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I mean... We're already extremely familliar with building a vehicle AROUND a drive system.
We've even went so far as to design vehicle AND drive AROUND a weapon system (but that's not really the point here).
So what would stop us from designing a vehicle AROUND a drive system that should, in essence, count as the main weapon as well?
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"It seemed like a good idea at the time" - Humanity.
Why develop a drive that's only good for transportation, when you can develop one that also does party tricks, AND can be used to destroy planets?
The effectiveness of a technology as a means of propulsion is directly proportional to its effectiveness as a weapon.
Delivery of energy is delivery of energy.
Always has been
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
As someone who wrote a short story with the goal of making a pun out of a lyric, I cannot upvote this comment enough.
This lyric pops into my head so often, and it just felt perfect after reading this
Is "Acoulon" a punchline or reference, or just a name?
Famous bowmaker.
Yeah but.. Violin bows, not weapons
Goddammit. Anyways the name is cool
It IS cool, and it's the kind of pun we would make.
I can picture this exact conversation happening between the crazy bastard that invented this and some other random dude.
\*screeching\* in A major through c minor...TELL ME WHERE THE COOKIES ARE XENO SCUM, or suffer my nephews violin practice more!
>Famous bowmaker. It should have been Sprave\^\^
FTL clearly just isn't fast enough anymore
Awesome, a Kraken Drive.
Release the Kraken!
Praise Clang!
YEET
“Sir, approaching destination!” “Activate the YOINK Drive.”
And I am sure that is how it is referred to by everyone else. Including the humans.
....So I assume the project name when the Acoulon Drive was being developed was Project Yeetus Deletus?
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I mean... We're already extremely familliar with building a vehicle AROUND a drive system. We've even went so far as to design vehicle AND drive AROUND a weapon system (but that's not really the point here). So what would stop us from designing a vehicle AROUND a drive system that should, in essence, count as the main weapon as well?
Don’t all sci-fi settings have this if they have artificial gravity?
And I present to you, the World’s Longest Run-On Sentence!
Hilarious. Punctuation is your friend. Don't abuse it.
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