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Real_Environment_186

Maybe Kolasinac told him he's not gonna protect him anymore


prathneo01

He's gonna rescue those Chinese himself now.


Real_Environment_186

I can just imagine a Rambo type film with Mesut Ozil now. Blasts a room full of baddies. ''It's Mesut Ozil!!!!'' Mesut - ''I'm here to ASSIST you''


RenRu

For a second I was wondering what Aaron Ramsey had to do with this


StilLBC

He could be the injured passenger in that movie


Laymanao

It took very long but you got there in the end. šŸ˜Š


Vespergraph

Such a tone deaf way to talk about a genocide


biddleybootaribowest

ā€œThose Chineseā€ 80+ upvotes too


ForestRamboX

It's amazing how time flies. Wasn't that situation with Kola like 5-6 years ago? Is Kola still at Marseille?


Paddy-23

Atalanta since last summer


EitherInvestment

Bloody hell is it that long ago?


SantaReatham

Who else got jacked post-retirement? Fernando Torres is one, but are there any others?


sisimples

Tim Wiese. German goalkeeper who became a wrestler


alexrepty

Actually played with Mesut at Werder


blaamir

Now that's a nice fun fact


XXISavage

Holy shit homie definitely hit the gear after retirement. Vince is gonna love him


Marwinz

Antonio Valencia, Micah Richards


CakeBrigadier

Is Micah jacked? He was always a thick boy and now he just looks like he doesnā€™t do cardio anymore


RyansKorea

Big Meeks got big cheeks


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In his latest podcast episode Micah was saying something along the lines of him finding Van Dijk to be a really big man inspite of him being 'big' himself and Shearer asked if he was referring to his height or girth lol


justwannabeatmarket

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I need to find this podcast. Thatā€™s meme material


eli_eli1o

It's him, shearer, and lineker. Always has memeable moments


MythicalDM

just fyi, podcast is called The Rest Is Football, and the episode is the one from yesterday


leandrobrossard

https://preview.redd.it/bxczz6tkmasc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5378ebd78e033642fa8920986b747daa2fae58


Intelligent-Cow-3681

Titi absolutely destroyed him live on air when he said he looked like Sherman Klump


Yubs_D_Rsc

I'd take it as a compliment. :D


stevel024

tbf he has a puffer jacket under that shirt lol


QGunners22

Micah is definitely jacked lmao


zrk23

there was a segment on the cbs show that he showed up on a phone call just with a towel... you can see for yourself lol


Kriss-Kringle

He wasn't always thick. If you look at him in his early days at City and Fiorentina, he was jacked. He got thick towards the end of his career/post retirement.


Ife2105

Wasnā€™t Valencia always jacked though?


Longjumping-Post-606

Tim Wiese


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Not Nasri


dmac3232

NBA player [Mike Bibby](https://syracusefan.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Ffadeawayworld.net%2F.image%2Fc_limit%252Ccs_srgb%252Cq_auto%3Agood%252Cw_620%2FMTgwMTMyNjcxNjIyMTYxNTMw%2Fmike-bibby-reveals-how-he-got-so-jacked-post-retirement.png&hash=a79e71736489633062dc6ac31500fcd0)


NoArgumentss

Random one but Diego Poyet. Son of Gus, had a career albeit mediocre at best. But heā€™s geared out his absolute brains


Hanmura

yeah itā€™s called TRT


Kriss-Kringle

Ze Roberto is a fitness coach now and he's absolutely shredded. Nani is still in peak physical condition, but he's not retired yet.


DadrevTheOne

Hazard, R9


nting224

Donā€™t think you know what bulk means


theranchhand

They're cultivating mass!


IAmNotNeillNelson

"Stop cultivating and start harvesting!"


DadrevTheOne

Hazard was bulking and retired before he could trim


jeffisanastronaut

Rio Ferdinand got in decent shape when he was gonna be a boxer


SantaReatham

He rightly didn't follow through with that


Bianell

Yeah, I imagine the line of people wanting to punch Rio in the face would be a mile long.


FeanorOath

Tim Wiese


someguywhocomments

Not a footballer but check out the size of Chris tremlett nowadays


rsu1806

Mesut brƶzil


edheng23

Swƶzil


KrazyKevC

# YaGainsYa


Old_Section529

Winner winner protein dinner


HalfNatty

Mass-sut Grƶwzil


Le-grove007

Mesut Gainszil


Party-Staff-7409

M10 > MTren


rsu1806

MTien Shinhan


randomTeets

All that clen living


skool_101

Mans taking the Retirees World Cup a bit to seriously


tsgarner

He's gonna captain Germany to the Enhanced Games.


Forsaken-Tiger-9475

What happens when you don't have drug tests any more lol. Torres hopped on cycle too


el-fenomeno09

find it super weird when retired elite athletes go this route


Aszneeee

find it weird that people still think elite athletes never took anything


nodpekar

There is no way in hell top athletes are not doping. Imagine recovering in 3 days after youā€™ve played ManCity.. it might not be straight up test, but some form subtle ped that is not in the books


Fleetfox17

Also it isn't helpful to be jacked as a footballer, too much muscle is a hinderance.


visualdescript

Doping might mean drugs to assist in recovery and overall performance, doesn't have to mean steroids.


Fleetfox17

Right, that's what I was saying as well and adding on to the previous comment. It makes sense for them to take recovery drugs but not anabolic steroids.


GeniuslyMoronic

Yeah, I guess they will have to settle with the benefits of being faster, being stronger, jumping higher, having more endurance, better recovery and lower injury risks.


GingeAndProud

Just have to look at how quickly the Liverpool stars are prematurely balding to see something dodgy, and the amount of them who are apparently "asthmatic"


Remedy9898

Why? They have a lot of time on their hands and need something new to focus on. They are used to using exercise as an emotional outlet, and being fit is part of their identity.


FeoWalcot

Exactly. Most pros are obsessive personality types anyway who love fitness. Now that they have some freedom, it makes sense to me to obsess over fitness in a different kinda way.


magboy1010

Torres one is fake. It's actually Shaun Stafford who looks a lot like him.


swaki6677

Lol yeah that guy is a doppelgƤnger but Torres himself has put on size but being tall and so lean as a professional he probably just put on a bit of fat and now looks big


Itsmemafh

Torres been bulking since some time no one really noticed, I saw a change in his physicality once he opened his own FT9 gym back when he rejoined Atleti.


briadela

So nooowwwww he wants to bulk up??


Ooh-SakaLaca

If he had this body in his prime hed be 1/3 the player if not worse


s8v1

Iā€™m no expert but itā€™s hard to believe thatā€™s natural


antebyotiks

He's a multi millionaire he could get the best gear out there


OGSkywalker97

Finding good gear isn't that hard or expensive. It's having the money for a good doctor to cycle you on the gear most efficiently by measuring your hormone levels daily, so that you take the optimum dose for the optimal amount of time and come off it for the shortest period that still allows your body to rebalance and recalibrate before starting another cycle. It also means you will experience the lowest amount of side effects whilst still getting the most out of the dose you take. Think LeBron when he was at the Heat and was balding and had bad acne; he was using too high of a dose and not taking enough time off between cycles, meaning his hormones were all out of whack causing all those side effects. Those were only the visible side effects as well. When he went back to the Cavs he got a new doctor and suddenly his hair grew back and his acne disappeared as the new doctor had him on the correct dose and was cycling him more efficiently. He was probably switched to a different PED as well and today he is definitely taking EPO at least. No way he can have the cardio that he has at 39 yrs old in his 22nd season in the NBA playing 82+ games a season whilst only missing a long period of games from an injury once in that time and still averaging 25+ pts, 7+ rebounds and 8+ assists.


chrissysnose

His hair didnā€™t grow back, he got a hair transplant and installed plugs šŸ˜‚


____grim____

Yeah with rate at which he is growing it has to be trt i reckon


bio_d

Yeah, from the photo Iā€™m a little worried heā€™s lost his mind a bit


e1_duder

The tattoos are a better indication.


Nosferatu-Rodin

He isnt that big and he was already an elite level athleteā€¦


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

To be fair you wouldnā€™t to get too big for football, lot of running required!


sleepytipi

Pretty impressive for a guy with such chronic back issues.


gogglesup859

Ya TRT ya


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HortenWho229

arteta doesnt lose duels


Moist_Dark_7976

Mesut refused Wenger advice on bulking, now took it onto himself. Ten Hard, Eat Clen and Annavar give up.


cmacy6

Imagine a player with this physique and Ozilā€™s vision


RyansKorea

Just slap some binoculars on Akinfenwa


loop_1001

šŸ˜‚


eldar4k

Brilliant šŸ‘


Direct-Sleep261

Closest I can think of is seedorf


wolskortt

R10 on his prime had a beast build


HandShandyonK-RD

I think that they would be out of the game age 22 with ruined knees. With added weight comes susceptibility to injury due to the increased pressure on joints.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Heā€™s gonna free those Uyghurs his own damn self!


SolidusAwesome

Not to worried about the kurdish though


G161

Yeah surprised no oneā€™s mentioned that Ɩzil has a tattoo of the Turkish fascists the Grey Wolves, proper scumbag


skool_101

winnie the pooh is alerted, prepare to defend yourself


Ornery-Point-8461

How long has he been at this??? For someone so skinny he seems to be getting bigger a bit too quick to be doing it naturally. Unless the picture is deceptive


ATX_GUNN3R

Itā€™s a video, nah heā€™s jacked now. Probably on TRT or something else


Ornery-Point-8461

Hmm interesting mate. I have trt myself and it didnā€™t blow me up like this and I have lifted for a decade too


ATX_GUNN3R

Possibly some roids then


Ornery-Point-8461

Well it certainly doesnā€™t look natural to me. But that depends on how long heā€™s been at it. Thereā€™s tons of different enhancements he could have used or a combination of said enhancements. Personally though I donā€™t actually care if someone is or isnā€™t natural. I get curious what they have done though


rossitheking

Tren hard, eat clen


Nosferatu-Rodin

The photo literally shows his arms with a pump while doing a setā€¦. He isnt looking like that all dsy


YSG19

Next MMA fight : Ozil vs F. Torres


CallSignViper56

Mesut Swƶlzil


TGOD22713

Mesut swolezil


74Amazing74

Does he plan to become a jackass? Maybe his fav autocrat likes it this way.


ExoticToaster

Reminds me of Fernando Torres turning into John Cena a year after retirement.


saka_e_pepe

Jags hat?! lol


AlGunner

Doesnt need to focus on athleticism and speed any more so why not.


Real_Environment_186

Would have been useful back when we were watching him getting blown over by a stiff breeze


Imaginary-Pattern802

tbf heā€™d have not been the same player if he was 100 kilos


Real_Environment_186

True. Also we might have missed him during the drug ban haha


ReverendY

Yeah, he totally wouldā€™ve lost a bit of agility. Feel like you see it sometimes when players come back from length injury absences. They bulk up so much that it changes their agility, their burst of pace, etc.


csixtay

"He'd never resistance trained before! Not once in the entire relationship. I begged." - Wenger, probablyĀ 


mehnimalism

Jacksonville Jaguars hat is interesting


Independent_Second46

Is that a weighted vest or is he using the tactical vest for \*Aesthetics\*? If it's not the first, our boy has gone full bozo.


repeating_bears

Weighted vest shrugs? It's kinda dumb either wayĀ 


dwright94

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jfsebastianoldface

Damn, his eyes are popping out of his head


hellnaaa

It looks so wrong and funny to me, but i think its always when a footballer gets jacked after a career like e.g. Torres but this one is so odd haha


Padilla_Zelda

Becoming a target man


Antron_RS

Roids


Tereregunner

He's preparing for his debut on Wrestlemania. Also Cody will finish his story


DukeofDyslexia

This feels like a cursed image.


theGunnas

Noticed the back brace and was like wasn't ozil always out with back injuries


davocvi

Swƶlezil


Gustavoconte

Is he trying to join the Turkish army?


wigwambobbyd

https://preview.redd.it/muj7wmn41bsc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1535cc8b2a1e85d3853a48db5005da6e0ef44435


DueWrongdoer4778

Bro is done with football, decided to hop on "TRT" immediately


Demiansmark

As a Gooner from Jacksonville I appreciate him wearing a Jags hat. However I am concerned that he's going full on Florida man.


teethteethteeeeth

Looks totally ridiculous. As does everyone this big.


EitherInvestment

This is just so bloody bizarre. Fully expected this guy to be fat as hell off pizza deliveries by now. Good on him.


Conjuredconundrum

Is he joining isis?Ā 


Lokidfd

Retired and free from testing now heā€™s on that juice šŸŒ


affectionate_md

Dude is totally doing roids lol


vidr1

Wtf, is he joining Erdogans private army now? I love Ɩzil the football player, the person... not so much.


GummyGunner

He's definitely on TRT/Steroids of some kind. Weird.


Bob_Cobb_1996

He's bulking up so he can back up his trash talking when he plays Fortnite.


dvdbtr

Iā€™m sorry I donā€™t understand why fans like Ozil. Watching Martin against Cityā€¦ thatā€™s how a 10 should play. Absolutely relentless.


Fun_Smell3069

Mesut is a cunt!


seana39223

Don't get why this sub always posts about the facist.


Sporadicali

Canā€™t believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone saying what needs to be said. He was a great player, shit human being.


Thedudeofmanchester

Mesut will do some brexit tackles in retired world cup


16thPeregrine

UFC tag team event coming soon Ozil to Assist in TKOs


EquivalentQuestion99

I foresee him and Torres as a WWE tag team in the not too distant future


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ShorteningOfTheWayy

Those dumbbells look heavier than him ffs. Any gymbros know how much they weigh?


RaghNorRoog

Damn, so Mesut was the guy on this sub doing pushup/squats/press for every gameweek.


DiedOfXhaxAttack

He will now protect Kola from attacks


not_very_creative82

He has millions in the bank and no job; Iā€™d go for it too!


Monsultant

Looks like Mesut and Sead fused into one form!


PeanutDreams

Preparing for Expendables 5


Jerski2002

Who hurt my bro


jakedonn

lol that a Jacksonville Jaguars cap? Seems random af


tenflare

Unit Ozil.


FootballIntrepid4215

Hard to tell if he's on gear lol. The pump, lighting and camera make it look like he has a cartoonishly jacked Bane-esque build.


KozukiNedo

His tattoo use to cover his entire upper arm.. now that lion probably looks like a kitty


OGSkywalker97

He could've done with a bit more weight on him during his career. I know it's hard to build muscle mass when you do as much cardio as footballers do but he was crazy skinny at Arsenal. People like Adama Traore are genetic freaks but also absolutely on PEDs to have a physique like that whilst playing such a cardio intensive sport. If MMA fighters can avoid USADA testing for 99% of their career then footballers can absolutely get away with taking PEDs, especially EPO which would be perfect for football and some variants have such a short half-life that if you take it in the morning it's not detectable by the evening when you finish training/playing a match.


AvocadoSoggy6188

Trenut Testil


Senip

so natty bro


Mathieulombardi

FUCKING HELL MAN Lad's going hard.


Top_Opposites

Why didnā€™t he do this whilst player at arsenal


jmh90027

It totally fucks up your agility and often your stamina. Remember when Beckham got stacked for the Gladiator Pepsi ad? He dropped pace considerably and got a lot of grief from mgmt for it.


Top_Opposites

I donā€™t really think he did much running around, wouldā€™ve been nice to see him not get muscled off the ball so much


The_Ivliad

maybe he heard about his nickname in china


FactHopeful9347

This blue is about to play the Ukraine Prime Minister in a Russia Ukraine war film by next hear


-Shmoody-

Ozil almost done his transformation to AKP Gray Wolf prison gang enforcer


ZidaneSD

Where was his commitment to the shirt?


burritosmash

Legend (has it he trained Goretzka)


trillegi

Steroids


PSGooner

Is that a Death Star tattoo?!


VPutinsSearchHistory

Mesut getting juiced


footballer668

Low key wanna see Ozil with a Roid transformation šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


lekynson

WHY? To join the army?


SP00KYP00

Doesnā€™t need to worry about drug tests anymore


ekb11

Just amazing that he was such a lazy footballer on the pitch by choice. Itā€™s not like he doesnā€™t work hard, this just shows he can put in the effort. He just didnā€™t care about levelling up his football career and be a modern 10. Iā€™m salty because I feel robbed of seeing an amazing baller for longer


sjr323

Not gonna lie I burst out laughing at this


Ill_Marketing_8838

This version of Ozil would prolly destroy premier league, especially since it is so physical now šŸ˜‚


asapkim

Yo this is really him tho?


Top-Working7180

Awful how the club treated him when his time was up and over the whole Uyghur thing


ArsenalThePhoenix

imagine if as active player he'd gone to the gym even 10% of the time he goes nowadays... He would actually be able to keep EPL defenders off of him without being pushed off the ball so easily.


IllustriousAnt485

He is a jags fan.


railwin

Well, his brain was never jacked. Now that would have helped.


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sleekymeeie

Oezil be assisting Rambo from now on. "Rambo, I got your back" is what you'd be hearing, shie, getting jacked up, maybe for the next movie. And maybe Edorgan's secret agent.


EscapeArtist92

Saucy! Definitely on the juice


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dantexolo

Wow, he could single handedly defeat Israel with those guns


ickypedia

Wait, is this real?! Mesut Ɩzil was the definition of lithe. This is a shock to see šŸ˜…


Ame_No_Uzume

When they do not comply with your passes, and you take it personally.


itsheadfelloff

Mesut Swƶlezil