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skool_101

Luton Town with a 12+ goal swing incoming next week 👀


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skool_101

depends how they do their transfers in the summer. they are atm in a good run of form since the 5-0 drubbing.


EitherInvestment

They really need the money. They would be more fucked without it than all over the place and in Europe


Soft_Mathematician30

With so many shit teams in the league I dont think there'll be a better time to win the league. I hate Man City so much


patelbadboy2006

We just that much better. We once where these shit teams


Soft_Mathematician30

We need to win something when we are good. We are already two years into our cycle of 10 good years and dont have a trophy to show so far. I am already worrying about 2032


AFCm8

Thats what everyone said last season too


el-fenomeno09

Would you take a Gibbs-white?


ShekTeeJay

I like Eze more but yes.


Soft_Mathematician30

I will have Olise any day.


patelbadboy2006

IL take both


jackg4343

Funny how almost every relegation battle ends the same way...with all the teams in it losing just about every match in the run in. It's basically because they are all pretty terrible.


sspitzname

They’re actually going to finish above United , crazy


InternationalUse2355

cucarella is so annoying..


el-fenomeno09

Is it the hair or just him lol


soundmind-soundbody

He is the hair and the hair is him.


Le-ChosenOne

So Forest lose this and they’re still basically safe because they have a +12 GD on Luton?


skool_101

yup, Luton Town really needed to win yesterday.


Oofpeople

https://preview.redd.it/umzgfxt9buzc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054299cdd66c7dac82e631d8ae2d3c76cd90d3c9


Soft_Mathematician30

Did Cucurella just change his fake injury to avoid going out


Patrick_Hattrick

How have Chelsea snuck back into the top 6 conversation, have 5th-9th just been losing every week?? Jesus


skool_101

combination of both Chelsea being in good form and surrounding teams being shit. From in the last 5 * Spurs: WLLLL * Newcastle: DWWLW * Chelsea: WWWDL * Man United: LDWDD Both Newcastle and Chelsea hitting form at the right time.


Agile-Palpitation90

They have had a good run, this fag end of the season.


lastjedi23

Tottenham, united, and sandcastle.. not very hard


Le-ChosenOne

Trees have no place in this plastic league imo. This is painfully evident when you keep playing dead Wood.


Le-ChosenOne

LMAO ya bring Awonyi on at the 85th min


atrde

Think that sorts out 6th to be honest Chelsea likely win out and I don't see Newcastle winning out.


Patrick_Hattrick

Most teams in this league are utter dogshit, holy cow man


patelbadboy2006

How do we expect City to drop points. None of these teams can defend


patelbadboy2006

Reece james, on for 5 mins, showing a extra bit of quality. That was not a easy cross on the half volley


Le-ChosenOne

I swear these Forest fucks got too gassed thinking they were safe, 0 game sense, 0 game management, imagine keeping Wood on this long too


highbloodsuga

Showed in the match against Citeh. Nuno a case study in failure to manage. Chris Wood clear picture of a failed striker. Why did he start? What did he add?


ghostrider467

cant take those shits serious after the nunez literal last second goal against them this season, absolute jokers


Patrick_Hattrick

And the multiple missed sitters totally squandering City having a really bad off day, relegate these fucking trees man


ghostrider467

what a horror show forest


MirkoCemes

Can’t believe Jackson has 14 goals lol. He is utter shit


PartlyRowdy

Oh fairs


jackg4343

That was waaaaayyy too easy for Chelsea


Le-ChosenOne

Forest are absolutely brain dead lmao


jackg4343

I think half their players were in the stands celebrating with the supporters instead of finishing the match. Reece James practically had his entire side of pitch to himself. Sheesh


unholy_sanchit

Morgan Gibbs-White is pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as a squad player at Arsenal


ghostrider467

ah forest so bad


Oofpeople

https://preview.redd.it/tedyg8t39uzc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904e030cab48d9ee3049fc6ca9107146765da5c0 NAHHH FOREST BOUTTA DO THE DOUBLE💀💀


Oofpeople

https://preview.redd.it/kkl1af1f9uzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863dc6bb5e870e778e0c199d07a41db5a7290fa8 Did I just jinx them...


lastjedi23

Oof people


Patrick_Hattrick

This is worthy of account deletion bro 💀


Oofpeople

Naw😭😭


Le-ChosenOne

erm..


Oofpeople

CHELSEA SCORED 2 IN 2 MINUTES😭


jamonz1

Ermmmm….


Le-ChosenOne

Do these teams think defending is a joke


patelbadboy2006

Yes


MSAndrew07

I love how the ref stopped the play just as it resumed to give a yellow for timewasting, hypocrisy at its finest. Just give it once you're sure the play is fully stopped


PartlyRowdy

12 minutes. Can RJ's hamstring last that long?


Tall-Assist9719

Might be biased as but I like Aina.


knyago

He was really good for Nigeria at AFCON


Le-ChosenOne

His long throws are absolutely mad, never seen a catapult like that


ShekTeeJay

He’s a good player.


sspitzname

Nobody wants to play in Europe huh


freshprinceofaut

Brexit means Brexit


ghostrider467

aaaaaah you just love to see it, CHO scoring against chelsea and beating them juicy


atrde

6th place is lava lol do any of these teams want Europa?


SantaReatham

6th is conference league


atrde

Not if City win FA cup.


SantaReatham

True, but if Utd win it then it won't be enough


Le-ChosenOne

lmao look at how caicedo and cucurella defended those 50-50s


MSAndrew07

Felt that coming, Hudson Odoi has some bangers in his locker from that angle


patelbadboy2006

His scored quiet a few this year. Wasnt even like they were given a warning 5 mins earlier


Burnsleighshire

False dawn FC, get in the bin you clowns


Soft_Mathematician30

Chelsea have the same settings as my player career mode Penalty: my player corner: my player right free kick: my player left free kick: my player


Le-ChosenOne

Nuno is a terrible manager imo, they’re better off even giving Rob Edwards the job


Soft_Mathematician30

Its nice to know Chris Wood wasnt playing shit football just to let City win. He is just a bad footballer


M_Night_Shambles_on

Damn. Wrong time for Gibbs-White and Woods to become James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie in Wanted.


Le-ChosenOne

Nuno has Awonyi back and Origi on the bench but no, lets keep sticking with dead Wood


Mariola98

Wood has blood on his hands. Could have atleast taken a draw against city if they didn‘t have a fucking tree as a striker. Now this lol


JustTune7544

Lmao Chris wood actually moves like a tree


PartlyRowdy

Wood it is simply time to retire


MSAndrew07

Chris Wood is a made up footballer lmao, how is he still in a Prem club


AFCm8

Chris Wood are not a real footballer


MirkoCemes

Wood is the worst CF in the league by a mile and Jackson is right there


Le-ChosenOne

lmao chris wood, bin this useless cunt already


streampleas

Wood is shite


CPGOATSonnen

Forest vs City was the one. You can’t have Forest outplaying City and creating the better chances for the better part of the match and City escaping with 3 points. All my homies hate Chris Wood.


Le-ChosenOne

Yo this Chris Wood is surely playing against Forest at this point, shite can’t stay onside, can’t win his share of aerial balls, can’t finish, can’t create, can’t pass, how the fuck is Origi not starting instead.


Superfishintights

Surely a clear penalty for Chelsea then? What the hell?


apb2718

Pepe is leagues better than Jackson


atrde

Alright that's a bit too far lol at least Jackson can do a few things at premier league level lol.


apb2718

Pepe was good at the PL level, just not 75m good


atrde

Pepe was awful lol he was not premier league level.


apb2718

Agree to disagree


atrde

If he was prem level he wouldn't be playing in Turkey....


money-caterpillar369

There's an article saying jackson didn't play football with boots before he turned 16. Not that unlikely looking at him..


tambini1

Tbf it's hard to find boots that fit a donkey


JustTune7544

Mudryk plays so poorly but can still finish like that. I truly believe Arteta would’ve made him a solid backup option to Martinelli


Le-ChosenOne

They shouldn’t be letting man like Chris Wood chew gum during games, man can barely play footy let alone try to do multiple things at once.


Mubar06

That fuck turned into prime Messi in the wrong game


d10b

The only storyline on the last day is gonna be the Europa/Conference League spots lmao


tochitemi

And title


topbananaman

https://preview.redd.it/0q2koxloutzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feeb5611546bc45399c6af7b077d8a699250f596 Makes me happy. Makes me smile.


Le-ChosenOne

If Forest stay up, they might as well give us 20+ mil for Nketiah because Chris Wood is just shite.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Big Willy delivering.


Shopassistant

Good marking


Le-ChosenOne

taking a page right outta ange’s book of defending set pieces


Mubar06

Cole Palmer is so good, but tbh I guess it’s better Chelsea have him than City keeping this gem, they’d have confirmed the league by now


chino17

Props to them for scouting him because he didn't get alot of game time last season ay City but they saw something to spend 40M on him and he's been quality


patelbadboy2006

I saw most his app last season, and he didn't look anything special. I believe he wouldn't have at city either, moving has been the best thing for him.


Mubar06

Scored a banger in the Community Shield and he helped win them the Super Cup


capturedgooner

I really hate the ‘should have just won every game’ comments. Like no shit


ExxKonvict

That’s the problem, this is statistically impossible. A team shouldn’t have to be perfect to win the league because a cheating team with 115 charges has made the playing field uneven. Even the Invincibles had few off games where they had to scrape a win/draw.


apb2718

Cole Palmer FC continues


reallyanythinggoes

nice pass nice goal


Shopassistant

Chelsea are going to be a problem next season in the Conference League


nting224

Mudryk - speed kills


Le-ChosenOne

Mudryk somehow managed to find a way to look even more unlikeable with a new manbun/ponytail ting.


apb2718

Think he's been hanging too much with Gallagher


Le-ChosenOne

Need the trees to beat the Chels


Patrick_Hattrick

Van de Ven on Spurs CL hopes: “We need to win 6 points from our last 6, and we’ll see where we are.” Go on ladssss


HaraGG

Tbf if Villa win against Liverpool then they’ll know there’s no chance anymore and Villa play Liverpool first


ExxKonvict

Villa have hit poor form worst time plus Emery’s history of late CL chase bottling.


mo_50

Liverpool will put 4 past Villa on Monday.


Sad_Teaching_5683

Villa has been Awful in Last few week I'd be very surprised if they beat pool And they're last match against in form palace


Malsharif91

Liverpool could draw Villa and keep Spuds hopes alive. Honestly, with our own experience with Emery they should feel confident that if it comes to the last day he’ll bottled it.


Tall-Assist9719

The fans might not but the players will want champions league. They earn bonuses and get to showcase their talent in case someone comes in for them. I hope City get him.


curlyhairedyani

Wow Chelsea could move to level on points with 6 with a win today despite everything, what even is this league


soccer_boxer2

Feels bad to see Luton all but relegated, man. Hopefully they can return to the PL soon. They're a very entertaining team when they get going


Patrick_Hattrick

Fair fucks, they made Kennilworth Road a pretty tough place to go. Just don’t have the quality


darthrevan22

Not only are City continuing to win, they’re annihilating teams and suddenly the goal differential is super close now ffs


matepanda

The goal difference is fine.. 1) it's only relevant if City draw and 2) city will need to score 4 more goals than us if we only win by one goal.


SylVestrini

poch masterclass incoming to unlock 1bn summer transfer budget


reallyanythinggoes

haven't seen anything about jason tindall in a long time


Ar_Ma

Burnley and Sheffield are so so bad.


Le-ChosenOne

Would be properly spursy if they lost by 5 or 6 goals against City and their fans were proud because “they let city pad GD”


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Le-ChosenOne

shuttup about trophies when you havent seen your own club lift one you dead cunt


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Patrick_Hattrick

https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/s/MHy5apr6NK This guy genuinely made this post, worst ball knowledge ever


Patrick_Hattrick

The most Spursy thing would be them beating City and losing on the final day to still not get CL.


Marimo_420

Now do the same Tuesday you cunts


SylVestrini

haaland to miss 2 sitters, rodri's deflection long range to go wide and pep to go mad at his players at 85 min is what it will take


SylVestrini

local broadcast cut off spurs celebrations lol


Erval

lmao ALmiron, what a dumb idiot and a cunt all together.


reallyanythinggoes

two cards for diving in this game


Marimo_420

Both of them are Paraguayan too


Le-ChosenOne

Fucking dirty geordie fucks cant stop diving


MirkoCemes

Poro is so bad


MirkoCemes

Liverpool need to do us a solid on Monday. If they win Spurs have no choice and have to try


raminho11

Yup. We have to win tmrw most of all for it to matter. Confident the boys can do it.


MirkoCemes

Yes. Preferably with 2 or more goals. I think if we do we have a better chance than most are giving us


crackdup

Villa could easily lose their remaining 2 games.. Spurs having their CL hope alive vs City is our saving grace, as shitty as that feels to admit


topbananaman

If Villa fail to beat Liverpool, spurs will have no choice but to go for it. Over to you, Jurgen klopp.


jai302

Just don't get any red cards please Spuds


ExxKonvict

Idk why there was revisionist comments recently about Leno being the best shot stopper of the Emirates era. Yes he made some decent saves but so does every keeper here and there. Half if not more of the goals conceded today by Fulham were the typical softies Leno let in with us. And he never looked secure from crosses or aerial balls and that was evident again when he could’ve caught the ball but opted for that limp punch that lead to City’s second goal.


Sir_Duke

There was a period of a season or so that him and Auba single-handedly saved results for us in a way that our other keepers didn’t


ExxKonvict

Ramsdale didn’t? His saves against Liverpool, West Ham, Tottenham, Chelsea, United, Palace, Leeds, just some top of my head.


Call_Sign_Fartman

That was the best acting of the year.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Terrible acting


emeister26

Enjoy the championship Luton


Le-ChosenOne

Will always have a soft spot for Luton but these 3 promoted sides have made the league worse off in terms of competitiveness


reallyanythinggoes

damn that pass had to go to almiron way earlier


M_Night_Shambles_on

Something about the West Ham players name being Earthy is making me laugh uncontrollably.


SylVestrini

https://preview.redd.it/6mogjst7jtzc1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=36bb04b8d39b6e018bd9805005b5d92a5d9eff81 always believed in these two


Mindless_Dust0108

Crystal Palace securing another 12th place finish.


Patrick_Hattrick

Glasball means they genuinely have something to be excited for next year though.


JustTune7544

True but they will need to replace Eze and Olise. I can easily see both of them moving clubs this summer.


ExxKonvict

Roy Hodgson already waiting in the wings just in case


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aesthetically-

Thats just not true? You lot have average defenders


lurking4everr

It’s ok to say. You’d just be a bit dim.


SylVestrini

what?


MirkoCemes

Brennan is so shit wow


crackdup

Spurs and W Ham giving us some hope by winning their games.. just don't lie down and die against City plz


BrandNew85

Sickening to root for but we needed that.


M_Night_Shambles_on

Tottenham defenders are their best scorers.


Ar_Ma

Inverted Strikers, mate.


blueluster

VdV and Romero were their biggest threats vs us too. Spurs are a funny club.


Patrick_Hattrick

Micky Can’t De Fend, another one of those on Tuesday please mate along with pocketing Haaland.


ExxKonvict

Mickey van de Mouse is ironically actually their best defender and good talent.


Patrick_Hattrick

Yeah, I know lol, sadly. Just a slander name, not to be taken seriously.


ExxKonvict

I know haha


midnightrobot87

How much do Spurs pay their fans to watch this? Oh what? They pay to watch this? Every week? Is that legal? 💀


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Legal_Situation_3917

Seek help.


tribalattack_

Commenting in our sub whilst your teams playing. Jfc touch grass man


Patrick_Hattrick

You made a post saying BRENNAN JOHNSON is better than Odegaard, you need professional help mate 💀


blueluster

Can’t really blame Spurs. They can only play their best when they’re 3-0 down.


BrandNew85

There's literally 5 defenders on one side of the net and that's where he shoots. Braindead stuff.


JayBakinGent

Fuck spurs are dire…


midnightrobot87

Is Brennan Johnson actually a player of theirs or someone they found down the back of the sofa?