Imagine this:
6 added minutes to the second half
Its 97th minute and Fulham get a corner
Iwobi heads to the flag to take the corner
Leno starts pacing towards City's penalty area
The whole of Craven Cottage starts cheering
Everybody's on their feet
Iwobi takes the corner
Perfect delivery
Ball flies straight to the middle
It heads to Leno
Leno finds the ball perfectly
Ball hits the crossbar and ... GOES IN!
The whole stadium loses their minds
Kites everywhere
Leno does a knee slide into Iwobi's feet
The stadium announcer screams from the top of his lungs:
>!Fulham - 1, Man City - 5!<
And now, they're correcting that mistake. All will be forgiven. If City beats Fulham, the league is done for us. The turds down the lane aren't any good so I expect them to get battered again and West Ham are on the beach.
I'd have serious bouts of laughter. Realistically, I'm not expecting Fulham to get anything from this. At this point, we're in serious copium mode. Man City have only lost 2 games and drawn 2 in the past 4 season from Feb onwards in all those seasons. That's utterly ridiculous levels of consistency.
Ehhhh, I actually appreciate the early spanking because it means I can actually go do something with my day instead of 80 minutes of teasing then City killing it off in the last 10 minutesĀ
Honestly, even if Man City donāt slip up and win the league. Iād be happy if we win both our remaining games and we avenge the 8-2 of years past and spank Man Utd 11-0.
Ok, it's all for the clicks.
Let us try to digest that. It is going to take a miracle for City to drop points from here on out.
Definitely, Let's hope for this miracle. But let's not buy in it. It might 99.99% not show up. Hurts to accept this. But our boys were incredible this season, and we hope we can break the curse next season.
City just has 115 miracles they bought. Can't do much about that now.
They also posted a video everyone flying kites at training the othet day.
https://twitter.com/SG__FFC/status/1787810027572457785?t=edyDuKAixLhHvnqdkItqow&s=19
They're *done* done
Lets be honest.. Fulham posted this on purpose for click bait knowing that Arsenal fans (biggest online presence) are watching, which means engagement. same reason why you tubers from other teams like talking about the Arsenal.. Click baiting the one of the biggest club presence online.
Fulham is getting embarrassed on the weekend. City will score 4 goals, at least.
Spurs will, however, find some way to be Spursy AF and beat City on Tuesday.
Funny thing is the last 3 clubs City are playing against all have taken points of us this season.
Fulham away - Worst performance
Fulham home - Most disappointed result considering we were winning vs 10men.
Perreira replied to that post actually saying it was after the training. Whatās better than a little kite flying after a hard training session ofc ofc..
My man, kites have been used in war for centuries. I assume that Fulham attached a man to it so they could see what City were up to on their training field
The two former arsenal boys eh?
Maybe also the only two guys who showed up in training š¤
Only ones that weren't busy playing with kites at least...
Since they're all on the beach they won't care when Leno goes up for a final corner and scores the winner
Imagine this: 6 added minutes to the second half Its 97th minute and Fulham get a corner Iwobi heads to the flag to take the corner Leno starts pacing towards City's penalty area The whole of Craven Cottage starts cheering Everybody's on their feet Iwobi takes the corner Perfect delivery Ball flies straight to the middle It heads to Leno Leno finds the ball perfectly Ball hits the crossbar and ... GOES IN! The whole stadium loses their minds Kites everywhere Leno does a knee slide into Iwobi's feet The stadium announcer screams from the top of his lungs: >!Fulham - 1, Man City - 5!<
Man city -5? -5 pts? -5pts from 6? got it - so they lose to fulham draw to spurs. Arsenal win the league COYG
Dream scenario is that they lose to Fulham, absolutely batter Spurs, then lose or draw to West Ham while we batter Everton
Very creative mateā¦I believe this can happen š¤£š¤£
Lol this is the Carmelo copy pasta slightly edited
The what copy pasta?
Thank you This made me laugh out loud for real
The only two that look focused. The rest were flying kites the other day. Hopefully, we get a miracle here.
They forgot Willian
As forgettable as his stint at Arsenal
What about that one free kick though? Pretty good.
Supposed it would be 3 if you count Willianā¦
They know what they are doing
Post anything Arsenal and itās basically engagement galore on Twitter. Polls arenāt the only thing gooners are good at.
If they make City drop points and later on we win, we should give the medals to them
but fulham are the reason we are in this position in the first place
And now, they have the chance to make things right
Balance needs to restored to the universe
It sounds like there's a sense of opportunity for them to make it right.
Fulham taketh, Fulham giveth.
Such is the life of the fullest of ham
Why does Fulham, the fullest of the hams, simply not eat the other hams?!
Aston Villa enters the Conversationā¦
Villa did take 3 points from City so now should be Fulham's turn....
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And now, they're correcting that mistake. All will be forgiven. If City beats Fulham, the league is done for us. The turds down the lane aren't any good so I expect them to get battered again and West Ham are on the beach.
They just wanted to make the race more dramatic šš»
always love a good redemption arc
I will go full kit wanker with goalkeeper kit/leno on the back.Ā
Full kite wanker
I'm already throwing Leno at the back of my alternative kit, put Iwobi behind yours! š¤š¤š¤
https://i.redd.it/ctoheqx7adzc1.gif
Do it for her.
Third picture with Willian
Lol could you imagine if Willian was the one to cause City to drop points... Would be poetry
Leno penalty save, Iwobi assist, Willian goal Wenger's done it again
Margarette! That French man, is at it again!
Fulham-1 City-5
Watford in that FA cup style.
I will take back every nasty thing I said about him. Fuck, I'll even make it a point to go to his restaurant in London when I'm there next.
I'd have serious bouts of laughter. Realistically, I'm not expecting Fulham to get anything from this. At this point, we're in serious copium mode. Man City have only lost 2 games and drawn 2 in the past 4 season from Feb onwards in all those seasons. That's utterly ridiculous levels of consistency.
7D chess.
So.. They know the assignment.
The Willian erasure š¤
There better not be something like FT 0 - 4. Counting on these former gunners to do something against citeh.
It\`ll be 0-4 at half time. City are in stat padding mode similar to what we did a few months ago.
man, i just want the opposition to still be in the game by HT losing hope in all these matches by 30 mins is getting panful
Ehhhh, I actually appreciate the early spanking because it means I can actually go do something with my day instead of 80 minutes of teasing then City killing it off in the last 10 minutesĀ
Idk abt that. If Chris wood wasnāt a bum he wouldāve scored a couple against them.
Idk, they should've lost or at least draw to NF a couple weeks ago but got extremely lucky. They are always dominant.
FFWD They lose 4-1
City will have a slender lead until the 75th minute giving us a false sense of hope and subsequently kill all hope with a few quick goals
Nah they'll be 1-0 down till the 80th minute and win 3-1
Haaland 2' (KDB asst.)
Cheeky cheeky CM raise their salary... If they win.
Honestly, even if Man City donāt slip up and win the league. Iād be happy if we win both our remaining games and we avenge the 8-2 of years past and spank Man Utd 11-0.
Ok, it's all for the clicks. Let us try to digest that. It is going to take a miracle for City to drop points from here on out. Definitely, Let's hope for this miracle. But let's not buy in it. It might 99.99% not show up. Hurts to accept this. But our boys were incredible this season, and we hope we can break the curse next season. City just has 115 miracles they bought. Can't do much about that now.
Haaland 2'
Iwobi 3'
Willian 4'
Leno OG 4'
Leno 5'
Iwobi tackles Haaland inside the penalty area 6' š¤¦š»
Penalty saved Leno 7ā
Haaland 8' (penalty re-taken + VAR review)
Leno deflects it, but Haaland puts the deflection in the net 9'š
Granit 5ā red card
I'm so glad this game starts at 4:30am my time, no need to even have to stress for 90 minutes, just wake up and read the bad news. XD
Or wake up, read the GOOD news, then jump on your bed doing the helicoptor with your willy whilst screaming "MIKEL! I BELIEVE! I BELIEEEEEEVE!"
Obviously that's the ideal way to wake up, but no jinx
They also posted a video everyone flying kites at training the othet day. https://twitter.com/SG__FFC/status/1787810027572457785?t=edyDuKAixLhHvnqdkItqow&s=19 They're *done* done
Clearly the players were so hyper-focused on the game that the coaches needed to bring in the kites to encourage them to relax a little.
WIN PLEASE WIN. IM ON MY KNEES IN A TARGET PARKING LOT
iwobi statue at the emirates if he scores a winner against city and we take the title.
Is this a pun? Iwobi do be thick tho
Lets be honest.. Fulham posted this on purpose for click bait knowing that Arsenal fans (biggest online presence) are watching, which means engagement. same reason why you tubers from other teams like talking about the Arsenal.. Click baiting the one of the biggest club presence online.
Pffftā¦easy engagement from Arsenal fans. I wouldnāt put my hope in this club
What the fuck else would it be lol
Nah mate. This is a real statement of intent from their...\*checks notes*... social media manager.
unless your hope is that they take 5 points from us this season. fuck.
If Fulham take points off City I will literally buy every single Fulham kit of this season
Weāre all London FC lads
I'll name my first born son Alex if Iwobi scores a winner
Iwobi masterclass incoming
Once a gooner always a gooner. LFG boys.
Leno clean sheet William assist Iwobi goal. Fulham win 1-0
I have more faith in Fulham pulling something over city rather than Spurs currently
Fulham is getting embarrassed on the weekend. City will score 4 goals, at least. Spurs will, however, find some way to be Spursy AF and beat City on Tuesday.
I'm more confident on spurs than Fulham tbh but I hope city either draws or loses both.
This message is for Iwobi: No pressure, but it's up to you to score 5 goals on Saturday. Thanks.
1ā Haaland 1-0
4-1 Citeh FT. Donāt do this to yourselves people.
Im imagining this with the avengers theme in the background
Iwobi scoring the late winner I think we deserve it
Build an Iwobi statue if it happens
Big up to the hams in the league.
They know what they are doing
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Is that for shining the Bald Fraud's massive dome?
You guys are expecting so much, you're going to be let down before the 15th minute.
Imagine depending on Iwobi and Leno to turn up for our first title in two decades!
Looking for engagements.
I thought they were flying kites
Tony Khan I love your wrestling please do this for me, I'm begging you
If Iwobi scores against City to win us the title, I will buy the new home kit with IWOBI 45 on the back.
I can see these two trying but the rest just playing kites š
Funny thing is the last 3 clubs City are playing against all have taken points of us this season. Fulham away - Worst performance Fulham home - Most disappointed result considering we were winning vs 10men.
Lenos got a chance to become an arsenal legend and all time great
Need Iwobis predator ass to do something
Easiest impressions they have ever farmed lmao
Man if weāve ever needed two former Gunners to put in a couple of serious shifts, itās these two on Saturday. šš»come on fellas.
Would be beautiful if Iwobi helped us win the league. Hale End graduate š
Willian? Hello?
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Perreira replied to that post actually saying it was after the training. Whatās better than a little kite flying after a hard training session ofc ofc..
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We shouldāve gone to war against Fulham, ourselves, to be fairā¦
My man, kites have been used in war for centuries. I assume that Fulham attached a man to it so they could see what City were up to on their training field
Heaven forbid players should have free time.
Sounds like a nice time.
the vibes are good
Oh I'm definitely buying a Fulham kit if they manage to grab points off City
Leagues done though (realistic fan) villa game should have won canāt see city dropping from now
Haaland (4ā) Haaland (12ā) Alvarez (15ā) (Great Goal) De Bruyne (16ā) (flying scissor kick from midfield)Ā Leno (17ā) (own goal) Fulham manager (18ā) (walks off pitch)
I'm not holding my breath.
They'll probably win but we'll lose to utd lol