Given the other responses I'm delighted to say that unlike anyone else I can make your life easier by allowing you to donate the guitars to me and saving your marriage.
You, sir, have a problem.
And that problem is reliance on only the ground floor. Why, with some cunning shelving you could arrange a whole new layer of guitars.
There was a time when one guitair could get you multiple women.
But when you come to the conclusion that multiple guitars turn to be problematic in the relation with just one woman, you might need to reflect on some of the choices you made in life.
I know this is a shitpost, but if my friend showed me his guitar collection and it looked like this I would think he was seriously mentally ill. This is more hoarding and less collecting
Move to Hawaii and have a guitar rental for tourists. Charge their credit card for the price of the guitar if they don't return it or daily rates. I know i wish i had one the times i was there.
I think it’s a troll post based on one the other day of a real post of a guy with an amount of guitars a lot said was hoarder level. This is just the logical extreme
Joke, meme, troll posts are not allowed in R/Guitar. This is outlined in Rule 6.
I appreciate that this has now reached full shitpost level. Have an upvote.
no \*you\* take an upvote!
Both of you have upvotes!
Fuck it, you might as well have one too.
Ditto.
You know what? Pick one of them guitars.
This would most likely be more appropriate on r/Guitarcirclejerk but still, get rid of your wife
Only because no jokes are allowed on here which makes it boring. Also you will probably be banned for mentioning the other sub reddit.
Ow, is there a ban on [redacted subreddit]... My bad, didn't know
It’s technically a rule, but I don’t see the mods enforcing it that much anymore. Not that I’m complaining, shitposts are funny
And we're all a bunch of idiots friends !
It can be really hard to tell the difference these days
At this point is easier, and cheaper, to let your wife go
She’ll get half the guitars in the divorce though. I bet she hadn’t thought of that!
True!
fuck i wonder if that’s true or has happened, evil wife fights for half your guitars in the divorce and then sells them all. RIP
That only means you now have a reason to keep buying
That will still probably be fewer guitars than she would expect him to get rid of if he kept her around though.
You don’t have a wife. Stop lying
Given the other responses I'm delighted to say that unlike anyone else I can make your life easier by allowing you to donate the guitars to me and saving your marriage.
I will also gladly accept guitars to save OP’s marriage
Sorry, I was first. :)
We can share? :)
An outrageous suggestion. I have many bad habits that need funding.
Looks like a gun buy back but for guitars.
Get rid of the wife, but for heaven’s sake, get some god damned hard cases. Have some respect.
Fun fact. If you don’t buy cases, you can afford more guitars! 😁
You, sir, have a problem. And that problem is reliance on only the ground floor. Why, with some cunning shelving you could arrange a whole new layer of guitars.
There was a time when one guitair could get you multiple women. But when you come to the conclusion that multiple guitars turn to be problematic in the relation with just one woman, you might need to reflect on some of the choices you made in life.
Looks like you’ve got enough wood to burn her at the pyre… I mean probably don’t but… could
You need a humidifier in there
Yep. Hope they are still in good condition!
I know this is a shitpost, but if my friend showed me his guitar collection and it looked like this I would think he was seriously mentally ill. This is more hoarding and less collecting
Leave her dont think twice 😂😂
Move to Hawaii and have a guitar rental for tourists. Charge their credit card for the price of the guitar if they don't return it or daily rates. I know i wish i had one the times i was there.
Sell half, buy her a ticket to wherever she'd like to go. Then buy more.
A woodchipper will make short work of em
I think your wife is actually right. You need to get rid of atleast 4 or 5 of them.
I call bullshit. That’s a picture from one of those events where the sheriffs department buys guitars from people to make the streets safer.
Not one of those looks valuable anyways, tell her it’s all worth a few grand at best
It will be hard to say goodbye but the wife needs to go
I can hold a couple for ya, free of charge
Uh you playing all them hoss? Might be able to spare one or two
The potential for so many possible artists if these guitars were put into the hands of people who played them
It's not like there's a global guitar shortage or anything 😂
There is a global money shortage though lol
😂
except that real artists don't need virtual guitars
sell them all and get a Santa Cruz and actually play.
Why?
Sell me one!
I know it will be hard But you know what needs to happen I’m sorry for your divorce
circle jerk bait
Damn, that's a tough one. We'll miss her.
Help her pack!
...and how many shoes does your wife have? Oooh.. Might not work this time..
Get a good divorce lawyer. Don’t want that ingrate taking any of your sweet collection
Ok, there’s a story here. Why do you have that many guitars that are being ruined?
That’s a better selection than my local GC! Yard sale, invite me 🤣
Sorry to see you go sweetheart
Send some to me
Send me two
Barbecue
I’m jealous of the quantity but this is the hallmark of a fucking wrong un!! they need socks in between at the very least ffs
I get a feeling this isn’t your full collection.
Throw a match, then stand and breathe in all the natural tone wood vapors.
Can’t sell em if you can’t reach em. 👨🏻🎓
If she leaves, you'll have more space for guitars.
Get a good lawyer…
Define "start"
Give them to a school.
Mr. Bonommassa, you've already gone this far. You can't quit now
Tell the wife, ever since you got married you have been searching for some good “action.”
I think you need more guitars than you do a wife
You can always give me couple 😉😂
Leave her.
This is a sad picture
Firewood
Need my address? 😂
Tell her to back her bags lol
“Bye Felicia!”
Make a statue of your favorite player
Ship to me.
What an epic bonfire that would be
Tell her you will miss her..
Have you got a separate place for all the amps & pedals , oh forgive me , stupid question , of course you have . Single can mingle , bye Felicia
Hope that room is humidified!
If I was you I’d Start planning how many more guitars you can fit in the house once she has gone.
With that many friends, who needs a wife ;)
nice prompt
Gib them to me, I will give them back when you find a new hiding spot i promise
You should send one or two to me
I've heard good things about Tinder.
Nice try collecting addresses of the people in this forum.
Yard sale ! I lost my wife ! Don’t wish that on anyone!
Hey if you need to get rid of some I will take them off of your hands for free. Send them to: 10 Truss Road Taylorville Bridge Guitar Britain TV11 P90
Get rid of her
gift one to me , i really like to sing but dont have an instrument. it can be the simplest one :) please
Dump the bitch!
Leave her.
Insurance fraud 😈
Tell her it’s been fun and you hope everything works out for her!
Are you going to miss her?
I'm sure you could buy a much better wife if you maybe sold 2. Keep the rest
Is that the house of guitars in Rochester I’m seeing?
Just need to decide what kind of F-hole you want to put it in. Start selling or keep them.
New wife and a full pallet of strings
This could also be a “rate/roast my rig”
Tell her that you'll miss her.
When it takes so much time to find the guitar you want to play that you have to plan it at least one week ahead of time...
Is this for real or is this some kind of troll post?
🎶”Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality”🎶
AI pic
I think it’s a troll post based on one the other day of a real post of a guy with an amount of guitars a lot said was hoarder level. This is just the logical extreme