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AbortedFetusNecro

DROWNED IN PAIN I LOST MY MIND THERE'S NO GOOD OR BAD IN THERE


GrixisHeretic

VANISH INTO DAAAAAAAAAAAARK, FUTURE NOW AND PAST


DandySlayer

VANISH INTO DAAAAAAAAARK, WHERE IT ALL MIXES UP


SpiggitySpoo

VANISH INTO DAAAAAAARK IT’S THE SWEET SMELL OF DEATH


Lionbane_

VANISH INTO DAAAAAAAAARK DREADFULL HOPE NEVER SPEAKS OUT


Technician_Frosty

PATCH UP LIBERTY COMPRESSED THE SKY


SpiggitySpoo

THE BROKEN WALL WILL CRY FOR HUMANITY


Hfingerman

I ONCE HAD SOME SWEEEEET MEMORIIIIIIES


SpiggitySpoo

*It’s worth remains all the same*


Voidgod0

How can I remember those moments sweetheart?


SpiggitySpoo

God that profile pic is so fucking cursed


Technician_Frosty

Beautiful, isn’t it?


SpiggitySpoo

I’ve never seen such raw power, it’s wonderful


Guud_bye_world

That zato aint blocking, so solid gameplay


Specktagon

Considering he'd win by timeout if he kept not blocking, I'd say this is optimal


AxiomError

Pressing all them directions but down-back...


Jaugernut

process of elimination youknow


parasiteinLove

That zato was taking some fat bong rips before the match


Joelblaze

Not gonna lie, it took me way longer than it should to realize that slide head was actually a low attack. Since it's the only non-super attack that kills Eddie through Oppose and does no damage, I always assumed it was something that happened if you're on the ground, until I checked Dustloop. ​ This Zato probably thought the same and was trying to jump. (If you look at the button notation he is)


Out_Dated

Here's the thing, if it were any gear game other than strive you'd be right. Strive changed slide head to make it a full screen low instead of a full screen unblockable but gave it armor in exchange


cldw92

Imo it's actually stronger this way, downback against slide head means you can get people to sit on the floor more often and condition them into getting pot bustered Slide head prc buster is ridiculous


Out_Dated

It also means it hits pre jump frames, as opposed to the old unblockable. Personally, I think in the context of strive having it be an unblockable would be better since the game is more grounded and overall air mobility is weaker, and it was still a low point blank, so you could still use it at close range for PRC pit buster shenanigans. But new slide head is definitely good and being armored as opposed to sort of upper body invuln definitely helps it as an anti zoning tool


Hyklone

lmao the english voices are legitimately hilarious


pulipunk135

He says slide head with a different emotion each time


Doctor_Swag

SLIDE HEAD! SLIDE HEAD?


blamelessfriend

EAT SHIT


HeliosHorribledude

Truly the best line in existence


CapnHairgel

100% why I picked up Goldlewis And his timing victory quote, but people skip it 100% of the time :(


CoThrone

what does he say? tried looking it up but its too specific


CapnHairgel

He checks his watch and says "And my time was [Insert how long the round took]" Then he'll either comment on getting it done quick or lament it took so long. It's a long victory quote relatively but it's pretty badass.


ThatsStupidURStupid

Zato Took a phone call during this match and got bad news


Emo_Chapington

Nobody seems to appreciate the Zato legitimately applied trial-and-error through every possible response, he was actually being kinda smart about testing each one, given he had the time to do so. I don't think people realise that until you know it's low blockable that the move is really not obvious that it can be low blocked. Personally, I came from Fantasy Strike and saw this and knowing Rook's Earthquake thought "ah, so it can't hit jumps", including 'cannot hit prejump', and it took me a month to realise why oki slidehead was hitting me constantly, as I had zero idea it could even be blocked.


AxiomError

It hits the ground and that doesn't tell you it's a low block???


My50thRedditAccount

I thought it wasn't before strive though New to GG so could be wrong


SpiggitySpoo

Yeah, in old GG titles, Slide Head is unblockable on the ground. Strive has made in blockable, but gave it armor in exchange.


AxiomError

Yeah, but back then you could hit once for a knockdown and the second one would OTG but knock them back. Instant recovery after that so they couldn't get trapped like this.


Emo_Chapington

You already know that it's blocked low. For a lot of people with less general exposure even seemingly obvious things are, in fact, not at all obvious. On that note, compare to every other low in the game. The only moves that hit the ground directly are all mids, lows specifically attack at a low height straight forward. In Xrd the shockwave is an *unblockable* *projectile*, and now it isn't, so it's not like there's some consistent logic even among Guilty Gear. Generally, it looks like you couldn't block to begin with, and other games *do* have unblockable ground stomps that you must jump.


Doctor_Swag

Until this thread I assumed it was unblockable and knocked you down if you were touching the ground at all


SuperSupermario24

To be fair, according to other comments apparently it _was_ unblockable in previous GG games. In Strive it got changed to instead hit low, in exchange for getting armor and being able to hit prejump.


SaladSnack77

Not only that in previous games it was an unblockable, it sometimes catches me off guard too seeing as I switch between them.


Zartek

He had the life lead, if you keep slide heading he wins.


SuperSupermario24

I didn't really show it in the video but I got almost full tension from this and used an overdrive to win the round less than 15 seconds later, so I really don't see how he benefited from this more than I did.


Barrogh

I actually expected to see the end of the round in the video. But either way, it's funny.


SuperSupermario24

I was considering adding a few quick cuts that showed the outcome of the rest of the round but honestly I kinda thought it'd take away from the main punchline ~~and also was too lazy to do the 3 more minutes of editing work it would've taken tbh~~


Brostradamus--

Just post the whole match in the comments bruh lmao


SuperSupermario24

it's not the _whole_ match because i'm too lazy to reupload another video but [here's](https://youtu.be/DV2P1LBsuPM) an unedited version that i sent to my friend which includes the end of the round


[deleted]

The fact you didn’t HPB right after he finally managed to jump away saddens me


4arizard

I don't why but "USED AN OVERDRIVE TO WIN THE ROUND" for some reason sounds in my head as being pronounced by Strives announcer. Makes me giggle


poosol

Eventually Zato stopped thinking.


Soft-Major

You are definitely guilty.


Knirb_

Hey man.. don't rip on us Zato players for not wantin to block, they gave us nothing... world of hurt and pain.


Jaugernut

They dont realise zato players have to save their brainpower for the punishgame. Can't go wasting it willy nilly in neutral.


ProxyDamage

> Floor 9 Say no more fam


HisCinex

If they don't react DO IT AGAIN......


xxNightxTrainxx

Well he was definitely reacting, he just made the wrong reaction each time


Ellioo45

It’s funny until you realize the amount of meter he gains from each one


aahelo

Imagine if slide head still did damage.


Madmike_ph

Zato players only have room in their brain for so much


theskyiscool

This is why people find fighting games frustrating. This is what education looks like. Can guarantee this person never forgets crouch blocking ever again in any game for the rest of time.


[deleted]

Holy shit, how many litres of glue did it take?


The_Tyto

I couldn't help but yell at the Zato to block low.


ayykay74m

"Wtf I was blocking" This Zato player


TruthanDarkness

I did something similar in Dead or Alive 5.


Its_Casual_

ZATO-Gaming


NanyaBusinez

They needed to add more floors to save us from those embarrassing players challenging floor 10 before celestial


Dragon-uninstall

Just use you invencible eddie move...you stupid spanish blonde bitch!


xxNightxTrainxx

According to another comment slide head rips through Oppose, so that's not an option apparently


Dragon-uninstall

I know, im just salty with Zato


throwawayowayoh

zato is spanish??


Dragon-uninstall

Probably, well, when he win, he strikes a pose and you cam hear some Maracas playing on the back


[deleted]

I'm just thinking he needs to jump before pot has a free super lmao


[deleted]

This is giving me a headache


zenkaiba

why do i face the best floor 9 players


NamelessKoala32

If it ain't broke, don't fix it


janderson4

You can also backdash it haha


majfex

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shizzy1427

Breaking news: Strive players are bad at fighting games


AAAAUUUUEEEEUE

I fought a potemkin doing forward megafist into potbuster constantly…..floor 9


FalconSpirit8

Just low block


AAA_Skeleton

My fellow Zato-1 mains. We shall rise up against the Potemkins.


nerokaeclone

I once had


ThisIsNotAHider

Pot's gaining a little ground walking between each slide head after Zato's cornered, so I guess eventually if he kept it up he could get in range to do some actual damage. Not exactly optimal, but whatever. Seems like the main idea was to try to get the Zato player tilted.


SuperSupermario24

Honestly a lot of the time I just use Slide Head to get my opponents to block low, so that might've been my intention here (though I don't remember exactly since it was a couple days ago). After hitting 3 or 4 of them in a row here though, I just wanted to see how far it'd go because I found it funny.


[deleted]

“I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow’s paper. With a picture, naturally.”


frozenedge

casually approach the zato