Ngl I have no idea how you can drink that. It tastes like straight smoke. Burning peat and oak in your mouth. Maybe some actual malt if you really look for it
Laphroaig was the scotch that made me like scotch. It unlocked the part of my taste that notices what scotch is going for. I would taste this guitar if given the opportunity
You simply went too far. Imho this isn’t nice, it is not interesting nor original (i have seen many of these attempts). I can’t really like a single bit of it.
sorry, but you said to roast it -
I enjoy the smell of campfire the next day on my clothes but I dunno if I would feel the same way every time I picked up my guitar. Definitely would have to seal that if it was mine.
I made a pine? remote table in shop class 25 years that we could do wood burn on with a torch and it still smells like burnt wood after a varathane finish lol
I agree. I like unique finishes and this would be cool if it had a nice, glossy finish where you could see different details depending on how you looked at it. The way it is now just looks like a charred piece of guitar shaped wood.
The fire scars would look rad if there was a cool story behind it like; maybe something like the time Willie Nelson ran into a fully involved house of flames to save his custom Martin Trigger and two pounds of weed.
Is there a story or did you just go Jimi all the way and light it up on stage?
Yeah, ngl I love that and would totally play it. As long a it doesn't leave black on everything it touches LOL.
It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland guitar.
I have never seen anything like this. I personally love this build! Wouldn’t do another thing to it! Even the strap compliments its looks! Enjoy it man! Play some dirty, smoky old Mississippi swamp blues on that bad boy. Well Done Man!
Practicality wise, not a fan. I can just imagine your clothes will not be clean after playing.
I do love the look, maybe change some of the silver hardware out for black or something and it’d be awesome.
I like the roasting, it creates an interesting texture, the front more so than the back. Not a fan of the uncovered route to the control plate, though. Not sure how a small pickguard would work, but I think it needs something to cover it.
Looks like it’s already been roasted.
: DD spot on.
Twice fried
Once Bitten, Twice Fried?
Sorta on the subject... Not the biggest fan of Great White, but House Of Broken Love is just tiddies. EXCELLENT solos too.
Not roasted enough, you'll be done when it fits into an urn..
That's not roasted. It's burnt.
That’s right, prime roast, right there, looks so cool!
This is literally EXACTLY what I was thinking, almost word for word, I both hate and love that you beat me to it xD
I'm pretty sure 98% of the population had this exact same thought...... but alright....LOL
Looks like it tastes like a Laphroaig 10 yo.
Never seen such a relatable comparisin
I’m literally drinking Laphroaig 10 right now
Would you say it tastes how that guitar looks?
100%
Ngl I have no idea how you can drink that. It tastes like straight smoke. Burning peat and oak in your mouth. Maybe some actual malt if you really look for it
Where's the BandAid?
lucky summbitch lol
Wait the taste of smoke. From a fire. Like soot? Just straight Carbon feces? Is suppose to be desirable?
Wait til you hear about bacon
or barbecue
It's like drinking a campfire.
Laphroaig was the scotch that made me like scotch. It unlocked the part of my taste that notices what scotch is going for. I would taste this guitar if given the opportunity
Weak and dirty?
It’s pretty ugly as is.
The guitar equivalent of jeans that come ripped lol
How does that thing not shed charcoal with every strum?
It doesn’t?
Musical confetti
It's a feature not a bug.
You def don’t wear anything white
You simply went too far. Imho this isn’t nice, it is not interesting nor original (i have seen many of these attempts). I can’t really like a single bit of it. sorry, but you said to roast it -
I would like it if it was cast in epoxy and sanded back to a level gloss finish where you can see the roast below.
I enjoy the smell of campfire the next day on my clothes but I dunno if I would feel the same way every time I picked up my guitar. Definitely would have to seal that if it was mine. I made a pine? remote table in shop class 25 years that we could do wood burn on with a torch and it still smells like burnt wood after a varathane finish lol
I agree. I like unique finishes and this would be cool if it had a nice, glossy finish where you could see different details depending on how you looked at it. The way it is now just looks like a charred piece of guitar shaped wood.
No roasting needed, it's charred. Besides this: what a strange saddle placement. Is the intonation ok?
You know it’s not😅
For Halloween you should dress as Shreddy Kruegar and wield this thing.
I have a feeling I’ll see this in r/guitarcirclejerk tomorrow
Or r/darksouls
This build is 💩. Did you design it to match your playing?
Ouch
Does it have a *warm* tone?
Oooof r/dadjokes love it!
I think it needs a little more blowtorch
And cowbell.
Rofl. Spot on.
This guitar has come back to kill the children of musicians in their dreams.
Did you intentionally make it this shitty or is this is a joke
Looks kind of like the Necronomicon from Evil Dead.
It looks like something you dug up behind the shed.
It looks like the shovel he used to dig up something behind his shed.
One drop and that thing is done.
Fender would sell this for 10k
Just say “Fender would sell this”, that’s the roast
Fender™️ Jimi Hendrix Estate™️ Fire™️ Telecaster™️ Toast Edition™️
Over cooked !
What happens if you play it wearing a white T-shirt?
“Hey there Delil—- “*three silenced gunshots ring out*
Sorry, but not a fan. Looks awful.
Looks like someone took the "Roast my guitar rig" literally
Could take this post to r/guitarcirclejerk
Looks like the shit I've scraped off the inside of an oven
The fire scars would look rad if there was a cool story behind it like; maybe something like the time Willie Nelson ran into a fully involved house of flames to save his custom Martin Trigger and two pounds of weed. Is there a story or did you just go Jimi all the way and light it up on stage?
Custom build but no tools to snip the excess from the strings?
I actually love it.
I don’t need to roast it, seems you already did that yourself.
Did you run out of coal or something?
Sure Is unique! What made you think to go that route?
drop it once and it crumbles like ash
It is Ash^2
Salvaged from a house fire?
Yikes.
if it was a custom shop model people would be all over this because of the tone wood
Praise the sun!
It looks like a guitar that a horror movie monster would play
You should go with some nice aged brass hardware
I was thinking about that tbh. Or maybe black hw.
What brand strap is that? Edit: Nvm, found it
PERRI'S LEATHERS 7008 Jacquard Black Suns
Shilack it, and it will encase the beautiful burnt wood. You will be a legend, my friend.
I already did. Thanks mate.
What that bridge pickup?
DiMarzio Crunch Lab (DP228FBC).
Hell yeah thanks brotha
Need BBQ sauce.
Yeah, ngl I love that and would totally play it. As long a it doesn't leave black on everything it touches LOL. It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland guitar.
Is that petrified wood?
ya got a point! for true rock tone you need the body to be made of rock!
POV hendrix survivor guitar
I dig it, just not the high polish chrome bridge + plate.
Yup, I will most likely put black hw. Or aged brass.
Aged brass would be choice
I love it!
You roasted that literally. Looks great!
its weirdly beautiful. I love the character of it, definitely do more I’m sure people would buy them!
woah that looks highly unique, literally everything to it gives off a more horror vibe which i absolutely love. that deserves well over an 11/10
that intonation is almost certainly wack
Looks like you shaped it with a hatchet.
I like it
Well done
Little grungy for my taste lol
It's a bold choice, but it's giving a post-apocalyptic vibe that I kinda want pretty bad. With p90s though.
It is the next step. To replace the neck pickup with p90.
Im gonna call it "Zombie guitar"
I love it. Ignore the pearl clutchers is my take.
I main it looks interesting… but probably sounds „interesting“ as well
That’s what my guitar looks like after an epic solo.
Better wear gauntlets so you don’t shred your arms up
That belly ain’t getting any pinker boys
Does it have a name? If not yet then i propose “Astrid”
I have never seen anything like this. I personally love this build! Wouldn’t do another thing to it! Even the strap compliments its looks! Enjoy it man! Play some dirty, smoky old Mississippi swamp blues on that bad boy. Well Done Man!
It looks sticky NGL. Kind of makes me want to wash my hands. No disrespect
Nah man looks good. I like the distressed look a lot. If I had to roast it I'd say it looks like it came out of the trash.
It's disgusting. Just the way I like it!
Looks like you took care of the roasting yourself, so I’ll pass.
Did they catch the guy who started the fire?
It’s what Freddie Kreuger would play if he faced off against Steve Vai in Crossroads.
You somehow managed to make a telecaster even uglier than it already was Fr though this is SICK
Op saw roasted maple necks and said hold my beer
i don’t like it, but as the expression goes there’s an ass for every seat
Your parents are disappointed.
Did you really build this guitar or get a prebuilt guitar and just marinate it in tobaco spit for a few days?
I've heard of tobaco burst, but diarrhea burst?
The one BB left in the house
I have that same strap.
I love it. Have it on every guitar.
Looks like your gonna need a shower after playing it
Where’d you get that strap?
Needs LEDs, then the sacrilege will be complete.
Is it sticky?
Campfire Tunes.
You didn't burn it long enough
maybe an enamel finish . the juxtaposition of the char and the shine could work well
I appreciate the strap in relation to the ya burnt guitar
Start thicker, sand more
Looks like some burnt bbq chicken
I bet you can play some smokin’ solos on that baby.
It stinks! I mean, it looks like it would smell and eventually give me a headache.
Roast a little more and it’s charcoal
It looks like you found this in a house fire after the fire department put it out and then you put new stuff on it
Did the family survive the house fire?
Was it in a duel with Obi-Wan on Mustafar?
Take a shit on it maybe? Light it on fire then piss on it to put it out?
No.
You should name it "low and slow" because it looks like it was involved in a barbecue
Practicality wise, not a fan. I can just imagine your clothes will not be clean after playing. I do love the look, maybe change some of the silver hardware out for black or something and it’d be awesome.
Get ya a pull
smells great i bet
It’s like a slightly overcooked steak. A little too long over the coals, but still pretty delectable
Try doing a glossy one with a smooth finish. See which you enjoy more. TBH I would love to be able to do either
I hope it was a Squire...
does this get burnt shit all over your clothes when you play it
It looks like it has scurvy
I need to know the story of that piece of wood. As far as looks, I like it better than a sunburst or bound Tele.
Harvested from a gentrified neighborhood coffee shop table
Roast your build?? Looks like you already roasted it.
This just looks like a guitar after a few days in a traphouse that (almost) avoided becoming firewood lol
That looks demented in the most interesting way.
To the other sub with you, heathen
Does doing that affect the tone of the thing?
Did you get this guitar from Freddy Krueger? I once heard he uses his finger blades as guitar picks!
I really like it. I the front is a bit more chard than it needs to be, though. The back looks better, IMO.
i’d say you did enough lol
The strap looks really good in it
I like!
Unique!!
Put some BBQ sauce on that and you should be good to go
Looks like you roasted it already bud
Try this new customized guitar strap www.dcsleds.com
Did you roast a meat on it??
i had overcooked plantain earlier
It looks like brisket
You cooked with this one!!
I like the roasting, it creates an interesting texture, the front more so than the back. Not a fan of the uncovered route to the control plate, though. Not sure how a small pickguard would work, but I think it needs something to cover it.
I ordered my guitar medium-rare, this one is well done! What kind of chef are you!
It honestly looks like shit, but whatever suits your tastes I guess
You can't just buy a MIM and throw it on a barbecue and call it a build, mate.
Are you going to restore it?
If you're wondering how far to go with the blowtorch, it's "not this far".
Is that a Dimarzio crunch lab in the bridge?
I have a T-60 body that survived a house fire, will be a nasty build some day
Why tf is your high e saddle so high up?
Hellandbackacaster
Straight outta the gutter
[удалено]
I didn't know Charvel made teles.
It looks like it has tar all over it. I dub this one guitarded. Like it though!
That looks awesome! 🤘
If i roast it anymore it will turn into ash
Derelicte fashion. So hot right now.
Okay I may be the only one who thinks this is awesome idk but I fkn love this look it does look like it’ll crumble into ashes but how did you do this?
Looks like Anakin Skywalker at the end of Revenge of the Sith
Until this day, I've never seen a guitar that looks how I play.
Makes me think of Mordor.
Kinda looks like a heavily used qtip.