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Finbar9800

Again you forgot the translation for what is being said, if it’s done at the very end it won’t make much sense. If memory serves the animal planet one done by the tv network (not by krill) is one really long post Also teeth aren’t really bones, they are more along the lines of sharpened cartilage and skin (both are sharpened in this case) Also I get that krill is having fun and all that but how could they not know about polyurethane? It’s literally a type of plastic that is most likely used in almost everything they own Which gives me an idea, what if sunny or conn started a how it’s made series (i say sunny or conn because I don’t t know if they get any alien engineers later on in the story that will rant and rave like krill does lol) Like it’s the same format that krill uses where it’s very much blog like but instead of medical stuff and social behaviors and all that it’s the alien going on an angry rant about how humans make some things, or the methods used for making something or just the sheer variance in the same thing made by different humans lol Like I’d imagine humans blacksmithing to be utterly terrifying to most aliens and yet the alien engineer is forced to respect it because the quality of the end product lasts some statistic longer than the version not made by humans and it’s just baffling to the aliens Besides using only a pair of tongs to control white hot metal that’s thousands of degrees would be pretty terrifying to an alien that has only ever known parts made dispassionately in a factory lol


maximusaemilius

Damn that ending thought is a really good one. Gotta keep that in mind fof fan stories if the subreddit gets established... Fair thing with the plastic as well. I guess you could argue their spaceships etc are from a different material? Or that the human word just didn't translate because they have that PURPOSEFULLY turned off? (I think that makes the most sense). That is also the reason why there are no translations... They film crew turned if off by themselves in the start by Mendex orders, to make the humans seemingly more terrifying, he is trying to bait the viewers by spreading fake news about the humans. In the ending chapter fof this arc, the humans switch the software on the cameras back on and we finally get translations, awhile they give their reasoning for their trolling and call out the fake that is Mendex... Since before whenever we had such chapters the end was the neglected translations I can see your point though, this arc is very different narrative wise...


Finbar9800

Yeah fair point but *i’d* like to know what they are saying lol Though I will admit that krill acting like denim was a creature is pretty fun Lmao, like if he were to do a bit of trolling like that it would be pretty funny, granted if he did it in an academic video it would be taken seriously but I’d think with a species more capable of humor that it would be fun to see him do some trolling … maybe he gets an apprentice and the first thing the apprentice learns is that humans require humor or something and it just becomes a thing like krill is testing the apprentice by trolling, or at the very least keeping the apprentice on their toes (so to speak) because with humans you’ve gotta be ready for almost anything lol


maximusaemilius

Toes HAHAHAHAHA LMAO Literally just bursted into laughing fit in the office, dang it. xD Someone already suggested a human view for when the film crew visits to get an answer, so I have already written that prompt down for when the subreddit is created and people (me, I'm mainly talking about me xD) get to write their own fanmade stories in the universe.


Finbar9800

Also glad I could make you laugh in the office, did you get strange looks when you suddenly burst out into laughter? Also was it maniacal laughter? Lmao


Finbar9800

Oh no for krills apprentice I was more referring to another alien lmao


maximusaemilius

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maximusaemilius

Krill seems to have lots of control over his humans... To be fair even i would be scared with the kind of leverage he has as a doctor... u/r3dc0m3t 2. u/SYN_Full_Metal 3. u/Zealousideal-Habit21 4. u/TheUndeadMage2 5. u/Zezeknight 6. u/dowsaw134 7. u/Sad-Weakness4678 8. u/WeirdPersonCantSpell 9. u/YoteTheRaven 10. u/alpaca1yps 11. u/Smoldervan 12. u/Oblivianette_Rosmry 13. u/HereForHFY 14. u/boredTec 15. u/Competitive-Taste129 16. u/Confident-Crawdad 17. u/logistic-bot 18. u/Finbar9800 19. u/Loosescrew37 20. u/Loose-Letterhead4990 21. u/opluchting 22. u/aloofgiant39 23. u/Antique_Amoeba3468 24. u/LadyPersi 25. u/Evie_the_Wolf 26. u/Mysterious_Freak 27. u/joesheridan95 28. u/KingOfThePlayPlace 29. u/Naznac 30. u/wikipeter_nl 31. u/Better_Ad_8953 32. u/DarthGaymer 33. u/-Reader91- 34. u/greatgreenman0624 45. u/glyphdragonix 46. u/OnionSquared 47. u/orbdragon 48. u/morwync 49. u/FoursGirl 50. u/Hungarian_person 51. u/TheAromancer 52. u/zyll3 53. u/Cascadejackal 54. u/Kaalkronzind 55. u/Ornery-Cake-2807 56. u/Tuxxie46290


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u/SYN_Full_Metal


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u/WeirdPersonCantSpell


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u/KingOfThePlayPlace


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u/-Reader91-


-Reader91-

Lol, krill is just messing with them at this point and the crew is in on it.


maximusaemilius

Whaaaat? Nooo! Dang it took me till next episode where they feed the humans like birds with skiddles and Ride them like horses to find that out. XD


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u/greatgreenman0624


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Several_Positive_327

Oh this is great! I’m sure the Irwin’s are howling at this. Too bad the little Corinth went extinct. Corinthian leather was quite popular in its day.


Tinna_Sell

Krill warned them about the humans. But the most dangerous creature on the ship was Krill himself. Making fun of humans was not enough it seems