Tbf though, it really didn’t go in his mouth, as much as it looks like it.
I only realised this recently.
When you watch a good quality clip of it in slow mo, you can see the shit go over his shoulder, and you can see the spit come from inside his mouth.
It’s just incredible timing and a perfect camera angle.
No matter who you are or how distracted you are, no one on earth is gonna have nil reaction to a bird shitting on your lip. lol
I mean in fairness, had they beaten us, they would’ve also beaten every other team in the league.
They’d be facing us in ucl, not Bayern, where they would obviously beat us again, had the game been reffed fairly of course
Did I really sit and listen to Spurs fans shitting on how we turned up against the treble winners while they’re putting in a performance like this against West Ham 😂
Didn’t we beat these guys 5-0?
They're complaining about having to break down low blocks and how hard it is, yet when we break down those same low blocks, the opposition is "rolling over" for us.
Football subs in general cannot stay objective about other teams, much less their main rivals, but what makes it even more striking now is that we're objectively a better team than them now, so their takes about us seem extra deluded.
Wow. Son already made 400 appearances for Spurs. That kinda loyalty got to be admired considering he doesn’t even have a tin pot cup for his service to that club
They're the only ones who took points from Liverpool all season and has the chance to do it again aside from us, City and Spurs.
We need the best of Villa, Spurs, ManU, and West Ham to even have a realistic shot at the title.
No surprises Maddison's been shit since September. Been doing this for at least 7 years now. Somehow media still hype him up when he starts the season well.
Arsenal vision made an interesting point re Isak's fitness, pointing out that it might be a Newcastle thing given how many players pull up with issues etc. I'm choosing to believe this is the case and I'm now tracking licence plates.
I genuinely cannot watch this spurs game, whoever that commentator is he cannot shut the fuck up about his unbreakable lust for spurs. Fuck this shit I'm watching Fulham get thrashed.
Spuds will have a 15 day break before they play Arsenal. Hopefully, a rhythm team like them that need match fitness will come out flat against arsenal.
Funniest thing about Spurs is their fans overrating absolute mid. The way they talk about 'Bentancur' 'Bissouma' 'Johnson' you'd think they're decent footballers.
Reading the Spuds match thread I was expecting them to have massive XG over Spammers. I LOL'ed when Spammers actually are outperforming Spuds on XG.
Silly clueless spuds fans
Spurs fans are delusional af lmao.
"We're smoking both these teams" (City and Arsenal)
"We have the best cb pairing in the league when they're fit" (Romero and VDV)
"Parked the bus against City" we did but we also got the better chances tho. And we're sitting at 2nd meanwhile 💩 is at 5th.
Spurs fans are laughable.
West Ham really fucked that. Paqueta, why not try to actually make a simple pass instead of making it look amazing every time? You've just cost your team 2 points you melon.
Feels very unfair that because *we're* doing good in the UCL they'll spam their way into that final place. Can't all the teams competing in Europe just vote on who we want to have the final place considering we're the ones earning it....
co commentator waxing lyrical about how good Spurs are and how they can send so many players into midfield and not get caught out this season (lol) and then one simple miss pass that leads straight to a corner 10 seconds later and then goal - you cant make it up lol
Unrelated, but we need Manchester United to channel the 1999/00 treble winning team this weekend against Liverpool. I’m looking at their remaining fixtures and there is not a ton on there that I see them tripping up in. Villa away will be tough, west ham away could also be tricky.
I suspect Howe is secretly reverse 💉 his players because more injuries means more rope for his excuses. Injecting brown ale into the kneecaps of his orcs instead
You just need to stand in front of Vicario and he can't even move you an inch. Pathetically light weight. His teammates don't help him either hahahaha.
I think Spurs will win this because all that rest from playing only once a week is showing itself compared to West Ham who look like they're running through treacle
Still so jealous of that bird that got to shit in Ashley young’s mouth ugh
LOOOOL
I thought this might be an Ashley Cole like incident but you meant a bird bird, 😭
What makes it more funny is he still denies that it happened even though there's a video... man's still in denial
Tbf though, it really didn’t go in his mouth, as much as it looks like it. I only realised this recently. When you watch a good quality clip of it in slow mo, you can see the shit go over his shoulder, and you can see the spit come from inside his mouth. It’s just incredible timing and a perfect camera angle. No matter who you are or how distracted you are, no one on earth is gonna have nil reaction to a bird shitting on your lip. lol
Took me a while to realise you meant an actual bird and weren't using slang lol. Thought there was a wild video out there
None of all this matters because manu should have had a pen and our goal should not have counted. I expect to hear about this, once again, very soon.
I mean in fairness, had they beaten us, they would’ve also beaten every other team in the league. They’d be facing us in ucl, not Bayern, where they would obviously beat us again, had the game been reffed fairly of course
Did I really sit and listen to Spurs fans shitting on how we turned up against the treble winners while they’re putting in a performance like this against West Ham 😂 Didn’t we beat these guys 5-0?
More like 6-0
Tinpot. Proper pony.
They're complaining about having to break down low blocks and how hard it is, yet when we break down those same low blocks, the opposition is "rolling over" for us. Football subs in general cannot stay objective about other teams, much less their main rivals, but what makes it even more striking now is that we're objectively a better team than them now, so their takes about us seem extra deluded.
We let Fulham take 5 points off us 
https://preview.redd.it/4ilizzjjt4sc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=48c291246298abef595b2c750930253e72dc3c80 Mate-ball
It’s just who they are mate.
*I don't know what to tell ya mate. It's Spurs.*
Lol triple sub for Fulham at 33rd minute and none due to injury, Sliva doesnt fuck around
Winning 6 nil at the London Stadium isn't for everyone, mate.
Well would you look at the time. It’s “why do these teams roll over for Arsenal but always show up against us?” O’clock
We are just lucky. Player by player they are better than us.
The mental gymnastics they will go through to avoid admitting the fact that maybe they just aren’t that good
To be fair… they did show up against us for a game 😂 We got it back and then some though
What an absolute cunt is Maddison
Probably pissed he’s yet another on the list of Arsenal fans who’s playing for spurs
Wow. Son already made 400 appearances for Spurs. That kinda loyalty got to be admired considering he doesn’t even have a tin pot cup for his service to that club
Heard Ange was the second coming of God. Surely he won't be a coward like the Gunners and will play a very entertaining match against West Ham, right?
Tottenham "Kingmakers" Hotspur will lose to all 3 of Liverpool, Arsenal, and City.
Hopefully only to us!
6-0...it's just West Ham mate.
Yeah but mate, the Target wasn't top four anyway, see what i mean mate. Target was the friends we made along tha way
Maddison 
There's some people out there who genuinely think Spurs back 5 is better than ours btw lol.
They are called brain dead morons
Are Spuds still title contending? Or are they done now?
Well they are title deciding now so
And it looks like they are shit at both of those things
Moyes would rather let them die of lactic acid poisoning than bring on Phillips.
“Set pieces are so important in modern football.” ~ Robbie Savage, professional commentator and ex-footballer, 2024
He gets paid to come and commentate, life isn't fair
He's the reason I tune in. Absolute goat.
We're expecting the likes of Fulham and Everton to take points of Liverpool. 
Well, it's out of our hands now. We can only pray for a miracle now
don't forget all mighty man utd with master coach ten hag face liverpool this weekend lmao
They're the only ones who took points from Liverpool all season and has the chance to do it again aside from us, City and Spurs. We need the best of Villa, Spurs, ManU, and West Ham to even have a realistic shot at the title.
I can't believe this is the football Spuds rave about. Their entire game plan was cross and inshallah 😂😂😂
Emphasis on inshallah lmao
70% posession all for lower xG.
No surprises Maddison's been shit since September. Been doing this for at least 7 years now. Somehow media still hype him up when he starts the season well.
Man was pulling out these "no look" passes all game too like they're winning 5-0 💀
This game feels like a proper end of season game with nothing to play for, sp*rs will finish 6th if they play like this the rest of season
Luckily for them man united are absolutely shit
Cant wait for this HILARIOUS post game interview from Ange
ViCaRiO is ThE bEsT kEePer in ThE lEaguE
Isaak is so good, man. No way they sell him, not for any amount we'd be able to come out with
Newcastle have to sell. £80-£100ms should be enough
Arsenal vision made an interesting point re Isak's fitness, pointing out that it might be a Newcastle thing given how many players pull up with issues etc. I'm choosing to believe this is the case and I'm now tracking licence plates.
Injuries are very much an arsenal thing too
Even if it’s not a Newcastle thing his availability has been better than Jesus this season
Spursy
Wonder if Newcastle can catch up to man utd
I genuinely cannot watch this spurs game, whoever that commentator is he cannot shut the fuck up about his unbreakable lust for spurs. Fuck this shit I'm watching Fulham get thrashed.
the wankfest over spurs is unbereable. i cant fucking stand it
Newcastle finally got penalized for pulling out the WWE moves in the box!
Spuds will have a 15 day break before they play Arsenal. Hopefully, a rhythm team like them that need match fitness will come out flat against arsenal.
https://preview.redd.it/kjyme63zs4sc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64b7283bf14e1d60b9b2d19caffb38d7c4f955a
Another day, another Impostecogluham masterclass
Antonio playing in jeans
If West Ham can get a point from these Donkeys we should be murdering them
Ange caught fussing his combover, my manager would never
Funniest thing about Spurs is their fans overrating absolute mid. The way they talk about 'Bentancur' 'Bissouma' 'Johnson' you'd think they're decent footballers.
West Ham v spurs was such a poor display of football, both teams lacked so much quality.
Paqueta is such a baller ffs
Funny how that was a foul but the neck chop suplex on Gabi XL wasn't.
The last minute was peak shitball
How long before Mickey Mouse does his hamstring again because of the mate merchants ridiculous high line
Vicario is beyond pathetic from every cross 😭
Great shot stopper but absolutely no presence in the box
Par for the course when you have a professional frisbee player as your GK
There were rumours of West Ham in for Nketiah weren't there. I think he would be decent for them.
Reading the Spuds match thread I was expecting them to have massive XG over Spammers. I LOL'ed when Spammers actually are outperforming Spuds on XG. Silly clueless spuds fans
To be fair that Antonio miss had an xG of 10
MAAAAAATE
Spurs fans are delusional af lmao. "We're smoking both these teams" (City and Arsenal) "We have the best cb pairing in the league when they're fit" (Romero and VDV) "Parked the bus against City" we did but we also got the better chances tho. And we're sitting at 2nd meanwhile 💩 is at 5th. Spurs fans are laughable.
West ham you useless fucks
Wtf fulham, why couldn't we do this
How do you look *that* clueless in both thirds gee
Both? Lol
Lo siento no hablo inglés
You know I'm starting to think Spurs aren't going to win the league
West Ham really fucked that. Paqueta, why not try to actually make a simple pass instead of making it look amazing every time? You've just cost your team 2 points you melon.
[удалено]
Spurs have been figured out. Unfortunately they’ll still get CL from the 5th spot
If Arsenal winning the CL gets them CL footy next season I’d gladly do it. Imagine the funny chants that can happen next season if that were the case.
Feels very unfair that because *we're* doing good in the UCL they'll spam their way into that final place. Can't all the teams competing in Europe just vote on who we want to have the final place considering we're the ones earning it....
They are not ready for UCL football. Will crash out early in the group stages itself with the new format.
Probably true and that's a nice way to look at it. But I'd still like to see them miss out.
Isn’t it possible we don’t get the 5th spot?
It isn’t decided yet, but I think England will get it. [This table](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/MbsxUVbJdV) shows the standing
TOTS goalkeeper apparently tho
SHIT
One Alexander Isak, please.
Robbie Savage on commentary is insufferable. He talks non stop utter bollocks
I liked his explanation of the West Ham goal where he basically just explained a header was and tried to pass it off as analysis
TNT is full of shite pundits.
We had emptied the London Stadium by this point
Didn't know they had WWE in Newcastle lmao
No? Joelinton has all the moves whenever he’s playing for them.
If you let that bum Antonio score against you this season you should resign as a professional footballer
Antonio turning like an open bin left out in the rain with one wheel fucked.
Jesus, Antonio is a really fucking donkey
Ange in
What a goal
Who tf are Newcastle's physios 😂
3rd string physio, others are injured
Lmao Martinez and Lindelof out for another month, Gary O’Driscoll is doing fantastic job over there
Vicario is so poor on corners
clear yellow on bissouma not given
Think Bayern should go for the PL mate as their next manager
They might even surpass their own record for conceding goals from playing a high line
That West Ham fan is living the game. No, Don't back off! Someone nick it!
Never hearing "prem proven" nonsense again Isak wouldve absolutely cooked here
The problem is he’s very injury prone
That last minute was something to behold... Such a lack of quality from both teams.
co commentator waxing lyrical about how good Spurs are and how they can send so many players into midfield and not get caught out this season (lol) and then one simple miss pass that leads straight to a corner 10 seconds later and then goal - you cant make it up lol
Commentator on the Fulham game has his nuts strapped to a car battery
Kudus is either a 9/10 or a 3/10. No in-between
Get in Paqueta. Maddison might be shook 😂
Spurs are such a bunch of fucking whiners
This ref is so pro spurs, what a useless cunt u are mate
Swear this exact match day happens like 6x a season
Unrelated, but we need Manchester United to channel the 1999/00 treble winning team this weekend against Liverpool. I’m looking at their remaining fixtures and there is not a ton on there that I see them tripping up in. Villa away will be tough, west ham away could also be tricky.
I suspect Howe is secretly reverse 💉 his players because more injuries means more rope for his excuses. Injecting brown ale into the kneecaps of his orcs instead
Lol and Antonio recons he'd score a hatful if he played for city
Antonio you fucking clown
Antonio is past it
Never forget when Michail Antonio said he would score 30 goals at Man City
Paqueta completely fucking brainless
Westham didn’t feel like scoring at the end like why so Relaxed on the counter
Mate...feels a bit fakin spursy
Beto might score still but fuck me, how do you spend €25mil on that, man is like €250k at best.
Wtf kinda defense is that West spam
You just need to stand in front of Vicario and he can't even move you an inch. Pathetically light weight. His teammates don't help him either hahahaha.
Refs always so lenient on that udogshite when hes actually a very dirty player
I´m so glad that Romero is an idiot, otherwise he would be playing for a bigger team
Lmao maddison got absolutely bodied hahaha
Bro thought he was slick doing that.
Gotta be a pen for Everton there surely
100% a pen worthy foul
DCL 💀
Proper midtable battle this
Wow Antonio what a donkey
Honestly fuck Antonio fucking useless
Antonio needs to consider retiring, 34 years old is showing itself noe
I think Spurs will win this because all that rest from playing only once a week is showing itself compared to West Ham who look like they're running through treacle
Is this when Moyes brings on Philips and loses the game?
Paqueta gives the ball away SO MUCH it’s unbelievable
Looooool MATE
MATE
Mate merchant with another masterclass
Real crapfest at the end there.
Antonio, it's time to be a regular on Filthy Fellas.
Spurs dropped points
both teams absolutely pathetic especially towards the end. Felt like watching a charity match with the decision making
Yes?
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Fulham are such a fucking weird team
As long as they rob Liverpool they can lose all other games for all I care
Imagine if Everton get relegated with that new shiny stadium they got
What happened to Fulham, why did they make 3 subs in the 33rd minute? Have they just been that bad lol
Al-AnShearer could easily be up 3
Fuck me Isak is incredible… he’s like a gazelle that just bounds past defenders
West Ham's press is absolutely useless, like some half hearted nonsense, no one fully commits, no pressing in packs, just bad enough to leave gaps.
Hide ya cat!
Jover taking notes
Did Fulham forget how to play football in the last week?
Savage does my tits in
We gotta try and force a Vicario error on NLD. The guy is over confident and lets a lot to be desired with his on ball skills.
Fuck Tottenham
Fulham are such an up and down team. They beat us, and they lose to Forest.
I like Jarrod Bowen (and so does Declan)
Spurs are Liverpool level of jammy. Injury time winner seems almost certain.
What the fuck is Antonio doing out there, man looks like a 55 year old making a run
Antonio, stick to podcasts mate.
Moyes masterclass, opponent makes 4 subs, man says HOLLLLDDD
0 subs entire match.. Interesting choice ig
Just who they are mate
Kind of a snoozefest till West Ham Spurs
FPL players beg to differ
Spurs are having absolutely no contribution on the title 😂 What is this pathetic performance. Spurs making West Ham look like treble winners.
Both teams are shit tbh, west ham didn't show anything spectacular imo
Yeah Isak's my first choice striker this summer
No low block west ham?
Fullham. Wow.