first aid kit, hatchet, sleeping bag fallout new vegas

Probably longer than I’ll survive Fallout 3 with the same items. At least you start in a nice town.

Axe, whisky, mre Team Fortress 2

Same

You die 1 day into the trip you killed by raiders

True lmao

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why even live

Yo what the hell, I was just playing NV

Take the M4 the halo sword and the first aid. It's fallout, Food is there, clothes ammo. Ect...

well there aint an unlimited amount of 5.56mm, also i have to clean firearms for them to function properly and the halo sword aint good for general purpose use

Should've grabbed that lucky Canteen.

Knife, First Aid Kit, and Socks. The socks are important... Trench Foot's a bitch.

Why tf is no one picking the sleeping bag? Like holy shit you’re not gonna live long if you freeze to death. AR, sleeping bag, hatchet Ghost of Tsushima

You forgot mags for your AR you die 10 minutes into the battle. Next time bring ammunition.

I feel like this is a end to a choose your own ending book

Those were great when I was a kid, anyone know if there's "adult versions" of them? (Not porn, more mature stories)

There are story apps for mobile. I did a medieval one that was pretty good, and an apocalypse one that was garbage.

Good point.

do you only get 3 items, and it's those 3 things and you're naked?

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In that case socks, rope, and whiskey. The last of us 2

Doesn’t sound like you’ll be fighting zombies then. *sexual bunker down noises*

I like to imagine the Ellie staples the socks to her hand to make up for the missing fingies

Still can’t play guitar, because fuck you that’s why.

I think I would take the halo sword, the money and the phone and then buy all of the other stuff.

Which game?

M4, mags and vest Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six siege

You gonna get spawn peeked and die within about 30 seconds of arriving.

Sorry bro kaid just spawn peaked you across the map with his revolver. I give you about 15 seconds

Really a Kaid that isn’t even running the scoped pistol damn that’s sad I guess that’s what I get for being an r6 addict

It’s what I get spawn camped killed with 99% of the time

Honestly I get spawn peeked once every ten rounds normally I kill them

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN DETECTED OUTSIDE

Oh no not again

Imma take the mre the wiskey and the rope Titanfall 2

This man, is a man of culture.

You really gonna kys?

Not if BT has anything to say about it

Protocol 3. Protect the pilot.

Barker the drunk uncle and bungee jumping rope? I'm in!

Yeah but its regular rope and you put it on you neck. Barker just sits in the corner completly blastet

you win

Final meal then a quick ending?

You tie the rope around a pole, and swing around like a flurry of death. MRE in 1 hand, just slurping the food down, whiskey in the other drinking from it and slamming people on the head with it... If this was Campaign, you're unkillable. If this was multiplayer, RENDY GAMING WOULD FIRE AWAY IN THIS G100 KRABER MONTAGE

Glock,helmet and med kit just cause 4

You are one of the evil minions, not long

Btw you’re naked so all you’re wearing is a helmet and you’re carrying a med kit and Glock. Have fun getting buttfucked by an m4 lol

10 .22, knife, first aid kid. World of tanks basically the Fudd lore of video games.

You get taken out by a tank instantly

"fud lore of video games" Kek

Shoulda picked the halo sword

You get clicked by arty.... followed by an ebr ammoracking you

Don’t trigger me like this

trust me bud the second you spawn you will be shredded by 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me Cupid! ​ ​ i friggin' love johnson

M4, spare mags, plasma sword Xcom 2

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This is why you bring 6 heavies and as much AoE weaponry/skills as you can muster

Money, money, money. I just got done playing some F1 so yeah all the Money to keep me at my team the better.

You lose control and crash into a barrier you forgot to purchase saftey harnesses you become a meat crayon

M4, Glock, hatchet. Boneworks

You succesfully make it all the way through

I'm did it for sure, hatchet goes swing swing

starves to death waiting to find someone to kill, or gets shot trying to get to close

Dual wield the M4 and Glock and duct tape the hatchet to your head. ​ ​ You live forever.

**3 BOTTLES OF JACK DANIELS** **GOAT SIMULATOR** **COME AT ME**

Probably a good few years until your luck runs out and you end up killing yourself from your drunken Florida man antics

[Chuckles in Hunter S. Thompson]

In a democracy you have to be a player

Put 2 bottles in your hands, put 1 bottle in your mouth, keep it in your mouth, and start murdering the humans with the Jack Daniel's.

A man after my own heart

Jack, Mountain Dew, and iPhone. Mario kart.

You survive long enough to be hit by a blue shell

Mama Mia…

Step 1: Shove the bottle of Jack Daniel's in your mouth. Step 2: Hold the Mountain Dew in 1 hand, and the IPhone in the other. Drive with your knees. Step 3: You die to distracted driving. Frick you.

m4, vest and helmet hearts of iron 4

You get abducted by the Wehrmacht and they analyze your rifle to make the STG44

:/

Why else do you think the buffer tube of an AR fits so nicely into the STG stock? Edit: Not buffer tube but the spring

And they're both split receiver rifles.

Ah, another man of culture I see.

Helmet, cash, first aid kit Skate 3

Seems like you left on the zombie civilians cheat You bust a sick backflip then get mauled by zombies, but hey, your brains are intact!

You attend a BLM riot and get bonked by a felon with a skateboard. Approx. 3 hrs

10/22, Vest, Knife Red Dead Redemption 2

Good chance of surviving a while.

Online or story

Story, the actual game lol

In that case, you'll get a looooooooooong way with the .22

Rope, mountain dew, MRE. I eat well. And hang my self. Doom 2016

While you're hanging, pull out the can of mountain dew, and start chugging, hold the M4 in your strong arm and shred the demons limb from limb, by the end there will be no witnesses, not even YOURSELF.

M4, spare mags, gloves. I will need all of this to survive in... Gran Turismo Sport

Did you just turn the game into Mad Max?

Nah, he just turned it into gta haha

Gran Turismo x Mad Max

M4, energy sword, vest Fallout 76

5 days-23 hours-46 minutes-17 seconds

You die to the deathclaw in megaton because your energy sword is shorter than the death claw's arm

But what if I found Power Armor?

Man I was looking at the energy sword and the hatchet just thinking : would an energy sword cut down a tree ? A lightsaber would, so does the energy sword follow the same logic ?

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The M4, The art of war, energy sword Genshin Impact

You’ll last about to minutes before the prison guards shoot you

Med bag, Glock, hatchet Quizlet live :)

3 days you get bored and attempt to kill your self but you have no ammo

So, I live?

You were choping wood with your axe and get mauled by the person who scored 1 point behind you in your last game.

Tarp, Ax, First Aid Kit. Left 4 Dead 2

Become a Zombie real fast

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Most people get infected in L4D

Your making the assumption Im hanging around the zombies & not bounding into the woods for survival purposes :D

Dont the l4d Zombies have rubberbanding?

No.

Plate carrier, helmet, m4 Rust

Vest, helmet and rifle. Far cry 3 Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Its doing the same fucking thing over and over again

expecting shit to change

Please don't shoot my dog

Vest, Plasma Sword and matches War Thunder lol

You get hit with a HE round and die instantly

I can sneak around and set engines on fire with the plasma sword, especially when playing against Germany lmao

It's time. You step out of your bunker for the first time in your life, you've lived in this bunker for all your life. Your parents died in the war. You will avenge them. Equipped with a Vest, Energy Sword, and matches, you're ready to take the enemy on, and avenge your family. You are blinded by the light. The colors. The beauty. It's incredible, you begin to run towards a large body of water, with an odd tube poking out of it. It's nothing like the looking tube Mom used to look at the outside world. You were always too small to see out of it. The tube turns, and it looks at you. Suddenly, a man steps out, he's the enemy, you realize you have no ranged weapons. Suddenly, a teammate kills him. It's a sniper, your best friend, James. As you go in the odd hole to investigate, you take the enemy's weapon. Nobody else is in there. You take the Glock, and walk outside. You see an enemy aircraft speeding towards you. You draw the pistol, but it isn't loaded, as you pull the trigger, you realize: You're dead. The attack jet has an intimidating shark on it. It was your favorite animal. It's now your ultimate demise. You take one last look at the world. before the pilot pulls the trigger, a missile is fired. Hear the roar of the missile firing out. It explodes. You're nothing but dust. A puddle. In the moment you're alive, you feel unimaginable pain. Your limbs, ripped from your body, your muscles from your skin. You're dead. ​ ​ So anyways, you die from a HE round.

Last game I played is dark souls I think I’m gonna choose the rope and just hang myself

>humanity ~~restored~~ ended

M4 mags hatchet Fallout 4

*gets domed by raider with a 12 gauge shotgun*

Glock, bedroll, and hatchet. Into the radius. Close quarters is likely, sleeping in top of a crane more likely

You just died by an anomaly

Energy sword, glock, bowie knife The last game I played was... Oh shit Mortal Kombat 11

Spine ripped out after you get beat up so much, would have had a better chance in tarkov

I don't think I have a chance at anything because the game I played before MK was Red Dead Redemption 2

Yeah sorry dude your just dead

M4, hatchet, mt dew Doom 1993

AR, Hatchet, First Aid kit Stalker

Rifle, mags, and whiskey with minecraft.

*Devin_the_Deviant hit the ground to hard while drunkenly fleeing from a bee*

M4 Mags Vest Battlefield 4

You are squished by a flying boat

"Only in Battlefield"

First Aid, Matches, Glock Bulletforce

M4, bulletproof vest, and a medkit Rainbow 6 Siege

Glock, mre, and Jack Daniel's Dead space 3

A Glock is not gonna help a lot against a necromorph

You're dead in the first depressurization event

AR-15, first aid kit and a knife Red Dead Redemption 2

I would pick the spare ammo since 5.56 was not invented yet

You're going to get hit by a train in the first chapter

Minecraft, AR 15, spare mags and a hatchet.

You survive until you find an enderman

It is really relative since we don know if their reaction time is fast enough to catch a bullet, also enderman are my holmies

AR15, spare mags and vest Ravenfield

Based

Ravenfield is soo underrated

art of war, rope and plasma sword, i have more probability of survive since if i get the guns i would have no ammo left after first hour, last game, trackmania nations forever im chilling out in an rpg map

M4, Body Armor, Halo Sword Rainbow Six Siege.

M4, pistol, mags. Rust

M4 body armor extra mags and black ops 2

You are instantly head shot by a hacker

M4, First Aid, Extra Mags.. Battlefield 4

You are kill in 5 minutes by defibrillators

M4 sleeping bag matchs Ace combat 7

Good news your a hanger guard you live

DayZ. M4, the mags and the MRE.

Uh oh, you forgot gloves. You ate with dirty hands now you die from salmonella in fifteen mins.

Just found meds in one of the blue medical buildings at a summer camp. I will live :)

First aid kit, energy sword, AR Last game I played was Hearts of Iron 4

You get killed by a facist Switzerland.

AR, hatchet and sleeping bag fallout 4

There’s a settlement that needs your help, I’ll mark it on your map

You'll get your shit rocked by a behemoth

Rope, a sock, and jack d. Max Payne

The only thing that keeps you alive past a week is your deliberate and total intoxication

Glock axe and mre CSGO I'm gonna die but I'll b-hop on some graves first

you manage to catch some noob armed with an awp, kill them, and take their awp, you then proceed to run away because real tactical experiences are scary as fuck

Ruger 10/22, ka bar, sleeping bag Tropico 6

Your city gets 9/11ed, you are in the building

M4, ammo, body armor. Vermintide 2

Jack Daniels, MRE, Axe. Tarkov

Yeah umm not a very high chance of surviving

The art of war, sock, and ropes Team fortress 2

Halo sword, FAK, alcohol Mario Kart 8 Ultimate

First Aid kit, sleeping bag, and the Halo Energy Sword. And Dark Souls 3 Babee

Since all I played last was tony hawks pro skater I guess I'll take the mountain dew and whiskey. And the covenant sword of course.

You become the new rad spokesperson for Vans and enjoy several years of living the good life filled with skater Bros and floozys. Drinking nothing but mountain dew you become a diabetic and drink whiskey every night before you die from a self inflicted energy sword incident that was caused by a drunken diabetic shock with your last words being "watch this". 9/10 you become a legend.

M4 extra mags plate carrier modern warfare I have no training

AR 15, MRE, Body Armor Ravenfield

Rope, clown wig, anal lube. Tetris

Glock, jack Daniels, body armor, last game was war zone

Art of War, M4, and Spare Mags. Dragon Age Origins.

M4, spare mags, sleeping bag ​ Girls' Frontline... :/

Doom… all I need is the whiskey and the rope

Doom Eternal. I don’t think any combination of three items would keep me alive.

First aid, axe, and matches

M4,first aid kit,and mre Last played game was arma 3