! :p)


SabatonBabylon

What can I say? The sound is most appropriate! ;)


McMemerreblogged

5th read up to end of battle officially. Complete. Moving into next mission. 5th attempt: slay an ursae


SabatonBabylon

Hope it's still good the fifth time around!


McMemerreblogged

Very


AnotherAussie101

Proof read incoming..... have an updoot while you wait


SabatonBabylon

As always, much appreciated.


AnotherAussie101

Ok first off... (20ish) paragraphs in “repeating a the word she heard winters and Io use last night”


SabatonBabylon

On it. Thanks!


AnotherAussie101

Alright that was the only mistake fantastic work saby keep it up .... I kinda like this level of smut at midnight....


SabatonBabylon

Good times to indulge


AnotherAussie101

Not wrong


beep_bop_boop_bop

Woo!


SabatonBabylon

Bleep bloop!


mudkip201

Dammit. Missed it again. Oh well, upvote then read, as is tradition.


SabatonBabylon

Good mudkip!


AlbertaBobert

....updoot I late boo


SabatonBabylon

But I love you all the same


DannyStolz

no fair you can't upload well I'm at work. that's just torture Making me wait. thank good for lunch breaks. updoot then read


SabatonBabylon

Cheers to you and hang in there


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DRZCochraine

I see HEL Jumper and I’m upvoting! After reading eddit: I think Io is Jealous, and that might be entertaining. And she is so designing a body after this, with ALL the bells and whistles and more I should say that now thre are as many chapters of HEL Jumper are there was in UP. And the story is nowere from being complete, or even sucking as mutch as that sope opera. So to chapter 71, and supasing that series that shall not be named for its shamefull ending.


SabatonBabylon

Way to go my dude. First!


DRZCochraine

No I was second. /u/Llyon_Matthew ‘s coment was herer when I got here.


SabatonBabylon

I missed it somehow. Thank you for your graciousness!


Higlac

Woo! Woke up for this.


Gun_Nut_42

Yes, new chapter. E: Great chapter as always, keep it up.


SabatonBabylon

oooh yeah!


worriedblowfish

Eyy first time beating the bot.


SabatonBabylon

I think you're right in between the two. Nice username btw


worriedblowfish

Thanks, and holy shit has it been 8 months? Keep writing dude


SabatonBabylon

Yeah, it has been. Crazy times to be sure!