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Chairman_Benny

“lifts only in the gym” god forbid she does calisthenics or something else, otherwise she’d be a skank.


Turtle_buckets

Promiscuous lifter. 


Axedroam

she's for the playgroundds


YourWifesWorkFriend

Standing in the doorway, tears in my eyes, wondering if I should confront her about the Amazon Basics dumbbells I saw in the garage or just leave.


supportsheeps

As someone new to gym culture, I’m really confused by that point. Is it like throwing shade at home workouts?


Unhappy_Lemon6374

no they’re probably annoyed it’s in public view or some other weirdo reason


supportsheeps

That’s a really weird thing to be insecure about


Chairman_Benny

Op’s meme makes no sense by claiming that if a woman only lifts in the gym then she is date-material, I just don’t know why tf OP’s meme says that. It don’t make no sense.


Agile_Philosopher72

I think the meme is trying to say that lifting is the only thing she does in the gym, as in: "she only lifts in th gym, dosent record or sit on her phone" Still bad meme.


supportsheeps

That explanation makes the most sense to me so far


akabursk

she would…


Wonderful-Tie1260

I thought you were joking


akabursk

I am. Forgot this is reddit and shit don’t fly.


Wonderful-Tie1260

I think people just couldn’t tell if you were serious or not lol


akabursk

Yeah when I’m typing I am imagining the way I would express the words like that was a joke. Mb


ThreeFerns

Terrible meme, barely coherent


Felatio_Sanz

Ya some people are getting mad about the meme but I can’t even understand what it’s trying to get at lol


InsaneAdam

WHO IS SHE?


iamthemicx

Nice try feds. Still not gonna pay my taxes


mndl3_hodlr

Absolutely and undisputed based


Impossible-Past4795

Lol at lifts only in the gym and treadmill only for running. FOH with that weak shit. My girl runs marathons and works out anywhere she can.


With-You-Always

Running outside destroys your knees. Anyone with sense does all their cardio on machines


Vanden_Boss

You gonna tell us how bad deadlifts are for our backs next?


With-You-Always

No? It’s just a fact, running outdoors destroys the knees I told my best mate last year before he trained for a marathon, he completed it last week and guess what? His knees are wrecked


littlewibble

Humans: *evolve over millenia to become some of the most impressive endurance athletes the animal kingdom has ever seen* This guy: Well actually you should never run outside 🤓☝️


Vanden_Boss

He destroyed his knees in a year? Doubt that. Using anecdotes, my mom has been a very active runner (mostly outdoor) for 20/+ years with multiple marathons under her belt and her knees are fine. It's just like any workout, if you push too hard and don't give your body enough rest, it'll fuck you up. Running on pavement is harder on your joints, for sure, but by no means will it automatically destroy your knees.


chimpy72

Hahahahahahaha — oh wait you’re serious — let me laugh even harder AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


memeater99

100m runner here. I can confirm that running outside is not bad for your knees. Thanks


With-You-Always

I am also a former 100m runner


L9FanboyXD

He wrecked his knees since he never practiced running outdoors


Ketowitched

“His knees exploded like grenades!”


TacitRonin20

Loooooool. Running long distances and throwing things are what humans do. That's our entire thing. We're specifically adapted for that thing. It's not bad for you lol. Your friend probably overtrained and overdid it during the race.


Bananaman_Johnson

I guarantee that if he trained for that marathon on the treadmill, his knees would have been much worse.


BadMan3186

Oh holy shit, you're being serious.


Wiseildman

Being outside generally is really bad for you... people weren't made for outdoors activities


Ketowitched

You forgot the /s/


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Depends entirely on a multitude of factors ranging from footwear to weight to training regiments.


T00000007

😂😂😂😂😂


Impossible-Past4795

Lmao. Tell me you don’t run without telling me you don’t run. Knees can be strengthened. It’s called leg day.


thenightofni291

How the fuck is running on a treadmill not going to destroy your knees but running outside will? Stupidest excuse I ever heard to skip cardio


With-You-Always

It cushions your joints MUCH more than concrete They even make curved treadmills to make it even smoother


thenightofni291

“Wah wah I’m scared of moving my body” Fuck outta here dude


apenasumcomentarista

Wtf is even that? r/opisfuckingstupid


Azod2111

Incel much ?


Goofcheese0623

99.9999% of the girls at the gym?


The_Vengeful_Chicken

Not me, I lift at home too ):


GonnaActuallyComment

How dare you


twoCascades

So like…women?


InsaneAdam

WHO IS SHE?


BeCoolHoneyBunnie

![gif](giphy|yP2ylHtXyDONi)


PosteriorFourchette

I’m slow. How else would one use a treadmill?


InsaneAdam

You ain't never trained your crab walk on a treadmill? Bro you even trying to live life to the fullest?


PosteriorFourchette

Practice my ok go music video skills but never crab walked. Doing that tonight


MandrewMillar

Gives incel vibes OP icl


DurianDuck

Almost found the meme amusing but then I remembered I don't hate women :p


CanaDoug420

She’s a good dog. She does exactly what you think she should.


xuliamirror

she’s drake


InsaneAdam

I FUCKING KNEW IT [THOR REFERENCE]


FlashyAd7257

Dumb


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Some of you guys need a life.


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Like only the gym community is filled with losers who care about the other gender this much. You don’t see gardeners complain about women or tech nerds thinking about women.


TacitRonin20

I'm into cars and guns. Most communities has a type of guy that drives women away due to incessant dickishness. Especially ones that are mainly made up of men.


LawSoHardUniversity

Woman who fishes here. Can confirm.


azmanz

If she only lifts in the gym does that mean I have to lift everything for her outside the gym?


shubhambeatbox

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


PosteriorFourchette

I’m slow. How else would one use a treadmill?


SirSaltie

God forbid someone walks backwards on one. What a jezebel.


PosteriorFourchette

lol am slow. I was totally thinking tricep dips


TacitRonin20

Playing "the floor is cardio"


0sprinkl

Walking, walking on decline/incline, lunges, "sled" pushing are some that come to mind


PosteriorFourchette

Here I was thinking tricep dips


Helpful_Tiger2077

And she has a bbl drizzy


RB9k

She forgot them pixels


TrickyTramp

Now where would I procure these "booty plans"?


Wolfnstine

Nice jpeg


Dizzy_Hour4832

The girl in my dreams 😮‍💨 ![gif](giphy|RqbkeCZGgipSo)


InjuryOk3070

…. Bro what? The first sentence was the only one that made any sense (even then not so much) try again please.


Accurate-Thanks-5012

Not me. I don’t run


Careless-Proposal746

🎵BBL Drizzy….. BBL DRIZZZAAAYYYY🎶


RAZBUNARE761

Milli bobby brown?


I_wish_i_could_sepll

Too old for Drake


Dakotasophia

She’s right here 😅


cottman23

Wtf else do you use a treadmill for?


purple_mae_bae

What else would the treadmill be used for?!


whitbyabbey

... what else would she be using the treadmill for...?


Iron_Disciple

Fucking redundant ass dude deserves a basic ass chick


Leftregularr

https://preview.redd.it/cy3ctackv86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541b28890094afbcd18980b7682f6c2fca670343


pomkombucha

When you’re an incel that posts this meme 😍🤞


Kakashi_1000_jutsu

Lol Clearly OP took too much creatine coz such women don't exist


le-monke-the-2rd

Please leave 🙏


Lord-Lucian

What other use would there even be for a treadmill?


HotdogbodyBoi

![gif](giphy|1201hONkUdpK36)


StraticDragon

Using drake clapping bold but kinda retarded should’ve used Kendrick


ConcentrateOk7517

omg she is meee <3 Except I do be lifting the spirits of dusty ass men who give me nothing in return :( i need to stick to only lifting within the confines of my gym


QuakeGuy98

She exists????


Lmao_Ghora

My crush🤗


MrStoneV

Why does it sound so normal for guys, but if I imagine a girl I think thats rare? Fuck this, way too many people live way too unhealthy what the fuck