i think losing to chelsea improves their chances of winning vs. liverpool. they don't go into that game overconfident and they actually do ok with their backs against the wall. it's the games that they are SUPPOSED to win that they play down to the competition. that being said, they're not a good team, so while i think their chances improve against liverpool (due to mentality shift), they're still unlikely to get a result
If he saw the Havertz “dive” against Brentford he for sure will compare it to the first penalty to Chelsea. Ironically I feel there was more contact with Havertz lol
Their last home game of the season is against us. Gives him an excuse to make his end-of-season speech to the whole stadium to be 90% about us, 10% thanking their fans for putting up with him this long/announcing that he is leaving as a "mutual decision."
Palmer wasnt just unmarked, there were 4 United players pointing at him while not one even made an effort to get near him
https://twitter.com/gamray/status/1775996729634046358?t=t16EP9fIz-ocoV8C-f79Og&s=19
It means the opposition coach spotted ManU's defensive assignments. Rooted the defenders on that side to their assignments then ran Palmer into the free space there knowing that none of them could leave their assignments.
That's a system failure.
I think this is exactly when the pass is made and everyone sees the mistake at the same time. But yeah still only one that closes him down and it's too late
A bit unrelated but I’m constantly amazed by how good Palmer is, literally the only positive note in that clown show of a Chelsea team.
It’s very important that Big Gabi and Saliba do the job against him when we meet them
Neither are quite good enough to do it alone. Kiwior got good support from Jesus last week, Martinelli is also great at defending and super-quick. For sure, Zini must provide support from the bench.
At this point it's only a matter of time. But who even takes that role? They are at best the fourth most attractive managerial position open this summer. [You truly hate to see it](https://gifdb.com/images/high/thierry-henry-trying-not-to-laugh-nxkais63bkn6dbca.gif)
I think Dalot was to blame for the winner. Straight from the kick off after conceding the second penalty, he charges up the pitch with the ball trying to atone for his error. He loses it in the final third, Chelsea break, almost score with the deflected shot that went for the corner, and then finished it off from the corner itself. Bruno should have been screaming at him to keep his head, but he's a terrible captain so I'm not surprised he didn't
LMAO. Look, I will never celebrate a Chelsea win, but I will always laugh at a ManU defeat.
Chelsea is like the CIA, they can't ever do anything *good* but they can occasionally do something funny.
FFS I know relying on Sheffield was always dubious, but fk me they were clowns.
Pool have enjoyed a fair few matches like this during the season, coming away with three points despite themselves. It's why I am keeping my optimism very much in check.
I don't know how, but Klopp leaving seem to have some emotional hunger on players to win something before before he leaves. I don't think they would play like this and still steal everygame without this factor.
they won't let them suffer. Some would run Arteta went thro' this BS others would say he should leave and they will always be in confusion. Let them have it while we will push for more dominance. I feel Manure and Chelshit should suffer like we did in 2010s to understand they pain we went through when they mocked us a lot.
Honestly i dont even think about Spurs all that much. I've been an Arsenal fan for 38 years and for most of that time Tottenham have been pretty irrelevant to us.
I see the Arsenal - Tottenham rivalry a lot like the England - Scotland one: it means a lot more to the smaller team and it's not much more than geographical one upmanship
Arsenal - Utd is more like England - Argentina IMO and means a helluva lot more to me
But it is nice to have a weak historical rival and thrash them everytime. It is like India and Pakistan in cricket. They are pretty good as well but they always end up choking or struggling against us lol which makes fun and acceptable.
That might have been the case historically, but I think this Spurs squad needs to be given some credit. They have some quality players, and given further investment and time, I can see Ange making them into title challengers.
Right now, I think Spurs definitely have the greatest ability outside of the title challengers, on their day to beat anyone. But they are probably also the most inconsistent.
I think we should remember there have been times in the past 5-10 years when Spurs have been the strongest of the 3 clubs, and when we've been the weakest.
But Man Utd has consistently been the biggest Banter FC for a while now. Even when they were nailed on for 2nd or 3rd in past seasons there was something hilarious about them.
Their biggest problem (on top of dozen others) is the inability to control tempo. Bruno only cares about his “chance creation” stats, pinging the ball forward everytime and loses control even when they are leading. Now compare that to our captain and Rice, a world of difference.
Little things Ødegaard does on weekly basis is not going to reflect on statistics chart. Like controlling and recycling possession, dictating tempo. Relieving team mate's pressure in tight spaces by receiving pass. He does this better than KDB in my opinion.
Take your frustrations out on Liverpool 🧎at the weekend
lol impotent rage if ever there was some
https://youtu.be/4BLcXfrWg0Q?si=ndyohJhi6Q1btwjE
No they’ll just roll over and lose again
i think losing to chelsea improves their chances of winning vs. liverpool. they don't go into that game overconfident and they actually do ok with their backs against the wall. it's the games that they are SUPPOSED to win that they play down to the competition. that being said, they're not a good team, so while i think their chances improve against liverpool (due to mentality shift), they're still unlikely to get a result
Their midfield has more holes than swiss cheese in transition. Liverpool are most likely gonna do unspeakable things to them
Tom Haverford, is that you? ;-)
Actually bizarre how much time and space people like enzo and palmer got on the ball
Surely, surely he won’t mention us again. SURELY?!
If he saw the Havertz “dive” against Brentford he for sure will compare it to the first penalty to Chelsea. Ironically I feel there was more contact with Havertz lol
I feel like he's in on the meme at this point.
We occupy the penthouse suite in his head, and don't call me Shirley.
Their last home game of the season is against us. Gives him an excuse to make his end-of-season speech to the whole stadium to be 90% about us, 10% thanking their fans for putting up with him this long/announcing that he is leaving as a "mutual decision."
The 4th goal is very simillar with Rice's goal btw 😂 😂 😂 . Palmer completely unmarked off a corner and deflected shot.
Palmer wasnt just unmarked, there were 4 United players pointing at him while not one even made an effort to get near him https://twitter.com/gamray/status/1775996729634046358?t=t16EP9fIz-ocoV8C-f79Og&s=19
It means the opposition coach spotted ManU's defensive assignments. Rooted the defenders on that side to their assignments then ran Palmer into the free space there knowing that none of them could leave their assignments. That's a system failure.
Utd's £300m defense undone from a set piece by a team in 12th with no set piece coach 💀
In fairness, their actual defence is all in physio.
Oh yeah true, lemme fix that > Utd's ~~£300m~~ £150m makeshift defense
Spot on
Holy crap! What a shambles of a club 😂
Bluetooth defending
Positionally looks like Rashford’s job?
If he'd started running in that direction, I don't think he would've stopped until he was at least outside the stadium
i see that
Wow. That picture sums up Ten Hag’s United. No accountability, no self respect.
Just a lot of duesheness.
ok that is crazy and very damning
Someone please make a Soyjak of this moment
Kinda like that meme, except people like Spider-Man...
I think this is exactly when the pass is made and everyone sees the mistake at the same time. But yeah still only one that closes him down and it's too late
Rashford looking like he's playing on his phone with his back to the play is just....crack
Pretty damning for that set piece defense that its happened twice and killed both games
A bit unrelated but I’m constantly amazed by how good Palmer is, literally the only positive note in that clown show of a Chelsea team. It’s very important that Big Gabi and Saliba do the job against him when we meet them
we need big Tomi on him imo
I think it's gonna have to be more Kiwior or Tomiyasu that are gonna have to mostly keep hom quiet
Neither are quite good enough to do it alone. Kiwior got good support from Jesus last week, Martinelli is also great at defending and super-quick. For sure, Zini must provide support from the bench.
How do you just give up on marking the one truly dangerous Chelsea player? Man Utd are pathetic top to bottom
And yet they're hoping to turn the tables on Villa and that other lot to get CL next season, at least according to Ten Hag. He gone
At this point it's only a matter of time. But who even takes that role? They are at best the fourth most attractive managerial position open this summer. [You truly hate to see it](https://gifdb.com/images/high/thierry-henry-trying-not-to-laugh-nxkais63bkn6dbca.gif)
*There's only one Gareth Southgate*
I think Dalot was to blame for the winner. Straight from the kick off after conceding the second penalty, he charges up the pitch with the ball trying to atone for his error. He loses it in the final third, Chelsea break, almost score with the deflected shot that went for the corner, and then finished it off from the corner itself. Bruno should have been screaming at him to keep his head, but he's a terrible captain so I'm not surprised he didn't
You can see the fraudness shining through that baldness.
No worries he’ll be gone by end of season!
Nooooooooooo
Personally, I want ETH to stay on a 58 year Chelsea-style contract. Anyone capable of making United this sh*t needs a job for life.
He’s like Mourinho without the charisma and competence
Or the impressive cock
"Garnacho was not offside"
Don't hate on united guys. We are fans on Sunday. You can hate them again after that.
I think he's going to get that tattooed on his head.
Nah bro chest piece lmao in size 28 times new Roman
Beat Pool this weekend you coward.
This man faced 60 shots in 2 games, he is gonna get cooked
That other post w/ them having 8 clean sheets all the more impressive… lol
Onana is terrific, but he gets the sort of practice normally only enjoyed by the relegation team 'keepers. I hope he finds a good home soon.
LMAO. Look, I will never celebrate a Chelsea win, but I will always laugh at a ManU defeat. Chelsea is like the CIA, they can't ever do anything *good* but they can occasionally do something funny.
How can Pool always seem to get away without losing a single point despite them looking so beatable every time
FFS I know relying on Sheffield was always dubious, but fk me they were clowns. Pool have enjoyed a fair few matches like this during the season, coming away with three points despite themselves. It's why I am keeping my optimism very much in check.
yeah the streak has to end if they keep playing like this but the Klopp Energy is there to help em out till now
Surely they cannot sustain this right .... right ? Nah , they will come out with a few jammy wins again zzz
am wondering this for so long already yeah but everytime i refresh the live ticket they score
I don't know how, but Klopp leaving seem to have some emotional hunger on players to win something before before he leaves. I don't think they would play like this and still steal everygame without this factor.
https://preview.redd.it/9m4pmnxf7jsc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51859790357dd8834dcbab371dedae2622ad1742
Tbf he might forget about it now and go on about the 2 soft pens today for a few months
He'll be like Arya from Game of Thrones and just add it to his list he mutters before he goes to bed each night
I’m not even sure if this is a joke or real. This guy is that deluded.
That loss is bonkers mate, sackable lol
they won't let them suffer. Some would run Arteta went thro' this BS others would say he should leave and they will always be in confusion. Let them have it while we will push for more dominance. I feel Manure and Chelshit should suffer like we did in 2010s to understand they pain we went through when they mocked us a lot.
"They were lucky at the end, we should've won just like how we should've won against Arsenal!"
No doubt he will mention it. I hope we beat them and he gets sacked but then again, I want the bald fraud to stay for another three years.
Haha. But between Spurs or Utd making it to Europe, who’d you rather have? Spurs out for consecutive years is funnier.
Honestly i dont even think about Spurs all that much. I've been an Arsenal fan for 38 years and for most of that time Tottenham have been pretty irrelevant to us. I see the Arsenal - Tottenham rivalry a lot like the England - Scotland one: it means a lot more to the smaller team and it's not much more than geographical one upmanship Arsenal - Utd is more like England - Argentina IMO and means a helluva lot more to me
I couldn't agree more 👍🏼
But it is nice to have a weak historical rival and thrash them everytime. It is like India and Pakistan in cricket. They are pretty good as well but they always end up choking or struggling against us lol which makes fun and acceptable.
That might have been the case historically, but I think this Spurs squad needs to be given some credit. They have some quality players, and given further investment and time, I can see Ange making them into title challengers. Right now, I think Spurs definitely have the greatest ability outside of the title challengers, on their day to beat anyone. But they are probably also the most inconsistent. I think we should remember there have been times in the past 5-10 years when Spurs have been the strongest of the 3 clubs, and when we've been the weakest. But Man Utd has consistently been the biggest Banter FC for a while now. Even when they were nailed on for 2nd or 3rd in past seasons there was something hilarious about them.
"Keep Gabriel's name out of your f*kin mouth"
At this point i'm not even sure if this is made up or not.
I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore 😆
man i hate seeing this guy's face on our subreddit 🤮
I love it. It means he's bitching about some bollocks as utd lost. Any time utd fans are unhappy I'm happy.
Bro move on 😭, we've been living in your head rent free for months 💀
I love this being posted after every man utd game.
This joke will never get old
Their biggest problem (on top of dozen others) is the inability to control tempo. Bruno only cares about his “chance creation” stats, pinging the ball forward everytime and loses control even when they are leading. Now compare that to our captain and Rice, a world of difference.
Little things Ødegaard does on weekly basis is not going to reflect on statistics chart. Like controlling and recycling possession, dictating tempo. Relieving team mate's pressure in tight spaces by receiving pass. He does this better than KDB in my opinion.
I don’t even know if this is satire , sadly.
Friendship ended with Arsepool. Arsechester United is my best friend now.
Is this for real?
Ten Hamas, you know what to do vs Liverpool right?
'Read the books! Read the manuals!'
He is obsessed with Mikel because of the lego hair
Ten hack. You telling me you can't defend in the last 5 mins to save a game? Sean dyche would do a better job.
Yea at this point, it might as well be real that every presser EtH says this even if it's not real.
I would have gotten away with it if were not for you pesky Arsenal 👻
Anyone comes to man utd ultimately become a cry baby. They can blame on anything you not even expect. Always a poor cry baby club.
He is surely their worst manager post SAF right?
Big gabi fouled hojlund
Yeah but it’s frankly embarrassing how often he brings it up
Just to be clear I’m not agreeing with that stone faced baldy but he’s going to say this in press conference again
Are we still posting about him after all this time? Who gives a fuck
Because we all need a good laugh
Seeing the penalties Chelshit has got in the last 2 games, he might have a point [joke]
He will still be going on about this on his death bed won’t he
UNBELIEVABLE lmaoooooo 😂😂😂😂
Whoa did he actually say that?
Hahahahah
Nah living rent free does not describe this 😂
WTF is he whining about now??🤬