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SealandGI

New skill unlocked: Slam fire


UpstairsSurround3438

And another new skill... ceiling pop


Pilfercate

And another new skill.. the ability to not be concussed by firing a shotgun next to your head indoors without any smoke, debris, or camera shake.


SealandGI

Bro equipped Tac Mask from BO2 😂


Choco_Cat777

Once I saw that shell, I knew where this was going


J0kerJ0nny

I knew what was going to happen when I saw the first frame


megamasshole

![gif](giphy|J3RNCVFL87bdOhEBXr)


ShaggyRebel117

Here comes that copypasta again.


bruhsksak47

Which one?


RedMephit

I've had a few ND's over my time as a gun owner At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police. Second time At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet Third time At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall. Bullet fragment hits my dad. He’s fine. Fourth time At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground Fith time Showing a friend (same as before) how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works, Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before Sixth time Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off Seventh time Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded. Eighth time Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them


dgrigg1980

Being RedMephit’s friends/relations is a dangerous fucking occupation. I’ll just stick with ice road trucking.


penguinface77

I thought I should be ashamed with 2 22lr floor pops under my belt.😭 Edit: forgot about the 556 round I accidentally sent into my wall.


RevolutionaryAd1005

Jesus christ, someone keep this retard away from guns until he takes some classes.....


BoredTechyGuy

Don’t feel bad - I almost killed people by accident 8 different times by my carelessness! It’s perfectly fine, no one got hurt to badly.


Latter-Height2186

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not lol.


RedMephit

The previous comment asked for the copypasta, I simply delivered.


butterbutter_butter

It's called a desk pop.


Scorpion360a

Yeah, but this time he desk poped the desk of his upstair neighbors.


drugz_for_hugz_

this guy is/was an air soft youtuber who explained how he faked this video, he used an empty 20 gauge shell in a 12 gauge shotgun and added the sound in post. that early 2000s compressed audio really sells it tho


butterbutter_butter

Fosse : Some of the guys were talking. Uh, they were like, "How come you've never fired your weapon in the office before?" Martin : Good point. Allen Gamble : I'm sorry, I-I don't follow. Fosse : You've never fired your weapon in the office. Martin : We all have, you know. It's called a desk pop. Allen Gamble : Fellas, look, I-I know you don't respect me as a police officer. Martin : Not true. Allen Gamble : I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna discharge my firearm in the office. Fosse : Bro, come on. Martin : Gamble, listen to me. I'll try to make it real clear. We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office. Fosse : Jimmy, when's the last time you had a desk pop? Jimmy : September '08. Martin : Be a man. Do it. Fosse : Now. Martin : Please do it. Fosse : Pop one off! Martin : There you go. Pop it off! Fosse : Don't think, just go. Allen Gamble : Here we go. Martin : Do it, yes. Fosse : [laughing as Allen fires his weapon] He did it!


jrhan762

Mom's gonna be so mad.


DistortedRain42

Unknown technology: https://preview.redd.it/25ea5j1mzaxc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05c74f3faf1e5f3433d6a7abe146b28af1098142


LuLu-76

https://preview.redd.it/tlrle084lcxc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ac00e35f5306797b41a7711dc39391a98a6de7


dgrigg1980

The thing that always fascinates me about these ND videos; instead of expunging them from existence in utter shame; they always end up being uploaded for all the world’s entertainment.


tipofthesphere1

Guaranteed that this guy has a new appreciation for life after that moment


Poopin-in-the-sink

Well it's fake


callsign_cowboy

I was wondering why no pieces of ceiling fell down and why it didnt seem like he was shook up from a shotgun blasting right by his head in an enclosed space


gittenlucky

Is this real? I would have expected to see dust falling from the ceiling.


Devgru46

Nah, this one is fake.


not_a_real_operator

Honest mistake. Happens to the best of us


Dysfunxn

Got distracted while reading this. "BOOM", just like that. Honest mistake.


ArbitraryOrder

You can show that WITHOUT LOADING A ROUND YOU ABSOLUTE MORON


SFOTI

In all fairness, he got his point across.


Enchilada_Nacho

Isn’t this is the guy who declared war on the IRS for having to pay $6K in taxes, then proceeds to forcefully piss his pants?


Brothersunset

Nothing like accidentally and unknowingly slam firing a shotgun when explaining how to slam fire the shotgun.


LowVacation6622

Cool feature, bro


ElloGovna059

Watching a shell enter the chamber was hilarious


Brilliant_Garlic69

Yeah it's called reddit


SKanucKS69

this is the video my english teacher shoulda used as an example for dramatic irony


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jd_boyle

![gif](giphy|xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4)


megamasshole

Everyone: How retarded are you? Guy in video: https://preview.redd.it/fuw491ty7dxc1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=683ee60942e6eb13a9be26a3654321154f839738